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Been to 174 Countries. Stand-up comedy fan. Married @CrystalInCLE . Old dad. #Bennington #CrackleCrackle #Tuesgay gopackjo is a fucking saint! - CPHSB 🏏🏈⚾🏀🏉
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My new strategy... Wait for idiots to not realize what a good thing they've got in front of them, then swoop in and take advantage.
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I see where this is going... Zelenskyy is a former comedian. Putin claims that Zelenskyy made a joke about Putin's wife, triggering the Ukraine invasion. Hollywood rallies to Russia's side.
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@aaronjmate
Are the hostages just a one day thing too? 'Cause I'm sure that they'd like to get home to their family members... The ones that weren't massacred.
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@MEMRIReports
@CAIRNational
@NihadAwad
This should be enough to finally exclude CAIR from having any input, at all, in any official US gov't policymaking. But it probably won't be.
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@nypost
@KISH_KISH_KISH_
Good for Shane. Get that money. And it would be hilarious if the boycott just continued.
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@feraljokes
Strange... You're known for encouraging violence in order to stop podcasts. Maybe Luis thought that you enjoyed violence. For the record, I'm against all of it.
#Hypocrite
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I think I'll check the old Ring camera, see if there's any... JESUS CHRIST!!! 😳😳😳
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@rweingarten
@sandylocks
If you need to lie in order to push your agenda, it's gotta be awful.
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Oh my god... Meeting
@AriShaffir
at
@Hilarities
was amazing! Such a funny, friendly, and genuine guy. Was thinking about my buddies
@marknorm
,
@JoeListComedy
&
@TuesdayStories
.
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Hey everybody... It's the
@KreepsWithKids
in Pittsburgh! And our kid!
@BenningtonShow
@RichVos
@robertkelly
@Mrjimflorentine
@CrystalInCLE
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@mmpadellan
The lack of perspective and thought here makes me think that you constantly walk around with your shoes on the wrong feet.
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@neontaster
@igorvolsky
@AdamKinzinger
Vending machines are sneaky. They lull you into a false sense of security with their sweet treats.
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First local words overheard at a Dublin pub... "Aye... He's happy as a pig in shite!"
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@JUSTcatmeme
They used to charge two bits a gander to see the bearded lady. Now that shit is free on the Tok.
What a country.
And I mean China, of course.
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Just got home from Dallas, and I'm watching the huge
@USACricket
win over Pakistan. I've already seen myself on camera twice, and I'm not sure that I can go on. Haha.
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I shudder to think of the horrified, pearl-clutching outrage that would take place if some people heard the comedy and podcasts that I choose to listen to.
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@feraljokes
@ClassicShelb
Dave is a libertarian that has complained about over-militarization of police, and unequal application of drug laws, for years. Jay lives across from a police station, and has complained about how useless they are in many situations. Luis is also a person. 😄
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@usacricket
@ICC
@T20WorldCup
I would have loved to stay for the celebration after, but I had a 5pm flight, and the super over almost made me late. 😆 Monumental win for USA! See y'all at Eisenhower Park. 🇺🇸🏏
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@Mrjimflorentine
@levy_sir
@luisjgomez
@ComicDaveSmith
@kurtmetzger
I hope that you can still cancel your booking at the CHAZ Marriott.
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@LarryLeprechau
@ICC
@cricketireland
@T20WorldCup
The ICC ticket system is non-sensical and infuriating. And the worst thing for them is that there's no possible way that they are making more money this way. Offer all the tickets for sale, until they sell out. Hold a lottery for IND/PAK if they feel the need. This was insane.
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@EllenBarkin
I've got a replacement white male coming right behind me. He's only three, so not sure about the other part. Blame my wife.
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@neontaster
That thread really is something. Almost every single 'fact' that she uses to come to her conclusion is provably false. But she just keeps right on plugging along. Also funny that Eve 6 deleted the original tweet.
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Happy 6th Anniversary to my amazing wife
@CrystalInCLE
! Here's a pic from our Sri Lankan wedding, which was chock full of cultural appropriation,
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@TitaniaMcGrath
My partner/birthing person drinks hormone blockers, so that while chest feeding the kid gets them naturally.
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@libsoftiktok
I've seen this woman on TikTok. And to be fair, she is in quarantine because she just arrived from a work trip in the USA. So it's not due to a normal 'living there' thing. I know, I know.... Small difference.
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@elainelow
@nbcsnl
@sasimons
I got as far as putting the 'Secret Podcast' in my queue, but never had time to listen. But this shit sounds hilarious.
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First show of
#SkankfestNYC
is
@TheCumiaShow
with
@AriShaffir
&
@willnoonan
. Ari is selling some new shirts!
@SkankfestNYC
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Oh fun. Today is that day, every six months, that I need to call SXM, and threaten to cancel, so I can get the same rate that I've been getting for a decade, by calling every six months.
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@RitaPanahi
@BriannaWu
Here's the visual representation that you're looking for. Deaths per capita, since the beginning of the pandemic. The same creator has multiple animations on his site. We all know why Brianna chose the one she chose.
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Happy 5th anniversary to my amazing wife
@CrystalInCLE
. The best thing to ever come from Twitter.
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Settling in for a while on
@CompoundAmerica
for coverage.
@CompoundBoss
@RealTina40
@ChrissieMayr
@DiamondEugene1
@patdixon
@aaronbergcomedy
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I'm worried for
@CrystalInCLE
, because she just produced one of the worst, most hated things on the planet... A white male. How could she?
@BenningtonShow
@GailAaann
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Wiseguys in Salt Lake City is opening this weekend. 35% capacity. Tables 6' apart. Groups of 4 or less. Staff wearing masks. Temperature checks for everybody. Disposable plates and menus. They've got an Open Mic tonight.
@BenningtonShow
@GailAaann
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You might not know anything about cricket, but look at this throw with the game on the line. Wow!
WHAT A MOMENT OF BRILLIANCE!
Martin Guptill was 🔛🎯 to run out MS Dhoni and help send New Zealand to their second consecutive
@cricketworldcup
final!
#CWC19
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Woof. The quality of accounts going after
@SkankfestNYC
has dropped considerably today.
@luisjgomez
is just doing victory laps now.
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Whenever somebody posts "Twitter, do your thing", I cringe. Because usually the thing that Twitter does is a fucked up, uninformed, overreaction that turns into a nightmare for somebody.
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It's great to see
@DIRECTV
&
@WillowTV
teaming up to have a Willow TV Free Preview from June 1st-7th! You will be able to see the first two
@USACricket
matches, vs Canada on June 1st, and vs Pakistan on June 6th, for free! Amazing news! And you can get Willow on the Sports Pack.
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Speaking of the night of ten bourbons in Chicago... Five years ago today. Who would have thought? 😯 😻 👶
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I had to listen to
@DanSoder
's Voice Academy on
@TheBonfireSXM
a couple of times. God damn that was funny. The whole crew was so gung ho to throw it out there. I can't wait to hear them pipe up after Dan leaves.
@bigjayoakerson
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@escapedmatrix
@nbcwashington
Whew... Good thing that you didn't do a 12 tweet diatribe thread about it. That would be hard to come back from.
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FYI... Crystal's fine. Baby's fine. Just some precautionary tests earlier. Thanks for the concern.
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Six years ago today, a photo that
@CrystalInCLE
took of me smoking a cigar in front of the Vatican ended up on an Instagram account called Elegant Gentleman. So the rest of you can suck it, I guess. ✌😄 💨
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It's still crazy that I'm a father. And now he's five.
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It's always a tear-jerker listening to the last
@BenningtonShow
break of the year. Sending our love out to the whole Bennington family, and looking forward to what is to come. Merry Christmas all! ❤🎅🌲
@GailAaann
@edouglas528
@VitoFCalise
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Crystal told me today that she feels like I've been objectifying her more often lately. I'm gonna chalk it up to the pandemic, and make this my public apology. And she has big, juicy tits.
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@Bathilde77
@sairasameerarao
Just thought that it was laughable, and wanted to contribute to the inevitable ratioing. I wasn't rude or profane. Just a bit of mocking sarcasm, as it deserved.
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Ok, my wife made this. Her and
@DiamondEugene1
are so wonderful. ❤❤❤
@CrystalInCLE
@aaronbergcomedy
@InHotWatershow
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I gave myself a mission today to eat at
@joeyroseshard8
& grab sandwiches to take to
@CompoundAmerica
for The Dump &
@InHotWatershow
! Thanks to everybody for letting me sit in!
@aaronbergcomedy
@geno_bisconte
@Thurdeye
@SteveContiDAGOD
@bobby_tamburro
@LubiPopovic
@KevinGootee
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Well, it finally happened... I just cancelled
@SIRIUSXM
after 15 years. My yearly sub is coming up, and they wouldn't even come close to matching what I have previously been paying. I would love to remain a subscriber, but the amount they want is more than 4x what I'm paying.
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It's totally insane how adorable and sweet our two year old son is. That is all. Sorry for the dad moment.
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We just had our kid give a couple of "Woooooo!" for Fezzie. Then he got sick of it and said "no woooo". But we got a few out of him.
@BenningtonShow
@GailAaann
#RIPFez
#RIPFezWhatley
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Hahaha...
@marknorm
sets the standard for over the line jokes in New Day Cleveland.
@TheBonfireSXM
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@TwitterGaming
Look into your heart and un-ban
@JUST_mittens
. You're even using his sweet sad face in promotional tweets.
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@BrooksyBNG
@libsoftiktok
Who's defending? God forbid anybody add any additional context to the things that you see on Twitter.
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Got into the hotel at about 0200. Got woken up for breakfast by housekeeping, because I forgot to put the DND sign up. But, it's a pretty good view.
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You will never beat the classiness of carrying stuff thru the airport in a Waffle House to go bag.
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@ASFleischman
@thatjenmonroe
As an Ohio Libertarian, if the first three constitutional amendments that pass here are abortion rights, weed legalization, and eliminating qualified immunity, I might never stop laughing.
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We got to the Hard Rock at 4:10pm. Sixth in line. Commence freezing until
@BenningtonShow
Thanksgiving!
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It was amazing seeing
@DanSoder
in Cleveland once again! He always kills, and he did it this time with a whole new hour. If I had known about the Wawa break up, I would have offered to take you to
@sheetz
on the way to the Cleveland airport. Thanks again
@Hilarities
&
@Sickroy6
.
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Happy birthday to the most amazing wife, mother, and person, that anybody could ever ask for...
@CrystalInCLE
!!! 😍😚🎊😍😚🎊
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They're building a temporary 34k seat cricket stadium across from the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum on Long Island, for the T20 World Cup in June. Looking good so far!
#T20WorldCup
The
#T20WorldCup
2024 fever is gripping New York 😍
The Nassau County International Cricket Stadium celebrates its one-month construction milestone 🏟️
Details ➡
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Last year July 4th we were in Dublin on the Guinness tour. Look how goddam adorable she is.
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