Aaron Berg
@aaronbergcomedy
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Con Job comes out Oct 25 @amazon !!!! Regular on @foxnews Saturday Nights with Jimmy Failla. Stand Up Comic- Tour Dates https://t.co/JCyzkL88xt 25 SETS on Amazon.
Joined July 2009
Elliot Paige does testosterone and he’s a hero. I do it and I’m on roids.
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Bergs Base. 1 million views in one day. Thank you. Clips don’t lie.
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George Floyd jokes work better In Minneapolis than they do in NYC.
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2.6 million views on this clip from Bergs Base. Yeah. Thank you all. 😂😂😂
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One weekend left. @FunnyStop is your last chance to see the #offendeveryonetour with me and @luisjgomez
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Martin Luther King got more white pussy than Kaitlyn Jenner.
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Last night someone threw something at me on stage. It was hilarious.
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Very excited to announce I’ve been hired at CNN and FOX NEWS.
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Comedy is still alive.
Tiger Woods slips Justin Thomas a tampon after outdriving him at Genesis Open
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Remember today as the banks are closed, MLK did some good stuff too. It wasn’t all cheating and enabling misogyny. He also helped civil rights.
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I will be performing at Skankfest Vegas in Las Vegas, Nevada September 29th- October 1st 2023! Tickets are on sale Monday, 4/10 at 1pm EST at @skankfestnyc #SkankfestVegas
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Project Veritas puts out some of the best content anywhere. Hands down.
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My friends posting their Ls. Therefore making them Ws.
“So give me a fucking ticket.” said the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake with all of the confidence in the world
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Canadian TV acting.
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“I say everything twice. I say everything twice!!!!!”.-chris rock.
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I’m telling you. So funny.
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If your whole hand is in your butt, you’re gay.
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We packed it out!! Thanks @jimandsamshow
@jimandsamshow @aaronbergcomedy @SIRIUSXM @SyracuseFB LOL Aaron complainging that his show is not sold, yeh dummy your going to a collage town on March Maddens opening weekend??? Stupid nobody is going to see comedy everyone is glued to the TV.
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Thank you all for coming out to the #offendeveryonetour . I’m gonna take a month and a half off the road and come up with a new hour for America. See you soon.
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Funny.
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You should have taken all the gas stoves in Germany in the late 1930s. That woulda helped. #GasStoves.
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All of my old material is gone. You will only see new stuff onstage in NYC for the next 2 months.
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Really cool.
Last night, we all hung out at @JoeRogan’s Comedy Mothership club with @TonyHinchcliffe, Adam Eget, my brother Scott, and Joe. Here’s a photo of my mom’s bar Mitzi’s that Joe created at his club. Here’s to many years of Joe developing young comics out of Austin.
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Happy MLK day…. not.
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@JimNorton is the king of content. I’m done with the internet.
My flight is turbulent. The captain just made an announcement apologizing for the bumps. Even though they're not his fault. I like that
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I love that Louis CK is live-streaming his shows. He’s the best!.If you can’t be there you can still watch!!.#louisck
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I’ll have a coke, my lady will get a white claw.
"I had a member of the Republican caucus threaten my life and the Republican caucus rewarded him with one of the most prestigious committee assignments in this Congress.". Watch Rep. AOC respond to Republicans' removal of Rep. @Ilhan Omar from the Foreign Affairs Committee ⬇️
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Here’s the vid that’s about to hit a million views. Enjoy. Bergs Base. Wherever you get your podcasts. And @gasdigital for exclusive content. Use code BERG
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My very presence in the skankfest lineup sold out the all access passes in a day. MSG next.
Front row tickets to Gaffigan in Vegas are $800. All access is already sold out and day passes will sell out shortly! It’s a steal considering how much comedy is packed into the weekend!.
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A quarter million views and growing on a Berg’s Base clip in 3 days. That feels nice. Thank you all! .Live dates are posted
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Watching identity politic comics apologize and cry is my new fun.
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You spelled ex-girlfriend material wrong.
Boyfriend material:. Uses pronouns. Puts almond or oat milk in coffee. Sits while urinating. Apologizes for everything. Does not want to be the provider.
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Dying.
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Covid?.
JUST IN - 10 people killed and 10 others wounded after the Chinese New Year shooting near Los Angeles. Police still cannot describe the suspect, who is at large.
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@gibb_sonof @LegionOfSkanks @IamJustinSilver @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith It was fun.
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You can tell how bad something is by how often they tell you how good it is.
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Rihanna. Proof that maternity leave should still be a thing.
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Very excited to announce my new one man musical “Bill Cosby - I did It” will be premiering fall 2023.
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Was a good dude. Iconic NYC comic.
Breaking: Comedian Richard Belzer has passed away at 78.
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@DanSoder is a king. Watch his new special. He is special.
People Pleaser Anxiety | My new special On The Road is out now on YouTube
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Atta boy Benny!.
@BennySings I make no apologies for Tropic Thunder. Don’t know who told you that. It’s always been a controversial movie since when we opened. Proud of it and the work everyone did on it. 🙏✊😊.
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At my fave restaurant on the moon. Try the burger. I ordered 2 foods.
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I will be running for mayor of Toronto. No joke. Let’s organize.
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Taste Buds!!!.
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Reinventing late night??????.Why, it used to be good?.
After eight years of reinventing late-night TV, British entertainer and Tony-winning actor James Corden has chosen to leave the show, and the country, at the top of his game.
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It is a goddamned beautiful day. Live a little life today!!!!.
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We are all super tall.
.@aaronbergcomedy wrapped up a great week of #JimAndSam! Check out yesterday’s show on the @SIRIUSXM app, and check out Aaron this weekend at @SyracuseFB.
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Ron and fez were hilarious. Just hearing about them now.
I swear to christ if you don’t think R&F are funny you are retarded.
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Hitting LA for a few days. Tell me which west coast pods I should do.
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We listen to country music in our home. That’s why it’s a home.
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I’m non binary too. Hire me just cuz.
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