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Palestinians have resolve and grace the likes of which you and I have never had to tap into. don’t just stew in despair, because they haven’t done that in these 75 years. if you have money you can stand to part with, you can help people in Palestine right now
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America and Europe fucked up so so so fucking bad and I’ll always be shocked that people aren’t angrier about this
This is Ultra Festival in Taiwan right now. Taiwan has had over 200 days without a domestic COVID-19 infection.
Must be nice when your country and people actually care about stopping COVID-19.
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they did everything they could to make this boy’s life hell when he was still there. he was still a regular kid. he joked with his friends, played video games, and wanted to entertain people one day. that’s what pissed his captors off the most
This Palestinian 12 year-old child from Gaza, had a crested a gaming YouTube channel. His goal was to reach 100k subscribers.
Awni eldous was killed in an israeli strike on Gaza.
Zionist criminals killed a child THAT ALL HE WANTED WAS 100k YOUTUBE SUBS
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fuck them take your time big guy
GO AROUND: Traffic slowed to a crawl in Yellowstone National Park as motorists had to deal with a particularly pokey buffalo strolling down the road.
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Elon Musk made a bad $44 billion investment after a lifetime of free rides and it made him so angry he’s spent the last year going “let’s kill trans 😭😭😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡!!” Zuckerberg meanwhile vaporized trillions and all his posts are still like “TV is awesome to watch :)”
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I wish I could just take fall damage in order to get places faster. like just jump off a balcony onto the street and lose 20 percent of my health, but I get it back after I have dinner
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I think porn addiction is one of those things like ghost encounters and missing flights. it can only happen to you if you’re deeply stupid. it’s something a lower primate would have happen to them. Waaah! I can’t go to work, I love tugging on my shit too much!!!
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I hate to backseat quarterback, but I think this campaign may have been more successful if you did it before the Israeli government told the hostage’s families to fuck off, killed a few dozen hostages with air strikes, then hired actors to pretend to be their approving families
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anyone who’s impressed by this barks at their own reflection
AI is making the famous words of historical philosophers come alive with wisdom…
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this guy is such a fucking insufferable hypocrite. hey guys, taking a break from my character “The Muslim Who Rapes His Sister” to tell you that hate, like not believing IDF press releases, is not ok
‘Shame on you”: Sacha Baron Cohen accuses TikTok of ‘creating the biggest antisemitic movement since the Nazis’
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the SUV gets fucking ROCKED. I don’t condone doing this but you have to admit the Civic beasted here. “I need my SUV because it’s safer” people just got owned by a Civic driver with the soul of a fighter pilot
When the Chick-Fil-A drive thru took forever and now you're late for teaching the vehicular cycling webinar.
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50,000 retweets and our professor will let us get our medical degrees without taking our finals! I want to be a pediatric heart surgeon, let's goooooooo
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there’s a very simple explanation for dragons existing in the mythology of every culture. they’re real
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you notice that people stopped trotting out the charred corpse pictures once the first survivor revealed that the IDF fired on everyone in a panicked mania
‼️ 🚨 Israel admits its helicopters fired BLINDLY at everyone in the Supernova music festival, and only started to discern targets later
⚡️ Not only did Israel lie about the number of Hamas victims, but it also caused most of them
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it used to be a pretty lonely feeling to care about this in America. it’s not like that anymore. I can’t overstate how unbelievable this would have been not all that long ago. things are very different now
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I have enormous love and respect for the Elden Ring lore youtuber who audibly takes gigantic bong rips and loses his train of thought multiple times in a 40 minute video
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being silly is as important as being strong
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there isn’t yet a name for this type of thing but it’s so distinct. it’s a genre of post that’s almost identical in style and content to justgirlythings on Tumblr in 2011 but for men ages 34-60
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I want a cute date where me and a bad female share 128 oz of full strength soda
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why are we paying for this bullshit
A TikTok video shows U.S. soldiers deployed to Syria asking locals if they've recently seen their favorite porn star around 😬
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every few years when Israel maims Gaza to “dismantle Hamas,” the rest of the world is rightfully outraged. but I wish people paid the same attention to the West Bank. even Israelis know their conduct there is indefensible to western audiences, so they just don’t talk about it
Today I learned that Palestinians living in Hebron had to build fences above their streets because Israelis throw their garbage at them
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awesome! why doesn’t your wife let you go on business trips anymore?
New video drops in an hour.
Worked really hard on this one.
You won’t want to miss it…
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Frog-mouth is so good if you’re an evil knight. I also think the kettle hat is the best “killed instantly” headwear ever made. every medieval and fantasy thing I’ve ever seen, the kettle hat guy is always the first to get absolutely fucked on
Screw your sign, which medieval helmet would fit you the most?
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if I didn’t know this was political in nature I’d just assume this was a sex thing
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people need to stop acting like old people are already dead. maybe they don’t all want this but in general I think we should be trying to do more fun stuff for them. they’re not kids
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every “vaccine cards are like living under the Gestapo” guy is now demanding reeducation camps for children who aren’t adequately respectful of Israel
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voters: we want more transparency from the government
Joe Biden: ok, Francois Mitterrand is secretly still alive and is the clandestine monarch of Germany
voters: no not like that!!
WATCH: Joe Biden says he recently met with “Mitterand from Germany.”
Mitterand was the FRENCH President between 1981 and 1995.
He also died in 1996.
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laughing imaging 2 aides sprinting into the Oval Office and handing this to Biden
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if you’re like 12 and successfully rob a bank, they should let you keep some of it. we should treat this like when middle schoolers build a nuclear reactor or solve a weird calculus problem. they should be given internships with whoever the best bank robber alive is
Recognize these "little rascals"? Believe it or not they just robbed the Wells Fargo at 10261 North Freeway. If you know who and where they are contact police immediately or
@crimestophou
at 713-222-TIPS.
#HouNews
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when I turned on my PC today, Microsoft Edge automatically opened with the last two tabs I had open on Chrome. I don’t even like Chrome that much but now I’m going to use it for like 20 more years. it felt illegal for them to do that
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my son didn’t speak until he was 5 years old, but then one night he woke me up and he asked me this question verbatim
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we are covering up body cameras in honor of our brothers and sisters in blue who have body image issues
New Yorkers may begin to see our officers with black mourning bands across their shields—and across their hearts. We wear these in quiet commemoration of our 27 brothers and sisters we’ve lost to
#COVID
.
Another way we honor our vow to
#NeverForget
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what?
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swag men create dope times. dope times create dripless men. dripless men create fucked times. fucked times create swag men
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I love having sex or playing basketball with you my great friend
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this is one of the only cool things I’ve seen a mega rich guy have
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this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. in real time you can see the cop wonder why his life has taken him here, to be one of the assigned officers at the weird Jewish tunnel that nobody will explain
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making MTG go to the Holocaust museum is pretty funny. I went there with my brother when we were kids and we were like “well this sucks we already knew this stuff” and then we heard this woman say “oh my god…they couldn’t wear makeup” and then realized that’s who it’s for
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HAMAS GUY 1: my slaves heard a really loud blast
HAMAS GUY 2: Allah praise evil
HAMAS GUY 1: Bishmallah. let’s exaggerate the death toll to endanger the one place on earth Jews are safe
HAMAS GUY 2: Rawr XD
Attached is a recording of a conversation between Hamas operatives regarding the Islamic Jihad failed rocket launch on the hospital on October 17, 2023:
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getting a degree in interdisciplinary studies is like saying you majored in getting homework done. it was created specifically for stupid people
travis kelce holds a degree interdisciplinary studies, is a philanthropist & is successful is MULTIPLE different aspects of his life
the “dumb” narrative was funny at first but i fear we’ve lost the plot now
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I love the kind of Chinese food they have in the UK. when the first Chinese people got to that country, they instantly realized they could only serve Britons dishes like Fried Mound and Broiled Wet
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whenever the Pentagon claims it found an alien ship, it means that they fucked something up really bad elsewhere. like all tap water is going to have chunks in it now
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they really rushed to kill as many journalists as possible right before the ceasefire
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this is an insane way to eat a grape. I love red pandas like anyone else, but you really see why they never invented language or vehicles or anything
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genuinely one of the first ambitious and exciting ideas I’ve seen in American municipal politics in years. possibly the first encouraging thing ever seen in Cook County municipal politics?
Chicago mayor proposes city-owned grocery stores as Walmart, Whole Foods exits leave ‘food deserts’
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that video of the FBI agent doing a backflip in a crowded bar and then having his gun go off is the funniest thing that’s ever been captured on camera and I don’t know why it isn’t more popular
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I’m astounded by people who just accept settlers being classified as regular civilians and not dedicated racial shock troops
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death isn’t normal, part of life, or natural and we need to stigmatize people who die
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one of the last things John McCain will have done before he dies is give a guy he fucking hates his only victory because it's better than his kids paying a slightly higher estate tax when his heart gives out. high five my man
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laughing imaging a gritty Wonka movie just called "Willy" and the trailer is Ryan Gosling solemnly sucking a lollipop in an empty factory while "Hurt" plays. this would easily make $1.2 billion worldwide btw
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this was my first day making Y Axises for graphs. let me know how I did!
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the male equivalent of planning what your wedding will be like one day is imagining a mass shooting or terrorist attack that you single handedly stop
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I’m mostly sick of seeing Jordan Peterson stuff but the post everyone is talking about today is funny because it seems like he tried jacking off to the cover photo and failed and tried to make it a political issue
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I think I did a good job editing this movie considering I was playing Counter Strike on my primary monitor the entire time
First clip from ‘MADAME WEB.’
Releasing in theaters this Wednesday.
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remembering the greatest campaign ad of all time
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this is what Israel has instead of culture
A substantial crowd of extremist Israelis are heading to the Nitzana Border Crossing with Egypt to prevent aid trucks from entering Gaza. I don't know the extent of evil and sickness in a person who tries to starve another human being and finds joy in watching them die.
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my favorite thing they did with Game of Thrones’ latter seasons was taking a character from the books who is essentially a living god of evil and one of the most terrifying characters in the book and made him a mean version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys who dies on a beach
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a potential Biden/Trump debate would be the best cultural product of the last 15 years. it would be the only art anyone actually remembers. Trump talking about hot guys he’s met. Biden saying he was the first black senator. stretches that are just transcribed as “unintelligible”
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I think there should be a policy that isn’t assisted suicide but like, you can pay to go to the hospital and get hooked up to IVs and be given morphine and jello. like just if you’ve had a hard couple weeks or it’s your birthday. obviously there’d be limits but maybe consider it
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this legitimately made my day. please watch it
Incredible scenes in Govan as punters come out of the pub to support the
#FreePalestine
protest
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man, show some fucking self respect. please. if not for your voters, at least for your kids. this is some of the most shameful groveling for the lobby I’ve ever seen
Source passes along this photo of Sen. John Fetterman at the March for Israel with an Israeli flag draped around him:
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I think there should be a show where this guy gets hit by different cars
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I’ve lost count of how many instances I’ve seen of IDF guys stealing underwear. the Nazis had a specific unit for pedophiles and rapists, but I guess it’s an army-wide specialty for Israel
Baby killers and sexual predators - Everyone, meet the proud soldiers of the genocidal
@IDF
🇮🇱!
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first open Kingdom Hearts fan elected to congress
Haven't played video games in years but I'll always remember how awesome Kingdom Hearts is
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I would NEVER enter a country, illegal style. anyway when I was in Iraq,
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I’d be so fucking pissed if I were him. he had the absolute best type of face to have in 2004-2009 America. he could have been one of Paul Walker’s body doubles, or played a bully in a Twix commercial. but he lost it all for a war that doesn’t even have a signature movie
Kyle Carpenter before and after being wounded while deployed in Afghanistan
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how many times do we have to see this country lie in these incredibly blatant and clumsy ways before you stop taking them at their word?
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forget giving them $14 billion. we should be putting this fucking basket case into a conservatorship. what are we fucking doing here? this is Italy plus 90s Russia plus the Third Reich in death spiral but with nuclear arms. they are an actual, real threat to the entire world
BREAKING: Israeli Minister of Heritage Amihai Eliyahu says that dropping an atomic weapon on Gaza is 'one of the possible options'
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on a basic level, you are being asked to think that Amy Schumer’s life has been less fair and more difficult than someone who has spent their entire life in Gaza and lived through 2008-9, 2013-14, 2021, and this
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man what the fuck
And THAT ladies and gentlemen is how you do a burger! 🍔 😋
[At GDB Burger, Tel Aviv]
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this country is not real in the least, man. they have the exact same sponsors as a middle tier gaming youtuber
Thank you to all of the incredible Israeli companies, volunteers and individuals who are coming together to help as many people during this horrific time.
@betterhelp
, a company which offers therapy is providing 6 months of free therapy to those affected by the war in Israel.…
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20 year old commander? what the fuck are you guys even doing? we’re giving you $14 BILLION and you’re developing a real life Admiral Baby
Zehava, whose daughter Adar Ben Simon was killed in the battle against Hamas terrorists, writes:
"My 20-year-old daughter Adar, an officer, commander and combat soldier in the Search and Rescue Brigade, heard on October 7 that terrorists had infiltrated her military base. With…
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is he saying he hit
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Oppenheimer is 3 hours long and there isn’t even a rap song at the end credits that summarizes the events of the movie
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when my plane was boarding, the tunnel thing shifted a little and this goofy goateed guy in his mid 50s who was with his wife and daughter went “I didn’t pay for this ride!” and everyone laughed. it was one of the year’s best comedic performances. I was so in awe
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this woman shouldn’t be allowed to go anywhere in public for the rest of her life
pentagon spokeswoman sabrina singh: “hamas is the one putting palestinians, those in gaza, at great risk. they are putting command and control units inside hospitals.”
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journalists were tried at Nuremberg at rightly so
Anderson Cooper corrected himself “it seems to be a huge loss of civilian li…uhh a huge loss of life”
The dehumanization is real.
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whatever man I don’t care. die or put it in their food. we can’t keep doing this
NEW POLL: One in three Americans say they won't get coronavirus vaccine
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don’t think the question is “did Uvalde PD shoot children in a panic?” I think it’s “how many?”
Texas police are refusing to release the bodycam footage of the Uvlade school shooting to Motherboard because they claim it could be used by other shooters to determine "weaknesses" in cop response to crimes. Asked state Attorney General to block release
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I hope everyone who played along with the condemnation game in hopes of finding the right set of words that no one could object to sees this. this is a fucking candlelight vigil. they’re not mad at word choices. they’re mad at Palestinians being seen as fully human
brandeis sjp just had their charter revoked because they planned to hold a vigil for the dead in palestine. and obscene and indefensible choice by the administration, which claims mourning is a “genuine threat”
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your job is playing Modern Warfare. they kill dogs that are contributing more to society at large than you do every day
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I know very few people who could live like this for a lifetime and not end up at least enjoying it whenever someone kills the people who are abducting everyone’s kids
Imagine just how helpless and humiliated you'd feel to be a Palestinian father watching armed enemy Israeli soldiers abduct your children and take them off to god knows where to be beaten, tortured, sexually assaulted and detained for months or years?
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this isn’t a question of “should we be aiding this.” ultimately, we should execute every minister Israel has and most of their officers
Footage taken from the Baptist Hospital in Gaza just 20 hours before Israel bombed it.
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it’s very charming that Biden’s dogs are so filthy and poorly behaved. that’s the American way of life, having 2 180 lbs dogs who freak the fuck out all the time. when people get nervous you’re just like “haha they’re fine they love people”
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glad he’s speaking out after the loss of a friend due to suicide
Former President
@BillClinton
shares a powerful message about mental health: "No one should face these struggles alone or be ashamed to ask for help."
#StopTheStigma
#MentalHealth
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I love her, she’s one of the least charismatic public figures to ever live. I can’t think of anyone less suited to be an influencer. I think if you randomly selected one of the elderly mass murderers from The Act of Killing, they’d probably do a better job
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my CSGO friends showed me this streamer whose entire thing is going to Lowe’s and smoking weed out of a pen until he gets kicked out…I’ve never wanted anyone to become legitimately famous more
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are you going to take this down now that the NYPD has confirmed you’re completely and totally lying? why couldn’t you have tried to crash through the same window Ashli Babbitt did when you were both at January 6, lady?
Meet the student who orchestrated the mob attack against Jews yesterday at Cooper Union College - Mathieu Magloire.
For 40 minutes, Jewish students were barricaded inside the school’s library while their peers were trying to break the doors down.
Police finally evacuated the…
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the fact that they’ve only just barely held it together for a single photo op this entire time should really clue people into what their actual objective is here
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Jack Dorsey was the best CEO twitter ever had or will have. for years, he was pestered daily to add a button that would allow op ed writers to see where trolls lived and he’d just go “I am currently at a commune where we’re eating smegma :)” he didn’t fold. Elon isn’t like that
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wow, Hamas sold their friend’s nose and mouth so they could buy a private jet. appalling. he appears to be coping with the situation by turning into a duckbill of some type. I hope he’s alright
Dear Palestinians,
While the leaders of Hamas are living luxurious lives enjoying good lives, they ask you to sacrifice yourselves and your children.
Hamas doesn't care for the Palestinians. Hamas is the enemy of the Palestinian people.
الى الفلسطينيين،
في الوقت الذي به قادة…
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like if you are rocking with the pig. retweet if you love the pig. comments if you think the pig is right
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listening to AC/DC and laughing cause all the songs are like “YEEEEEOW I’m the man who roooocks.” this shit sucks ahahha
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