Omid Djalili
@omid9
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NEXT TOUR SHOW of #Namste September 20 EVESHAM, 21st BUXTON, 22nd WIRRAL, NEW BRIGHTON. Check website for tickets ➡️ ➡️ ⬇️
SUFFOLK, UK
Joined May 2009
Never before have the words “WTF is he doing here?” been encapsulated so perfectly by a facial expression.
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Sad to hear of the passing of Joe Bugner who twice took on Muhammad Ali. I met him once as a kid - so here’s a share from a short snapshot in time. Before his much publicised fight with Joe Frazier in Earls Court in 1973, he came into my local swimming pool at the Kensington
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RT @Mistie_Mo: @omid9 @ThePerezHilton Sending Perez all the good vibes today .He's the real MVP for standing up for everyone, not just hims….
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This is David & Goliath 2.0.@ThePerezHilton resoundingly won round 1 of his battle (without a lawyer) Vs Blake Lively’s (3) lawyers in Las Vegas last week. He’s back in court today 1.30pm (9.30pm UK). The stakes are very high. I’m with you Mario Armando Lavandeira Jnr. 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
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Make America Fentanyl Free supports President Trump’s efforts to end the fentanyl crisis.
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Despite being so affected by the ongoing legal problems he & his wife are facing, lovely to see Ryan Reynolds able to find some comfort being on the terraces supporting his soccer franchise.
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When the tweet matches the twitter handle 😊👏.
I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away.
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Owen O’Neil is a master story teller and comedian. Top bloke, big Chelsea fan, could’ve played for Dungannon Reserves in his heyday. He doesn’t do social media and he’ll hate this but go see him Sept 11th at the Irish Culture Centre in London, Hammersmith ⬇️
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RT @WalleyVision: @omid9 @FulhamTransfer As a Fulham fan I concur. Have always lived Mr Djalili despite his blue affiliation. Particularly….
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I was considering playing walking football recently. As my eyesight is worsening I have considered combining it with blind football to engage in “blind walking football” in the autumn of my years. I may now further combine it with “Foofyball” as recommended by Dante ⬇️.
@omid9 As a person who routinely steps on toes, I recommend that they create a new game for cry-baby footballers: .-Replace the ball with a feathery pom-pom. -Everyone wears thick layers of bubble wrap. -No running at all, ever. -Foam helmets and mittens only. And call it "Foofyball".
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Here we go ⬇️.
BREAKING: The PGMOL have acknowledged that VAR made a mistake in disallowing Josh King's goal for Fulham against Chelsea 🚨
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A16Z SPEEDRUN 2026 UPDATE:.I think most people secretly know if they’re founders or not. Some of you can never be happy working inside a giant company, writing docs, in endless meetings. Deep down, you know you’re supposed to build. we're opening up a16z speedrun today! We are
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I was at the #CHEFUL game yesterday and noticed the reaction of the Fulham fans (howls of indignation) when a replay of the “foul” on Chelsea’s Trevoh Chalobah was shown in the stadium after Josh King’s (rather excellent) goal was disallowed. Usually when a player
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RT @impeach_resist: @omid9 After that, she’s gonna sue herself for a smear campaign, and I’m telling you she will win.
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We getting to the moment where Blake Lively is going to sue her own lawyers.
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We are with you @ThePerezHilton good luck in court today. If you don’t win this hearing Vs Blake Lively’s lawyers it will be a travesty of a mockery of sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. If you’re in Las Vegas go along. This is very important. ⬇️.
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I can wholeheartedly recommend this for an afternoon laugh with my mate @AlanFord_BrickT lending his voice to Darth Vader. “Gimme the f***ing shooter!” 😊⬇️.
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I could easily watch another 4.24 mins of this.
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Quick laugh on your way home if you haven’t seen this. Amazing to see so many thousands of views for it already 😊😊😊😊⬇️.
Slaven Bilić has the timing of a top class comic saying what everyone is thinking but would never dare say. Live on TV 👏
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Warfighters Chamber of Commerce meeting at Pocono Mountains on Labor Day. When the NJ Veterans attending heard NJ Law Against Discrimination("NJLAD") includes LGBTQIA+, transgender individuals, and even on hairstyles as a protected classes but does not include NJ Veterans as a
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