“I am overwhelmed for so many reasons….Thank you to the canon that I am so honored to find myself beside.” — Saeed Jones, 2023 winner for poetry
#AWBA2023
Teenage TikTok users and K-pop fans claimed to have registered potentially hundreds of thousands of tickets for President Trump's campaign rally as a prank to ruin the event.
I was the only black person in my theater for Barbie. Small crowd, Monday afternoon. And I was the only one who laughed at the “white savior Barbie” line which, in my expert opinion, only made it funnier.
This 83 year old woman holds a sign that says “Defend black voices” as the marchers walk by and cheer for her. “I’m so proud of you young people,” she says.
WHEW. “We see no reason to celebrate 70 years of the ascension of your grandmother to the British throne because her leadership, and that of her predecessors, have perpetuated the greatest human rights tragedy in the history of humankind.”
A white boomer lady slid right in front of me during boarding, as I was about to scan my ticket. When she tried to play it off by saying “you’re too young for first class” I said “and too black?” before I realized I had even opened my mouth. I’m TIREDT.
If your mother died the way Princess Diana did, and, as an adult, you had legitimate concerns that history was about to repeat itself with your wife, I’d hope you’d be willing to give up whatever was necessary to keep her and your child safe.
Breaking News: Prince Harry and Meghan have a deal. They'll give up their titles, forgo public funding for royal duties, and repay the cost of refurbishing their official residence, a royal statement said.
Before we had the term “situationship,” Toni Morrison gave us two of the most brutal paragraphs ever written in the English language about the subject:
Eric Garner is dead. His daughter became an activist on behalf of her father. She is dead now too. Ramsey Orta recorded the incident and is in solitary confinement. But the cop involved is good to go. And the mayor is running for president as if this isn’t on him too.
The only thing worse than the way Breonna Taylor was killed is the fact that — even with all of this energy and outrage — the cops who killed her haven’t been arrested and it feels like the conversation is moving on. And you KNOW why.
Y’all are doing everything EXCEPT getting the cops to stop killing bLACK people. I love murals, voice actors, and capital letters as much as anyone else, but I can’t enjoy it if cops are still killing bLACK people. A nice dinner in a burning house is not a meal I want to eat.
*whispers* It’s not just the Supreme Court; McConnell has already successfully confirmed 200+ federal judges and each of those are lifetime positions too.
It says so much about the “Blue Lives Matter” movement, or even just your local FOP chapter, that none of them have embraced Eugene Goodman as their new champion.
Four years ago today, there was a cultural shift when Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter headlined Coachella and gifted the world with two-hours of pure artistry.
Thankfully, we can always relive that groundbreaking show with the acclaimed documentary, Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé.
I’m watching
@AOC
’s Instagram Live and she just pointed out something I hadn’t even considered. There were children in that Capitol building that day too. Oh my goodness.
TikTok has taught me that men tip better when waitresses/bartenders wear their hair in pigtails which… YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! But now I’m nosey and want more service industry tea.
In some ways, this side of the pandemic is lonelier than the early months. I’m so anxious about the hopeful future. We went into hell together but now we’ve gotta find our various exits alone.
My mom fought like hell to get mental healthcare for me when I was a teenager. Her efforts saved my life. I understand now, a decade after her passing, that she needed that healthcare too, desperately. But could only afford to pay for one of us. And that’s America.
A Pennsylvania state trooper has fatally shot four people in separate incidents since 2007, an extraordinary tally for an officer responsible for patrolling largely rural areas with low rates of violent crime. Trooper Jay Splain remains on duty.
My dog decided it was time to go to bed about twenty minutes ago. Off he went. I stayed on the couch, ya know, as is my right. I’ll me damned if he didn’t just walk back in here and look at me like “did I stutter? It is time for us to go TO BED.” Welp, good night, y’all.
The electoral college was created because of slavery. Straight up. A perfect example of how slavery’s legacy continues to shape our reality. (BTW, we almost got rid of the electoral college in the late 60s. Guess who prevented it? Segregationists.)
Sansa is being reasonable. Jon is being willfully naive. Dany is being entitled. Arya is flirting. Bran is being THAT BITCH. Meanwhile, the Night King is making art.
Wait, wait, wait... Am I to understand that we have “survived” a pandemic that put us all through several versions of hell for over a year, and folks are being shamed because they’re excited to... get one (1) free donut after they’re vaccinated? Did I get that right?
I hate this. I hate what we’re doing to each other. 18 months in, and I feel like the pandemic — and the protracted, costly selfishness that seems rampant — has pushed me to a point of cruelty I didn’t know I had in me. I’m angry and sad and bitter. This isn’t who I want to be.
White people being snarky about the reporting on Stephen Miller’s emails — “oh, duh, we KNEW this” — are undermining a key aspect of combating white supremacy. In the face of constant gaslighting, anything than can be documented should. It’s vital now and for posterity’s sake.
I hope Chris Rock apologized to Jada because — setting aside everything else that happened — her immediate reaction to that joke was one of hurt, anger and exhaustion.
I just watched a rich white guy get arrested while trying to check-in for a flight with his wife. It was all so calm. He looked kinda bored. I will spend the next 2-3 days trying to figure out what happened. They had a dog and a LOT of luggage. 🤔
I don’t like that self-appointed vaccine cops are creating an atmosphere where folks feel pressured to disclose personal health information to explain why they’ve been vaccinated. I know we’re all stressed and shit but mind ya business.
And less than four weeks ago, you sat across from Kevin Hart and said "Don't let those people win.” But “those people” whom you described as “haters” were queer black people hoping that you’d take the relationship between language and violence more seriously.
Hours later, I’m still thinking about Meghan Markle’s eyes during the interview. And then “thank you for asking, no asked how I’m doing.” She has granted the British press a gracious opportunity TO GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER, YOU RACIST POMPOUS GASLIGHTING EMOTIONAL TERRORISTS.
Just... to circle back: Your dad — who watched your mother get harassed and finally killed by media chaos — stops taking your calls as you seek his help because media chaos is now engulfing you and your pregnant wife. I told y’all it was on sight for Charles.
My conspiracy theory is that fascists actually don’t give a hoot about “inappropriate” content in books; they’re attacking libraries and librarians because libraries are vital spaces that foster community. And fascists fear community. It’s a scheme to shut down public libraries.
Whew, shout out to
@AOC
because she’s literally the only person who has said something that resonated with me in a positive way about how to move forward.
The moment you tell me shooting and killing a child was necessary or justified, the conversation is over. I don’t have a lot of hard and fast rules but that sure as fuck is one of them.
Derek Chauvin’s defense strategy is essentially to put George Floyd on trial; people and news organizations referring to these proceedings as the “George Floyd trial” are knowingly or unknowingly supporting that strategy.
Someone hid Easter eggs all over my apartment building’s lounge and it took me a moment to realize that I should definitely leave them alone because they’re out for some kid. OR ARE THEY?
It always feels like you’re walking to the edge of a cliff the more you openly declare your love for a celebrity but damn it, Dolly ain’t failed us yet.
When I was a teenager, I told my mother I was determined to publish one of my poems in the New Yorker. It was the only magazine I knew at the time that published "real" poems. So much has happened. This week, a poem about my mother is in the New Yorker.
the roar after she announces Parasite asthe winner sounds exactly like the roar when the home team wins a playoff game at the buzzer — everyone fucking loves Parasite — this is beautiful
Listen to me. If you haven’t returned from vacation yet, DO NOT RETURN. STAY THERE WHEREVER YOU ARE. KEEP THAT OOO UP. It’s too late for me, but save yourselves!
Even though most news organizations stopped reporting on the protests as soon as the rioting stopped, peaceful protests and rallies like this continue to happen across the country. And cops continue to terrorize them.