nelly!
@nellychillin
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Gonna make this a thread of all my vinyl purchases for the year!
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Me voting in twitter polls I know nothing about to mess with the results
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Chick Fil A nuggets are a rip off. Them tiny ass nuggets for like $8? Lemme go get my 20 piece of fried possum at McDonald’s.
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20,000 nights with Rihanna is overkill but I’m ready
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This is gorgeous.
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Me on FaceTime ignoring everything the person is saying and looking at myself
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Accidentally poured McDonald’s sprite on my tomato seeds instead of water and now i have a plant walking around my house asking for percs.
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Guess what my grown ass is gonna be doing January 2nd at 9:15
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These niggas supposed to be there?.
Lions enjoying the sea.
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He’s on private so I can’t retweet but omg I can’t stop laughing
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Vagina sounds too formal. Pussy is too nasty and aggressive. Coochie is the perfect balance of both.
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Once u get past 25, eating butt and being a feet lover is some regular shit. Grow up lil nigga.
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Yo i just found out that "MUA" women have in their bios stood for "makeup artist". This whole time I thought they were blowing me a kiss.
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There’s been some bad energy from the rap game today so let me put the only wholesome rapper onto the TL
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Brah before opening this pic I thought this was a dude bending down to show off them waves
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Me: man why tf they got Lady Gaga performing this bullshit. Also me: P-p-p-poker face p-p-p-poker face
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Being a deadbeat dad is such a crazy thing to me. That guilt don’t weigh on your mind? You don’t feel like a BITCH??.
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If you don’t got at least 1 random ass celebrity beef story then you ain’t been interneting correctly.
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Codename Kids Next Door was so fire mane they had an Asian girl, a Black girl, an Australian, a fat boy and a nigga wit cancer. What more could u ask for?.
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As soon as I heard that b in billion
Saudi Arabian club Al-Hilal made one final offer to Lionel Messi, per @HelenaCondis:. 3 years, $1.6 billion. Messi chose Miami.
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Y’all be making up white people everyday brah who is this.
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Ne-Yo the kinda bald that piss me off. Not even the cool kinda bald, he’s just a malicious, villainous kinda bald.
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There’s not a single young actor that can embody his aura in this movie 😭.
Lionsgate is looking to do a modern remake of ‘AMERICAN PSYCHO’. (Source:
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The nigga that time traveled for deceased vagina.
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The most hilarious thing about the OG Odd Future days was they kept screaming “FREE EARL” like this nigga was in the pen when in reality nigga was at school.
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Crazy when it dropped everyone was saying how trash it was. This shit is god level compared to this year
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As a man you gotta find that plain black or brown leather wallet and commit to it for the rest of your natural born life.
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Sometimes u hear an OutKast song that makes u wonder why anybody else even tries.
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A Caucasian golfer one day in the 1960s:
Sweet tea > lemonade.
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Seeing pregnant women working is so stupid brah like what is she doing here.
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Joe Johnson playing basketball, Chief Keef at the top of charts, Derrick Rose hurt, ppl are scared the world is ending………. nigga we are in 2012.
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Your blood is illegal in 40 countries and 3 planets.
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Delivery matters so much in music. That YNW Melly bar been stuck in my head just off the strength of how evil it sound 😭.
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Remember fellas. The only thing that makes you gay. is actually being gay. Don’t let these hypermasculine dudes make you feel bad about yourself for liking certain things.
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Girl on twitter: i treat my man so great lol he can never get sick of my ass 🤪. Her man:
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Who’s your favorite Spider-Man?.
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U not severely depressed brudda you just need to hang around wit a real thick shawty with a good heart.
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Deleting my horny gene and replacing it with 10 more get money genes.
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Kendrick really an Arkham Asylum patient that can rap his ass OFF.
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This who runs this account
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In 2005 I found $5 on the floor at Family Dollar and instead of spending it on some junk food, I saved it, and stole a bunch of goodies from there. Moral of the story? Corporate America doesn’t care about you, so steal steal steal while you’re still young.
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People been telling me I look like Ryan Gosling 🤔 what y’all think
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My grandad is a lifelong Yankees fan and I got him his first jersey for Christmas 🥹
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Uzi carries Carti all the time. Gunna and Baby are a great balance.
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LMFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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That group Lil Yachty got? Nothing about them is inspiring or authentic, brah. They look like they are trying very very hard to be cool but it’s just not sticking.
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This that shit the light skin alien from Lilo and Stitch was eating.
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Rihanna and Robert Shmurda circa 2014. RT for blessings and lots of ahh ahh ahhs
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Your memory cardless PS2 watching you get up for school in the morning without turning it off for the 3rd day in a row
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Need to bring back WCW and MCM, brah we used to be real lovers.
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I’m watching Dora and I see this beautiful sight. A single father raising his son. By himself. No help. While Dora is still on his nuts every day
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Who tf sold Mac Miller fentanyl I just wanna talk real quick man
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Me at 13 listening to Tyler The Creator for the first time rapping about killing ppl heinously but enjoying it
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The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn't show
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Tyler The Creator secretly eating them unfrosted pop tarts with Frank Ocean this whole time is still crazy.
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Dollar Tree is the only real nigga left in this world. Family Dollar? Dollar General? Both of em frauds. You go in Dollar Tree and everything really a dollar.
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That era when Takeoff and Quavo were holding down the fort while Offset was locked up… you had to be there.
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Whitney’s Miltank after it used Rollout on my Pokémon one too many times
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Ready to watch this lil bitch get sonned by his 7 year old sister for like the 7th year in a row
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@imnotpopbase I wanna give my sincerest congratulations to this nigga. I hope this nigga continues to strive for greatness. Does this satisfy u?.
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