RichVos
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My Wife Hates Me @Laugh Button Produced Women Aren't Funny, 4 CC specials, Netflix,HBO, Showtime,2 time Oscar writer Tough Crowd Sober 36 years ♥️ my kids
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Well as if comedy isn’t tough enough. Actors are the worst, you’re not that fucking important. I guarantee Chris will have a great new 10 or 15 min.
@chrisrock
class act great comic. Will Smith charity win, Denzel robbed again. Jada smile it’s a fucking joke.
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I’m not right nor am I left. I base my opinions on how I feel about the matter, not how one side tells me to react. I stand w/
@joerogan
because he’s a friend and I believe in the 1st amendment. At least the Post picked the best comic on the planet for their article. Which is me.
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So sad the news about Bob.We just hung out in the Green Room at Skankfest shooting the shit. He was happy, looked healthy, destroyed on the show. He called my kids when they were young. Just a really good guy. Glad I knew him. RIP Bob
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We still have a long way to go when it comes to race relationships in the US, but we are moving forward. For the 1st time in history two Black Quarterbacks will be starting the big game. And for the 1st time in history the game will start late.
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I was lucky enough and did have the pleasure to be on Rocks writing team for 2 Oscars. This year I was asked back, and finally had the chance to write for Will Smith.
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My new special “30 Minutes with Rich Vos” premieres tonight at 8pm on my YouTube channel,
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Last time I speak on this I hope. Someone said comics on radio only tried to be funny. Never got real with stories, that is so far from the truth. Myself,Bobby,Colin,Patrice, Norton couldn’t have been more real. He said being funny is easy.
#totallyinsane
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Enough with the overpriced egg jokes. I’ve already read a dozen today. ACV
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I hate going to someone’s house that makes you take off your shoes. How special do you think your floors are?
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Today I celebrate 36 years sober. The rewards are endless.
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I’m happy to say I’m the proud Grandfather to the most precious baby girl Amelia. Congrats to
@ellen_vos21
and Mike. The rewards are endless. I will miss her Dec 10 and 11 when I’m in Houston performing
@riotcomedy
club.
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Thanks to
@TonyHinchcliffe
Ron White
@comedymothrship
and
@joerogan
for an amazing birthday and killer weekend of shows. One the absolute BEST clubs ever, make sure you check it out!
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The biggest podcaster in the world filming me as I get introduced as an icon and legend at his amazing new club
@comedymothrship
, and the crowd going nuts. Is this a dream? You can get your Legend T-shirts at . 📸
@joerogan
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Landscaping With Rich returns as I show you how to increase curb appeal with boulders. Make sure you take notes.
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This episode of Landscaping With Rich, I show you how to put up a shed of your own, and address the controversial comments from My Wife Hates Me, Full Episodes up NOW on YouTube!
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Very proud of my wife
@bonniemcfarlane
on her Emmy win. I will talk about it tonight and tomorrow night
@laughitupcc
she deserves 10 of these statues.
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Her boyfriend was distracting me the whole show. to see where you can watch me LIVE, and get tickets to my special taping Monday at 1pm est at
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Happy New Year to my crew in England
@rickygervais
and Happy New Year to my crew at home.
@JimNorton
@iamcolinquinn
dumb keith
@Mrjimflorentine
@madflavor
did I forget anyone? Oh yea
@robertkelly
my wife my kids and everyone else. Tonight
@UNCLEVINNIESCC
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I forgot I’m suppose to have the same opinion as some of you idiots. Opinions are just fucking opinions. Again you can always opt out.
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Just saw
@iamcolinquinn
one man show, amazing. Everything he does is perfection. Can’t wait for his next one Put A Fork In It comes out. He’s the Spaulding Gray of boat acts.
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How cute is my granddaughter? I wish I could hold her up and show her off this Fri and Sat
@BananasComedyNJ
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@comedyslashbar
@Mrjimflorentine
@kurtmetzger
@ComicDaveSmith
@luisjgomez
Comedy Bar or whatever the F_ _K your name is. I stand behind you 100%.As a sparkling clean non offense act, that I am. I wish I didn’t have to hear that offensive type of gutter humor.I stand with Israel
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Trump dines with white nationalist and Kanye. Says he didn’t know who he was. How bad is his intelligence team? Does he just dine with anyone? Were Jews talked about? not a Biden fan either. Time for a President in touch with the people.Or watched vosroast.
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What a great birthday I had yesterday. Dinner with wife and 3 daughters. Shot 81, tons of nice comments on social, did Podcast, called into Jim&Sam. Did a show, where of course I was semi mediocre. Tonight
@TheStandNYC
and
@ComedyCellarUSA
peace out.
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Never good seeing someone walking onto plane crying. Either a bad breakup, or they’re flying United.
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Tickets for the 10th Annual Patrice O’Neal Comedy Benefit on sale NOW
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
7:30pm
At New York City Center
Mo Amer, Bill Burr, Shane Gillis, Robert Kelly, Eleanor Kerrigan, Jim Norton, Keith Robinson, Cipha Sounds, Ricky Velez and Rich Vos.
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Proud to be part of the inaugural 30 minute Specials from
@gasdigital
. Taping 7/12 at the
@CuttingRoomNYC
, Tickets go up Monday 5/22 at 1pm EST at
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Hurricane Ida left its mark on the Vos basement, and I show you how to fix water damage in my newest video.
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I will not repeat will not be performing this weekend at the Comedy Loft in DC. Due to their lack of professionalism it’s in my best interest to bow out. I hope to rebook DC at another venue in the upcoming months.
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I’ve haven’t seen any of the Matrix movies or Star Wars. And not 1 Fast and Furious. Altogether that’s about 175 movies. ACV
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After 11 days of consuming my daughters Halloween candy,I’ve come to a major conclusion. Yes there are a couple of tasty treats, but by far
@Butterfinger
stands in a league of its own. Jordan, Woods, Ruth, Ali, Brady, Butterfinger, and Vos.
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Celebrate your Memorial Day by revitalizing your old garden, step by step with Landscaping With Rich!
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You might not feel joy, you might not feel sadness. There are many things you might not feel. But you will definitely feel clean bed sheets. ACV
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Here’s a preview of the NEW season of Landscaping With Rich, more to come, make sure you pay attention.
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Landscaping With Rich is back. With Season 4 we have all new projects and some updates on some I showed you previous. As always, pay attention and your yard can look as wonderful as mine.
#landscaping
#yardwork
#howto
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More Season 3 of Landscaping with Rich as we replace the trees from Season 1 w/ a deer proof variety!
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Budd Friedman was always so kind to me. We’d have dinner together in Vegas and LA. He would go on stage just to introduce me. I talked to him about comedy at length. Gave me two of my first TV spots. He hosted many of the deaf shows Bob Golub put together in NY. May he RIP
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Happy Mothers Day, you don’t have to get expensive gifts to celebrate. Just use my step by step landscaping guides to make her house look like a million bucks!
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This weeks Landscaping with Rich, I show you how to take care of standing water issues, and you can take care of your boredom issues by going to my YouTube page for full episodes of My Wife Hates Me!
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Dont miss this weeks My Wife Hates Me, as we get into having that secret wavelength only couples have. Out now wherever you get podcasts and my YouTube channel
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@iamcolinquinn
I don’t understand. You ask me to get you on Jim and Sam then you’re mean to me. It’s not my fault they want to see a tape. Say your sorry and I’ll try that other guy for you.
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This weeks
#MWHM
@bonniemcfarlane
takes a look at a recent theory I was told. But its a proven theory that you’ll have a good time this weekend when you see me at
@UNCLEVINNIESCC
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Bill Cosby going back on tour, you think he’s ready to sit down yet?
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Landscaping With Rich Season 3 starts NOW with giving your deck a Million Dollar makeover
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Its the Season 2 Finale of Landscaping with Rich! Thanks to everyone and hope you’ve learned something. We’ll see you in the Fall for Season 3.
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Please how do I handle without being mean telling lady next to me on plane to get her skin off my seat?
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After 500 episodes of My Wife Hates Me,
@bonniemcfarlane
and I have become absolute masters at ad reads, regardless of what
@robertkelly
says.
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Help me understand. A guy half Mexican, and a guy black are the new White Supremacists? Didn’t know there was open enrollment. Also glad I found out Musk was cloned, if Kanye was any dumber he’d be Trump.
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Great time today with my wife, 2 of my kids, and my granddaughter. Dinner tomorrow with my oldest and her fiancé. Merry Xmas to all. Oh I almost forgot NYE
@unclevinniescomedyclub
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I was going to sign up with one of those food company’s that deliver food you have to cook. Then it hit me I have 3 supermarkets in my town.
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We’re back with more Season 2 of Landscaping with Rich, as we finish the shed on this 4th of July. And you can celebrate your freedom with My Wife Hates Me and The Vos Roast videos on my YouTube Channel
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Happy Mother’s Day everyone, here’s another tip that will help you make your yard look at as important as she is. As always, take notes! for dates
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Just finished watering my backyard very relaxing. Any hacky negative remarks automatic expulsion. Now go have a nice 4th and come see me
@ComedyGovs
or
@UNCLEVINNIESCC
and don’t forget. Would You Bang Him July 13th
@TheComedyStore
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We all have issues with neighbors, and you can forget them June 1st-3rd with me at
@StressFactoryNJ
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Welcome to another episode of Landscaping with Rich, where we restore this deck step by step. Make sure you pay attention, you dont want to miss anything. And check out my Lost Hour up now on YouTube
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Brand New My Wife Hates Me is out now, check it out wherever you listen to podcasts and video up on YouTube
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Brand New Ep of My Wife Hates Me is out, see if you agree with me or
@bonniemcfarlane
about my new saying. Available on YouTube and everywhere you listen to podcasts.
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Sometimes they make it easy. And you can make eqsy on yourself this weekend getting your tickets now for
@hbgcomedyzone
4/28-4/29
#standup
#comedy
#doctors
#houstontx
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Thats a wrap on Season 3 of Landscaping with Rich! Hope you learned a lot and make sure to share these tips with your friends. See you next seson!
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Impossible Marriage
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#njcomedy
#nycomedy
#standupcomedians
#richvos
#bonniemcfarlane
#comedypod
#comedypodcast
#mywifehatesme
#watch
#listen
#subscribe
#married
#marriedlife
#fyp
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We’re back w/ Landscaping with Rich, showing you how to upcycle your old aquarium step by step!
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Outrage soon to come. Tiger handed Justin Thomas a tampon as they were walking to the fairway. Justin dropped it right away. Relax it’s not like Tiger put his dick in Justin’s hand.
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Grandpa telling his beautifu granddaughter he will be working Kenosha Comedy club Feb 18 19. She is wondering where it is. Kenosha WI she is told.
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The Roast of Rich Vos up now on my YouTube page (link in bio) Thanks
@andrewschulz
for the shout out!
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