Jessica Evans 🇪🇦
@jnomilk
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A man once pointed out that I made a football comment that wasn't full of love & therefore can no longer have song lyrics that have the word 'love' here $jnomik
Mile High City
Joined May 2010
Still can't find a single person not paid to be around this guy that mourned his passing lol
Luigi Mangione’s ghoulish fans utterly disgust me, says colleague of his victim Brian Thompson https://t.co/617B1EZTXS
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President John F. Kennedy meeting with a Somali diplomat after the signing of the sovereignty transfer of the State of Minnesota to the Somali Republic. (Muhiim Accords, 1962).
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Losing 4 European countries to let one genocidal non-European nation compete is insane
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026. Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
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it’s so funny because she could have just quietly taken the L but now the entire country knows she has the reading comprehension of a third grader
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they literally gave him a fake prize and played his favorite songs and had dancers for him. it's like a bar mitzvah
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Worry not Americans, Somalis will save you from your pedophilic overlords and protect your helpless children
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal?”
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MAGA stood no chance against the Somali shitposters
A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota It belongs to us now 🇸🇴
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I’m down for whatever as long as it doesn’t increase shareholder value
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Reading & dissociation.
What’s y’all coping mechanism
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The onion just prints the news now
Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies. Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market. This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
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Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.
WATCH: protest underway at the University of Oklahoma rallying in support of the instructor who was put on leave after giving a student a zero on a psychology paper. @OKCFOX
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I need to go to sleep. I’m losing my mind with Somalia. 🇸🇴
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The 2nd amendment bros absolutely love a tyrannical government.
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Huge shoutout to Adam Mockler for saying what too many people are scared to say. When other countries treat your president like a child and it works, that is not politics, that is a national security threat. Every American should be paying attention.
Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child and other
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A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota It belongs to us now 🇸🇴
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How did Somalia develop such top tier trolling talent?
A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota It belongs to us now 🇸🇴
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
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imagine being completely drained by a busy schedule and to top it off you have some crybaby on your phone going “it takes two seconds to reply”
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