Call Me Clay
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Call me Clay, Call me Carter, Call me CMG or be like my dad and never call me. Even on my birthday. Fuck you, dad.
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@hickorymoth
>master baiter at home
>yee haw
>april 1st
Idk sis, seems like this one's on you
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@MohanadElshieky
Superstore the first 2 episodes of the season? Strict covid. After that? Fuck it. Some people had masks, some didn't. No rhyme or reason. Why are they pretending so hard it's actually innthe real world at the current time??? It's a tv
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@SheRatesDogs
Checked out the account and they're in Austin, Tx. I live there. Want me to kick their ass(es)? Not asking for a friend.
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@doulbedoink
I never laughed at the backstreet boys cold open but it is just insanely fun, which is maybe more the point
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@Demivvy
@whycantwelove
Hey, Google "explotation" for me real quick and screenshot where it says like "but it doesn't count if the person tries reawwy reawwy hardd 😡"
Alright, thanks chief! Love ya! Read a book!
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@videojames_
@DrakeGatsby
I work at a deli and everyone I work with knows that if a customer says "medium" they mean "average" and that gets sliced at like a 1.
For anyone wondering, generally a 1 is a typical sandwich slice and this deli worker is probably a dick 👍
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@holy_schnitt
I think Brad Bird said he doesn't consider them children's movies, but yes
"MY CLIENT DIDN'T ASKES TO BE SAVED, HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE SAVED"
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@deadr1ng3r
@HEXGIRLFRlEND
@pumpkincorpse13
I hope nobody thinks being called Ramona Flowers is a compliment
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@3YearLetterman
@iamcardib
Oh well for starters, she's verified. She also has more grammys than you. Also she can walk out in anything and get autographs. Also she could retire rn and still be on the A list for years also who are you jk idc
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@Ema_silvtz
@nellychillin
"Diversity wasn't forced if it was made when I was a kid. If it's made now it's forced'
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@ComicGirlAshley
Somewhat ironically, I think you'd have to start and end with David Tennant episodes/scenes
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@mobleywho
@chadstanton
The jarring thing about the Austin one to me was when I asked officers if they knew what happened that day and each one I asked said they were off or had no idea. Idk about them but if I had a co-worker murder someone, we'd hear about it and have several meetings
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@sciendere
@videojames_
@DrakeGatsby
Also, my favorite:
Customer: "Can I get 1lb of Maple Honey ham?"
Me: "How would you like that sliced?"
Customer: "Whatever's easiest"
My internal dialogue: "A single 1lb chunk it is"
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@ItsAayan_69
@LanternJS
Not difficult for a major media outlet to compile all the names into a single list
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@PusheenRage
@sickish__
@EPM106
@A9HkHk
Not saying this is the case, but you're basically saying "even if they're all lying, the sheer number of them means he's guilty" which is an insane take
(Again, not saying this is the case here specifically, but your logic is crazy)
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@Foxfire40900590
@papasombra
Imagine thinking people saying "this film isn't important" makes it important???? H'wat
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@elseverwoerd
@KylarReger
@curry_chemist
@CeilidhHolmes
@notviking
I think defending Woody Allen is a weird stance to take but alright
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@thejuicenoose
@grgrumweldweld
"They removed just cuz he's French" is so unintentionally funny to me
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@HannahPosted
Idk what this means because I can't really think of a show like that and Ted Lasso was partially as popular as it was because there weren't others like that, no ?
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@ranmasaotome96
@StimpyGetiPhone
Idk, the season six finale is incredibly moving when Ron joins onstage as Duke Silver. And maybe it's just me but I get insanely emotional when Leslie finds out she won the election (which, they admittedly under cut like 8 eps later)
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@MatthewFerrari
Idk, every time Lin Manuel Miranda has a new project I have to hear how Hamilton is actually a racist musical. Like, how dare they make a musical so popular that broadway requires diversity now
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@emmaehanks
@jwit2049
@stabette
@Jordanbloked
@brunolcferreira
Yeah, it's basically a, probably unintentional, way of being like "you're not doing it efficiently so I'm taking over" when he could literally just sit
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@miss_overdose
@backendoc
You couldn't last less than 120 seconds on a new show?? World is cooked, guys
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@KelgoreTrout
And he's like "She's going to tell her friends she served us and they're going to say 'oh my god you served Seinfeld and Sarah Jessica Parker, how much did they tip you?' you want her to say 'Oh, yknow, 10 dollars'?"
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@TroysEgo
@SaintJoules
@ElvisTheAlienTV
It may be temporary and quick but it immediately pulls everyone who can see it out of the movie and that sucks. You're choosing to take away their enjoyment even if only for a second so you can "check the time"??
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@grogus_dad
Bro, when he was dancing in the club in a tank I straight up thought "is ncuti actually /too/ attractive to be the doctor????"
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@Mtmccombe
@ElyKreimendahl
@lawissaa
That's the thing I think about often too with these situations. Reminding someone may/may not bring them down but it will relieve You. It may be "selfish" but I'd argue it might be worth it when doing nothing still brings at least one of you pain
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@some_high_guy
@remzel__
@HBCUfessions
Lmao you one of those that think it's a gift to be alive lolllll if they didn't want someone under their roof they shoulda thought about that 🤙🤙🤙🤙
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@filmaroni
This extends to people going to the grocery store "just to get out of the house". Stay HOME.
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@cheryllynneaton
This is why I always hate when people joke that Cap would be racist when he came out of the ice. Like, I don't think it was the majority back then but not every individual was racist. Like, idk if there's even a canonical instance of him being racist in the 40s
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@sarahradz_
I really thought this was going to go in the direction of "I learned Italian and now I know my neighbors are not speaking Italian"
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@indianloonie
If movie fails folder: "BOMB lives up to it's namesake"
If movie succeeds folder: "BOMB blows us away"
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@abolishcxps
That's something i really did like about Don't Look Up. I felt like the theme was "we could literally be screaming at you that we are dying and you'll ignore it" and then people were like "ew preachy, not funny, more hahas please"
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@ComicGirlAshley
I feel like nobody's asking if that boy had to let a rubber band slap him in the face multiple times
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@WORLDXND
@DiscussingFilm
I mean, he wasn't an Avenger until maybe a couple year ago? If ever? I guess it makes sense in terms of longevity
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@positionswbb
Oh, I thought you actually had anything resembling evidence. Instead you just forgot a month has more than 1 day
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@jesterbestie
Nothing against the shoe, but Succession is not watched nearly as much as people online seem to think
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@KelgoreTrout
There's an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee where Jerry Seinfeld and Sarah Jessica Parker get lunch and he says "how would you tip?" And she's like "Oh 20% will be like $10" 1/2
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@Movieaffix
@DiscussingFilm
Oh, you're doing that journalist thing where you throw in one or two hot takes you don't believe for attention. Ok.
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@1Objectivist
@MorePerfectUS
Mayweather, not a billionaire.
As for Jordan: His dad was a semi-pro baseball player, his older brother was a minor professional athlete, and his mom is the one who did the negotiations with Nike that got him there (no hate, just facts)
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@holy_schnitt
I realize this is dark so I want to make sure I clarify this is a joke. My Prozac lets me feel
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@TroysEgo
@SaintJoules
@ElvisTheAlienTV
I didn't say it ruins the movie experience 💙💙 but god it sucks in that moment 💙💙 tell your mom to stop 💙💙
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@sillygoofyz
I agree that we should move away from gendered awards, but Bella submitted themself and it's weird you're pretending they didn't???
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@disasterballet
@tommyvalenti92
@baddestmamajama
@dcsarahe
@Megalinity
@TheLisaWalters
@Kristen_Arnett
When there's a lot of commotion happening in a room, I say "Maybe this is a bad time but can we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?" like Winston does 😅😅
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@AtelierGV
@Komaniecki_R
Idk man, it's probably X% easier if you already live in Hollywood and your dad worked on Twin Peaks and you've definitely met people with connections at functions.
You have no evidence her parents didn't directly help her but there's evidence she had a head start 💙
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@ByYourLogic
He's the most popular marvel character of all time and has been since before he even joined the mcu but sure ok
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@1stOr3rdPlace
This is interesting. I think we'd need more specific criteria for "sitcom" (ik the definition) but like, is Fleabag a sitcom? Probably not but I could see it
Pound for pound imo it's The Good Place. Brooklyn 99 might be my second choice probably but it does dip a bit
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@talkalot_360
@s4m31p4n
Gonna sit you down real quick and tell you that 17 year olds are not listening to Billy Joel and most have have no idea if they've heard a song by him otr
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@SafeSpaceDrWho
Top tier moment. But also, Rose come on she trusted you to tell her mom where are you going
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@JoshuaAlanWill2
"Blame universal"
Yall, they can still use hulk which is why he said "creatively inept". If they wanted to, they could've made a hulk movie within the post-credit scenes of other movies just to tie the pieces together.
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@IamSuchaPotato
@TweetPotato314
@FrazzleMyGimp
"Fuck 12" is a statement in which '12' is a reference to law enforcement
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@Why0hWhyy
@Jordanbloked
And then complains to people about how you weren't doing your part and he basically saved the project 🙄
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@Ologies
Use hashtags that a trending even if they don't go with the content, if the video is about a specific topic use big bold letters, use trending audio and if it doesn't fit just have the volume be the lowest possible, and most importantly INTERACT with comments and other vids
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@holy_schnitt
I hate horror movies but Midsommar was ENTHRALLING. However, the only time I feel anything now is when I bleed so maybe there's a correlation
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@xxxmg4
@silvergelpen
I love when people who've never experienced anything hard think they have some shit to say
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@JamesBr91335083
@Cute_Honeydew11
@JennaLynnMeowri
1. If she donates to anti-trans campaigns it actually super matters what she thinks
2. You think this person ISN'T boycotting the parks too??? Why??
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@TroysEgo
@SaintJoules
@ElvisTheAlienTV
Look, none of us actually "care" if you check the time but that doesn't make it any less rude if others can see it. Lets say 20 people can see your screen light. You decided that those 20 people all have their attention shifted just so you can "check the time"?? Where tf you goin
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@zukosmadre
I always hated when people said stuff like that. Ik it could be true but we literally had instances of "I've been waiting almost 40min" and we had ticket times showing it had been 18 or whatever
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@swifferupdates
@taylorswift13
If I'm at a wedding and someone gives a 15 minute speech I'm killing myself at minute 7
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@WheresTheChris
@ShadowNPC_
@ScratchAE__
Yall are so funny. Peter can't even avoid Green Goblin punches
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@SheRatesDogs
As a male, I'm glad I follow you. It reminds me that even if I am trash at times (I try not to be), I will never be garbage.
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