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NEXT TOUR SHOW of #Namste NOTTINGHAM PLAYHOUSE June 24th SWINDON WYVERN 25th. Check website for tickets ➡️ ➡️ ⬇️

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Omid Djalili
17 days
IRGC family members in the UK 🇬🇧.#Iran #Israel
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RT @Football__Tweet: Diogo Jota, what a human being. 💔
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What a tragedy. RIP Diogo Jota and his brother Andre, also a footballer. Thoughts especially with the parents losing two sons after working so hard to get them to that level and everything to live for, and of course his partner Rute Cardoso who he married barely 10 days ago.
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You thought Rachel Reeves was crying? That’s not crying. This is crying.
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The concept of illegal tea being sold on the streets of London by a Turkish Chimp trying to convince police it’s not weed is my chosen way to wake up today ⬇️
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Look at the headline. “Rachel Reeves in TEARS in Commons as Starmer refuses to publicly back her” - The Sun. Press the video and you’ll see no such thing happened, he’s completely backing her and she’s agreeing with everything he says. Maybe she’s crying on the inside and the.
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Omid Djalili
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What we all want to know is will Blake Lively be suing herself for sexual harassment after playing sisters in the incest scene in #AnotherSimpleFavour ?.#TeamBaldoni
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RT @ClarasadatIllIl: @omid9 Thank you Omid for sharing his story with the world.
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Who did this? 😊
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RT @AnthonyOola: @omid9 Just arrived back on the NNorfolk coast after an epic night immersed in your Tour de Force at Norwich TR. Side spli….
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Omid Djalili
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Thanks Mail on Sunday. I guess the show didn’t get full 5 stars due to wholly unexpected explosive diarrhoea I suffered during the encore. Didn’t think anyone noticed that night in Guildford 5 weeks ago. You live and you learn. #Namaste dates
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RT @RelentlessMess: With @omid9 liking my reply to @RickyGroverUK post about crimping one off I decided to watch The Mummy and he's right h….
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RT @Greenkm2: @omid9 @jk_rowling It’s hard to believe that anyone - let alone a woman - would so object to how another woman dresses, that….
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Omid Djalili
6 days
Thank you Leo. And huge thank you TUNBRIDGE WELLS 😊❤️.
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Leo Andrew (Davies) 🎭🎶☀️🥂🎾🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧
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Amazing evening watching @omid9 in his show, #Namaste. The performance was an intelligent,thought-provoking blend of controversial comedy,handled masterfully with heart,knowledge and exceptional delivery. So recommend the show to witness an educated,worldly comedian at his best.
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RT @smileyplankton: @omid9 God bless him. Hope your amazing people will be free before long. What a rich culture. 🙏.
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Omid Djalili
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This is Captain Behnam Zarei who was called to a post office in February 2024 as a woman had complained of another woman not wearing hijab. He protected her. He gave his name while being filmed. Now he’s dead. Friends say he’d been severely harassed by the regime after this
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Omid Djalili
6 days
See you tonight in Tunbridge Wells at the Assembly Halls
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@omid9 Will be there tonight @omid9, so looking forward to it - thoughtful, focussed, insightful, pointed assessment of the world situation. And so so so funny. And that’s just the barman in the pub down the road beforehand.
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Omid Djalili
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RT @RobGraceComedy: .@omid9 was on great form tonight. Both him and Boothby made going to Swindon a worthwhile experience for a change. Nor….
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Omid Djalili
7 days
Thank you Callum. Important message because so many have, and why we’re in this mess right now. See you in Tunbridge Wells Friday night 👊🏼.
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Callum Corcoran
7 days
Just seen the incredible @omid9 at the Wyvern in Swindon. Amazingly hilarious and thought-provoking stuff. If I take away one thing from this evening, it's when I'm at the crossroads in life, don't get my cock out. 🫡🫶🏻.
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RT @HouseRowena: @omid9 Every other leader's lying through their teeth. Why not him?.
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Ayatollah #Khamenei claims complete victory in the “12 day” war over Israel and United States. Who had it on their 2025 score card that Iran’s supreme leader was the Blake Lively of geopolitics?.
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