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@ProxyFreak
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She/Her 🇱🇧Arab🇵🇸 Official Member of the Godzilla Womens Association. I'm the funniest bitch I know. Writer @Dropout and @HardDriveMag. Head of @CorsolaCove
Erogenous Zone
Joined January 2023
My latest piece for Hard Drive is up! If you like my stupid Twitter shitposts you should read my stupid satire articles, like, retweet, share, maybe give me a little kiss. Couldnt hurt!.
Splatoon Player Arrested After Discovery of Unregistered Paint Roller
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RT @turnvinyls: ONE MONTH LEFT .ONE MONTH LEFT .ONE MONTH LEFT .ONE MONTH LEFT. ONE MONTH LEFT .ONE MONTH LEFT .ONE MONTH LEFT .ONE MONTH L….
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I have the most random mutuals I swear I'll be checking my notifications like "Crombula liked your repost" "Goomb reposted your post" "Liked by MrOofio" what the fuck.
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The song we couldn't write, this is what it sounds like.
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My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like.
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The Toxic Orb in its hand and the Substitute chain on its belt oh this is Next Level.
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Buddy have you ever fucked with a bullmoose before.
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This is what it feels like when your expertly crafted quiplash answer loses to "Cum" for the 8th time.
dude that joke was obvious giggleslop i can't believe you laughed at it.
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Sorry I havent been posting as much lately. I've been dealing with a lot. Been feeling like I have less & less friends to talk to & Its just been clouding me & my sleep schedules been fucked especially last night when I dreamt I had to have sex with gyarados from pokémon. No cond.
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RT @ZeBanded: After much discussion in private, I can finally come out and give my perspective regarding the situation between Eden and I a….
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Please buy me this. Please.
『#キルラキル』新商品.“纏流子 刺繍スカジャン”登場❗️. 前後の龍モチーフは設定に合わせたデザイン＆総刺繍仕上げ‼️.袖や裾のリブにもこだわり専用に編み上げました‼️‼️.長めの袖やゆったりとしたシルエットなども再現‼️‼️‼️. ⇩ご予約＆詳細はコチラ⇩.
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There is a 50/50 chance that I shut down this account tomorrow permanently and just make a new one without telling anyone what the new one is. Just. Blank slate. Fuck it. Start a new save file.
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Do you guys know about this.
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Coming around on this after learning both sides of the story. I believe this is largely an exaggeration though Eden's feelings are still valid. This absolutely should not have been a twitlonger, it should have been resolved as a private matter. Ze is not a danger to other players.
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SAY IT FUCKING LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
when someone posts that they just started HRT, normal people say “congratulations!”.
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RT @cosmug: when someone posts that they just started HRT, normal people say “congratulations!”.
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RT @ProxyFreak: >Be Team Cherry Dev.>Clock into 8-hour shift.>Boot up Elden Ring.>Play for seven hours.>Call over to coworker.>"Yo, this fi….
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I love how Meowth is contributing literally nothing to the R Silhouette. In fact he's ruining it lmfao
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