I was thrown out of
@marksandspencer
's earlier for trying on all the
@Vicky_McClure
clothing. The assistant told me to stop making a tit of myself and piss off.
@BBCNews
I'm currently sat on an overcrowded Northern bus that turned up 20m late and has taken about 75m to take me 5 miles. I'm sorry for the state of the Elizabeth line but I bet it's a joy compared to Northern options
The croissants will be going cold. If I was on the show I'd be nodding at all the drama whilst cramming another pain au chocolat in my gob.
#TheTraitors
@fesshole
Met her on a Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
Killed by SPECTRE on Sunday
@theJeremyVine
You might be OK sharing videos of people breaking the rules of the road, but I'm not sure if I'm as comfortable with you showing someone's reg just because something might be different or unusual...
Lots of unfair hate towards Mel and Sue on the
#GenerationGame
. Think they're great on it. Sexism perhaps? Imagine some people's shock if a gay man ever hosted it... oh wait... 😁
@simonmayo
I'm looking forward to the classical confessions. "This parchment comes in from Beethoven... who pranked everyone by saying he was deaf for years..."
Good luck with the new show - hope it goes well!