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Philip Lickley

@philiplickley

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Runner, Radio DJ, photographer, writer, quizzer, lover of music, and work in marketing, comms and events. That covers most bases right?

Bradford, UK
Joined May 2009
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
4 years
He'll be missed #NotGoingOut
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@philiplickley
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1 year
@Nick_Pettigrew I hope it's a quiet screening. At mine, the more the cinema filled up, the faster the movie played.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
7 years
@sleezsisters @bechillcomedian Binmouth strikes again.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
4 years
Sure, but won't it upset London commuters?
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4 years
Would you spit in a tube every week to end the coronavirus pandemic?
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@philiplickley
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7 months
"If you help me blow it, then 25." #TheApprentice
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@fesshole I enjoyed this tweet and look forward to the SQL
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@fesshole ...and this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way next door...
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@philiplickley
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11 months
@fesshole AITA? Yes. Yes you are.
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@fesshole I bet you couldn't even stay for coffee as the milk had been snatched
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
5 years
I was thrown out of @marksandspencer 's earlier for trying on all the @Vicky_McClure clothing. The assistant told me to stop making a tit of myself and piss off.
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@BBCNews I'm currently sat on an overcrowded Northern bus that turned up 20m late and has taken about 75m to take me 5 miles. I'm sorry for the state of the Elizabeth line but I bet it's a joy compared to Northern options
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
1 year
@doctorbees @SaimaFerdows I don't think they wanted this tweeting. They were trying to keep a lid on it.
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@philiplickley
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1 year
@VictoriaCoren Clearly you shout that web address out of your window until a passing geek takes pity on you
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@philiplickley
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6 months
@fesshole You should complain to your Embassy
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@philiplickley
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4 years
@SpittingImage Ah, shes a Count.
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@philiplickley
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7 months
But it's not the first private spaceship to land on the moon! @BBCNews @aardman
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@fesshole Nothing worse than being bard in bed
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@fesshole You're literally wasting your life
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@philiplickley
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7 months
@fesshole Nope. I still don't understand after the fifth read.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole Are frivolous bollocks the equivalent of vajazzelling?
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
3 years
@duckford10 @tomhfh It's a curtain, and no camera
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@JoshDixonTweets It's because all the members turned up
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@philiplickley
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8 months
"I was told I'd meet someone called Stephen..." #DragonsDen
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
1 year
Ivo Graham on #Taskmaster
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
Rita Ora is the worst panel member. Can we change her for next series? #MaskedSingerUK
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
5 years
@TheSherlocks Unimaginative use of social media?
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@philiplickley
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2 years
The croissants will be going cold. If I was on the show I'd be nodding at all the drama whilst cramming another pain au chocolat in my gob. #TheTraitors
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@philiplickley
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1 year
@JournalistHelen My child identifies as a plant if that's close enough? They start nursery next week.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
4 years
@ij_ford Some 👏 are 👏 really 👏 annoying 👏 and 👏 one 👏 particularly 👏 comes 👏 to 👏 mind.
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1 year
Whoever wrote this episode deserves a pat on the back, especially for the conversation with the man opposite #BeyondParadise
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
7 months
@anon_opin The worst tweet of the day. Very well done.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
11 months
@fesshole The Great Grain Robbery
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole There's more than one helmet in this fess
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
6 years
Wooooah... we're halfway there... Wooooah... #DoctorWho
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6 months
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7 months
@fesshole Cexy Times
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@philiplickley
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7 months
@ST0NEHENGE An AI image? Can't you find an actual creative person?
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Philip Lickley
8 months
@fesshole These fesses are now taking the Bic
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole You shouldn't have posted this on Twitter. Try Tumblr.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole "Now he'll have plenty of time to iron out the creases at the state penitentiary."
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
4 years
@bechillcomedian It runs on Windows BC.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
1 year
@AdamCSharp Two kidneys short of a serious medical issue?
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Philip Lickley
1 year
@ewpaisley @Matthew12183661 "Number 1 all over?" "We hope so. We think it'll be popular with most voting countries."
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole Rappers are not to be trifled with
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
6 months
An electric business vehicle that delivers products to you? #TheApprentice
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
7 years
@DarkBunnyTees @JamesBlunt It's a guy on a thigh. Obviously.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
10 months
@anon_opin The barman playing maracas with my Woo Woo?
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1 year
@scottygb Do you, or do you not, have tattooed on your bottom...
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1 year
@fesshole "Not that, but I was surrounded by models..."
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@philiplickley
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7 months
@fesshole Nothing worse than finding evidence of them playing away (and home)
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1 year
@BBCNews Timetables Like These
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1 year
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8 months
@anon_opin Time for change?
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2 years
@fesshole Hotel? Trivag-ay
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
7 months
@fesshole Met her on a Monday Took her for a drink on Tuesday We were making love by Wednesday And on Thursday, Friday and Saturday Killed by SPECTRE on Sunday
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@theJeremyVine You might be OK sharing videos of people breaking the rules of the road, but I'm not sure if I'm as comfortable with you showing someone's reg just because something might be different or unusual...
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@philiplickley
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10 months
@anon_opin This is a very articulate submission from a child
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Philip Lickley
6 years
@dannywallace The whole-sailors?
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@Liam3617 @christiancalgie They were invented after 1800
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
1 year
@anon_opin I haven't heard of the band. Are the guys pretty new?
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
1 year
@RollingStone @morelandwriter I see @FakeShowbizNews has logged into the wrong account again
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole Korma will catch up with you
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
6 months
@anon_opin ..."anyway, welcome to Victoria Plumbing. How can I help you this Bank Holiday?"
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@philiplickley
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11 months
@fesshole We didn't need the blow-by-blow account
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Philip Lickley
3 years
This drama is so unrealistic. Why is she not spending the first day getting IT to log her in successfully? #TheBay
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
4 years
2018: "In terms of protecting citizens, this is as bad as it gets". 2020: "Hold my beer..." #TheSalisburyPoisonings
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
9 months
@fesshole Pee-not Grigio
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
6 years
Lots of unfair hate towards Mel and Sue on the #GenerationGame . Think they're great on it. Sexism perhaps? Imagine some people's shock if a gay man ever hosted it... oh wait... 😁
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Philip Lickley
1 year
@FrizFrizzle @spokes_man75 This week's prize task is 'best item to bring to a Coronation that's been stolen from another country...'
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
1 year
@fesshole Who are you - The Coupe Crusader?
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
11 months
@anon_opin Upset Newark (6)
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
3 years
@fesshole I don't believe this 'fess, so I'm going to take what's said with, er, I can't think of a metaphor
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
1 year
@bowbrick Meet Joe Snack
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
3 years
@MisterABK Was it a writing desk? Did they get a long sentence?
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2 years
@fesshole HPG Tips?
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
6 years
"So I said to my son, did you do well in your German GCSE?" "9" "Don't worry. Maybe languages just aren't your thing."
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@anon_opin "My pret-cious"
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@anon_opin Perhaps they want people to hear the ceremony without ear-blistering crying echoing around the room
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
7 years
@daraobriain Will your TARDIS now be a Megabus?
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7 months
@fesshole It'll see you through the week
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@fesshole Bargain C**t
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@philiplickley
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3 years
@haveigotnews It's just Ave I Got News From You as they've still not found H
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@anon_opin They all suck.
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@philiplickley
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1 year
@fesshole 'Show your working out' helped me in my PE GCSE too
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@philiplickley
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8 months
@fesshole I only go on coach holidays so I watch Speed instead
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
4 years
@omid9 @RobAKemp1966 What a load of rubbish. It was Too Shy by Kajagoogoo
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
6 years
@simonmayo I'm looking forward to the classical confessions. "This parchment comes in from Beethoven... who pranked everyone by saying he was deaf for years..." Good luck with the new show - hope it goes well!
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@philiplickley
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1 year
@anon_opin Spoiler alert!
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
4 years
These lip sync videos are getting very realistic! @theJeremyVine
@marcusbrig
Marcoooos!
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Jezza Vine!
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@philiplickley
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1 year
@Lord_Sugar I feel the same about series of The Apprentice
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@philiplickley
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1 year
@fesshole Probably it's cos of his tan. Is that a sin?
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
Florist: that's not a flower #TheApprentice candidate: no, it's not me, it's every florist that's wrong
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@philiplickley
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2 years
@fesshole "Would you like lies with that?"
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole ¿pan de ajo?
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole Your fess is very important to us. Please hold.
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@philiplickley
Philip Lickley
2 years
@fesshole She thought it was a mouse, but it-snot
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@philiplickley
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3 years
@almurray An arm, an arm, an arm, an arm, a leg, a leg, a leg, and a leg.
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