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Father, cook, sarcastic bastard and a veteran of over 30 years in the food & wine bizz

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined February 2015
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80 seconds of joy #Dachshunds
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I could watch this all day 😀😀
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@SKMorefield @elonmusk He's not going to encourage "free speech" he's just going to allow people to say whatever they want, which is not at all the same thing.
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Have we reached the point where we can just refer to @realDonaldTrump as "That lying sack of shit in the White House " ? Asking for a friend #TrumpLiesEveryTimeHeSpeaks
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@SouthpawGirl1 @sm_osment @RexChapman So because something that happened in the past was wrong it should continue to happen because you had to go through it ?
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@washingtonpost Maybe if the @washingtonpost had done due diligence before publishing MS Heard's, or sorry, the ACLU's piece this whole thing could have been avoided.
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@CarmineSabia @JulianCastro Yes always comply, never question authority
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North Bay is trending on because "Josee" of WTF news put an ominous video on TikTok showing UN planes there. What she DIDN'T mention is that Voyageur Airlines are based in North Bay & the UN is their biggest customer so there are often UN planes in North Bay #ConspiracyTheory
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@jayrayner1 30 years in front line restaurant and I will state unequivocally that, at least in North America, Mother's Day brunch is the worst service of the year. Yes Valentine's day is painful but nothing tops 5 hours of multi generational families who would rather be at home.
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@therealguiga @shannonrwatts A cup of heavy cream with 3 eggs ?? That's not scrambled eggs, that's quiche
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@edwereddie @nytimes I fail to see how being a great businessman or philanthropist should allow you to infer that someone is a pedophile
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@IamGMJohnson So more people were happier to see Diana dead?
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@jillreports @CityofVancouver OMG it's even worse than we imagined !!!!
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@atBenBradbury @B3man1 Bend over for PP some more you clownshow
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@kathbarbadoro Driving from Vancouver to San Francisco, stop off for refreshments in Ashland, Oregon & order 2 beer. Bartender says to me "that'll be $6". I say, "No I'll get both of them", he pauses and says "that is for both of them"
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"Vox populi", unless the result isn't what I wanted. The 5 year old head of #Twitter strikes again. #MuskMeltdown
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@JuddLegum Nothing more MAGA than violating the constitution in order to be petty. This will be a badge of honour for DeSantis with his base and he will suffer zero consequences.
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@TruthseekerMary @Nate_McMurray Please truthseeker, tell us what context those words were meant to be taken in. Can't wait.
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@banjoandpete @RonFilipkowski Actually he took hearsay from a single biased source and portrayed it as evidence of a criminal act. Spend the $8 on education
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@joespfeifer @HartleyFaye @Capblyatbeard Hey Joe, if the Democrats were able to rig the presidential election why didn't they give themselves the Senate and the House as well?
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@DougJBalloon For those not following municipal politics in Canada she is referring to Toronto mayor John Tory who announced his resignation last week for having an affair with a, 1/2 his age, staffer during the pandemic.
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@nytimes The horror of "sameness"
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@Arizona_333 @RMac18 Tired of hearing people whining about people whining about losing their jobs. Look up empathy on google, try it out.
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@crashfrog @stealthygeek Get off your knees, Elon's not buying you a pony for your blind devotion.
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@col_janus @atrupar I'm pretty sure you are either incredibly naive or trolling, tossing a rope over a tree limb to perform a hanging isn't "judicial execution", it's lynching bud. making up wild interpretations to justify racism is such a bad twitter practice.
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@Twh2018 @libaanstar1 DeRozan spent 9 years as did Lowry, Carter played there 6+ years (he was never anywhere else for more than 4). LeBron spent 4 years in Miami and has 3 in LA, those two teams must be terrible to play for I guess. FML
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@RexChapman Final college year stats: Jackson: 59.1% completion, 3660 yards, 27 TD, 10 int team went 8-5 Burrow: 76.3% completion, 5671 yards, 60 TD, 6 int team went 15-0 and won the National Championship Can't seriously believe you asked this question
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@johnDambro @LoyallyOppose @sarahkendzior Agree completely, Mueller has spent 18 months scrupulously ensuring there were no leaks and now a story comes out implying a leak so he's stepping in.
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@liliia_oprysk Somebody tell @amnesty so they can complain about Ukraine blocking sidewalks with propaganda
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@MadisoneRyan @ananavarro Stop stupidity mongering
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@JenAshleyWright @chrislhayes yeah the second (correct) phrase is just too long for sound bites, it's kind of like the "family separation" vs "small children taken from their parents and placed in cages" thing.
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@Popehat Fantastic timing, on the anniversary of Nixon's resignation.
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@nytimes I am just so tired of having to listen to, and watch him. It's exhausting, he's a child in a fat old man's body who craves affection but can't relate to other humans in any way. I just want him to go away and take the current Republican party with him.
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@Petey4Hart Elias Pettersson has made 4.66 hits per 60 minutes, Ryan Reavers has made 22.7 hits per 60 minutes
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@BillyCorben @GovRonDeSantis Trump's already offered him the Chief of Staff position
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@MarciaClearwtr @nytimes He's not right. It's not unfair that he IS in jail, it's unfair that the others are NOT in jail
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@SurtChilling @JasonStrummer Three Men and a Baby grossed $240M, off an $11M budget, in 1987 and was 1st, or 2nd, on the box office charts for 10 weeks. Pretty sure everyone at that time knew Nimoy directed it.
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@perlmutations Rory McIlroy turned down a reported $500M from LIV and spent over a year as the defender of the PGA, Tiger Woods reportedly turned down $1B to do the same so that Jay Hanson could pull the rug out for Saudi $$ It's pathetic
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@JFreshHockey Habs fans will absolutely lose their shit when they see this
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@thedailybeast @MollyJongFast Media outlets that previously ignored missing indigenous women write angry op-eds about how missing indigenous women are ignored by media.
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@GeraldoRivera Stop it you hack, the charges haven't even been unsealed yet. You have no idea what charge Trump has been indicted for.
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@RealityBeaker @RexChapman Guardian video showing: 1) police charging crowd 2) water bottles being thrown 3) riderless horse , obviously NOT dead, cantering away.
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@DanRegan_Comedy My dad's best was the high beams. He convinced us that the high beams indicator on the dashboard meant it was too loud in the car. Genius
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@robertbenda @PhilHollowayEsq Didn't say he was a "good" legal analyst
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@DonMartinCTV @JustinTrudeau No apology from you however for your implications that the PM was disrespecting veterans
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@Brandononthemov @RexChapman slapping a phone out of someone's hand IS assault but thanks for coming out.
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@TonyHamaoui @rulajebreal If my aunt had testicles she might have been my uncle, if there had been no pandemic Macron might have got 70%
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@stevewb915 @UnrealBluegrass Nah, she had an affair and she's going to put Trump in jail. I'm okay with both those things. Not embarrassed at all.
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@grifjef @mcuban @elonmusk Stop genuflecting, he's not going to buy you a pony.
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@1Oldeghost @atrupar Difference is they didn't have to fake this video.
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@nytimes Easy solution: Don't shop at Walgreens, 61% of Americans favor abortion rights, Walgreens can sit on it.
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@Phantom2Phlyer @mmpadellan Once again, not in the Senate. Honestly, you're a USNA grad and you don't know the difference between the Senate and the House of Represenatives? I'm not even American and I know that.
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@Ray54138885 @reporterchris Hey Ray How many teams can lose 2/3rds of their 1st line and not have some garbage lines.
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@PatBiological @EricFrohnhoefer @elonmusk Gotta be honest, been on the platform seven years & never seen any porn of any type. Maybe you just find what you're looking for.
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@MorleyHall1 @mirtle A 27 year old winger who scored 17 goals 2 years ago and can kill penalties for $900K on a one year deal. What's hard to understand ? It hasn't worked out but it make sense.
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@renegademom @AdamParkhomenko You don't need one. If they were in America illegally then transporting them within the country is human trafficking. If they were in America legally then it's kidnapping.
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@brame_madeline @dgmuir @CalltoActivism Are they under indictment in Georgia yet? If not why would there be any word about them in a tweet regarding Trump's indictment in Georgia
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@Melchizedek1972 @APFactCheck Sure. Deaths by firearms 2020 Japan - 9 (2020 population 125.8M) United States - 45,222 (2020 population 329.5M) The same ratio would have meant 24 gun deaths in the US for the year, instead there were 25 gun death every 5 hours in the US.
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@DrDinD "The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays" Bruce Springsteen "Thunder Road" Man this is a great game
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@A1Flipper @TheRickWilson Wow, that's amazing. I was unaware that there was no crime in America before 2021. Thanks for pointing this out. With your laser vision on what's REALLY happening you should probably run for Congress. Once again, thanks so much.
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@matthewjdowd Can't lose those primetime ad rates over something as trivial as threats to a democracy.
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@_marlanderthews Leafs should have been awarded a penalty shot but, you know. Leafs & referees.
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I know the Maple Leafs won and it doesn’t matter now, but mhmmmm, interesting. By the rule book: Toronto should’ve been awarded a penalty shot in overtime tonight. #LeafsForever
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@str8_vibinn @reporterchris This tweet is incredibly relevant to Dermott's signing, thanks for showing up
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@globalnews Personally I was unaware that the AFN was the deciding factor in these events, I thought we were a democracy where 4.9% of the population does not control government policies.
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@washingtonpost The Senate did not approve this, the Democrats in the Senate did. Not one single #GOP Senator had the courage to put country ahead of party. The current Republican party is the most unamerican political party since the Dixiecrats of 1861.
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#GOP strategist and donor Anton Lazzarro convicted of child sex trafficking #NotADragQueen
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@CUrquhartGlobal @GlobalBC I'm sorry but I'm tired of these bedside confessions. The evidence has been there since vaccinations started, the antivax zealots aren't going to change because another one of their own dies .
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@americanrebelmj @hasek_dominik He supports Putin, has always made it very clear. Actions have consequences.
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@murkyfrog @cmaconthehill Do you wear a seat belt ? Did you attend school in Canada ? Stop with the "taking away people's rights", we're a society, not a group of individuals.
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@Real_D_J @douggilmour Suck a bag of them there keyboard warrior. Leafs aren't in the playoffs without guys like Marner. If that's your attitude just admit you're a Canucks fan and get on with your life.
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@ConnorASheets @ddale8 @WarOnDumb How many Republicans will praise him for his courage admitting a wrong rather than mention that he flat out lied until confronted with evidence of his actions ?
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@BradyStrachan at this point in Canada it's looking like a "wellness check" may be the most dangerous thing that can happen to you.
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@FriedgeHNIC He's 24, he's big, fast and hits. He's scored 33 goals in the past 2 years, more than Labanc, Keller or Dylan Strome and he has positive possession numbers. If Vancouver fans just looked at his production and not his draft spot they'd be happy with this deal
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@PjCooper10 @EricTrump Biden bought the house in 1974 for $185,000, he had previously worked as a lawyer before entering into politics 1972 . Is it so hard to understand a lawyer buying a house for $185K ? Stop believing the lies that the Trump family feeds you
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@dsamuelsohn @stephanie_murr Who in the world has spaghetti and deviled eggs for lunch? Forget his arrogance and Q theories, that lunch alone should disqualify him from politics
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@the_sfrp @JuddLegum Well whatever you do, don't do anything to find out the whole story. Instead just continue to get your "news" from social media and make comments like the one you just made.
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@CaseyMattox_ This doesn't seem to be meeting with the sort of approval you thought it might, though you did get massive engagement which I feel was likely your real goal. Congrats on gaming the system
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@garncarlos @jillreports @CityofVancouver This is the NE corner of 14th & Cambie, the vehicle in question was heading east on 14th, nowhere near a main intersection and had at least a full block to see the huge bright barricade. Stop making excuses for bad driving.
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@ememess I think it's revealing that he says "a hungry dog is an obedient dog", not a happy dog, an obedient one. It says much about how the right feel about the vast majority of the public, they want them obedient to do their bidding.
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@tiger_doge2022 @sslibfriends Lol, guarantee you've never read the book.
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Julie Briskman, who was fired for giving Trump's motorcade the finger in 2017 successfully won her election tonight for county supervisor. Whatever inspires people to resist Trump & the GOP is great #DumpTrump
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I LOVE THIS. Remember @julibriskman , who was fired for flipping off Trump's motorcade from her bike? She just won her first election. 🎉
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@michellmybell1 @RpsAgainstTrump Wondering how you would react if Biden made that mistake
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@pilatesgirl333 @mikememoli there are no documents to share, she never filed a complaint
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@patersonjeff Wow, talk about a lucky break for Rutherford. The guy he decided to hire as coach just happened to be in Vancouver the day Rutherford made the decision. Crazy good karma right there
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@JasonGregor Nothing I like better than hockey writers commenting on the federal budget. It shows that they have terrible opinions on more than just one thing.
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@KevinRothrock @McFaul This would have been America if Trump had been re-elected
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@ewong @charlie_savage @EricSchmittNYT @mschwirtz "The intelligence finding was briefed to President Trump, and the White House’s National Security Council discussed the problem at an interagency meeting in late March," Trump lobbied for Russia's inclusion in G7 AFTER he had this information
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@GlobalBC This is right wing conservatism rearing it's head, a subjective dress code is ridiculous. Teacher and principal should be suspending, teaching assistant should look for a new career if he's distracted by 17 year old girls.
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@princesDameron @JFreshHockey Having Boone Jenner in the All Star is not showcasing the league
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@AquaFox84 @nytimes Marcio Rubio and Rick Scott are the current Senators so apparently qualified has nothing to do with it
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@ayrebimodelak @TheNBACentral @LocoLaker24 @Zooox Who said they were getting him to replace Lowry's leadership ? They got him so the salaries worked on the sigh & trade, he was traded to be traded .
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@GourmetZoe @gsenesac @BernieSanders I think he's a moron and totally serious, stop defending him. Hey, this is fun
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@thackattack41 well with that absolutely conclusive evidence, a still photo from centre ice, I have no choice but to agree with you
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@otto_maddoxx @KatieHill4CA @mattgaetz So when Gaetz said in 2017 he had no children, that wasn't hiding him ? When Goetz referred to him as his "helper" or a "local student" he wasn't hiding him ? Not sure what others do but when I'm with my daughter & meet people I call her "my daughter", but maybe that's just me.
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@ideaobsessive @nytimes Not really, it's a pretty important thing if you follow baseball
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@YouCanPlayTeam @MapleLeafs Always a good idea to actually find out what happened before issuing an acusation
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@jyarow The glitch is caused by a flawed voting system that allows the candidate with almost 3 million less votes to become president #DumpTrump
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@rcmpmb Can I just get my cigarettes back, the other stuff was already in the bag when I found it.
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@GrindStone0o @ProjectLincoln @TheRickWilson So they are Democrats registered as Republicans? Florida has a closed primary
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@natnewswatch Functionally almost impossible, monumentally intrusive as an invasion of privacy............but it will play well with the base
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@nytimes This is so ridiculous that I can only believe that it is supposed to be satire. People collect art because they like the art, not because of the colour or gender of the artist .
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