Robert Kelly
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30 years ago I started coming up to the white mountains. My dream was to own my own place one day. I’m here, with my family on my land in mine house. The land is big, the house is tiny but it’s mine. And I love.
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What a bunch of bitchs. No one cares… he's hilarious funny wins! Go back to talking about actors
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Merry Xmas Louis CK has a new special available right now
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RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATS. I will miss him. He was a legend before his time. I’m taking about
@AriShaffir
career by the way.
#arithebest
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I can’t wait to take this crazy ride w/ Jay and The Bonfire crew. I’m honored to be joining such an amazing show. I would never dream of filling Dan Soder’s shoes, as that could never be done! BUT I guarantee Jay and I will have a blast & continue to keep the Bonfire burning!
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What about
@bigjayoakerson
special Kev
Wow….Shane Gillis is the real deal. Watching ur special….really funny good writer and great comic….
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You still got “it”… and by “it” I don’t mean a radio show. ❤️
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This is the end of the fucking world.
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I believe that was Dom Imus not Rush u dingbat.
Thank you Rush Limbaugh for making that nappy headed hoe joke that Patrice defended so we can now use that defense for all of our racist jokes.
#RIP
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Now let's hope he likes it
I’m watching
@bigjayoakerson
special tonight and will show my guy some love….i didn’t know that he recently dropped a special but now that I do IT WILL BE WATCHED!!!!! Love my brother for life…. Fuck u tho
@robertkelly
😂
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I love that everyone stayed like cattle
This bullshit anyways
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He’s dead
Happy thanksgiving
@stavvysworld
@robertkelly
@JoeListComedy
Is Bob wearing a purse? Where tf is Patrice when you need him most.
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Just fucking use the fucking photo I give you FUUUCCKK!
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It’s
@dansoder
day! It has been amazing watching Dan grow into the incredible comic and person he is today. Dan has always been funniest dude in town from the early days of YKWD till now! It’s a real treat to call him a friend. Dan just released his new special, “On The Road” on…
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Adam the first human was Brett the hitman Hart???
Scientists at Nottingham Trent University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human depicted in the Book Of Genesis might have looked.
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Blow me
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My son FaceTimed me with his new
@ChipChipperson
emoji. You can tell by my expression I wasn’t happy
@JimNorton
I blame you.
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First day on The Bonfire! Hope you’re listening! Crackle Crackle!
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This whole situation with
@AnthonyCumia
sucks. I don’t like any of it. Im concerned about my friend. 1 of the funniest guys walking.
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Thank god your comics are as hack as you. When are you opening?
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Here is what I’m doing tonight after Louis CK gives me a free code. I’m out of work.
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While everybody on here is trashing everyone else, I’m just trying not to eat the whole box of cheez-Its in my kitchen. God help us all.
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Everyone has a price$$$
Me and Anthony Cumia talk
#opieandanthony
- in a good way -Watch full episode @
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If
@comedyslashbar
needs someone to fill any of those dates I’m available.
@luisjgomez
@kurtmetzger
@Mrjimflorentine
@ComicDaveSmith
I guess I need to clean up my act. My comedy shows in Seattle are cancelled along with
@luisjgomez
@ComicDaveSmith
and
@kurtmetzger
.
After careful consideration and discussions with our team, investors, local comedians, and neighborhood advocacy groups, we've encountered a…
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Max liked one Christmas gift the most this year.
#christmas
#saxophone
#merrychristmas
#family
#gift
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Got hope from first day as host of
@TheBonfireSXM
and found out my son listened.
#comedy
#thebonfire
#cracklecrackle
@bigjayoakerson
@ChristineMEvans
@louisjohnson21
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I would love to be adopted by these lovely people.
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Thanks buddy. It made me cry. They did an amazing job.
@robertkelly
Just watched the Patrice documentary. Beautiful. You made me cry. Hope you’re well.
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Dam right.
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This fucker is so funny.
@HFoleyComedy
Tonight’s the night gang. At 7pm
@HFoleyComedy
is dropping his half hour comedy special on the AYG YouTube Channel. Let’s blow this thing up. Love youse 🗑️🙏🗑️
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It was fun. See you on
@parler_app
xoxo
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10th Annual Patrice O’Neal Comedy Benefit tickets go on sale today at 12pm EST!
April 4, 2023
7:30pm
NY City Center
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I watched
@attell
special last night David is one of the funniest people on planet earth.
@NetflixIsAJoke
@netflix
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Bring a knife
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I had a blast buddy, you took me to One of the best meals I’ve ever had in my life and one of the worst meals ever had in my life, in the same day
@TimJDillon
Saw
@robertkelly
hour last night. One of the funniest I’ve seen in a long time. Then we drove around for two hours looking for a restaurant that was open.
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The episode you’ve all been waiting for.
#AnthonyCumia
made to the shed and we talked about our favorite gadgets, O&A days and how we wish we could be
@joerogan
. This was one of my favorite episodes yet, hope you like it. Go become a member of my channel
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Heckler: “Ben Stiller is Funnier Than You”
#comedy
#standup
#heckler
#benstiller
@BenStiller
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I wanted to say thank you for all of your positive thoughts and prayers. My family and I read all of your kind words and it meant a lot to us. He fought hard but, I’m sorry to say, my…
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Finally! A good comedy movie! Congratulations
@bertkreischer
! This trailer looks awesome! Go see The Machine!
#bertkreischer
#themachine
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Louis C.K. is Mexican the way
@TimJDillon
is gay. New episode of
@ykwdudepodcast
is out now with Louis C.K. Watch the full episode now and share with your friends.
#louisck
#mexican
#comedy
#timdillon
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YouTube is the worst and is restricting
@JoeListComedy
’s new special. He’s now putting it on,
@punchuplive
. Punchup does not censor comedy and never will. Go watch Joe’s new special and support one of NYC’s best!
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This is fucking infuriating.
This episode of Landscaping With Rich, I show you how to put up a shed of your own, and address the controversial comments from My Wife Hates Me, Full Episodes up NOW on YouTube!
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It was amazing being on stage with these guys again for the Tough Crowd show at
@skankfestnyc
This was taken right after the show. We have been fucking with each other for almost 20 years.
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Go watch
@bigjayoakerson
’s new special, Dog Belly right NOW on YouTube!
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#bigjay
#thebonfire
#legionofskanks
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Don’t watch first airing - watch all others. CONEDY central
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Use a vacuum dum dum.
Got a parking ticket stuck between dash and windshield. It’s driving me nuts. I’ve tried using a pencil and a knife. I’ve just pushed it further in. Any suggestions?
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This is the video a lot of you have been talking about. I can finally say we are past that
@billburr
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Fuck me
Congratulations
@ChipChipperson
and everyone at Riotcast on Chip's first 100,000 view video
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My brother
@bigjayoakerson
has a new special coming to YouTube April 5th. There are very few people in the world that come even close to as funny as Jay. Go subscribe to Jay on YouTube and watch this special when it comes out!
#bigjay
#thebonfire
#cracklecrackle
#comedy
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Are you shitting me? I still can't believe I'm getting to develop a television show with my great friends Denis...
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Great time with
@joerogan
! Watch or listen to JRE
#1886
available on
@Spotify
now!
#robertkelly
#jre
#robertkellykillbox
#standupcomedy
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Thank you
@tomsegura
,
@ChristinaP
,and
@YMHstudios
for having me on Your Mom’s House. Make sure to check out my episode on YouTube. It’s one of the funniest podcasts out there! Keep ‘em high and tight.👖
#ymh
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#podcast
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This was the fucking best. Two of the funniest
#DeadlySirius
: Thanks to
@robertkelly
and
@billburr
for joining us on the Season Finale of
@rickygervais
is
#DeadlySirius
. Listen On-Demand with the
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Ok here it is.
@JoeListComedy
and Louie ck made this amazing movie. also come to the premiere at the Beacon theater NYC - Boston & Chicago here’s the link for tix - The special screenings will sell out
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How
#copshow
isn’t streaming somewhere is ridiculous!
@iamcolinquinn
hit it out of the park.
@1keithrobinson
was ok.
#sisterping
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