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@motherpilled
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Dating a twink gives you really intense body dysmorphia.
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Ok I got this for 15 dollars. What would you use it for?
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Posting pics of your baby on the same account you promote your sexual content should be illegal no matter what gender you are, disgusting.
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Instagram used to literally be like hello your boyfriend liked 69slutangelbaby photo and 20 others.
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I asked my husband if I should start setting money aside just in case he becomes abusive and he said no! So I’m all good.
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kissing my husband on the couch while the kids sleep and staring at him and listening to him talk and playing with his hands and admiring his neck veins and smelling him and simultaneously thinking about when people ask me why I want to be a mother and how to answer that question.
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HIM AND HIS SISTER WERE NURSED IN THE CHAIR AS BABIES BUT IT DIDNT MATCH HER THEME
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A husband who refers to you and your daughters as “my girls”.
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You can just tell he watches an obscene amount of porn.
sometimes i'll be fine and then i .remember this video and want to drive into oncoming traffic .
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Marriage is when two humans want to sanctify their hearts by constantly working toward being a more selfless and loving person while also experiencing the most exhilarating depths of intimacy known to man.
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You can tell how successful your marriage will be by how often he touches your feet.
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A husband has literally nothing to lose by pouring himself into his wife and lifting her up and building her confidence and being sweet to her. In doing so he is only improving his life and everyones life around him.
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My engagement ring was only 20K. I was just trying to get married. What’s up with these women needing expensive diamonds, if you love a man you’ll accept a mood ring!!.
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They don’t tell you this but weird girls can get married and be happy and have babies.
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A newborn does legitimately nothing but look around and sleep and eat yet here I stand absolutely fascinated by this tiny creature like hands down coolest most interesting person I’ve ever met. I just want to hang out with him.
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It’s kinda frustrating that my husband is “allowed” to be in a bad mood but if I’m in a bad mood and I let it show, the house descends into hedonistic loud whiny aimless chaos. I guess it’s my duty as a mother to just keep calm and trudge through with a peaceful demeanor in order.
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Somehow having three kids is easier than two. Hear me out.
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My children are screaming and crying on the floor because I told them a big scary orange man is going to set the whole world on fire and that they are going to die. Thanks republicans.
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The fact that women are literally psychic. We make predictions all day, we watch as they come true all day and we have to just pretend to be normal around boys who know nothing of God given girly intuition!!!!.
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I didn’t meet my husband until I fully accepted and integrated the belief that I was never going to fall in love again or.marry. I decided to focus solely on myself, my health, my faith, my son and our vibrancy. then he appeared weeks later. like a white rabbit. I think he.
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My daughter pointed at the snowdrop fairy in her fairy book and said “that’s mommy” 😭
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I’m so grateful that my husband had an extremely specific interest in espresso for a month and got all the best equipment because now I have the greatest lattes each morning and he’s moved on to reading about electromagnetic frequencies of the earth.
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I birthed my son on my shower floor in the candlelight early this morning and I’m so proud of myself.
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Treat your wife right and she will be making you your favorite white chocolate macadamia nut cookies and passionflower tea and kissing your forehead and getting you blankets and rubbing your shoulders and asking how do you want your eggs honey and did you have any strange dreams.
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When you “wash the dishes” do you wipe the counters down, collect all the dishes from the table and house, wash all the dishes, clean sink, wring out sponge and turn the lights off? Or do you just wash the dishes and then walk away? Do I have ridiculously high standards from.
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Today, I went to the doctor for healthcare and because I’m a woman, they held a gun to my head and told me to go home. This is the reality of MAGA.
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When I had my first baby I was like oh my fragile heart, I’ll never love another as intensely as this and then I had my daughter and I was like goodness gracious my soul is hers for eternity and I am at max capacity of love but then I had a third and now once again I am like my.
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Intimacy isn’t about sex at all, it’s about extreme honesty. To a level that would.make you uncomfortable with most.people so you create an atmosphere of pure child like love and acceptance with one person and create the kingdom of Heaven between you.
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People posting about body autonomy but voting for the party that forced vaccinations and masks on people for years. I love the lack of logic.
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People are getting angry and saying they want to hurt me and hate me and want to steal it.
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I want to see less shaming of women doing onlyfans and more shaming of men who have a porn brain and have created this market in the first place.
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Will never forget going to a mutuals house whose walls had crayon on them. Everything else was clean. I was like, the crayon? She’s like yeah I don’t care and there’s no point in cleaning because it will happen again so I’m embracing it and that changed me in the best of ways.
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This is probably really controversial but my husband is 34 years old and we still co-sleep.
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Under project 2025, if you don’t have a sourdough starter in your kitchen you’ll be dragged out into the yard and put down like a rabid dog.
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High IQ women generally don’t want to raise their kids on iPads and red40 while spiritually decaying in a Target parking lot, and neoliberal motherhood has no answer for this.
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With 1 child I was like ugh man I can’t shower or cook or bake because I can’t set the baby down and now with 3 children I’m like folding laundry, holding the baby, baking brownies, dancing to classical music, painting water colors and molding playdoh all at the same time.
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Pregnancy widened my hips, made my breasts bigger, tightened and strengthened my pelvic floor, made my hair grow like a weed and made my lips much more voluminous than they ever were before.
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Hate on Mormons if you want but they get sh*t done and they don’t complain about it and they are hustlers and almost all of them are very beautiful so idk.
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As a young girl I never fantasized about my wedding but I did fantasize about intense soul crushing world imploding romance. When it was time to choose my dress I picked the second one I tried on. I liked the first one too. The wedding was fun but I was looking forward to the.
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My husband doesn’t have time to watch porn in between building me chicken coops, impregnating me, raising our children, making all of our money, reading the Bible and listening to podcasts about UFOS.
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My chickens gave me their first blue egg today and I’m not shutting up about it
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Sometimes a recipe will be like “sift the dry ingredients” and I’ll be like No thankyou.
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I remember seeing someone say like oh we ask our child for their consent before changing their diaper and like no I’m not doing that.
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Why are toddler girl clothes like sparkling butterflies, feminine florals, flying unicorns, ethereal flowers, translucent rainbows, whimsical ribbons and then boy clothes are like shark, camo, space and dinosaur.
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Men are so insane because I didn’t feel like cooking so my husband made chicken nuggets and then chopped up potatoes into small different sized chunks and started cooking them on the stove. He had the heat way too high and scorched my skillet and so he gave up, dumping the.
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The fact that some moms can “put their baby down for a nap” by just…putting the baby down and tucking them in and then then they leave the room. And their babies just … fall asleep??? Sincerely…. I rock and sing and nurse my babies until I’m depleted of all life and minerals.
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Yesterday morning I found out I was pregnant and decided I wasn’t going to tell my husband until our Christmas party with our closest friends later that evening. All day, I had to keep this good news to myself. Our babies have been sick the last 2 weeks and the house was wrecked.
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There’s a very easy way to get a woman to worship you and do whatever you ask and it’s simply treating them like a tiny creayure who you notice and pet and speak softly to.
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I4 and I75 are at a complete standstill. Scared to make the decision to leave and get stuck outside of my home in the middle of a cat 5 storm with my 3 babies and animals. really hard call to make.
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When my baby is crying in the car it feels like my body is about to burst open and explode all over the world and earth.
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My closest best friend of 6 years removed me from all of her socials today and stopped sharing location with me. We have been headed in different directions for a while now. I am at peace with it, but still sobbing in bed. Soaking my baby in tears right now.
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Real men simp without an ounce of shame or regret and that’s why real men have families with happy wives and a rich home life.
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Husband who sits by you while you bathe to listen to your qualms while holding the tiny infant you gave birth to weeks ago.
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I don’t sleep train because I don’t want to hear my babies cry. I cosleep because I don’t want to get out of bed to nurse in the middle of the night. Lowkey I am selfish and not really making these decisions based on how I think it will affect my children long term but just doing.
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Random mom advice is when you leave your babies and toddlers, say goodbye to them, even if that means they will cry. Sneaking out while they are distracted creates distrust and an insecure attachment style. Sincerely I learned this the hard way.
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Now that I’m a mother, true panic is kinda rare. Like ok, a baby is standing on the table, grab and move baby. There’s poop on the floor? Ok wipe up. There’s paint all over the table and chairs…good thing I bought the washable kind. My daughter is crying because she put her.
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Megan Fox implying that the baby in her womb is the same baby they previously lost is a very blatant display of the religion they practice in Hollywood
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I used to be extremely close with the mother of my ex boyfriend. I rented a room in her house and spent many mornings speaking of past lives and theories and ideas over cups of ground dunkin coffee. When the sun came up, tiny rainbows reflected all over her kitchen and entryway.
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My sister had a baby two months ago and is always telling me how tired she is. My instinctual reaction is annoyance, because I’m pregnant and have two toddlers and haven’t been sleeping, like at all. Observing this reaction kinda disgusts me though because everyone is entitled to.
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Husband won me a heart shaped Dutch oven in the white elephant game. This is Huge
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Your children will see you for who you really are and they will watch how you treat others and how you handle anger and how you sigh under your breath and you are coding their subconscious so be a little aware please.
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So perhaps postpartum psychosis and depression and anxiety are all different manifestations of the same massive drop of hormones + existing in a timeless, liminal space. I’m 5mo pp and my cycle hasn’t returned. Men and most women don’t grasp just how much our cycle anchors us to.
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Me putting on lip gloss to go hang out with my husband on the couch.
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I notice other moms having a difficult time but I’m not having a difficult time at all. My life is extremely perfect and I’m a size 0 and my cortisol levels are the lowest they’ve ever been. Have you tried doing a better job?.
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I was singing today and my 3yo looked at me deadpan and said I really don’t like when you sing and I want you to stop.
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The thing about husbands is they are there. You marry them and then they are in your house with you available for interaction at anytime. It’s so neat and cool I love having a husband.
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Men deserve to be babied and so do women. It’s almost like marriage was created by God so that we can be youthful and childlike for eternity, reflecting His forgiveness and love between two people until they ascend to heaven.
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Me when I add turmeric and black pepper to my husbands eggs to fight inflammation and keep him alive as long as I can.
Your body, my choice. Forever.
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This is great news but what if we didn’t call our children assholes.
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My husband “settled” for a single mom and now he is absolutely miserable living on a beautiful property, being force fed organic grass-fed cuisine, held at gunpoint to impregnate me and he is also constantly being weighed down by the burden of having a beautiful family.
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I cannot enjoy my children’s childhood if I’m cleaning all the time. I really need to work on shifting my mindset. Things can always be cleaned when the children are asleep. I want to settle in and sit down with them more often.
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Get back in amazing shape or just get pregnant again? Decisions.
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I hate how the porn industry took the term daddy and perverted it because the truth is I do call my husband daddy all day and I see his arm muscles and his smile and I want to give him more babies and that’s PURE and that’s how GOD designed it.
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What’s a state with all four seasons, good homeschooling laws, conservative politica and beautiful scenery?????.
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Me goofing off in domestic bliss while washing 4 loads of dishes a day, 1 load of laundry a day, keeping 3 little ones fed along with chickens and a cat and a dog and keeping the toilets clean and the tables wiped down and sweeping and time managing and doing tea time read alongs.
Becoming a stay at home mom is a status thing for women. You won a responsible guy who pays the bills so you can goof off in domestic bliss?? Good job, you are pretty enough with an agreeable enough disposition. Someone likes you. You were picked. Realized this when I finally got.
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I gave my husband a positive pregnancy test as an early Christmas present.
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Careful flirting on Twitter you may end up with a beautiful son and daughter on a two acre mini-farm with a garden underneath massive oak trees, sipping sweet tea on your front porch swing.
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They should stop making things for a few years. No new movies, no new clothing. Let’s just pause and hang out and catch up and thrift stuff and give everything a break.
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I’ve tasted liberalism. I’ve tasted conservatism. I recommend falling in love.
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Women do not want to be asked what they want. Men are supposed to seek out the spiritual meaning of existence, meet God, learn how to be telepathic and then tell us what we want.
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The thing about the pie discourse is my sons and husband wouldn’t even have a chance to do me dirty like that because if I make a pie or a cake or cookies I always serve myself first while it’s warm and no ones looking.
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If you do not like the taste of dark chocolate it’s because you’re a sugar addict who needs to do a full digestive detox and then go to the polar regions and practice wim hof breathing methods while the frigid air kills off any leftover demon worms inside of your body.
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My daughter cried when Princess Fiona turned into an ogre…like, ok racist.
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I don’t like using the term bush to describe what’s happening downstairs…it’s much more sensual than that…the rose thicket, the secret garden…the velvet meadow.
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So I notice a lot of times in motherhood I want to take shortcuts. While I’m chopping up the mozzarella for pizzas and my babies are tugging at my clothes whining, I think to myself, I should get the already shredded cheese. While I’m brushing out my long soaking wet hair after.
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