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Pronouns It and She. White Mage. TTRPG Developer. Made BURNING HEARTS FOREVER. Working on SPINE OF ETERNITY.
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Spine of Eternity: Everybody Wants to be a Star is a Powered by the Apocalypse Tabletop RPG about adventurers in a modern fantasy setting where fame is power and the most powerful get to life forever as Stars.
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"tiefling racism is ok because they are descendants of devils" well in the pokemon movie mewtwo explains that a person's worth shouldn't be determined by the consequences of their birth, but by what they do with the gift of life so jot that down
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dungeons and dragons obsession with race genuinely scare me
I think alot of newer GMs are afraid to tell players "no" during character creation/session zero.
Don't be.
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yeah nowadays if a girl who looks like this tries to go to a public bathroom in the uk she will be hatecrimed
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what happened to mario between 64 and odyssey? he clearly had 8 points of max health, but now he only 3. is mario dying?
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i don't understand why any christian would be offended by this. he is clearly winning against the devil in the basketball game. i thought we were supposed to hate the devil?
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I fucking hate languages in dungeons and dragons. What do you mean you speak common??? You're fluent in normal?? What the fuck is that supposed to mean
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"in a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the good side?" because the bad side is often very badly written
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actually fallout new vegas only crashes if it senses that you're not pure of heart
you need to go on a pilgrimage of self discovery to clear your mind and then you will be able to play fallout with no crashing
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some day an anime is gonna have an explicit kiss between two girls and people will say it's not gay cause it's normal for straight girls to do that
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the problem with guns is that they don't follow video game balancing rules. you can't say that the sword has less range, but more damage. the gun wins every time
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found a random npc in ul'dah that looks like butch thancred and i'm obsessed with her
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naturally, trans women have a biological advantage in magic the gathering
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The problem is that DND was made by people who definitely thought that speaking English was basically like speaking normal
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no, men don't watch yuri with their "male gaze", men watch shonen and talk about how cool naruto and sasuke are and complain how the female characters are annoying
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Here is the ideal Gundam watch order:
-Witch from Mercury
-We Know the Devil
-Turn A Gundam
-Heaven Will be Mine
-Code Geass
-Gurren Lagann
-The entiretiy of Halimade's twitter account
-Evangelion
-Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers: Sorrows of Werlyt
-Mobile Suit Gundam '79
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"dnd shouldn't be accessible because it's a dangerous and cruel world" no, it's a made up world and you chose to write it like that
the problem with the "wheelchair accessible dungeon" argument is that there is still a whole world outside of the dungeons that will have disable people and accessibility
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dungeons and dragons is a combat simulator first and foremost and you can tell that by the way people whose only ttrpg known is dnd talk about ttrpgs
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that jocat video shows that toxic masculinity is so bad that men are supposed to like women, but not *too* much
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The thing is that if divinity exists for a fact in your fantasy setting, the thing people will have towards said divinity will be less akin to faith or belief and similar to brand loyalty
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actually i want to come back to this one more time to point out that if argue that the common language is something similar to english, this does implies that humans invaded and colonized all the other races in dungeons and dragons
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Amazing how this thread made so many people want to buy this game. Strongest unicorn overlord soldier right here
Unicorn Overlord had a free demo released. After playing it, I can say quite confidently that the localisation is abhorrent. Here begins a thread of numerous examples.
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to the people who came into my mentions to explain why jocat's video was problematic actually: you are all going to hell
If this is what it takes to be a content creator online, I don't think I'm cut out for it
read:
TL;DR, I’m going to finish up my current ongoing projects, and then I’m going to be taking an indefinite break from making content
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remember when people called it the land of the free
Yo “being American requires conformity”, I had to read that twice.
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soon this post will break containment and the fiends will come with pitchforks and torches to ratio me. i am ready, let them come
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if the crpg has you killing bandits in request of a king you're not playing an adventurer, you are playing a cop
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it's amazing because if you remember all of wizards and hasbro's actions in 2023, the fall of dnd is at no one's fault but their own management
The Golden Age of TTRPGs is Dead
We are watching a bright and special time in the TTRPG industry pass away before our eyes.
Around the start of the 2010s, we saw the dawn of a new golden age of tabletop roleplaying games.
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these people love pretending that they're constantly making beautiful and realistic statues when all they do is play with wojaks like they're dolls
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Star rail leaks are getting crazy
"Kafka visited brothels for most of his adult life and was interested in pornography"
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people: vriska can't be trans because trolls have no concept of being trans.
the three canon trans trolls in friendsim: oh ok bye
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the great divide of our generation is whether you watched anime on youtube or if you knew how to use a torrent
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the way video games have turned the concept of "souls" into a currency is genuinely so funny
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ME: bg3 looks pretty cool, but i would like it better if it wasn't dnd
LARIAN, APPARENTLY: same
Larian Studios isn't planning to release expansions/DLC for Baldur's Gate 3 or Baldur's Gate 4. "Larian plans to move away from Dungeons & Dragons entirely and do something new, leaving the IP in Wizards of the Coast's hands."
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if you want revenge for this hypothetical scenario so badly you should do it yourself. kinda soy to expect the government to do it for you
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conspiracy theory that movies like this are being backed by disney to make people lose respect in the public domain
First look at another ‘STEAMBOAT WILLIE’ horror movie, which begins filming in Spring.
The film will follow a sadistic mouse who torments a group of unsuspecting ferry passengers.
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ROSE: I consent.
TEREZI: 1 CONS3NT
DIRK: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
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the problem with the "wheelchair accessible dungeon" argument is that there is still a whole world outside of the dungeons that will have disable people and accessibility
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GIRL WITH BIG HAMMER: whimsical. she shouldn't be able to hold something so big, but she can nonetheless. she defies many other rules in the same way. a very bugs-bunnian figure that can hit a foe with her hammer and turn them into an accordion
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listen i don't understand how dnd players are not excited to play weird single page games when they're very eager to do weird things completely unrelated to dungeon delving in dnd
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introducing 5e chess!
"i move my pawn"
"roll"
"it's a 6"
"nothing happens. black your move"
"i also move my pawn?"
"roll"
"a 9"
"nothing happens. white you're next"
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mob psycho 100 really nailed when it said that it doesn't matter how much you pretend things are ok, repressing your feeling will only make it worse for you later
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actually i do want more ghibli inspired games, but only if they don't forget this side of ghibli movies
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When my doctor first prescribed me hrt she forgot to include dosages. She is a very nice lady and I love her, but I cannot stress enough how she basically gave me a paper with estradiol and spiro written on it. With no dosages
"erm how could you know more than a doctor about hrt, they went to medical school for TWELVE YEARS" yeah huh and how much of that education was spent learning about trans sexual hrt. cuz from what ive heard from doctors, it can be measured in minutes
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If I Had A Coin For Every Time I Cut A Boy In A Half I Would Have Three Coins
Which Is Not Much
But Its Weird It Happened Three Times
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look. i know being trans is hard and i know it sucks, but i promise that pretending you aren't trans, rejecting everything in you that remind yourself that you are trans and constantly desiring to be cis is not good for you.
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no way these people are acting like they're too good to read yuri and calling it lesbian yaoi instead
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all the shows that are most popular with men are shows about male characters that may or may not have sexualized secondary female characters. the only cishet men watching yuri are the ones that are on a countdown to no longer being men
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Listen we need to accept that tabletop rpg and video games rpg are very different things
Ttrpg are defined by having roleplaying and rules, but all options in video games are pre made so no video game would be able offer the freedom of a ttrpg
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the existence of penis music implies that there is another genre of music called pussy music
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"necromancy is evil" wow so you think reviving people is evil? Do you think it's fine if they just died? Where do you draw the line? Healing is the most benevolent thing a person can do
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it's interesting how a lot of fiction that paints necromancy as a taboo focuses on the idea of an afterlife and how the afterlife is so awesome and good and the living plane is torture, which is an incredibly christian narrative
"necromancy is evil" wow so you think reviving people is evil? Do you think it's fine if they just died? Where do you draw the line? Healing is the most benevolent thing a person can do
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Actually I think it's very epic of me to be transgender. Truscum will be like "being trans isn't fun" well I'm having a blast here
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friends, all the different ways you play the game are very neat, but please understand that i'm criticizing dnd as written by wizards of the coast. yes you *can* play in different ways, but it doesn't mean that the game itself shouldn't be criticized
actually i want to come back to this one more time to point out that if argue that the common language is something similar to english, this does implies that humans invaded and colonized all the other races in dungeons and dragons
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i'm happy to announce roxy's interdimensional glowup
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when you realize you don't have to 100% the games you like
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they putting copies of THE HOMESTUCK EPILOGUES on kid's candy this Halloween. PLEASE BE CAREFUL
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Trans women banned from the Oppression Olympics because of biological advantages
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if the premise of a moral dilemma is bad then yes you can reject it. part of what makes the trolley problem so popular is that it has a good premise (and also refusing to interact with the trolley is in itself one of the options)
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and this isn't me being mad at men. this is me being mad at people who insist on dismissing yuri by arguing that it's all made for cishet men and the male gaze
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BURNING HEARTS FOREVER is a open setting tabletop RPG about those who wield Hearts: fate-bending emotion-powered extensions of their wielders - from giant mechs, to electric guitars, to legendary swords.
Out now.
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one thing about baldur's gate 3 is the way the game emulates dnd by presenting the world as a playground for you. you can kill anyone you want (because the default method of interaction in dnd is combat), thus characters can't be too relevant to the plot
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one of my favorite "powers" is girl who is just incredibly lucky and it makes me so sad that i have no idea how to do that in ttrpg considering rolling dice is how everything happens
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"hmm i respect you sweetie, but have you canonically transitioned? i'm sorry, but idk if i can respect your new identity until you see the endocrinarrator and get your legal-canonical hrt and properly follow the process of updating your name and gender marker in your wiki page"
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actually hades is the name of the father of the protagonist, you play the game as hades' creature
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CHILD WATCHING MULAN: oh she managed to climb the pole because she approached the problem in a different way instead of using brute force!
ADULT POSTING ON XDOTCOM: plot hole! how could mulan climb the pole when she is weak and the strong guys couldn't? amateur mistake
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i still don't think i'm over how kanaya wore a dress and a skirt and partially tucked her dress in her skirt
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listen it's just that when i see people posting about "TTRPG" when the only game they ever play and think about is Dungeons and Dragons it's like someone talking about movies when they have only ever seen Con Air released in 1997
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if you can imagine a world with magic, then you must also imagine a kind of disability that cannot be easily healed with magic
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canon vs fanon, but it's martin scorsese who made fairly normal movies like wolf of wall street and goodfellas vs the version of martin scorsese that lives in people's heads that exclusively makes 4 hours long black and white movies about who knows what
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"having feelings and interests in gay" or something
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lynera my bpd queen doesn't has a single neutral sprite
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6 YEAR OLD CHILD: mom can you tie my shoelaces?
MOM TAKING A PICTURE AND POSTING ON TIKTOK CAPTIONED: this mfer doesn't even know how to tie his own shoelaces 😂
When parents post their kids making a mistake to clown them I just wonder at what point do they realize they are the problem…. She asked her child to boil some eggs and peep the caption
Umm your child doesn’t know how to boil eggs because of you not bc they are gen alpha
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this is one of my favorite scenes in the comic
the way dave rejects herohood and so does the sword, but he doesn't try to get stronger or "worthy" of the sword, he simply breaks it and takes the broken version
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the problem with "i made this encounter for the players to run away from, but they tried to fight and died" is that most encounters present foes that you should logically run away from, but you still defeat them
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the "princess who rescues herself" is a very traditional feminist retelling, but it begs the question of why did she had to rescue herself?
did she refuse to be rescued by another? if so then yes, she is a girlboss slay
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I feel like the most logical conclusion of jk Rowling's rampant transmisogyny is to start interpreting Harry Potter as a trans woman en masse
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in conclusion, if it is a playground, why shouldn't it be a wheelchair accessible one?
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you see, it's because you don't see people talking about how brazilian jiujitsu isn't a real jiujitsu, while many talk about how JRPG aren't real RPG
One thing I'd really like to understand is why people thing "JRPG" is derogatory when like, throughout language, we have terms like "brazilian jiujitsu" or "belgian waffles" and no one even blinks.
What, specifically, makes you feel "JRPG" is derogatory?
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fucking karkat's eye patch looking like aviator shades
i see you yearning there gay ass
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