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I'm not surprised Jeff Bezoz started seeing a woman who was close with his wife. Classic Amazon, "if you like this, here's something similar you might like."
Man boobs are cigarettes & lady boobs are marijuana. Most people hate man boobs yet they’re allowed everywhere - lady boobs are fun & not harmful yet still mostly criminalized
Gay Guy: I love Muscular men.
Group: Good for you. Get it boy!
Straight Guy: I like thin women with large breasts.
Group: Ugh, typical man. What a pig.
Lesbian: I also like those kinda women.
Group: Yeah girl! Enjoy those ladies!
Man boobs are cigarettes & lady boobs are marijuana. Most people hate man boobs yet they’re allowed everywhere - lady boobs are fun & not harmful yet still mostly criminalized.
Social media is like looking in the fridge over & over. You know there's nothing good but you check it so many times that eventually you start consuming things you don't even like
Social media is like looking in the fridge over & over. You know there's nothing good but you check it so many times that eventually you start consuming things you don't even like.
Me: Are women as horny as men?
Lady Friend: Definitely.
Me: Well I’d have sex with you, would you have sex with me?
LF: No way.
Me: Well there ya go.
LF: But I’m not attracted to you.
Me: Yeah, I’m not attracted to you either.