Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman
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a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Co-host @historygap_pod 📺: @ITG_ltd 📚: @CBGBooks
Joined October 2009
I am ecstatic to have the wonderful Jessica Stewart at @ITG_Ltd as my TV and Film writing agent! It is truly a dream come true, I’m so excited for this new chapter. So, officially, for any TV or Film writing enquiries please CONTACT MY AGENT: jessicastewart@independenttalent.com.
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Imagine if you fucked this up, you’d have to go into exile wouldn’t you.
The Olympic Cauldron was lit with a burning arrow on this day at Barcelona 1992. 🔥. As archery kicks off today at #Paris2024, we're throwing back to that unforgettable moment.🏹✨. @worldarchery
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The way I would be slapping a used sanitary towel down on that reception desk.
Period-pain proof required for school sick days
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Just has such a wild solo dining experience, the waitress told me I had to pretend I had someone else coming but they cancelled last minute because her boss doesn’t like seating solo diners and let me tell you I gave an Oscar worthy performance.
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I put this in my calendar like two years ago as a joke but boy
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me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin . me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round.
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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Murdery Steve, he has never been questioned”.
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Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid.
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Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta.
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I have never been to America but it is a dream of mine to one day go and to go to a proper diner and have pancakes with that streaky bacon and syrup from one of those jugs and coffee that a waitress will refill from one of those coffee pots.
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what if Greta Thunberg is in a kind of Ferris Bueller situation where she just wanted one day off school and it’s spiralled out of control.
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I would not keep anything in the pockets but I would pretend I have and go in to get it and then pull out a middle finger to my opponent 175 times.
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I think the problem with them as a romcom lead couple is they look like they would be mean to me and so that is hard to root for.
they both look like mice enjoying their last hours as humans before the spell wears off
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Genuinely how do Aldi not get sued every single day
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Did every single other bald man die.
Prince William named 'sexiest bald man of 2023' according to study
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bras in a-c cup: these have been crafted in lace by our finest silk worms . bras in dd+ cup: we have recommissioned these old army parachuted.
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yes, drag her!!!!.
Unconfirmed, but it looks as though Princess Charlotte is rewearing the same maroon coat dress she wore for last year's service
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Have they tried printing out their CVs and taking them round the shops in town? Bit of elbow grease and entrepreneurial spirit.
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Do you think there’s an amount of money the Vatican would accept to let you use the Conclave chimney to do a gender reveal.
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Yesterday I cancelled my Netflix subscription and today my offer was accepted on this place. Thank you Kirsty!!!!
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My friend whose dog I am watching has just text to say there is yoghurt lollies in the freezer for the dog if he wants them. Yoghurt lollies. For the dog. In the freezer. If he wants them.
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Alternatively: ‘Man head butted after grabbing teenage girl on path.’. Stop implying men’s behaviour is passive and uncontrollable.
Teenage girl headbutts man after being grabbed on path
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I have this like place I get to in a depressive episode that I like to call the McTrenches and it’s basically where I’m convinced having a McDonalds will make me feel good even if I feel properly rotten and let me tell you:.
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And yet there is always piss on the floor
Boys are better at physics because they learn about 'projection' while going to the toilet, researchers say
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Every straight man has a pair of boxers that looks like this around the elastic waistband
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Are u sure.
Calling all young writers 📚 BBC 500 Words is back!. Celebrating the best homegrown storytelling, children from across the UK can submit their own original short story. Winners will have the chance to meet Her Majesty The Queen!. Read more ➡️
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If I was a Princess and I had to do my own photoshops I’d be fuming. Like they’re spending how much on Andrew’s lawyers and I’m hunched over an overheating laptop blurring layers on Adobe Photoshop are you kidding me.
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why do gen z not want to work hard?? when all the incentives previous generations have had don’t exist anymore??? it’s weird??.
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The French would have set something on fire by now.
British Gas profits leap from £72m to £751m in a year
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Your first husband being a Bon Jovi is actually very chic.
Millie Bobby Brown announces her engagement via Instagram with a lyric from Taylor Swift's ‘Lover.’ . “I've loved you three summers now, honey, I want 'em all 🤍”
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The pilot of this flight just said “the crew is headed up by my ex-wife Elena” so, excited to see where this goes.
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why did Hancock never think of this???.
Newly appointed health secretary Sajid Javid has said his immediate priority is ending the coronavirus pandemic
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Jean-Marie Le Pen was divisive and difficult - but he changed the shape of French politics . Read more🔗.
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It’s autism acceptance week and we’re going to be giving out autism to FIVE lucky winners.
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block me if you want but I’m excited for it to get colder at night so I can truly be on my snug as a bug in a rug game.
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Imagine you are genuinely trying to recover from a major surgery and you just have your social media and PR team coming in with increasingly worse news.
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the virus will be over by Christmas and on Christmas day the virus and the scientists will meet in no man's land for a game of football.
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I do take some comfort in the thought that Boris Johnson wanted to be prime minister for so long and he’s just having the worst time.
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Just watched a tiktok about emperor penguins and found this comment so weirdly moving and beautiful, poetry is truly everywhere
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well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost.
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So funny when celebs cheat and release a statement like “please be considerate of my family” like buddy seems as though you started it!!!!.
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If you’re staying in hospital there should be a form you can sign that means under no circumstances are they allowed to bring the Prime Minister to see you if he’s visiting.
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why are they still cooking for her what a waste.
Princess Diana's Chef Is Fuming Over Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Stepping Down as Senior Royals
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sorry yeah I will go to sleep I just need to check every single website.
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Absolutely hooting at the idea of laying in bed at night and going “okay this will be my last thought…no THIS is my last thought. Okay for real now this is my FINAL thought of the day.”
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why would I listen to Taylor's new song 6 times to "get into it" when I can listen to Africa by Toto once and lose my shit.
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Gave my phone a wide eyed stare, sat with my head in my hands for a good three minutes, stared into middle distance for ages. Looked to the sky to say why me??? And then sadly ate my roti canai, which I dropped on my white t-shirt which gave me more ammo to be distressed.
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Finally I can get rid of my meat based tangle teezer
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JUST WALKED PAST A WOMAN EXPLAINING THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP TO HER BOYFRIEND, WE’VE DONE IT LADIES.
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hope he dies!!!!.
Dominique Pelicot found guilty of drugging and raping ex-wife Gisèle and recruiting strangers to rape her. Follow live updates:
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My new middle-aged opinion is that the new type of headlights are too bright.
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first tattoo: it is so important I get this right, it is for life . every other tattoo: just having a laugh really.
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I would watch an episode of Gavin and Stacey that is just Pam and Mick and Pete and Dawn in The Queue.
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if men don’t want their careers damaged by being domestic abusers have they considered not being domestic abusers x.
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Kids these days don’t know the magic of listening to local radio to find out if your school was closed because of snow.
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antihistamine is not enough I want to shoot the pollen.
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Who is the most annoying protagonist in a song and why is it the guy from Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye, I’m on her side, she should have cut you off.
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And they say smoking isn’t cool.
Look at this video of someone using a cigarette umbrella outside The Blue Posts in Soho
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New sleep paralysis demon just dropped.
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what if you had a boyfriend (imagine) who was doing the marathon and you went to meet him at the end and you saw him cobbling towards you, shivering in this little tin foil shawl and you got the ick.
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Children need to be able to speak to doctors without worrying about their parents finding out. It’s how some can signal abuse, it’s how some can access contraception. You’re all being weirdos.
This letter was sent to a 12 year-old boy by his GP. His mother is not happy. I don't blame her. She'll be discussing it with me on today's Richie Allen Show. I'm live at 4. Speak then.
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We all get that weird sharp chest pain that could either be your boob or your actual heart and the pain gets sharper when you breath in right? Right? Say right.
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Imagine having an argument with your partner and storming off and clambering up into your solar system chair.
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begging on my knees for them to notice me from across the bar
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Is it a King’s Speech this year or do we get one final “if you’re watching this, it means I’m gone” tape.
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Dads love to walk into the room when you’re watching TV and say “what’s this rubbish” and then just stand there in the corner and watch whatever it is until it’s over.
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Bucky for short x.
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I have spent the last two weeks trying to listen to as many marginalized fans of Taylor as I can. Trying to follow their lead on how we can or can't separate the person from the art. I don't have easy answers and don't know what I will do past this weekend.
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I do unfortunately believe that if I can’t have a bit of chocolate every day I might as well be dead.
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Aldi telling their shareholders why Cuthbert is so delicious
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me, early twenties: I have to achieve so much, I have to accomplish things . me at 29: I would just like to have fun and try my best.
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Obviously great we have lessened the stigma towards some mental health conditions but I do think we should return to sending women to the seaside for weeks at a time when they cry too much.
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Me trying to make plans with my salmon friends:.
Stream anyone?.
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Nelly Furtado: I’m like a bird, I’ll only fly away . A bird: you’ve got me there . Nelly: I don’t know where my soul is . A bird: pardon.
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Imagine coming back from shopping on Oxford St and they’ve blown up your car 😭.
This incident has now been fully stood down. The vehicle was found to be non-suspicious.
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I love to do a short sharp scream before starting any task.
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my friends: we are having babies, also we just got engaged, also we’ve just bought a house . me: a man with a history of not texting me back has liked an Instagram story, do we think this means something.
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Shrek won’t see your article about how you don’t like his 20 year old film but your friends who live in a swamp and don’t like people will x.
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Isn’t this the only thing he has said since like 2004.
. @rickygervais tells @mrjamesob "Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right" on new podcast.
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I really don’t care about people working on laptops in cafes but can we not normalise people doing zooms from cafes, I don’t need to hear your made-up business about kpis.
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Don’t forget if you’re on SSRIs/antidepressants you are more susceptible to heatstroke so wear your SPF and drink lots of water and stay in the shade sometimes xxx.
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The discussion around Sarah Everard makes me so sad about how normalised for women things like personal safety are. I remember a man following me as I was walking home asking for my number once and I was like “oh great now I have to detour so he doesn’t know where I live”.
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absolutely howling at an influencer making a video saying their heating is broken so they’re going to check into THE SAVOY like have you considered reading the room.
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Phil Foden always looks like he’s just asked his mum if he can go out to play but she’s said no because his dinner will be ready in ten minutes.
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My parents: when we were your age we were married with kids . Me: do you think Pingu is neurodivergent.
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I hate so much all that cost of living advice that is basically “give up anything that might bring you a modicum of joy during these rancid times so that you can afford to simply exist as a husk otherwise you are not worthy of support because you’re not doing the most you can”.
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what are you talking about they are emails they’re not real
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Sorry but I shouldn’t have to see Matt Hancock snogging anyone ever.
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Oh right so when human runners do it it’s a “marathon” but when horses do it it’s an “incident”.
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Saw a tiktok of a woman who went to Paris by herself and stayed in a beautiful apartment and someone commented “how sad to stay in that beautiful apartment alone” and like bitch!!! how sad to die having never gone to Paris because you’re too self conscious to be alone!!!!.
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