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so we beat on. boats against the current . borne back ceaselessly into the past .
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Didn't put on a bra before leaving the house and just felt the eyes of every man 12-42 as I breasted boobily into this McDonald's.
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I'm gonna hold your hand when I tell you this.
People keep saying this but literally nobody used this feature when it was around.
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Knew this was AI but i can't believe I didn't notice the sleeves with no shirt.
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God how many kids are out there right now whose first hit of weed was from an oil pen/cartridge.
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"trauma dumping" should not mean "mentioning something bad that has happened to you".
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The way OCD gets mischaracterized as being about numbers and tidiness and not about death fucked with me for years.
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Genuinely cannot understand why anyone celebrity or otherwise not working in an official capacity as an astronaut would want to go to "space" after William Shatner spoke on his experience
Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez, Aisha Bowe, Amanda Nguyen & Kerianne Flynn stun ahead of space voyage this Monday.
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Saw Oppenheimer last night in one of the worst behaved crowds I've ever been in, multiple camera flashes throughout, people in front of us scrolling TikTok half way thru the film . If you don't have the attention span for a 3 hour movie don't leave the house to attend one.
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holy shit did I not know this
Walton Goggins' interview with The Times of London was shut down due to questions about "White Lotus" co-star Aimee Lou Wood. “There is no conversation to be had about that," Goggins said. "Sharing politics on social media — it’s in a vacuum.”.
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God they look like shit.
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This reminds me of when I got in an argument with a man about why there weren't more pink/purple cars despite the fact many would drive them given the option, I was like it's gotta be sexism but he insisted it must be due to the qualities of the paint itself.
So much pink paint was used for the ‘BARBIE’ movie that it caused an international shortage. (Source:
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Can't get over the fact this decision absolutely directly saved someone's life, not all aspects of a prosocial society have been hollowed out for profit.
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Sabrina Carpenter should do this next. really give em something to complain about.
that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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Sorry but fuck no the fact that the last episode ended with her being worn down on not having kids still bothers me.
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He was criticized, arrested, and imprisoned for brutality *in his own lifetime*.
Christopher Columbus did nothing wrong.
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Not Doing Well is so embarrassing bc people are like . " it seems like you're not doing well" and it's like 🥹 yeah sorry 🥹 working on it.
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That is an adolescent black bear. You can just get up and leave.
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This is why Last Man on Earth is the best post apocalyptic piece of media in my opinion cause this is fully addressed. How about all those unsupervised nuclear reactors as well.
Something that broke post-apocalyptic stories for me was learning that gas would basically be unusable after a year.
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This is sitting on Ms Huangs desk.
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Very precious that like 2/3 of the cast on it's always sunny is married to one another.
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Circles were HEAVILY used especially if you had 20k+ followers? I miss talking to mutuals everyone had to return to various alts.
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You spend 1/3 of waking hours at work and there's a huge & growing loneliness crisis. like idk I think it depends!.
Coworkers are NOT your friends! Do your 8 and hit the gate!.
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Long time viewers may recognize this one
quote this with a conversation with your parent.
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I don't think I've ever seen something that made me feel so uncomfortable on an animal level like. This is how the machine sees us human beings all slightly interchangeable indistinguishable froglets it is so disturbing.
Another gpt-image feedback loop: "Generate the same photo 5 seconds into the future.". Starting with distracted boyfriend meme.
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@Lefty_Jew the only way you can get a decent answer out of google anymore is by adding "reddit" to the end of your search query.
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The kid was the funniest one to notice bc I had forgotten til then.
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This kinda breaks down some of the different ways it can manifest, #4 and 5 were something I experienced so much since childhood it was hard to notice anything was "wrong"
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yeah this makes sense coming from the company that put out thirteen reasons why, which was directly associated with a 28% rise in teen suicides the month following its premiere.
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos is doubling down on his defense of Dave Chappelle following the mounting controversy around his latest comedy special: “We have a strong belief that content on screen doesn’t directly translate to real-world harm.”
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impossible to overstate how truly everything looked like this in the late 90s.
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Sorry but if people were hypothesizing about lorde being on T then she's on spiro that's actually fucking hilarious.
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@jef_fh Cannot imagine letting a meme talk me into thinking that would be a good double feature.
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It took so long to unbecome this awkward it's hard to think ppl are out here doing it on purpose.
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Making it not cost effective enough . did finally get through once I pointed out I didn't think someone *literally* rejected the idea bc sexism but more the idea that most wouldn't want a pink or purple car bc its effeminate, tho not before arguing particulars of paint physics.
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She's truly so dumb. Brain full of rocks. Visions was good but that meth bender really did a number.
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The fever pitch of all the "men are terrible" discourse leaves ppl (and like lesbians especially) completely unprepared for the reality of abusive women.
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Deleted my earlier post bc I don't want to go into too many details here but I got fired today and it sucks. Never trust HR and document everything 🙂.
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I'd post the picture if it were one but the whole camera roll is a liability
Almost accidentally posted ass pics instead of some corroborating screenshots to a reply thread.
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On the most fundamental level possible we yearn to connect.
Isolated groups of neurons trying to connect to each other through micro-tunnels, captured in time-lapse with a microscope. 📽: Dr. Renaud Renault .
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@MarvinDeux I genuinely had to stay my hand from being like "It's too late, this is Satan, I've taken control of her body and soul, she's committing heinous acts of heresy as we speak" lol.
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@oncloud_e There is so much about this show that has blissfully slipped from my mind. Apologies for stirring the pot for us all.
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Can't wait until we as a culture are over drawing these little lipliner mustaches.
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Guy who read all the Narnia books without realizing the allegory about Christianity.
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Genuinely finished that episode and was like damn this shit sucked huh.
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@francisxwolf This shit is so scary and I genuinely envy people who don't have to deal with this in their families lol.
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A lot of ppl interpreting this differently but I always found it touching across gender lines too as he's telling this to a recovering Peggy. Of course you'll remember it but you don't have to live with the paths life assigns you.
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It goes to show that you cannot live your life without the awareness that the wrong partnerships can fuck you up forever, drag you farther from the light.
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wait is calling this "canoeing" really a Florida thing. that's crazy.
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He is so real for this one.
Anthony Mackie on getting to star in his own Captain America film:. “The best part is I now get free fishing charters, you know in Louisiana fishing charters is a big deal, it can run you about $800, now I go down to the booth and they’re like ‘hey man, I wanna take Captain
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Grateful that as I've aged weed still doesn't make me paranoid, instead of sitting around going over everything I've ever said weird to my coworkers (sober) I'm cleaning the trash cans wondering how the hell we even made stainless steel. Like that's incredible.
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Holy shit.
Trump riled up his MAGA cult against California fire captain calling her "DEI hire" — now she's been viciously murdered in her own home. Fire Captain Rebecca Marodi was found with multiple stab wounds that police say indicates a desperate fight for survival. She served 30 years
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@firagawalkwthme I mean to be fair if no one you follow uses it you simply wouldn't know! That being said.
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It's like one day a switch was flipped and "hunger games content" has infiltrated the timeline.
The scene in The Hunger Games where Peeta says Katniss is pregnant and the audience is outraged and demands the Games be stopped is such a perfect encapsulation of the so-called 'pro-life' movement, coz they were all perfectly fine with kids dying until a foetus was involved.
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Thought ppl were exaggerating about her voice but she literally sounds like she's getting nuthin' for Christmas.
And then the Hawk Tuah girl decided to end the space because she was tired. Let me say that again. She rugged a coin and then shamelessly went to bed like nothing even happened. You have to listen to this:
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@punished_stu Genuinely why I've gotten more interested in them lately. Good way to make neutral conversation with men too!.
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Learned my aunt passed away last night. Woke up to a missed call from her phone and left her a voicemail before I found out. incredibly disorienting and devastating news but I am so grateful to have known her in this lifetime.
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Also? Female-attracted women do this constantly y'all are just weak.
Female friends are awesome and you should be mature enough to handle a little attraction while strictly remaining friends
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@DeWittBFartin "prima Donna" and "ma Donna" are both Italian anyway you were going off context clues! And still not entirely wrong.
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Being with people who've clearly never had like a chill sexual encounter where you can let your guard down and laugh when its awkward or whatever is such a weird thing and would always make me kinda sad.
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