until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”

finally took stock photos for “guy who just beat psoriasis” and/or “guy who loves lactose-free yogurt”

i totally get it, it sucks when the known pedophile you helped elect isn’t grateful enough.

but that’s their whole deal, that’s like america banning school shootings.

RT @DiscussingFilm: Michael J. Fox has returned to acting to star in ‘SHRINKING’ Season 3.

can’t imagine a worse last day on earth than meeting jd vance.

And Adam said unto Eve: “Family”.

The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later

This is now the most embarrassing thing JD has done on a couch.

this goes out to all the haters who said i don’t have range

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”.

Midsommar / Midwintar

Instagram ads: Here’s the specific water bottle your were talking about yesterday and a sweater pre-selected in your favorite color. 𝕏 ads: Here’s 9000 Cheech & Chong gummies and a promoted post from user TrumpsAmericaa420 that just says “the Jews”.

To optimize good sleep before bed:.-Take a hot bath.-Get blackout curtains.-Watch 200 4-second videos inches from your face.-Practice deep breathing.

does no one else remember that trump was already president and life was worse ??.

can’t wait for the health department to be run by a guy who drinks his son’s blood and a guy whose brain is half eaten by worms.

At least Hitler went to jail for a few years for his failed coup before being reelected.

are people fucking stupid ?.

just from a story perspective, Trump not dying of Covid will go down as the greatest failure of narrative structure in history.