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women want me, coaches fear me
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Nuclear take, at least for cis people: the phrase "identifies as" is a microaggression
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@girlmeat5557 they themmington would actually be funny as fuck lmao
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i love the whole "hear me out" thing because for straight men they're usually talking about a supermodel that's slightly not their type and then straight women will go "hear me out" and it's osama bin laden
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platonically showing my tits to the homies
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@grimseraph getting adc surgery (lobotomy)
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you're not a fucking "boymoder" you're a woman wearing a hoodie over some band tshirt get over yourself
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@singingReaper I raise you this one
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@InternetHippo the only thing that can stop a bad samaritan with a gun is a good samaritan with a gun
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NEVERMIND FOUND IT LMAO
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hey i know this is a weird request thats very unlikely to be indulged but does anyone have a link to the original post or raw data of the alleged fake/biased poll posted on the detrans subreddit ~ 1 year ago? i keep finding mentions of it but it looks like its been scrubbed
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>match with a welder on twitter >she's gorgeous >punk as fuck >bio: "i <3 pillow princesses" oh no.
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yeah
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I'm glad the people like this, but please don't use this as an excuse to harass actual detransitioners, please leave them alone 💜
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@bigsky @catturd2 @AOC yeah because conservatives believe literally anything
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y'all always cut off the funniest part of this shit
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Hormones are magic, never let them tell you otherwise 💜
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my favorite moment in the history of US politics is when Hbomberguy was livestreaming himself 100%ing DK64 with the profits going to a trans charity and he got AOC on and asked her for help with the part he was on
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@RealiaAmelia i am once again tapping the sign
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Nuclear take, at least for cis people: the phrase "identifies as" is a microaggression
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friendly reminder that jk rowling's pen name, Robert Galbraith, is the father of gay conversion therapy
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@nohohankpilled were they cheating at chess or something?
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transphobes would have you believe this is a man
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if you aren't platonically sleeping with your friends you're doing it wrong
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how do I get my roommate to clean up her shit
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@queenmarcitv oh my god it's fucking Richard Nonbinary, the inventor of nonbinary people
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wearing this to go get coffee with a professor (granted she's my coach but still)
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got really high last night and sent this image to my friends partner
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i have been diagnosed with being a silly goose and unfortunately it's terminal
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@CJTHEDJAY @AjaxTartagIia @Pureevilbich Your profile picture is a gay man
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@zoebroog I don't even want to know what it thinks 9/11 is
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happy pride month, if you're a dude kiss a boy if you're a lady kiss a girl and if you're nonbinary kiss me
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let the record show im not a pillow princess but in this case im willing to become one
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new niche obsession: videos of people ruining the economies of pay to win minecraft servers with item duplication bugs
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local woman nearly throws up from overheating, decides to take a cute selfie
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how the fuck do I still get referred to as sir while wearing this
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injection on the sidelines
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GUYS IM LAYLA
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being trans is generally cool but it would be so much better if my dick worked like Wolverine's claws and just retracted back into my body so I wouldn't have to do origami with my genitals whenever I want to wear tight pants
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you've heard of ethical non-monogamy but hear me out: unethical monogamy
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"are you a boy or a girl" chill dude im literally just hotter than you
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stop fucking using the term 'womxn' literally nobody likes it
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listen you gotta gas each other up
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hey man great post, my favorite part is that both of them would pepper spray you on sight
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it is incredible how teslas are shit in ways I never even thought to be possible
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Model Y 123,000 miles steering wheel update:
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My experiences as a trans ultimate player: A thread 🧵
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@yecannaehitme @grimseraph why are you browsing twitter at the bar c'mon get some bitches
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when do you think jk rowling's gonna be like "oh when I said they were wizards i meant in the kkk"
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sex is temporary, LP is forever
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looking through old screenshots and lmao
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how men who play on o-line like to be kissed
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guys i beat toontown
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lmao
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again, wanna make clear, i have no hate for detransitioners at the basis of their identity and experiences. i have immense hate for detransitioners who use their own personal tragedy as an excuse to spout transphobic garbage and advocate for polices that hurt trans people
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this is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen
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@DunsonMartha hey do you understand how adjectives work
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hear me out: shot glasses stylized to look like estradiol vials
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I offer hung over, dying layla
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"it's not pronounced blahaj it's pronounced blow-high" well why don't you blow-me you fucking loser
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the only gender roles i believe in are gender rolls. roll a d100 and let me tell you your gender
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I have gotten significantly hotter over the last 2 years
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question for guys that don't eat pussy: what's your girlfriend's number
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sad that this is all that remains of my twitter legacy
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I love transphobes that assume every trans person's name is just a masculine or feminine version of their deadname, one of them called me larry yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing because it's like damn yeah you've never met a trans person before huh
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@SAMOYEDWAVE human pet guy has been banned from twitter
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being a trans woman is great, i love how i can only compete in sports but never win because if i do ill get banned from them all because i have a dick
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some of y'all have never seen a feminine penis and it fucking shows
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@RealEvaBeva she's gonna ruin my life and im so ready for it
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looking through old screenshots and realizing I've lost my touch
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I GOT INVITED TO CLOSED TRYOUTS FOR DRAG'N WHAT THE SHIT
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we do a little vanity
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"it's a provocative name for a reason" ok yeah lemme just start writing under the name Jeffrey Dahmer
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today i practiced self control
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@halomancer1 stoner from the 90s: check out this pipe I made stonder from the 2020s: check out this pipebomb I made
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what's popping gay people
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i thought we were gonna have sex but she's just high out of her mind explaining five nights at freddys lore to me (she insists it's foreplay)
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looking through old screenshots and found this gem
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i made a joke about my boob size and they sent me a tiddy pic to compare and holy fuck. jesus christ. oh my fucking god.
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bruh
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HES SO PRECIOUS
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ITS BEANS TIME GET HYPED
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there are two types of frisbee players: those with knee problems and those with ankle problems
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DRIPPED THE FUCK OUT ON SPRING BREAK
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@jessicobra michael cera is a lesbian though let's be real
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@MrReality_sp @AriDrennen I can tell by how you view schools that you never went to one
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I have a gameboy advance emulator app on my phone that every like 2 days or so just pushes a notification that says "Gaming time 😁"
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god I love frisbee
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incredibly excited about taco bell right now (i am super high)
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telling my teammates that if they want me on the iso they have to scream "ISO FAGGOT" at the top of their lungs
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what historical figure would you give the best, sloppiest head to? honestly I'd probably blow frederick the great's mind
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yeah that happened to my buddy eric he walked outside the other day and saw all these people in antifa uniforms burning down every business in sight
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you had to be there
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she's a 10 but she has the same name as my sister
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we need more asexual sluts
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bro my tits look so good actually holy shit
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