Simba Mhuriro 🇿🇼
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📍 Kanyemba & Chewore - Zambezi River
Luke 5 vs 4: In short Jesus said go fish. Here is to brothers of old & to brothers new; tight lines forever gentlemen 🎣
We fished, explored, bonded, laughed, shared life lessons and danced to Killer T’s Kanandanyura 🙏🏾
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Who among us can figure this meme out.... Quite brilliant I must say
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When I started, win or lose, I imagined a lot of things but never thought somebody, someday will read how a boy from Marondera's work became a case study in an Oxford University text book
Introduction to Business Management 11th Edition - by Oxford Uni Press
📸
@RakgadiKoolKat
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Yeah I need to get serious. Mum just showed me money she has been saving for my roora. Hanzi just incase you going to say mari yakashota 🙈
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I am humbled to share with my friends and colleagues that I have been invited, and I have accepted a role as a member of the World Economic Forum’s (
@Wef
) Global Future Council on Entrepreneurship, 2018 – 2019 term.
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This morning I received news from the African Leadership Institute. I have been selected for the 2019 Archbishop Desmond Tutu Leadership Programme as an Archbishop Tutu Leadership Associate. Godspeed upon completion I'll be part of the Tutu Leadership Fellowship & a
@TutuFellows
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VIDEO: Part of my presentation to
#Russian
President Vladmir Putin at
#WFYS2017
.
#263Chat
#Twimbos
thank you
@OldMutualZW
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I am humbled to share with my friends and colleagues that I have been invited and accepted a role as a member of the World Economic Forum's Global Future Council on Entrepreneurship, 2018 – 2019 term.
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Recovery Wards at the Milton Park Medical Center, Harare Zimbabwe. Now accepting patients.
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Good morning from The Milton Park Medical Centre, Harare. State of the art surgical services in
#Zimbabwe
🇿🇼
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Here is a
#Sunday
afternoon idea…. For $15, 2 Surrey Pies, half a bottle of your favorite whiskey, comfortable slops. Take a mate & head down for a Sunday walk tracking game Gosho Park
#Marondera
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Restaurant views like you have never seen at the Lookout Cafe Victoria Falls. Smoked crocodile salad with a malibu sunset.
#Victoriafalls
#TravelZim
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We have 20KW worth of solar panels in stock that we would like to donate to 5 institutions in the Vic Falls & Hwange area in support of
#Rhino
conservation. We are looking for partners this small project to power 2 schools and a clinic
Please RT and Share
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Sorry folks what’s the big fuss about Newlands Country Club’s lush… Sirloin steak (which I asked to be medium rare) is so well done you would think it was burnt at stake during the 12th Century Inquisitions. Don’t get me started about the lack of flavor and no offer of seasoning
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Listening to a heated debate on why snooker and slug prices have doubled to 50c from 25c. Dude here losing his mind demanding to know what forex is required for slug and snooker?
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Our generation's greatest weakness is that we are very opinionated, express ourselves well but it is all void of substance because it is not grounded on principal or a clear value system. We follow what it cool and not what we believe in.
@matigary
@TrevorNcube
your thoughts?
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#ZIMBABWEAN
selected to exhibit his game changing solar innovation at the Africa Innovation Summit next in
#Rwanda
I have been selected to join 50 of Africa's Top Innovators for 2018, to showcase home grown solutions to Africa's challenges at
#AIS2018
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Congratulations to
@TafadzwaTheGr8
on his appointment of as the incoming Chief Financial Officer and Executive Board member of
@StanbicBankZW
. Taf is a “feja feja” golfer & our own Sadio Mane who is part of a sterling team that makes us the best bank
#ItCanBe
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Morning
@Busisa74
I had a chat to some Korean Students yesterday and they also showed me a book by the Korea Africa Centre showcasing the 200 greatest Africans. 4 Zimbabweans made it. Ben Magara, Dr Strive Masiyiwa, Dr Ndhlukula and yourself
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#Trivia
in 2005 foreign currency was short & I had to drop out the hotel management course I was doing. Mum called
@ShingiMunyeza
asking if I could get a job. He said he could not help with the job but he made a few calls, we got the forex & completed my course. Thank you Sir
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Mr Anton Kobyakov, Advisor to the President of the Russian Federation has invited Oxygen Energy to participate in the Russia - Africa Energy round table with Energy Ministers from Nigeria, South Africa, Angola, South Sudan, Zambia & Equatorial Guinea.
@MinisterSBMoyo
@Busisa74
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Guys if someone wanted to swim In Chinhoyi Caves. Is it allowed or on a scale of 1 to 10 how much trouble could one land in?
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📍 Chirundu
Home for the last fishing trip was the Steps River Fishing Lodge. An absolute gem and fantastic pricing. $240/ night for 4 and from 5 upwards $480/ night for the entire place right on the river bank.
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New Filipino Law Requires Every Student To Plant 10 Trees If They Want To Graduate -
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I other news look at the newly paved roads in rural
#Zimbabwe
. Seems a lot is happening far from the madding crowd 🤔
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Yesterday I learned
#Chile
wants to be hub of
#Entrepreneurship
in South America so since 2010 the government provides start ups from the region with 6 months free office space & if the idea is good a USD $50K grant in exchange for you making Chilie your headquarters
#263Chat
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My fellow Countrymen, Africans & Wakandans
#CyberBullying
hurts relationships and also kills. Let's all be empathetic and think before we post.
To
#Zimbabwe
,
#ElectionsZW
have been emotional but we are all Zimbabweans when the dust settles.
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VIDEO:
#TuesdayMotivation
Dear
#Entrepreneur
DO NOT GIVE UP! 2014 after I lost Oursun & with no money I walked from
@MeiklesHotel
to
@OldMutualZW
Emerald Hill, about 8Km to make my first pitch
As I tell my story the man sitting next to me is Mikhail Abyzov worth US$1.3 billion
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Meet The 32 Year-Old Entrepreneur Who Is Building Zimbabwe's Largest Solar Company via
@forbes
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To those losing their minds over my stance on
#Zimbabwe
sanctions & calling me a black capitalist.
I just have one humble request from myself & all my mates trying to work on projects. May we transfer all our staff onto your payrolls till we get the ideal environment?
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Woke up to several emails from potential engagements we had next week. Potential funders are postponing till further notice.
In addition to those that tragically lost their lives.
#Zimbabwe
Let's begin to count the cost & potential ripple effects of yesterday's violence.
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The big homie Siraj Gardner showing us what the true meaning of keeping calm is in mana pools.
Siraj is a Safari & Fishing guide. Great guy if you ever want to head out on Safari.
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One of the best pieces of advice I learned from a potential investor was to do with personal relationships. He told me...
"From dating to marriage and beyond, never stop courting her never stop chasing her every single day"
To his credit he seemed to live by that philosophy
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OPPORTUNITY ALERT: Milton Park Medical Centre Harare has begun recruiting Theatre Staff, CSSD Staff and Proactive RGN's to join it's team. Please email your CVs with indications of notice periods from current roles & renumeration expectations to orthodocmph
@gmail
.com
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Egyptian President H.E Abdel Fattah el-Sisi presenting an Award for Entrepreneurship to Takundwa Chingonzoh (
@tchingonzoh
) for his work promoting innovation and entrepreneurship in
#Africa
through the
@techvillagezw
at the recent World Youth Forum 2018
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Yes, Zimbabwe can't be expected to operate with its hands tied behind its back.
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If ever you are in Victoria Falls and fancy a spot of fishing for Tigers and Robbies. Look up a brilliant guide called Joe Rainsy. What sets him apart for me is his passion for conservation, knowledge of bird life and the history of the area so it’s more than just fishing.
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Thank you very much to the Hon Minister Dr.
@KirstyCoventry
, the Deputy Minister, Permanent Secretary, Directors and Staff at the Ministry of Youth, Sports, Arts and Recreation for the recognition. I am immensely grateful and humbled.
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Today Oxygen will be participating in a discussion on Powering Business in Africa & The Middle East at the
@BloombergNEF
Future of Energy Summit EMEA in
#London
by
@Bloomberg
We are honoured to be the only African company participating & we will share the
#Zimbabwe
opportunity
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Exploring beautiful Murewa, hiking brown the Chewanhowe or Shavanhowe River
#Zimbabwe
#VisitZimbabwe
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📍Chobe River, Impalila Island Namibia 🇳🇦
#Sunday
& a new personal best of 8kgs 🎣
There are 4 things that happen when you catch a fish of a lifetime. (1) You realize it's the one (2) You lose your mind (3) You attempt not to cuss (4) Suddenly everything in the world is okay!
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Today at the Commonwealth Heads of Government Business Forum I got the opportunity to Co-Chair a Think Tank session on ‘Accelerating the Transition to Sustainable Energy’ together with the Honourable Minister of Energy & Infrastructure for the republic of Rwanda.
#CHOGM2022
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Thank goodness it’s Friday!!
Where is your spirit of adventure taking you?
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Dear
#YoungEntrepreneurs
thoughout
#Africa
.
Let's learn to work together in teams & develop ecosystems where we all thrive. If we don't work together we will not achieve scale. Africa is a huge market & we can only bring down the elephant if we hunt together.
#MondayMotivation
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Thank you Junior Chamber International Zimbabwe for the recognition as one of 2018 Ten Outstanding Young Persons of the year.
Proudly sponsored by
@CBZHoldings
#PartersForSucess
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More appropriately Boeing was a world-class brand until their planes started falling out of the sky killing with one recently killing 157 souls in Africa.
Ethiopian Airlines was a world-class brand with a great safety record until the flight ET302 crash put its reputation in jeopardy
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We and Surrey Group Marondera would like to respectfully but vigorously disagree!
There is no PIE in Zimbabwe that can beat an ORIENTAL PIES meat pie. I have bought this pie since 1993. It has real meat & taste. They are near Bulawayo City Hall. Visit & try it one lunch time when in Skies! (Bulawayo)
Oriental Pies
029 2725 67
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The message I got today from Adv
@fortunechasi
Deputy Minister of Transport & Infrastructure was bring your ideas no matter how small or big.
#Zimbabwe
is now results driven & we need to build our country together but this will be driven by the youth as custodians of the future.
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New extension completed at Milton Park Medical Centre Harare. Patient elevators, parking lot and expansion from 30 to 50 Bed….
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This morning I shared my views & experiences around youth innovation and entrepreneurship at the Development Bank of Southern Africa together with Mr. Paul Curry the DBSA Chief Investment Officer.
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Dear
@ChronicleZim
&
@HeraldZimbabwe
I have absolute high regard for your publications and the company
@Zimpapers
but the conduct of your reporter
@queentauruszw
is unacceptable. I have never spoken to her concerning the attached subject matter.
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📍The Indian Ocean, Mombasa Kenya 🇰🇪
My very first Mahi-Mahi & my very first deep sea fish 🐠 🎣
The mahi-mahi or dolphinfish is a surface-dwelling ray-finned fish found in off-shore temperate, tropical, and subtropical waters worldwide. Also called the Dorado!
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Yesterday I shared my views on the The Role of Entrepreneurs and Start Ups in global economic growth at the World Youth Forum in Sharm El Sheikh Egypt under the H.E President Adbel Fattah el-Sisi.
#WYF2018
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A friend is making chicken curry and they don't have greek yogurt... They have asked if Lacto works instead....
I have a feeling this is not going to end well 😂
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What a morning adventure & breakfast with legendary comedy writer Michael (Mike) L. Reiss the writer & producer of the The Simpsons for over 34 years.
@MikeReissWriter
also co wrote the Ice Age animated movies, Despicable Me, The Minions, Queer Duck, The Critic, My Life In Ruins!
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Living with down syndrome, at 23 Gregory has a master's degree, works for a logistics Co, owns a bakery & theatre Co. What's your excuse?
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Was doing an assessment at high school out in Hwedza, ran into some students and a young lady was using this iron. We really need to find a way to electricity these rural schools. When does she get to study when worrying about ashes for her iron to press her uniform?
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#Rwanda
is Open for Business:
A young SA innovator does Aqua farms on top of rooftops & exhibited at
#AIS2018
. Immediately a Govt official asked him to stay an extra day & look at roofs for a possible pilot.
@fortunechasi
@matigary
@bikhado
@ali_naka
@TheCEOMagZim
@SirNige
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🙏 Lord knows all I have ever wanted to do is build something that will endure, have an impact, fly my country's flag & be remembered.
#Zimbabwe
#Africa
#AlternativeEnergy
#Solar
#DoGreatThings
#Oxygen
#OldMutual
Meet the 32 year-old entrepreneur building Zimbabwe's largest solar company
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Honestly! Every day should be tree planting day. Our environment is not well.
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How many of us are the true OGs and wrote ZJC exams?
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VIC FALLS NEW YEARS 23!
Our facility has availability from 28 December 2023 - 01 January 2024. Going rate is usd1000 per night. It can sleep either 8 King Leisure or 16 twins sharing. All bedrooms are ensuite with showers. We look forward to hosting you
@Liam
Victoria Falls.
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I really can’t take you seriously if you text in short hand… what in world is “Hwu” ???
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The
#Zimbabwe
I knew. In 2008 when things were bad there was a white farmer Mr Knott. Told teachers at Eagle Tanning High School, Marondera not to bunk class. He would give them all grocery packs & top up their government salary out of his pocket. His farm was next door.
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@iMisred
Please may we have a special
#RedMarketWednesday
for my florist Sekuru Kutogora over at Chisi Shops.
Folks please put a smile on someone’s face all the while supporting an old man’s passion.
His Contact: +263 7 79715169
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Thank you sir, I hope you bank with us and if not it would be great to have you as a client.
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In
#2019
may good triumph over evil, may right prevail over wrong, may strength be our sword and honour our shield. May the good guys win this time around
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1. First, take care of your people.
2. They will then take care of the customer.
3. And consequently the company will take care of itself.
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.... Tomorrow it will be the "When are you getting married, muroora arikupi" time again....
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Mazondo, guru, road runner and salad.... My health journey continues 😊
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I was sitting in the crowd whilst
@VusiThembekwayo
gave the closing plenary at
#ASVS18
When your time slot is up and the audience still wants you to go on then you know you are the best that ever did it!
#ICON
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Good morning from
@Princeton
University. I am excited to share my thoughts on home grown innovation in
#Africa
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Mombasa 🇰🇪!
Mombasa 🇰🇪!
Mombasa 🇰🇪!
You kept your promise my Queen 👸🏾
We having fresh sashimi on the boat (which we did) & sushi 🍣 tonight people!
Another first, my biggest fish ever (David had to hold me so I could lift it) - a Yellow Fin Tuna.
Bucket list item ✅
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This morning the
@_AfricanUnion
to participate in a meeting on the Enterprise Africa Network. I will also speak on "Women & Young Business Leaders in Africa: Which Routes to take for growth" as part of the Africa Industrialization Week 2018.
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Out of all my animal encounters, I by far loved this the most. I guess it’s true when they say life is a series of special moments.
#Marondera
#Zimbabwe
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This skit has kept my WhatsApp busy today!
I am preparing legal action against
@kvgroyalty
, Phatisani &
@StarfmZimbabwe
😂😂😂
I will the need money for roora
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You cannot talk of infrastructure development in Africa being a trillion dollar opportunity & only plan to make young Africans employees without talking about creating the next generation of youth lead businesses?
Elisee (CEO Gas Power at
@GE_Africa
) you know I have point?
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📍Victoria Falls
I’ve lived many bucket list items but fishing 150 meters from the edge of the Victoria Falls is a must do
“Strange, this feeling I'm feeling
But Jah love we will always believe in
I know you may think my faith is in vain
Til Shiloh we'll chant Rastafari's name”
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Why don't we try something different; like imagine an election where we vote on full stomachs, money in the bank etc.
#Zimbabwe
can they weigh candidates based on policy, action and not the politics of hunger or ideas.
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World Dwarf Games 2017 Canada.
#TeamTadiwa
let's support
#TeamZimbabwe
's only competitor whose goal is to show us anything is possible!
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