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At 15,
@Malala
was shot in the head by the Taliban for insisting that girls had the right to an education. At 17, she became the youngest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in history. At 18, she opened a school for Syrian refugee girls in Lebanon.
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tip for the guys who think Roe's demise won't affect them: child support payments usually start at a quarter of your annual income
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Brown guy kills 8 with a truck: “WALLS! BANS! BARRICADES!”
White guy kills 59 with guns: “well what can you do”
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If life truly begins at conception then this baby can legally celebrate her own birth with a martini.
A Tennessee couple welcomed a baby girl who grew from an embryo that had been frozen for 24 years
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full quote is "Nec audiendi qui solent dicere, vox populi, vox dei, quum tumultuositas vulgi semper insaniae proxima sit.”
it translates to:
"Do not listen to those who say the voice of the people is the voice of God, since the tumult of the crowd is always close to madness."
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Miss Texas was asked if Trump handled Charlottesville badly. She, uh ... didn't play. 🇺🇸
#MissAmerica
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White players: Take the fucking knee. Don’t make them do this alone. Use your place of privilege for good.
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this official response to Trump’s demand that Biden take a drug test is sending me
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here's a dinosaur reading a bedtime story to puppies and I don't know who needs to see this but I sure as hell did
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The 13th abolished slavery.
The 15th gave all races the vote.
The 19th gave women the vote.
The 24th abolished poll taxes.
During an appearance on a conspiracy-driven radio show in 2011, Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore said getting rid of the amendments after 10th would "eliminate many problems"
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pink knew. she always knew.
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everything is terrible so here’s a baby lion cub learning to roar
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If Brett Kavanaugh were a woman, they’d be calling this performance “hysterical.”
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whatever Jeep paid Bill Murray for this, it was worth it
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Congressional Republicans: GUN LAWS WON'T STOP SHOOTINGS
Also Congressional Republicans: ABORTION LAWS WILL STOP ABORTIONS
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In case you've forgotten how real presidents tweet.
John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.
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please tell me more about how women are too emotional to be president
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Ben Shapiro is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special
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the thing about Biden tripping up the stairs of Air Force One is that last week he signed a bill that could cut child poverty in half and vaccines are way ahead of schedule
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reporters please stop asking the proudly maskless if they’re afraid of getting covid and start asking them why they have such a sociopathic disregard for other people
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it will never stop being fucked up that a failed game show host got to install a third of the united states supreme court
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this is a good day to ignore Kanye and arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor and Elijah McClain
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one time Elizabeth Warren proposed making the ultra-wealthy pay 2 cents on every dollar of their net worth above $50 million and people called it unreasonable
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Chelsea Clinton has a PhD in international relations from Oxford. She's more qualified to be in that seat than your entire family. Combined.
If Chelsea Clinton were asked to hold the seat for her mother,as her mother gave our country away, the Fake News would say CHELSEA FOR PRES!
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Country music stars: These were your fans. Band together. Demand sensible gun laws. All movements have “take a knee” moments. This is yours.
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In 9 years on Twitter, nothing has gotten me called a “cunt” more than this tweet. That’s how I know I’ve pissed off the right people. 💃
White players: Take the fucking knee. Don’t make them do this alone. Use your place of privilege for good.
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you can go ahead and restart those negative ads,
@JoeBiden
President Trump, wearing a mask, rides by his supporters outside Walter Reed while in the back of a Suburban.
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This is a MASSIVE scandal, and it cycled out of the news in less than 24 hours.
BREAKING: Trump confidant dumped millions in steel-related stock last week, days before tariff announcement
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The crowd that likes to yell YOU LOST, GET OVER IT has a rather fetishistic attachment to flags of defeat.
#Charlottesviille
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He cut more than $9 billion from the Dept of Ed budget.
President Trump donates his 2nd quarter salary — $100,000 — to the Department of Education
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all hail
@PaulaReidCBS
, an absolute MODEL for the way to handle him — she pressed on the facts, wouldn’t let up, and he had a fucking meltdown
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ladies we can avoid pregnancy if we just stop taking pregnancy tests, this is very exciting
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We're trying but you won't leave.
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nothing in this universe is stronger than the self-control Adam Schiff exhibits whenever Devin Nunes speaks
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is there a more American phrase than “mass shooting at a July 4th parade”
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I want to live in a world where people wearing swastikas are always afraid of getting their asses kicked.
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The president was accused of rape and it's barely a blip in the news cycle. I just think it's important to mention just how fucked up that is. Carry on.
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Tonight Trump said the Vegas shooter was “probably smart,” and San Juan’s mayor is “not very capable.” One of these people is a white man.
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Jackie Speier was shot five times at Jonestown and played dead for a full day to save her own life, go ahead, try to fuck with her
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@RepSpeier
: "The president of the United States has five pinocchios on a daily basis, so let's not go there."
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in her first term, New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern passed sweeping gun reforms after a mass shooting, oversaw an incredibly successful virus response, AND had a baby — all while Trump sits in a golf resort and mewls about the media
BREAKING: New Zealand has now gone 100 days with no detected community spread of COVID-19, the Ministry of Health just confirmed
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fox news: "how dare they go after his children!"
also fox news: "... and now back to hunter biden"
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While Trump watches TV and fury-tweets, 92-year-old Jimmy Carter is fighting cancer and STILL trying to make the world a better place.
Ex-President Carter treated for dehydration in Canada, where he's helping build houses for Habitat for Humanity.
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just found out they're launching Fox Weather and I'm really looking forward to reporters standing in the pouring rain talking about how sunny it is
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Rightwingers: GUN LAWS WON'T STOP SHOOTINGS
Also rightwingers: ABORTION LAWS WILL STOP ABORTIONS
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Jane Curtin is all of us.
CNN guest Jane Curtin: "My New Year's resolution is to make sure that the Republican Party dies."
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Projected on the San Francisco Federal Building on Friday night 🙃
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Oops, typo — you misspelled "as Sgt. La David Johnson is laid to rest today, a grateful nation thanks his family for their sacrifice."
Crooked Hillary Clinton spent hundreds of millions of dollars more on Presidential Election than I did. Facebook was on her side, not mine!
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it’s like everyone fucking forgot that the way covid spread globally in the first place was via infected airline passengers
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look you don’t have to mourn Kobe’s passing but for fuck’s sake a woman lost her husband and child today, what is wrong with some of you
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everything is terrible so here's a baby bonding with a very good doggo
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Just saw the Letterman interview with Obama. If I live to be 1000 I will never understand how we went from this intelligent, witty, compassionate man to the human shithole we have now.
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A HEARTWARMING STORY FOR MOTHER’S DAY
Once upon a time, when I was a high school cheerleader, one of the moms said we should show “subservience” to the football players. My mother told her to fuck off.
The end. ❤️
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If we’re done wasting outrage on the NFL, maybe we could redirect some at actual nazis.
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Whew, almost got on a plane with a 4oz bottle of lotion, but TSA stopped me. I feel so much safer that I think I’ll celebrate by buying an AR-15 when I get home.
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a fun thing about getting older is all the sports injuries you get while sleeping
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whewwwwww she chewed em up and left their heads on pikes to warn the others 💀
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“how dare that lady comedian be so vulgar” says the crowd that’s clearly delicate like doilies
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Well that's it then. JFK just lost my vote.
Hey Dems! JFK had an extra marital affair with 19-year old Mimi Alford when he was 45 years old.
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His name was Harrison. He was my familiar. He was a badass. He gave kisses. Through 19 years, two cross-country moves and several little brothers, he was my constant companion. I loved him so much.
I knew he couldn’t live forever. I just wanted him to live a day longer than me.
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You believed there was a child sex ring in the basement of a pizza place with no basement but you can’t see the Trump/Russia connection. K.
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You're living in a foreign embassy to avoid a rape investigation
First Hillary, now Marine. It's 2017 and the patriarchy's grip is as strong as ever.
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Hillary Clinton once sat through 11 hours of questions that weren’t filtered ahead of time.
Trump’s lawyers are still considering ways for him to testify before Mueller, provided the questions are limited and don’t focus on specifics where the president might perjure himself.
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sorry can you speak up I can’t hear you over all the baby-saving happening under the new state law
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it just struck me that the only social media platform left for Trump is TikTok and that. is. hilarious.
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Remember laughter and joy in the White House? And a First Couple who actually liked each other? Good times.
Barack and Michelle couldn’t stop laughing during their first Christmas address
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Pace yourselves, GOP. If you’re upset because one woman danced and another one used a swear, you’ll be all out of pearls to clutch when the subpoenas start flying.
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If the news is poison, let this be the antidote that gives you life.
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it's a twisted irony that someone who's paid for multiple abortions installed a third of the court that will ban it
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L-O-fucking-L at the GOP trying to shame us with “don’t you want healthcare for kids?” CHIP EXPIRED THREE MONTHS AGO. YOU CAN REAUTHORIZE IT — ALL BY ITSELF — ANY TIME YOU WANT.
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Between McConnell hiding election interference and Rand Paul defending it, looks like Russia’s already annexed Kentucky.
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Christine Blasey Ford subjected herself to Lindsey Graham’s histrionics and answered questions from a lawyer handpicked to keep the GOP from getting its hands dirty, but tell me more about poor maligned no-show William Barr.
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a reminder that being a sex worker is not bad and having an abortion is not bad, and Lauren Boebert is not bad for doing them. she's bad because she's a screeching hypocrite who pretends others who do are beneath her.
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From 2018 but newly relevant. Watch Fox News’ “evolution” on North Korea.
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Congratulations to Greta Thunberg, who just became the only white European that Trump has ever wanted to deport.
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This looks like the last thing you'd see before waking up in a bathtub of ice with one of your kidneys missing.
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Watergate is starting to look like something cute with a boopable nose.
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if there were a Super Bowl of terrible tweets this would win the Lombardi trophy and be in a parade at Disneyland
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That burn Ted Cruz got from Sally Yates will forever be a pre-existing condition.
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The only person surprised by this seems to be Caitlyn Jenner.
Caitlyn Jenner says Trump has been the "worst ever" for transgender rights and "set our community back 20 years"
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It’s early.
women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground today and I don't know how they do it
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