Joe List
@JoeListComedy
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I'm a comedian & I have 4 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody” & "Small Ball"
New York, NY
Joined April 2009
My new special “Small Ball” is now up on YouTube. It’s gotten over 100K views in under 24 hours. Folks seem to be really enjoying it. I’m proud of it. Please go watch. I have 3 others on there as well. I love you. Bye. https://t.co/UHaC9YM3lS
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I will soon be doing shows in Dallas, Texas, New Brunswick, New Jersey, Washington, DC and Lexington, KY. I would love if you came to see me. I’m very funny.
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Hi. I’ll be doing comedy in Dallas. Specially the Addison Improv. October 23-25. I would love if you came. That’s all. Bye.
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But seriously, why do I get pimples on my butt? I’ve had them since I was 13. I change my underwear three times a week! Nothings working.
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The Joe List talking point! It’s happening
Chiefs realized a timeout was worth more than 5 yards in that situation. Finally. 🙏
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Alamo rented me a car with a half a tank of gas in it. So I left a McDonald’s bag in it over night. Got em!
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Whatever happens the rest of the game, Stanton pimping a double and getting stranded on second will always hold a special place in my heart.
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Just a heads up: I’m about to take a dump on an airplane. This is not a drill. This is a real world situation. I love you all. Come see me in Irvine, CA this weekend.
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Hey @espn “Sweet Caroline” is not the counterpart song to “New York, New York”. “Dirty Water” is. Poor journalism. I personally think you should have your broadcast license revoked for this.
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I have shows coming up in the wonderful cities of Irvine, CA. Dallas, TX. New Brunswick, NJ. Lexington, KY. And somewhere else fun that I can’t remember. Come see me. Thank you.
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I’m featured in @billboard Check it out and for the love of god go buy my movie “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian”. Thank you.
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Absolutely not! I stole it from @NickDiPaolo Who was doing his impression of Ed Sullivan. When I’m saying “folks” I’m doing Nick doing Ed Sullivan. That’s all folks!
We all stole it from DeRosa who stole it from Vos who likely stole it from Lenny Bruce or another one of his contemporaries.
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I don’t want to say I agree about Tylenol causing autism but I will say my mother took it when she was pregnant with me and I can name every World Series winner and loser from 1950-2010. And I also once won $60 playing blackjack.
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I’m in Forbes magazine! That’s something! Talking about my movie “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian” Read the article, watch the movie. Thanks!
Is was great to talk with comedian @JoeListComedy, who chose @punchuplive as the destination for his debut documentary and drew inspiration for his comedy from the 'Tough Crowd' group. https://t.co/fUN33rFKiz Photo: Cory Vanderploeg
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Don’t usually get serious on here but I’d like to for a moment: I think it’s very important to recognize and be grateful for the fact we finally have a Commander In Chief who is focused on late night comedy. Late night comedy is one of the most important issues of our time. I
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