until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

if only there was some kind of amendment that could prevent this from happening. pretty important stuff too, id prolly put it first

dirty mirror, dead inside, can’t lose

There are Bill Burrs everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

The 2025 mind cannot comprehend the optimism of 2012-2015

If only there had been a way to know Trump was a sex criminal before he was elected besides reading the 800,000 sex crime lawsuits against him over the last 40 years

Still shocked the guy who bragged about sex crimes on a bus turned out to be on Epstein’s list

Saw my friend on the sidewalk volunteering for Greenpeace, walked up behind him, smacked his back and said, “Get a job, hippie” (he has a job). Guys, it was NOT my friend, and he did not get the joke. So I’m heading to the sea now with rocks in my pockets, and yes I donated a lot

“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”

https://t.co/lfoXOkaJkY

i totally get it, it sucks when the known pedophile you helped elect isn’t grateful enough

but that’s their whole deal, that’s like america banning school shootings

Michael J. Fox has returned to acting to star in ‘SHRINKING’ Season 3.

can’t imagine a worse last day on earth than meeting jd vance

And Adam said unto Eve: “Family”

The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later

This is now the most embarrassing thing JD has done on a couch

this goes out to all the haters who said i don’t have range

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”

Midsommar / Midwintar

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