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@TweetPotato314
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therapist: describe this picture me: that’s my father yelling at me therapist: and this one me: you having sex with my wife therapist: and this one me: aren’t these normally ink blots
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I know another Carpenter who was betrayed by those closest to him
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good luck toronto these guys can score a run every five innings or so
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i’m so glad it’s over
i hope this game never ends
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Which Mariners position player can learn a slider the fastest
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gonna have to start getting people from the stands to pitch like the emergency goalie thing in hockey
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@TweetPotato314 [exhausted guy in the back for whom the same rodeo has been repeating over and over again for thousands of years]
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Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie
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Fox News did to grown ass adults what they said video games would do to kids
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i thought he wasn’t clutch i must not understand what happened here
Some Statcast on Aaron Judge's HR: It was off a 99.7 mph pitch that was 1.2 feet inside (vs. the center of the zone). It’s the first time in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008), regular season or postseason combined, that a hitter has homered off a 99-plus mph pitch that also was
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dreamt that They Might be Giants held a press conference to announce that they weren't
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i hit my head on the sink this morning but i’m still pretty sure this is right
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can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target
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youre only seeing the times it has thousands of likes
This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.
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