Kath Barbadoro
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stand up comedy/podcasting/writing/posting on this website @whatatimepod @LCSpodcast @masterpancake . Next Paid Protest show February 2!
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instituting a new policy where if you reply to me with something even slightly annoying or that i consider disrespectful or condescending im blocking you good luck everyone
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wild that "as contagious as chickenpox" doesn't mean anything to anyone under 30.... because of.... nevermind
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Kind of cool how in Ryan Gosling’s Ken we have the positive version of a method actor becoming the joker. Every pr quote from him is incomprehensible. He went too method for Barbie and now his brain doesn’t work
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I need to know the drama that secured the three girls in the front their spots. I know at least one of those bobbing heads in the background is thinking only of their deaths
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it's pretty funny that the world is ending and we all just have to keep going to our little jobs lol
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omg someone flirting with you and taking you on a date and then ghosting you is not "love bombing" and "gaslighting" it's CASUAL DATING
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joe biden is like "if youre vaxed, go to work. if youre not vaxed, die." and people are like LOL! GO OFF JOE! and let me tell you, i feel insane
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Drinking in Austin after living in New York is like spending Monopoly money. I almost died last night and I spent twenty five dollars
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this week has been terrible but finding out tucker carlson's mom was an artist who was friends with david hockney, peaced out to go live in france when he was 6, and then left him a dollar in her will bc she fucking hated him has been a small piece of good news
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ngl i would be psyched if years after my death thousands of people were talking about how good i was at giving head
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i saw someone on tiktok take an almost empty jar of peanut butter and instead of scraping it out she added soy sauce, rice vinegar, maple syrup, sriracha and some other stuff and made peanut sauce, so i did that and it was great. tossed some cucumbers in it
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heres a secret for zoomers: real adults dont really ask each other about this
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Shoutout to men who are big flirts but arent creepy. extremely difficult to pull off and our culture does not appreciate you appropriately
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dating apps have been very confusing for me because though I am technically someone with an “active lifestyle” and a “dark sense of humor” I am not the things those are euphemisms for (“thin” and “doesn’t mind racial slurs”)
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Seems cool that we spent 18 months worrying about not having enough icu beds and in that time did not appear to build out any infrastructure that would allow us to have more icu beds
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very cool that almost a million of us are dead and the people who run the country spend their time defending insider trading and making it illegal to talk about slavery
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my only hot take about gen x is that they are very exciting people to date bc they don't know how to text normal, so every single text makes it seem like they are about to break up with you. makes me feel alive
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One thing I love about living in New York is that it is socially acceptable to just RADIATE bad vibes when you’re pissed off. This is an unchangeable part of my nature that got me into trouble a lot when I lived in the south
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a christmas carol is so fucking good because dickens knew the true meaning of christmas is thinking about your entire life, including your future, with regret
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the only real tolkien fans are the ones who are mad the lady dwarf doesnt have a beard. you dont have to listen to any of the other ones
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there has been a demonstrated solution to covid for at least half a year now. it's paying people to stay home. we havent even TRIED it in this country and i feel like im going FUCKING INSANE every time someone proposes some convoluted rationale for why we should try anything else
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if i wanted to see a guy named dustin fight a guy named connor i would just go to any high school cafeteria in massachusetts
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i know it's not the main issue here but WHY are these guys inviting 16 year olds to parties and why does no one at the parties ever seem to go "why is there a child here"
‘Zoey 101’ star Alexa Nikolas accuses Jonah Hill of forcing himself on her when she was 16 and he was 24.
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The only cop show that isn’t copaganda is Reno 911. I cannot think of a single other example
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remember when conservatives tried to own joe biden by leaking texts he sent to hunter that were like "I love you my sweet boy"
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Showing up to get tested and getting my shit rocked instead
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They know! the people who do practical effects have a strong union and the people who do cgi dont!
I wish you could take a film executive aside, show them this scene and make them understand that if this was done all with CGI, it wouldn't even make an audience blink... but because it's all done practically... It feels exciting, alive and present.
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it's so funny that it took a pandemic to make it acceptable not to come to work with a potentially infectious illness lol
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I mean, you don't, right? This is clearly an informed voter. They have articulated what they want. Either you try to do what they're telling you they want, and win their vote or you accept that you will not
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not to subtweet the barbie freaks but KOTFM is actually a much more interesting feminist film in that it is partly about whether men and women can really share an authentic and equitable love when oppressive systems divide them. But w/e keep being mad a native woman is gonna win
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Yesterday I saw a tweet that said not being able to orgasm from oral sex is an adhd symptom I will never leave this website
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remember when the game of thrones guys had all of these contracts to make other stuff and then they gave one single interview where they were like "lol we had no clue what we were doing but our dads are HELLA rich" and then they lost all the contracts
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Have you ever checked how much pasta is in one serving of pasta according to the box? If you never have, NEVER do it. Never learn this information. It’s offensive
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When I was younger I thought because the history of the Israel Palestine conflict was so complicated and long and thorny that it was impossible for someone like me to understand which side was the aggressor, which I now see as a classic example of how neoliberalism rots ur brain
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ghosting someone after a date or two isn't very nice but it's bad manners, not a criminal act
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culinarily speaking eggs are the fucking wildest shit ever.... cant believe they can do that much stuff
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RIP cormac mccarthy. you did not seem super happy to be here tbh
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i think people new to it are just very disappointed to find out that casual dating in adulthood is often confusing and leaves you feeling emotionally vulnerable and they would like to speak to the manager about this. sorry but that's just what it's like
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soooo funny shakespeares son is named hamnet. what if stanley kubrick was like this is my son larry byndon
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I truly love Taylor swift fans who think her boyfriend is racist writing threads justifying their trip to see her concert like they’re justifying a trip to Israel or something lol
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I am losing my FUCKING mind that an entire wing of the national press is painting TEXAS of all places as relying predominantly on renewable energy. It's fucking TEXAS, the entire fucking economy is based on natural gas!!!! what are you TALKING ABOUT
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I feel like ppl from outside of New England don’t realize how crazy Rhode Island is. It’s like it’s just allowed to be corrupt bc it’s so small. All the other states are just like “idk let them have it”
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Happy 80th birthday to Bernie Sanders, a man who, through merely being consistent and unshakable, over many decades, in his ultimately pretty straightforward beliefs about what is good and bad in this country, drove a bunch of people completely fucking nuts
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it's crazy how if you are an underappreciated member of SNL you will go on to make incredible era defining comedy and if you are a celebrated member of SNL you will go on to be in every commercial
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update: he died
this guy is on a ventilator with covid rn after attending a big right wing anti vax convention in dallas where a ton of people got sick and then claimed they were victims of an anthrax attack.
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madison cawthorn telling on ppl is really funny bc it's the first public reckoning of the fact that there are now true believers in congress. all the old guys were just doing kayfabe and now theyre like "oh no you actually think all that stuff we said on fox news was real" lol
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A guy on my block called 911 and the police arrested HIM. Everyone started yelling at them that they got the wrong guy and 30 cops showed up out of nowhere and barricaded everybody in my block (a dead end). These fucking cops man
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sure that's not great parenting but there's no doubt in my mind tucker carlson was a bad vibes baby
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idk where this idea came from that society somehow negatively reacts to or penalizes women who are very feminine as opposed to women who are not, but it makes me feel fully insane. "let women be feminine" they don't just let us do that they MAKE us do that!!!
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I watched raging bull for the first time last night and once again I am baffled that people watch Martin Scorsese films and think he loves toxic masculinity
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My mom told me she put cayenne pepper in her birdseed to try and deter the squirrels from eating it and but the squirrels still eat it just as much they just squawk and slap their tails against at the ground after
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i am watching an hbo doc about some weird evangelical weight loss church (??? idk just started it) and i am losing my fucking mind that the cover art for it is not a caricature or photoshopped image but an actual photograph of its founder
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Just remembered last night a guy hit on me and I was very drunk so instead of saying I was just there to hang out w my bros I said “In this space.. right now... I am not a woman”
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(Spoilers for may December maybe) it’s so perfect how the ultimate plot twist of the film is that it’s not actually a radical and human and complex story it’s just a woman with a personality disorder as is suggested by one of the only sane ppl in the film within the first 5 mins
So many contemporary movies and shows based on real events traffic in imitation, with uncanny impressions seen as the highest achievement. What May December does to incorporate this moment is 1000x more interesting.
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At what point did the TSA rules for going thru security start being totally arbitrary? Every time I go to the airport they ask me to do different things. Do they decide different rules every day and if so how
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every day on twitter there is a different video you will be exposed to 500 times. today it's the stay at home wife with the big titties
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wait the lets go brandon thing is just "code" for "fuck joe biden"? omg who gives a shit lmao
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me: I can't wait to get my cute little box of organic vegetables from small local farms
my csa: here's 10 pounds of daikon radishes u stupid bitch
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sucks that today's youth didnt get to experience the pinnacle of tv dating shows
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it's funny that people are going "the jr staffers in diane feinstein's office aren't forcing her to keep working!" when like... yeah we know. the issue is that at some point they clearly realized their boss was senile and they were like "that's fine as long as it helps my career"
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Bro they made abortion illegal how can THIS be an issue that matters to you
I'm a woman. Please don't ever refer to me as a person with a uterus, birthing person, or person who menstruates. How do people not realize how degrading this is? You can support the transgender community without doing this shit.
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Damn, sucks to see that pikachu didn’t save enough for retirement
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once again posting examples of the badass andean architecture movement spearheaded by indigenous architect freddy mamani that flourished under evo morales to celebrate jeanine anez going to jail
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watching seinfeld on netflix, recalling the time in india when a seinfeld episode came on my host family's tv and i said "ooh everyone watch this, this is my culture" and it was the one where george's fiancee dies from licking all the wedding envelopes and they were horrified
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One of the coolest things any famous person has ever done
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It’s so funny that John Cleese is obsessed with cancel culture. I can’t think of a “safer” form of comedy to do than “guy move body all weird”
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it's like if the frogs in the pot had to participate in the economy until they got boiled
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IM allowed to laugh at herman cain awards. joe biden isn't. thats part of being the president
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I feel like in order to survive in this world without getting duped into doing stuff like eating horse medicine, about half of high school curricula should just be media literacy and statistics classes
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The woman who made and tweeted a list of races in order of her sexual preference has an agent and I don’t
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@taylorgarron
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people on tik tok are obsessed with putting raw pasta in the oven i will never understand it
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If Stevie Nicks had to kill 34 year old me to make Fleetwood Mac I’d be like “that’s fair” let alone a fetus
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things ppl on this app are incapable of being normal about
- chain restaurants
- hiking
- people who are different ages dating
- sometimes people who wear a hardhat are rich and people who do excel spreadsheets are poor
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I'm sick of cancel culture. Comedy should be about jokes. Please see my new comedy special where I complain about this for one joke-free hour. Thank you.
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personally wont be shedding many tears over idiots who chose not to protect themselves from getting a potentially serious illness but this is pretty dire as far as public health guidance goes...
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watching taylor lorenz squander all of the good will she built up doing objectively courageous reporting about the right by going out of her way to criticize any form of labor advocacy that doesn't happen exactly to her extremely specific standards is so depressing
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i think about it a lot. really says dark things about what must go on in a lot of american households that people thought evidence of a person being loving toward their troubled son would somehow be incriminating
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Shiv saying “he couldn’t fit a whole woman in his head” is such a good summation of the type of misogyny highly ambitious men exhibit
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@ac_wildcard
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the average family from texas wasn't elected to serve the public you bootlicking loser
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i cant be the first person to point this out but it's so funny that "tankie" as a term has lost all meaning to the point where now it means someone who *doesn't* want to send tanks to an eastern european country
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Wow I have never gotten replies and quote tweets containing less interesting information than those relating to this tweet
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sorry i just looked up "west elm caleb" and wish i could unlearn this info
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Watched the menu. Thinking about the consequences the success of parasite has had in the film industry. Feel like movie execs sit around in their mansions doing blow and being like “hating rich people is so hot right now”
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It’s so crazy that he’s Canadian bc he’s the most Chicago looking man of all time
Dan Aykroyd in a Teamsters Local 714 jacket
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Really funny that guys think you have to be an ubermensch to be hot to women when every girl I know wants to fuck Colombo
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one thing being in comedy has taught me is that if you like someone's shit you should tell them you like it bc they are probably spiraling about how their shit sucks at all times
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it is SO funny watching wall street people explain exactly what their job is, but say that this time it's bad bc it isn't them doing it
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no one believes me that "the bucket list" as a term was not in common usage before that movie came out but i swear to god it's true
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sorry i guess she didnt move to france til later. she just stayed in LA partying w cool artists after she and tucker's dad divorced
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Oh no a 22 year old with the frog av thinks I’m ran through. How will I recover from this
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the joe rogan podcast set looks like a barbecue restaurant at an airport
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