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Big beats are the best get high all the time. Writer @1900hotdog. Buy Fledgling Manor today on Steam @insecretplaces_

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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
5 months
hello i wrote a novella called VAMPIROCENE about longtermist monsters, doing too many drugs, and socialism. you can get it now (link in next post)
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
5 months
you can get my novella VAMPIROCENE on itch. ok bye again https://t.co/uHUG4AAuIj
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
5 months
hello i wrote a novella called VAMPIROCENE about longtermist monsters, doing too many drugs, and socialism. you can get it now (link in next post)
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
5 months
you can get my novella VAMPIROCENE on itch. ok bye again https://t.co/uHUG4AAuIj
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
5 months
ok bye again im on insta and bsky mostly these days
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
5 months
Try your best to beat Zohran Mamdani in Cuomo and the Quest for Gracie Mansion
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Can you beat Zohran Mamdani? Play in your browser
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
5 months
You are Andrew Cuomo. Can you win the NYC mayoral election? A new short web game Link in next tweet
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
10 months
i am not really here anymore. i'm mostly on bsky and writing at 1-900 Hot Dog where i wrote about Big Lenny recently. i hope youre all doing well
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@1900hotdog
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We're talkin The Boz today on 1900hotdog. @merrittk brings us vital information on Brian Bosworth and his television show Lawless. You'll never think of Brian Bosworth the same again, or you'll think of him today for the first time ever! https://t.co/XP5rNKIBL1
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
1 year
you should check out our game https://t.co/6i5KYQFKP6
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
1 year
Fledgling Manor takes place in the near future in which the Beast Games have evolved into Mr. Beast hunting randomly-selected citizens of the United States for sport
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@1900hotdog
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@merrittk has brought us a Berkshire Hathaway funded children's show called Secret Millionaire's Club. It's got cartoon Warren Buffett spinning a basketball, so of course, we made it FREE. https://t.co/oDMwQMgwH5
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
1 year
it's going to be a banner year for schizophrenia
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
1 year
"a multi year study revealed that honey is a scam" fucking obviously? of all the things that are scams, which is everything now, you didn't realize "free money" was a scam?
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
3 years
They made a Ghost Dog RPG. There was a licensed tabletop roleplaying game based on the Jim Jarmusch film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
1 year
Fledgling Manor, the game my friends and i have been working on for the past six months, is out now! check it out on Steam if you're into vampires, reality shows, and/or visual novels πŸ¦‡πŸ©ΈπŸ§› https://t.co/6i5KYQFcZy
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
1 year
hey my studio released a game! you can get it on steam right now. it's called Fledgling Manor and it is doing pretty well and already has a lot of great reviews including from players in China which is incredible. about 1.5-2 hour playthrough, link in next post
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@merrittk
merritt k (not really here anymore)
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it's so funny how they're throwing literally everything they've got at him. the entire professional class across the "political spectrum" coming out in defense of power
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