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Men in the comments saying they're disgusted while every lesbian and bi woman in existence is drooling at the mouth picturing the life they would build together
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@alissa_artist7
It makes sense that they wouldn't be able to recognize a goddess standing before them...
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@skooookum
The propaganda machine behind diamonds has always been crazy to me because it's relatively common and boring compared to most gems
Like how did they convince everyone diamond were the best when we could have gems like this
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@Jellyfishth0ts
None of these girls would have to steal from me, I'm giving it all to them willingly🥴
Also no I don't think they are, they just need to accept that they're gay already
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@theashleyray
Fun fact! An American cult that didn't believe in medical treatment infiltrated the government back in the 70s and there is audio of one of their members convincing Nixon to create the modern American medical industry. They also changed definitions in the Webster Dictionary
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@pierbiwierbi
Sapphics bringing a whole new angle to being thirsty for these women. We gotta get the Saline drips started ASAP
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@hicuckomori
Men are naturally drawn to weird objects, monsters, and penises. By combining the three you create a beacon; men become moths to flame. If a man can procure and unveil a dragon's massive cock before his group of friends he becomes it's leader, for it is the truest show of power
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@Den_Ko119
You may be ace but any warrior aspiring to enter Valhalla due to the legs of another woman has a true undeniable lesbian spirit.
May you fly among the Valkyries, brave soldier, (or beneath them if that's your thing)
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@Daramgar
Seeing a woman so beautiful you decide on the spot you realize gender is purely a social construct and your egg cracks into a beautiful transgender butterfly just for a chance
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@ichiigoma
When I read the words "Vaporeon in a jar" I got really scared for a second and was pleasantly surprised by the adorable image attached. I love it and I want one
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@stabbetar
let's be real, if a cool golden bunny at the animatronic pizzeria rustled my hair and asked me to follow it when I was 5 I probably would've thought I was getting a cool prize or something special and followed it blindly and tbh most kids probably would too
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@ratbitebaby
THERE WERE SO MANY ACTUAL RIGHT WING MUSICIANS HE COULD'VE NAMED AND INSTEAD HE CHOSE ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS LEFT WING MUSICANS IN THE WORLD.
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@hecubian_devil
Ngl Carrie's story is heavily relatable to most LGBT people, especially those with religious parents or generally raised in conservative areas. Why shouldn't it be reframed as an LGBTQ story in the modern era?
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@EuphoriTori
ngl, It is upsetting that femboy has become synonymous with trans woman in a lot of nsfw communities 💀
It is kind of transphobic to equate trans women to feminine boys. I gotta agree with IloveGayRobloxPorn
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@Taydudley12
@iamjadebrieanne
@YIN_Designs
Mom blew whistle on illegal activities committed by Florida gov, Floridian gov sends agents after them to spy and take down family, her 13 year old kid posts memes like this in group chat, agents say he was threatening violence online and arrest him for being a terrorist
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@jellyfishstatic
I can't tell if this is a horny thing or a person is like me and loves biology and the physiology of reptilains and knows that most reptiles store fat in their tails...
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@chubblot
When you roll a nat 20 on perception and accidentally see through the fabric of your entire reality
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@metalgearobama
Ah yes, the homeless man who can't afford an apartment but can afford a thousand dollar assault rife and several hundred more dollars in accessories, ammo, and almost definitely several hundred more on a 2nd or 3rd gun for their mass shooting rampage
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@markplrhospital
At day 364 the gods will bend fate to make a pebble go flying at high speeds and hit his toe at a miraculous angle that it shatters and forces him into the hospital once again
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@AsterShock
This followed up by saying their full government names like Charles Entertainment Cheese or calling Shaggy Norville or calling the Pringle guy Julius pringle
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@vyrthandi
Conservative parents are so proud about their child abuse, they're all absolutely disgusting.
My dad used to tell the story of him drowning me, stripping me, and then beating me as a joke to his church buddies and they would all laugh and laugh 🥴
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@mementomark
The fact a show with no advertisement (besides an actor begging us to watch it) that was released exclusively in the US has reached top 10 at all is a miracle.
If they had slightly advertised or just released it globally that mightve happened but as things are I can't imagine it
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@AsterShock
Not to mention Villagers were originally just an antisemitic joke that a lot of people didn't catch on and actually liked so Notch and the rest of mojang just kinda tried their best to pretend it wasn't.
Notch deserves a swift kick where the sun don't shine, not an apology lol
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@sol69550632
Enbies, in my experience, also tend to also fall into the "drooling at the mouth picturing the life they would build together" category
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@AtticusAdorned
Oh that's cool, I honestly though gyaru was just a hyperstylized take on California coastal fashion with a Japanese spin and a foreign perspective. I had no clue it was a deeper rebellion towards Japan's extreme conservatism/sexism (although it makes sense in hindsight)
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@Trey_Explainer
Horses still have the mentality of a 4 foot tall 300 pound prey animal born with few natural defenses besides going berserk not realizing they've actually become 12 foot tall 900-1800 pound behemoths capable of crippling or killing almost anything with a single kick or stomp
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@ecstasydemon
You know spiderman would be taking a taxi around the city because he can't swing and be telling the villians that he's gotta make this quick on doctors orders and just play dirty and hit em with the nearest heavy unavoidable object.
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@BlackVelvvett
I live in Kentucky, all of my "representatives" would rather have me executed than listen to a single word that comes out of my mouth
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@RoeGraceM
It's so weird because growing up I wasn't even allowed to leave my room without clothes on
It feels wrong to go around the house without a shirt and pants on, wdym people feel normal in the underwear all the time 💀
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@EObsessor
I'm glad my silly tweet helped you!!!
Just from my one tweet alone I can confidently say for every person that doesn't like it there are 5-10 people who would kill for you!
Don't let the dysphoria eat away at you, you're beautiful just the way you are ❤️
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@Nortuet
The tarantula under the cloth realizing it's going back to the pet store and won't have two awesome gay moms
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@themultiplemom
It's wild how they're going from soft gentle kid friendly language and tone to screaming in rage and cussing.
Like really? You're not even going to try to be firm or change your language or body tone at all to cue them in to stop? Just straight 0 to 100? Pure escalation?
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@Exjacey
TRUE, PLEASE TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO 🙏🙏
GIVE THE ORDER, MA'AM, I AM YOUR MOST LOYAL, OBEDIENT SOLDIER
(it depresses me that there aren't more dominant bottoms)
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@cmkosemen
I need them to reproduce and produce a new species of 2 headed turtles so we can have at least one cool new animal in the post apocalypse
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@Lispy_Dipshit
We rizz so hard that we surprise and fluster ourself and then have to take a breather because things got intense for a second
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@halospit
HARPY STOP PUTTING YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IN THE HUMAN SIZES HAMPSTER BALL! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!
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@SpectralAurora_
I loved this book as a kid because I thought the art was amazing. I wanted to grow up and become an eldritch horror beyond all human comprehension so badly! Unfortunately I wasn't able to so I settled on being trans
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@tinysquash
My transphobic hyper conservative dad accidentally sent me futa furry porn when I was in middle school so I unfortunately have been fully aware of this fhis for 7 years
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@INXLiNGs
It's been millenia since Sappho and shes still THE woman lover. Her simping was so intense it transcended time and space, forever remembered by language and history as the first woman to see another woman and go PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Even funnier nobody has done the same for a man
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@WorstGirlEva
Some things about dnd races are cool like drahonborns breathing fire and tabaxi having cat reflexes and then the handbook will tell you the races based on native/african (Yaun-ti, Lizardfolk,Orcs) are straight evil and should be exterminated and you go oh yeah core DND sucksss
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@GhostinthePouch
@soloratiste
It's not even lucid because they are completely out of control, their brain just decided the best thing to do when faced with a horrifying situation while dreaming was to summon Markiplier and let him take the wheel
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@webgirlbrowser
I don't understand it either...at least we have thousands of queer people willing to die for each and every one of them
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@MingAutocrat
It wasn't just giving them random tasks, it was the equivalent of paying them 60$ an hour to do random things while forcing employers to pay 70+ to outcompete the guys who planted trees all day
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@ProxyFreak
I didn't even consider for a second she wanted to see her boobs or face, I thought girl on the right was just mad about some eggs 😭
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@GravitysRa1nbow
We should ban all forms of architecture except whatever bass pro shop has going on, art deco can't compete with this
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@COOLBOYASHITA
The offical broadcaster for a Street fighter 6 tournament forgot to turn off their nude Chun li mod so thousands of people were flashed naked Chun li on twitch and it took the dude nearly a full minute to look at the screen and realize she was naked.
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@FUNHOU5E
Frotting for an hour straight sounds miserable. Like girl we gotta stop rubbing these sticks together before we start a forest fire, we need to move this along
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@DwellingKira
I think it's ok to have a visual preference for features and skin tones but kind of racist when you exclusively care about their race or consciously choose for race.
It is entirely racist to be willing to date somebody of a race but not want to marry them
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@marinmmillerVO
In 5th grade our English teacher was doing a section on internet literacy and we had to find pictures of FUTA on Google images...
Lets say the whole class learned a lot that day and we never did computer literacy again 🤣🤣🤣
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@dropoutninja
The biggest downside to this is when you get paranoid people are bullying you so you become hypervigilant and closed off to people who might genuinely be trying to be nice/help you but you can't tell and chase them off anyways
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@sorrynotsoryu
After seeing people saying "IS THAT BOOBS?" (and him saying he has boobs now) and him calling himself a girl in this among other things (like him becoming more fem over the past year) I have a feeling that he might actually be on HRT and is just fem presenting agender/NB
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@hecubian_devil
Gators Daily moderate got me down so bad that I've started practicing my alligator mating calls
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@thinkiamsad
Back in the day moths were big problems in because they'd eat through the fabric of their wool clothing and money! Since barrels were just cheap garbage used for shipping and storage back then, they decided to make them wear them to comedically exaggerate their poverty!
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@punishedmother
That's the entire point of it though, the more people they can get to read it and instantly associate trans to killers, even subconsciously, is the biggest win they hope to take out of stuff like this
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@MinigunUltra
@Real_Jectell
Man's got 2 apples between his legs and never realized the rest of us have cherry tomatoes 😭
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@nyanberryy
Idk you do it by being really horny for the person and not wanting that moments intimacy to end
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@MintyK_
Straight up I was like "Oh she really hasnt changed much, did she just dump the guy orr....
WAIT WHAF THE FUCK"
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@sseldne
Is there not a colorblind accessibility thing that labels the colors by their name in the colorwheel? There HAS to be something like that out there
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@dreamergirl2727
I need walkable cities so there's cool stuff all around me 24/7 but I'm able to go in a cube that can hold and stuff and is invisble so nobody can hear or see me in it.
I want to be close to the fun and enjoy my time in public without dealing with people or their judgement
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@Secondlina
I adopted an African Gray because her owners died and nobody wanted her and despite loving parrots I think they should be banned as pets unless you get some kind of license because unless you devote as much time to them as you would a human child you are severely neglecting them
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@IzzzyzzzArt
My OCD progressively turning me into a hoarder and recluse because it won't let me get rid of "useful" things and it won't let me trust other people to watch my fish and frog because they will kill them somehow
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It ain't been an hour since the announcement and Silvervale is already trying to starting drama.
I cannot stand her, she's a grown ass woman who never mentally matured past middle school. What is this catty shit? Act professional for once in your life and take it on the chin.
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It's wild how extremely attractive women can just increase my hope for the future. Like yeah I might never be able to afford a house BUT LOOK AT THOSE ABSSSS OH MY GOD
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@Urart3
DON'T WORRY THE DISPLAY BEHIND IT SHOWS THAT THE SAILS ARENT ACTUALLY BONE! THEY JUST PUT SAILS ONTO THE SKELETON SO IT LOOKED LIKE AURORUS
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@StarlineLiker
@AsterShock
They have giant noses, are merchants, are "greedy", are protected by golems, and some other stuff but I can't remember it off the top of my head. With Notch proving himself to be a bad person with horrible beliefs time and time again there is no way all of that was accidental
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@SamanthaBeart
Obviously the trigger is rolling a 20 perception check with her bonus for the stat pushing it up to/over 30, letting her see through reality. A feat only achievable by multiclassing as a rogue for expertise and giving her a higher wisdom stat so she has a plus 10 to perception
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@brycecarringto5
Babe, it's time for the bi-weekly apple bee's footjob! We can't stop until the bottom of the table looks like it has sediment layers!
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@lianqing0605
@GRlFFS
For starters, nearly 80% of the site had gone entirely offline and that number is rapidly increasing. 2ndly A lot of these subs aren't coming back until they undo all the changes because apparently whatever reddit did is fucking over the mods and they're refusing to moderate
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@anhedoniashoujo
The only inaccurate part is that the professor would have lipstick and boobs now and somebody would point out how lipstick isn't a part of it and he'd either blush and go oh stop it or he'd completely subvert the question
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@Shroombies
It's so damn scary.
Seeing those rainbows every year was a sign of support for our community. Now the support is gone. They don't even want to pretend to support us.
It feels almost horror-esque. We're in danger and nobody is willing to help. We're on our own and it's terrifying
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@Lan_zero8
@drommba
@IHateFallGuys
Chik-Fil-A is a company owned by bigots and gives a lot of money to republican politicans and anti lgbtq organizations and charities. Also might of donated to lots of racist organizations too but I might be wrong on that.
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@pastrymei
OH
I was just thinking "God these girls and twinks are speedrunning melanoma."
I never even processed I was looking at boobs on the timeline. I just wanted to give them sunscreen and an umbrella
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@felisa_elisa
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@hannaweeny
Elisa he literally did it. You can google it, he literally almost killed her. It's not cancelling if there is definitive proof he committed crimes. In fact, if nothing else, it's showing how above the law celebrities are and how unjust the system is
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@uncooljerk
Once I actually get money I'll need to borrow your boyfriend for a little bit because I've got no clue how to do anything with stocks and bonds or how any of that works or really what any of that actually means. I'm a simpleton and require his help to be less simple 😭
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I got so indescribably excited when I realized she has a hook hand
So I decided to pose with Rosie (my golden prosthetic) today!😳🦾🥰
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@AshJubilee
I won't lie, I thought that them saying that was them saying "He's a pirate...(of course he's a terrorist)" not "He's a pirate (LUFFY WOULD NEVER BE A TERRORIST!11!!1!1)
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@boygrrI
I understand why so many trans women do drugs, alchohol, smoking, etc but they are all so bad for us and I really wish so many people weren't trying to popularize it or make it sound good. Addiction is brutal and expensive, and I worry that stuff like that might end up causing it
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@scatchin_my_ass
@annustlymark
Dream, the Minecraft YouTuber, famous for his Minecraft speedruns and KKK video, kept insulting people who said stuff against him on twitter and when his fans doxxed those people he basically said I don't care my fans did what they wanted to, I won't try and stop them either
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@BLEHMODER
Idk what would be worse, hearing grindr noises from my dad's phone nonstop or that time he sent me furry porn on multiple occasions and blamed it on a glitch in his workplace wifi every time
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@RinRinYikes
AFAB only is so creepy, in my mind it automatically means they're only trying to add you to their polycule or they're trying to otherwise do something sexual with you.
I can't understand why anybody would apply for any reason, it sounds genuinely unsafe
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The funniest thing about online gaming is that its the only place children and adults are true equals and they can absolutely use that power to destroy us without holding back due to the normal fear of repercussion
i was arguing w this little girl on roblox cause she called me a dumb 12 year old so i told her im 25 why she say “girl go clock in” ok girl now im pissed
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@alixbugbug
Basically you have to go in enough debt (without actually going into debt) and engage in enough capitalism as a sign of dedication and loyalty to our capitalist overlords so they will allow us the privilege of owning the things we need to survive in our country
Nothing confusing!
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@jakebrodes
I mean you gotta let them know if the stain is bad, if they got that basic of a thing wrong then no telling how bad that deck is structurally. The stain is a big tell, may the lord be merciful when the man falls through the poorly built deck
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@javi_khoso
"NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, AUTISM MAKES YOU MORE HONEST AND SAY WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!!!1!"
-The wealthy white middle aged writers for this show
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