Omid Djalili
@omid9
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NEXT TOUR SHOWS #Namste LONDON CADOGAN HALL (Chelsea) DEC 5th (sold out). Check website for 2026 UK tour ⬇️ click below.
SUFFOLK, UK
Joined May 2009
The Church of England are going to challenge an extreme right wing campaign to put the "Christ back in Christmas". To be fair that is a good message. While they're at it maybe they could take the cost out of Pentecost and put the I.O.U. back in Lent? https://t.co/eqBjRkR6E1
theguardian.com
Church leaders respond to far-right appropriation of Christian symbols with ‘Outsiders welcome’ message
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@omid9 Comedy if it’s well written and delivered ages like a fine wine and this has aged beautifully. Nice to see it again. Some folk ironically on here like a “whine” but have no taste. Namaste big man 🙏
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Jesse Pinkman on the Price Is Right 25 years ago. Surely he wasn’t on crystal meth back then too?! 😊
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When you take a moment to actually read the whole tweet you will realise this is not the flex (any of) you hoped it would be 😂
@omid9 Because Liebour never lie. Ho ho! “Completely non-partisan”. Pricelesss piece of comedy.
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I am completely non partisan. But always fun to call out bs when it’s in plain sight. Farage accusing the chancellor of "lying to the public" and demanding a "sleaze probe" is one of the funniest. Suddenly a politician who lies all the time is appalled by the idea of
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Union Chapel last night. Full house. Great crowd. However no excuse for this. Added dates of #Namaste tour https://t.co/FXVpYkUBhX
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Appreciated. Amazing venue full of history. Nice pics. Good to see a young Brian Gottfried sat near you 😊👊🏼
@omid9 No worries 👍 very insightful and profound performance….plenty of amusing microphone swinging dancing an all 😂 looking forward to a trip to Elland Road on Wednesday 🤔⚽️ etc
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@omid9 Alien is a much more fitting meme. The company in the story were willing to kill people or let them get butchered for a %. No different to what the rich do now.
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Devastating. Plum Pictures joint MD Will Daws dies aged 57. Heart attack. Out of the blue. A brilliant producer and a wonderful man.
televisual.com
Will Daws, 57, joint MD of Plum Pictures, has died suddenly this week.
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“Sure I was young and it was the 70s when travelling through space wasn’t all woke. Yes, I parasitically inhabited John Hurt’s intestines and burst through his flesh causing unfathomable carnage to his body, but it was never in a hurtful or insulting way. It was just deep space
“Sure the shark eats people, but it’s never in a hurtful or insulting way.”
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Honoured to support this wonderful foundation. In case the odd @ChelseaFC fan is not aware @Kingcanners was the first ever black Chelsea player (and one of the best players we’ve ever had). Canoville Suite on match days is across the entire length of the Shed end 😊⬇️
Christmas Dinner Special Guest Announcement #2 🎄😂 YESSSSS! This one's gonna have you rolling! Delighted to announce that Hollywood legend and absolute joker @Omid9 will be joining us at the Paul Canoville Foundation Christmas Dinner! 🎭⚽
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The "Godfather" of AI's Nobel Peace Prize speech is worth watching.
Geoffrey Hinton’s Nobel Peace prize speech is short and sobering. The greatest danger of advanced AI isn’t the machines themselves, but the way they magnify humanity’s existing fractures — misinformation, division, exploitation, power concentrated without accountability. But
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A warning. Don’t ignore.
Geoffrey Hinton’s Nobel Peace prize speech is short and sobering. The greatest danger of advanced AI isn’t the machines themselves, but the way they magnify humanity’s existing fractures — misinformation, division, exploitation, power concentrated without accountability. But
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