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they did it for him 🫶.
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the hottest thing a man can do is have a constant stream of random information and facts to share with you on any incidental subject.
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some of you live such sad lives.
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people need to be much more embarrassed/ ashamed of having participated in birthright. why do you still have those pictures up on instagram in 2025.
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everyone in the replies saying his wife is indian so i googled it and its dinesh d’souza’s daughter. lol.
Multiculturalism will tear our country apart.
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what a privilege it is to have a little less room in bed because a little creature thinks it’s the safest place to spend the night
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i’ve left recent movies like barbie, saltburn, glass onion, menu, don’t look up etc thinking ‘wow do these directors think we’re idiots??’ and then i see the general public’s discourse around it and i’m like, oh maybe i’m underestimating how stupid people are.
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republicans are doing $880 billion in Medicaid cuts and this is what our ‘opposition party’ is focused on lol.
Gov. Hochul orders CUNY remove Hunter College ‘Palestinian Studies’ job posting, calls for probe into ‘antisemitic theories’
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bouncing on it in a way that shows reverence for the lives lost on 9/11.
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Yeah rt if you’re from Texas and you still wanna see better gun laws
If you think it’s wise to lecture Texans on gun laws, I’m guessing you haven’t spent much time in Texas.
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worlds series x no country for old men at the dive bar…. never kill yourself
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i’m confused. you’re mad he was kind and polite about your home the first time he came over? lol.
had a straight dude come to my place and he was SO impressed by the simplest things. art on the wall, rugs, a $40 knife block set. dudes are so fucking lame and pathetic lol they fr need a mommy to take care of them their whole lives.
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ruined the vibe at dinner with the girls by reiterating that i’m not voting for kamala.
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zionists when it comes to combining white privilege with perpetual victimhood
@StopAntisemites The Weather Company and its consumer brand, The Weather Channel, are widely recognized for our integrity and the trust we have with the public. We deeply apologize to anyone we offended through the inadvertent selection of an image in our recent ad campaign. We certainly don’t.
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not over curb ending tonight,,, my entire family still says ‘thank you larry’ in this exact tone to each other all the time
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beautiful asian girl taking slutty macbook selfie SAVE ME…. .
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saying “this is my asian girlfriend” probably feels so good as a white guy.
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@JawnMonash most of my friends in college were jewish and none of them went? it’s not a travel destination it’s a genocidal occupation.
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not watching a single white woman’s instagram story for the next 24 hours i need peace.
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the wfm home friend that’s already rewatched dune part two by 10 am on a tuesday morning.
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Elon Musk should buy an MLB team just so he can sign Trevor Bauer and annoy all of Reddit.
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i genuinely do see being a yankees fan as a sign of low moral character.
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the Boston Celtics were the only team that didn't put out an ugly graphic supporting isr*el after oct 7th,, and for that they will be rewarded with a repeat championship in 2025.
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if boston had the ‘easiest run ever to a championship’ why did everyone pick them to lose?? someone explain this to me like i’m 5.
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“barry lyndon x 21 savage ‘a lot’ edit” just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time
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we’re so close to him doing it to himself. everyone keep being mean!!!.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
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Derrick White implies the existence of Derrick Black and Derrick Chinese.
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i went to one singular meeting for an indian club in undergrad at UT and never went back bc they had people come speak about how they sponsor trips to Israel to boost indian- israeli alliances lol.
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Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo (hamstring) is out tonight vs. Boston Celtics, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.
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Booktwt girlies I need your help !!! What’s the uh ✨spice✨level of this book?? And is it enemies to lovers or slow burn friendship?? 🥰
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all the replies saying it’s bc he used 2 exclamation marks. what’s going on out there how do y’all live like this.
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same guy as this btw.
America would be a better place if @IlhanMN were deported back to Somalia.
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strongly believe that young men wouldn’t skew so right wing if they all started listening to bill simmons.
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jayson tatum’s financial literacy program really works,, i just saved $276
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my friend went to school with Ant and said he was always walking around campus with his arms around two different girls at all times.
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normal people:
Picking Walz is a massive gift to the Republicans. He's a radical Leftist from a non-swing state with a long history of insane statements, who presided over the burning down of his state in 2020. Kamala picked him because he's not a Jew, and she's Too Online™.
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finding my husband in the live comments on Nick Mullen: The Year of the Dragon.
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when i got Biryani,, who is Felv+,, i was told he wouldn’t live past 1.5 years old. then two months ago he also got diagnosed with Lymphoma ,, despite it all today he turns FIVE 🫶 he is so loved by everyone who knows him he’s going to fight it all and live forever
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say what you will about tatum, but when i buy tickets this far out to watch him play in houston in january,, im never worried he’ll just chose not to play.
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fanatics.
What's the largest terrorist organization in the world?.
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i genuinely think anyone who dislikes tatum is extremely unserious and stupid.
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bill simmons on an instagram story just called blueberry bagels a ‘top 28 food items’.
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Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?.
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post break up glow up is so real… i have been hit on a confounding amount of times in the past two weeks.
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Salma Hayek is adorable, and tbh it’s really awesome to have an A list celebrity who does share your body type. she is also my style icon 🫶🏼
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non-american fans telling their shitty footballer players ‘get ready to learn english buddy’.
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snail mail and phoebe bridgers should’ve made diss tracks while they were beefing and out being fake bi or whatever.
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Bill Simmons I understood your coded message to me in your latest podcast and I am on my way to the airport.
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@dklmarxist the most bleak place on the internet is the fb group ‘wives of gamers support group’ it’s women complaining about their husbands who don’t have jobs, don’t help around the house, and don’t have sex with them,,, they just game all day lol. i’m obsessed with it.
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3 weeks unemployed all i do is swim and read mysteries and drink wine
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i didn’t even vote for joe biden in 2020 when he was functioning/ coherent lol, why would i now lol.
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save us president xi 🫡🇨🇳
‘it’s not communist to celebrate 4th of july’ …. have you considered that i took an edible and i’m laying out by a pool in a red bikini. and also i hate the british.
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some guy on here two months ago: you should kill that cat bc his quality of life just plummeted . biryani post surgery:
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are you stupid? you give Kamala every single 3rd party vote in every battleground states and she’s still behind in all of them.
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my four years old son biryani just looked at me and said “mommy why won’t kamala say she supports an arms embargo on israel” i called him an anti-black antisemite and dropped him off at the shelter.
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the male broadcast discourse is reminding me that there’s a celtics beat reporter on here yall are buddy with,, who blocked me when i asked him to leave me alone after i received multiple unsolicited dms and replies from him.
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