Danny Wallace
@dannywallace
Followers
177K
Following
32K
Media
1K
Statuses
54K
I don't remember big, powerful America looking like this. It looks like a play in an old people's home where they recreate Patch Adams.
2
1
35
Reminder that the Epstein Files are supposed to be released on Friday and every political development that you see between now until then should be viewed with that in mind.
2K
26K
179K
Congratulations to every AI boss for absolutely tanking the usefulness of the internet.
43
293
5K
every public sycophant and world loser seems to love AI, majority of artists and other cultural figures with a modicum of intelligence is against it. it’s impossible to say who’s right
Ethan Hawke tells @thattracysmith that he’s “bored by AI,” saying he prefers real human connection. He calls AI a “plagiarizing mechanism” and jokes that while he knows it’s changing the world, he’s in “open rebellion” against it. https://t.co/LZ9EYLReGr
76
4K
33K
The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.
345
9K
104K
Horrifying.
We've had a new report out into maternity and neonatal care and honestly... there's not a single surprise in it. It's still - and I don't use these words lightly - a total disgrace. We've had multiple reports telling us this. And yet the same problems keep happening. Women not
2
0
20
I found a brilliant fake newspaper in Britain that wasn't part of a Russian plot, but invented an entire team of journalists, with bios like "Robert is a middle-aged journalist". -->
Comes after an FBI dossier, seen by me, revealed the Kremlin sought to manipulate the public in the US, the UK and Europe using fake newspaper domains and lookalike Facebook accounts of media outlets including the Daily Mail and the BBC to spread Russian propaganda.
1
2
19
There's a book about this stuff...
BREAK: Today the Foreign Secretary, Yvette Cooper, will call out hostile states using AI videos to undermine western support for Ukraine. At 4pm today she will urge allies to help Britain fight against “information warfare”, as Russia uses forged documents and manipulated videos
1
1
11
I just apologised to the fridge for telling it to shut up for beeping when in fact the beeping was coming from the slow cooker.
11
1
109
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
42
113
2K
Trump pardoned a thanksgiving Turkey called Gobbles but if its name was spelled Goebbles he would have made it VP.
5
6
155
I have had a great day. I voted to abolish juries so that trials are less fair, I voted to make disabled people have less comfortable cars, and I voted because I was concerned pre-packaged milkshakes - WAIT I didn't do ANY of that!
11
3
103
Right now I'm adding nearly fifty new pieces of original art to the sale...more art from Thrizzle, Snake N Bacon, TMBG, etc
I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH.
2
16
51
Falling apart under questioning. More of this, please.
ITV News, "Did you racially insult pupils at school? Nigel Farage, "I would never do it in a hurtful or insulting way.. Not with intent" ITV News, "What do you mean not with intent? I don't understand what you mean?" Nigel Farage, "You wouldn't do" ITV News, "What does that
1K
3K
26K
Okay but indirectly?
Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody'
19
26
402
Chinese spies! Vast troll networks pretending to be British! It's all in the news, and it's all in here, too: https://t.co/Km3MrLSIVh
amazon.co.uk
Somebody Told Me: A Tale of Lies, Spies and Conspiracies
1
2
12