Omid Djalili
@omid9
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NEXT TOUR SHOWS of #Namste ALDERSHOT 7th NOV, BASINGSTOKE ANVIL 8th, KINGS LYNN 19th, GRIMSBY 20th. Check website for UK tour click website below ⬇️
SUFFOLK, UK
Joined May 2009
Circumcisions? I'll keep that in mind...
Namaste tour continues tomorrow night in ALDERSHOT and Saturday in BASINGSTOKE. Disney. Your loss. But also nobody’s gain. Available for weddings, christenings and circumcisions. https://t.co/FXVpYkU3sp
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Say what you like about this geezer…he’s got some purple seating in the background. You can’t knock that!
Namaste tour continues tomorrow night in ALDERSHOT and Saturday in BASINGSTOKE. Disney. Your loss. But also nobody’s gain. Available for weddings, christenings and circumcisions. https://t.co/FXVpYkU3sp
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For the current US administration groaning about Mamdani being the new NYC mayor: maybe Trump made a mistake posting an AI clip of himself as a fighter pilot in the diarreah plane dropping excrement on American voters as if it was being discharged from his own body?
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Namaste tour continues tomorrow night in ALDERSHOT and Saturday in BASINGSTOKE. Disney. Your loss. But also nobody’s gain. Available for weddings, christenings and circumcisions. https://t.co/FXVpYkU3sp
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Namaste tour continues tomorrow night in ALDERSHOT and Saturday in BASINGSTOKE. Disney. Your loss. But also nobody’s gain. Available for weddings, christenings and circumcisions. https://t.co/FXVpYkU3sp
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One of the reasons why I stay on this site right here ⬇️😊
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Not at all. I’m not an idiot. And happening way more than even you realise. It’s a global and cross species problem Matty
@omid9 Are you pretending people aren't being raped and sexually assaulted? Are you pretending accomodations for illegal migrants are not and have not been arranged in small villages and towns?
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Onion Badgi What a silly name
If anyone else said these things people would just say, "WTF are you on about mate?" and move to different seat in the basket-weaving class. But, because it's the owner of this site people behave as though he's imparting great wisdom. "Oxfordshire is a village of 500
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This 👇 😆 🤣 😂 😹
If anyone else said these things people would just say, "WTF are you on about mate?" and move to different seat in the basket-weaving class. But, because it's the owner of this site people behave as though he's imparting great wisdom. "Oxfordshire is a village of 500
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Not at all. I’m not an idiot. And happening way more than even you realise. It’s a global and cross species problem Matty
@omid9 Are you pretending people aren't being raped and sexually assaulted? Are you pretending accomodations for illegal migrants are not and have not been arranged in small villages and towns?
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If anyone else said these things people would just say, "WTF are you on about mate?" and move to different seat in the basket-weaving class. But, because it's the owner of this site people behave as though he's imparting great wisdom. "Oxfordshire is a village of 500
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits" "In fact JR Tolkien based the hobbits on people he knew in small town England. They're lovely people who liked to, you know, smoke their pipe.
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Not only is this journalist sharing an article with inaccurate information, she’s also making additional shit up. No one has been found responsible for a “smear campaign” WHATSOEVER and Blake Lively has harassed over 100 content creators (some of whom had single digit
And will all the reactionary Democrat and right wing content creators who spent months participating in his smear campaign against Blake apologize and admit they were wrong? Of course not
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Elon Musk says the UK’s on the brink of civil war. Who's going to tell him we can't be arsed
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All my acting tricks and secrets laid bare. I taught @rickygervais everything he knew before filming EXTRAS.
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Many a true word.....
Man gets possessed by a tree as oldest oak in the UK explains the current perilous situation in new awareness campaign #Oaktober
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@DavidHughesTwit @omid9 Are you actually trolling a Middle Eastern Baha’i on the subject of oppressive governments in the region? Seriously dude 🤦🏻♀️🙄
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