Danny Wallace
@dannywallace
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Joined January 2009
RT @lauren_wilford: I saw someone saying that they thought scrolling was affecting their memory formation, because it teaches the brain to….
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To Do. 1. Get sacked in disgrace.2. Claim it's because I can't wear underwear.3. Start business offering strangers life advice.
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What a snooty car. Very arrogant.
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Today's show features spontaneous human combustion and naughty drunk priests.
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RT @RealTimVine: Cutting the grass at Wimbledon must be pretty exhausting. Every time you get to the middle of the court you have to lift t….
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The great @Rich_Fulcher and I sit down to swap great universal truths (and also not do that), in his excellent #TalkBox show.
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Years ago, I was doing a corporate gig, and they told me I had to stay for an extra 3 hours so that at 12am I could tell people to stop having fun and go home. Awful. So I sat for 90 minutes and then they threw someone else in the cell. It was Jarvis. After that it was excellent.
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RT @mmpadellan: HOLY SHIT, they are zip-tying and arresting disabled people in wheelchairs in Washington DC, protesting Trump's cruel and D….
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Pro.
Hegseth: "Our B-2s went in and out of downtown Tehran. Not Tehran. Excuse me — of these nuclear sites — without the world knowing at all."
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Big show this week. A lot of bad opinions and awful viewpoints. But also a great fact about tenderstem broccoli.
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Maybe my favourite episode in ages - thanks to listener Ray Boyle and his incredible spooky tale.
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20 years this summer since Yes Man was published, and @Halfords_uk offered me a whole day of Yeses to celebrate! Obviously I said Yes. Look how happy I am! . #SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes
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“Lady Posh” is a great name and how we should refer to her.
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When they realised it had been 20 years since Yes Man was published, @Halfords_uk said, “can we give you a fun day of Yeses?”. I could hardly say No… #SummerofYes #ad #Halfords #Yes
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RT @BrentLeeSDCIC: Great news! "Somebody Told Me" by Danny Wallace has just been released in the US. Meeting Danny and having him tell my s….
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This is why I love Tim Vine.
This was a chat with a doctor that I really enjoyed.
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RT @Met4CastUK: I’m surprised what’s happened in Switzerland isn’t a bigger story. An entire town wiped off the map by a glacier collapsi….
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Today I reveal that like a good steak, I rest my toast. Also: I eagerly bought a case suitable for storing up to 200 batteries and then realised I only had about 15. Look, it's free.
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