https://t.co/y0oZqkS1qs

my favourite thing about the Chinese political system is that it has two parliaments and one of them is for soviet style mass applause for the general secretary stuff and the other is a kind of joke parliament where movie stars can give policy ideas for fun or whatever

imagine being some massive, corn-fed Iowan who’s been working the farms all day and having the premier of the Soviet Union show up and pat your belly and joke around about it. the 50s were insane

reminds me of a soviet joke [in gulag] old inmate: so what are you in for new inmate: i’m a plumber old inmate: how do they put you in gulag for being plumber new inmate: they hired me to repair the boiler in KGB office and I said, the whole system needs replacing

watching traumazone, a series about the collapse of the soviet union, and this billiards table in a ukranian military hq is like a bad joke about 'billiards under communism'

good Burger King, bad Burger Boyars

Using AI in political ads needs to be banned. This should be a bipartisan issue. Outlaw this shit fucking yesterday

Placeholder image creates incredible joke, news at 11.

follow up question: why would releasing the Epstein files, a thing Kash Patel, JD Vance, and a host of other Trump supporting members of the administration demanded in 2024, destroy Trump's presidency?

i still think about this every single time i see a movie

i am not a patriotic person in general, you are patriotic for israel first and foremost

dont turn me into a ghoul now mama

I've privately thought this for ages and have tried to formulate it in a way that makes sense but this person did it in one sentence

Good Burger King, bad Burger Boyars

If the Burger King took a bite of what is being served at his restaurants he would be even more disgusted than we are. But his advisors tell lies and hide the truth from him.

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile

look, do i like donald trump? no. do i agree with his policies? no. do i think that he somehow “deserved this” because of those policies? yes. am i laughing? absolutely

Don't want to breeze past the nightmarish content but like genuinely who emails like this. I don't even really know people who text like this https://t.co/s1rwBuFDxs

Got some replies to this suggesting I must never have interacted with a corporate executive-type Boomer before. To which I say: guilty, and proud of it

I have never in my life gotten a single email that looks like the ones that are always in these high-powered email leaks. Not from a student, a family member, nobody