James Blunt
@JamesBlunt
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Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need. New album, new film, new book, on tour š
Joined October 2009
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought Iād do you all a favour and not.
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If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.
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If @spotify doesnāt immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful.
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Fire the little cunt.
You know your getting old when the apprentice at work as never heard of @JamesBlunt.
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Singing āI saw your face in a crowded placeā suddenly seems a little dated.
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Worse must be realising youāre too thick to change the station.
As if isolation couldnāt get any worse, @JamesBlunt just came on the radio.
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Correct. I sing for money.
James blunt canāt sing for shit.
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Youāre.
Remember James Blunt? YOUR BEAUTIFOOOE.
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That day has arrived. You better lube up.
New James Blunt song tomorrow fucking fuck my arse.
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Mate, Iāve covered this already.
If youāre pretty, youāre pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, itās just ācongratulations about your face.ā.
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JAMES BLUNT!
WITCH HUNT!.
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said how thrilled he was for my success. Keith, I only met you once, but I shed a tear at the news of your death. In our business, there are no prizes for being kind, but if there was, that Grammy would be yours.
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Next he'll be stalking you on the internet.
I can't escape James blunt. first it's on in the car and now on repeat in the shop.
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And Iām booked to do the same if they lose against Switzerland.
Ed Sheeran visits the England camp to give them a private performance šļø
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Youāre Beautiful will be 20 years old next year, and you know Iām going to re-release that little bitch.
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At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because Iād moved there, and @DamonAlbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @PaulWellerHQ was saying heād rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and.
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Been doing this for years.
My favourite thing to do at gigs is to sing really loud but badly so that people who film all the songs have their videos ruined.
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Depends where I put it.
Bit of James Blunt never hurt.
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Iām here for you, Snoop.
The time has come to roll a blunt.
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From the man who published fake Iraqi torture pictures. LOL.
No. You listen, Olly. When you have millions of followers be very careful what you tweet. There were no shots, in fact nothing happened at all. So you stirred extra needless panic by tweeting false information.
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Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards.
@JamesBlunt my sister just got married at reef villa, Sri Lanka and apparently they are staying in the same room as you did. What we wanna know, did you bang in that bed. could be their claim to fame!.
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Could all past and present soldiers of D Squadron please DM me. Iām putting something together.
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I canāt believe you have a friend either.
I canāt believe I have a friend who unironically likes James Blunt and finds jeans comfortable š„“š„“š„“š„“.
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STOP THE COUNT!.
If @JamesBlunt is the 'King of Twitter', why have I got nearly four times as many followers?.#PopularVote.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha! No.
Do you think James blunt has run out of his āyouāre beautifulā money yet?.
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My first time on the tube in 20+ years. Dude behind me is worried that I think heās beautiful.
On my way to the ā¦@OfficialNTAsā© - my first time on the tube for 30+ years. Hasnāt got any cooler has itā¦
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Err, she was my ex-girlfriend.
I was reminded of that song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. It's a fucked up song if you listen to it. It's about a guy who sees a girl and "falls in love" purely based on her physical appearance. He knows nothing else about her. It's shallow as fuck and kind of shitty.
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Sorry I havenāt put out new music for a while. Waiting till my balls drop.
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And Iād like to sit you down and explain - dollar by dollar - why I donāt care.
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Omar is the type of person who searches for his name on Twitter and doesnāt find anything.
@JamesBlunt James Blunt is type of person to search for his name on Twitter.
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It rhymed with, āI will always beā.
hi @jamesblunt just reflecting on the lyrics of 1973, whats the significance of the year 1973???.
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So you catch Coronavirus and have to be hospitalised and while youāre thinking can my life get any worse @JamesBlunt comes on the hospital radio. Perfect.
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Watch how fast that date changes the moment she realises my album is out the same day.
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ITāS ON - The reunion the world has been waiting forā¦
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This morning I shat an entire corn on the cob after eating only sweetcorn for 3 days.
James Blunt developed scurvy after adopting an all-meat diet to assert his masculinity
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Wait till you see my cock.
Something about James Blunt's face scares me.
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Guys, the government are giving away free drugs, and I am trying ALL of them.
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Hoping she doesnāt see this.
I'm a moderately successful singer/songwriter. My wife thinks all the love songs are written about her but really they're about my dog.
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Mine was on Zoom, and I thought Iād got away with not being recognised, till the instructor asked people if they could think of ways to keep calm whilst driving. Someone suggested listening to some James Blunt, and everyone pissed themselves.
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To the person trying to hack my account, Iāve just been sent this verification code: 928377. Hope that helps.
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I do solemnly swear that if my new album (out tomorrow) goes to Number 1, I will never write, record or sing another song for as long as I shall live.
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Offered to sing, and am now being ushered to the front. š¤·āāļø.
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Lucky the world still has you and me pushing the musical boundaries.
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Quite wet and disappointing?
It's a James Blunt kind of night.
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1. I know your mum had so many illegitimate children that itās probably easiest to assume everyone you meet is a relation, but for clarity - I am not your brother. 2. Reading your attempt at a proper sentence, I wonder if you should be sticking to picture-based apps? #insta.3.
@JamesBlunt Bro you never were a star.
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It seems she has bad taste in most things.
James blunt, do you want to come to our wedding? I think youāre awful but my fiancĆ© thinks youāre good, sheās weird.
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Appeals to no one, but was the biggest selling album of the decade.
Back to Bedlam - James Blunt. Who is this for? Itās too simple and safe for music fans, but too progressive (at the time) for an audience like minivan moms. It rides the middle and thus appeals to no one. Music itself isnāt terrible. 54/100
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Itās called the menopause, Matt.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm really enjoying @JamesBlunt's new album. What is happening to me?!.
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However good you think your life is, youāll never be as happy as I was when I met Hulk Hogan.
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The answer is no. You obviously havenāt suffered enough.
Singer James Blunt will be the first performer allowed to play a full house since 17 March 2020.
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WTF? Have you been living under a rock!?.
I used @Shazam to discover You're Beautiful by James Blunt.
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Just to confirm, itās 8pm on Tuesday, right?.
Iāve just arranged dinner with one of the most famous musicians of all time. But I am not going to tell you who it is. š.
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Fed up of @edsheeran in your feed? Here's a new song of mine to listen to instead. Oh. I wrote it with Ed.
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After @EdSheeran tragically exploded onto the music scene, my dreams of being a pop star were cut short. But I did what I had to do - including constantly mock my own music - to somehow stay relevant. Today, people barely remember me. Never EVER give up.
After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short. But I did what I had to do ā including hog farming ā to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997. Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress. Never EVER give up.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - I am no longer a One-Hit Wonder. My song āAdrenalineā just went to Number 1ā¦ in China.
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Slightly regretting following the governmentās advice to retrain.
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Slightly dismayed that the 1 time I'm on TV in the last 10 years is ona @LouisTheroux documentary about Jimmy Savile
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Iāll find you anyway.
@claudiascore How do you feel about James Blunt? I'd tag him in but I'm frightened of him on Twitter.
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OTD in 2006, Youāre Beautiful hit Number 1 in the US, and i think we can all agree that the world has gone to shit since.
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Admittedly, I was hoping a couple more people might turn up.
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Maybe the rest of the world has, @piersmorgan, but you, Iām not so sure.
Haven't we suffered enough this year?.
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I promise I only started singing when the police needed people to evacuate the train.
Rachel Riley and James Blunt among Elizabeth Line passengers stuck for hours after electrical cables damaged
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A James Blunt mask and some lube would have saved you the trouble.
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