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I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner.
💀💀💀🤣🤣😂
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If my back looked like this I simply would not wear shirts.
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Now she embarrassed because he impulsively reacted to being embarrassingly shoved into a cake. We gotta stop provoking these babies for laughs. This is the complete opposite of soft parenting. This is textbook schoolhouse bullying.
Do you see the results of solft parenting?
Imagine the kind of person he's going to grow up to be😳
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My 6yo ask for a “rest day” so I let him stay home.
He asked me for a cookie, I told him the groceries won’t be here until this evening.
Him to his brother: i gotta make up my bed and we don’t have snacks…I should’ve went to school.
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The fact that Pilates was rebranded into a workout for healthy/wealthy yt women is...
Joseph Pilates created Pilates in a prison for sick prisoners. AND it was his understudy, Kathy Stanford Grant (a black woman) that refined it. She was an acclaimed choreographer.
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My 7 yo just asked ME when was his birthdate. I told him his birthday and the exact time of birth.
Him: you know too much of my personal business.
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Child development gem: Kids enjoy roughhousing because it stimulates the brain to release endorphins, natural pain and stress-fighting chemicals, and oxytocin, which makes them feel comforted through physical contact with others. It also builds body awareness and confidence. ❤️
Little kids are a trip lol
They always like being flung around somewhere lol
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My 2 yo was sleeping and her bonnet was looking lumpy. I investigated and she had a tangerine hidden in her bonnet.
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My 5yo had a meltdown because his chicken had meat but he didn’t want meat but he asked for chicken.
And upon further investigation, he wanted bbq chicken not rotisserie. He calls rotisserie “meat chicken”.
I be positive parenting but children don’t be positively childrening.
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My 7yo asked me to play truth or dare. I picked dare. He dared me to empty his Amazon cart.
I literally deleted everything and he was like:
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Me minding my business on the sofa:
My 6 yo: mommy can I hug you
Me: awe, sure baby. what made you hug me?
Him: those pants
Me: what about my pants?
Him: they’re not nice. You wear ugly stuff when you’re not feeling well.
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I think about this tweet and laugh more than a should.
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The best shade of blonde to complexion combo that I’ve ever seen in my life. Her hair stylist eye for color is impeccable.
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When black people say they don’t drink soda no more, we’re talking about dark sodas. Sprite and Ginger-ale don’t count.
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Children still want toys when they are exposed to toys.
what ever happened to children wanting toys… wtf do u mean u want drunk elephant skincare YOU ARE 7???????
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And that’s how I know he’s lying.
Nigga Drake said Adonis and Kendrick’s son should be friends they the same complexion lmao
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Just lectured my son about misplacing his glasses while he was anxiously looking for them.
He said, mommy you’re making me more nervous. Can we talk afterwards.
Good for him because I was wrong. I aided in his dysregulation. I mess up, too.
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New neighbor came over and introduced himself with a bottle of wine.
I told him we’ll have to have a glass with my husband.
He gone say “I thought that was your brother and y’all had a daycare”.
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main character stole the show
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My 7yo ADHD baby: I don’t remember where I put my toothbrush I just had in my hand 3 secs ago.
Same kid: You told me 8 Mondays ago at 4:11 pm that we could go to target today. I remembered because I was wearing a blue shirt with 3 buttons and you was eating two grapes.
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My 3 yo take this twin thing seriously. I wonder if it’s because her brother is nonverbal and she feels the need to make sure his needs are met too or simply a twin thing.
“Mommy, me and brother want a snack”
“Mommy, me and brother sad”
“Mommy, me and brother sleepy”
🥹😭
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“I don’t want the orange juice with the fruit meat”. - my 6yo referring to pulp as fruit meat
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Too much sugar. Too much salt. Too much noise. Too many things. Too many clothes. Too much carrying on. Just excessiveness in general.
What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?
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Developmentally, the most important learning phase is in early childhood. Napping aids in the consolidation/sorting of memories for children. It allows memories to move from one area of the brain to the next to free up space for more information. Our babies need their naps.
For the brain development of children, the desks turn into beds for children to nap while at school in China.
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If a child tells you they feel like they don’t fit in, stop responding with trite phrases about “individuality/standing out”. It is a cry for community/friendship. Children desire connection and shared human experiences too.
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The girlies said sometimes the sex man is just the sex man.
Having sex with someone who never takes you on dates doesn’t sound crazy to y’all ?
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6yo: mommy take me to Target
Me : you got target money?
Him: I’m not telling you until we get there
Me: but what if we get there and you have nothing
Him: I could have .60 or I could have $6000
Me: let me see
Him: let me see target
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My 5 yo after explaining to him that telling baldheaded ppl they look like thanos, is not the compliment he think it is:
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My 5yo son: mommy, I’m Ashley.
Me: You don’t want to be called Canaan anymore?
Him: I’m still Canaan mommy but I need lotion.
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Leaving the store, dude ask me if I needed a bodyguard, my 8yo gone say “why you think I’m here”.
The dude laughed and kept right on walking.
“He not about to rizz up my mother in my face”… 💀
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“Family are we hungry”- my 2 yo daughter letting me know she’s ready to eat
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My son didn’t want pizza so he made a salad. He washed his spinach, added croutons, leftover rotisserie chicken, craisins & feta crumbles. I was waiting for a mistake to happen but it never happened. There’s a parental lesson here…
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The way that menstruating people have to normalize bleeding, cramping, lethargy, brain fog, mental/mood lapses, severe exhaustion, even “period flu” for 3-7 days every month is NUTS.
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Baby got tired of her neck being unsupported and just laid her head down.
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A commentator. A journalist. An analyst. Baby did the work.
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Me: good morning my mermaid
My 2yo: I not mermaid anymore
Me: okay
Her: I a fish with hair
Me:
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This little boy got in my car with the kids and I assumed it was one of their friends. I asked his name and introduced myself. He gets out of the car and my kids say “I don’t know that boy. I guess he just wanted a ride”. 💀💀💀
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My 6 yr old asked for juice with his breakfast. I offered him flavored cranberry juice or orange juice. He looked me dead In my face and said:
“What am I, 35?! Can I have some apple juice please.”
I am unmothering. I simply cannot mother under these conditions.
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Y’all take care of your guts. Over 75% of your immune system operates via your gut.
- Take probiotics.
- Eat leafy greens.
- Eat good fats.
- Drink warm lemon water.
- Eat fermented foods.
- Eat more slow foods.
- Do deep belly breathing.
- Practice good sleep hygiene.
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When my 2yo doesn’t want to talk anymore, she ends the conversation with “happy birthday” and walks away waving bye.
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Gentle reminder: You don’t have to understand people’s experiences to be kind. Kindness doesn’t require logic, it requires grace.
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Children are born with innate belief of self-worth. Parents tend to diminish their self-esteem by setting unrealistic expectations, comparing them to other people and ignoring what the child needs in that moment. Parents are often their child’s first bully and hater.
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Black women seeing a child without a hat and a coat on in anything less that 60 degrees
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My mama got my 6yo in here frying fish. And he just as excited as he can be. He walked up to me talking bout, “Gigi taught me to season the flour. That’s where the blessing is.” 😭😂
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My 7yo: mommy I wanna go to 5 below. I got money.
My 8yo: bro you only got $3. What are you getting with that?
My 7yo: the below…
Me:
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That baby is too young/new to be in a space with that many ppl. Let’s start there.
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My 7yo son made me a cup of coffee that somehow taste like beef stew.
“Mommy, I put a sprinkle of that brown stuff in it like you”
The brown stuff I use is cinnamon. The brown stuff he used was dry rub seasoning.
I can’t wait for these kids to go to my mama house today.
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One of my students like to run to the bathroom during morning meeting, carpet time or anytime that requires a bit of stillness. I notice that she just washed her hands. Baby girl regulates by washing her hands.
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My kid asked me if he could do his homework outside. I said no because “you need a desk”. But then I thought about it. Who am I to tell him how he should be doing his homework?! Maybe the sunlight and grass is what he KNOWS he needs to get it done.
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He kicked me out of my house on our anniversary. Left me for his assistant. I ended up taking care of him when he got shot in the courtroom and was left paralyzed. I was mean to him until I started dating a man with a braided wig.
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Black grandmas: I ain’t feed them babies nothing but…
The but:
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I told my prek students to make vday cards for the special ppl in their lives and they all made their cards for me.
I need a sec…
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Diet culture/fat phobia really pit folks against potatoes. Potatoes ain’t ever do anything but show love and a good time.
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Same.
Wayans Bros still my favorite show after all this time
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Elderly Black lady offered to pay for my groceries this morning after chatting. She said I felt familiar. I had my 1yo with me. She said my baby reminded her of her daughter as a baby. Her daughter passed from Covid in April 2021. My daughter was born in April 2021.
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Boffum
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Cuz I like pork chop with hot sauce in between white bread.
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I offered him fruit and yogurt he gon tell me that ain’t “rest food”.
I be positive parenting but my children don’t be positive childrening.
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I asked my 8 yo why he so quiet today. He said it’s too hot for all of that stuff.
That boy said it’s too hot to be bad. He finna lay down in this air like he got some sense. IKTR
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Black women genes are iconic. Y’all are gorgeous.
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5yo: mommy can you make me a bald egg?
me: are you talking about a BOILED egg.
him: the hard egg with no skin and hair.
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A man tried to pursue me today, I told him I was married with 5 kids. He told me I didn’t have to exaggerate like that.
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The black girl urge to want braids, a new wig, a waist-length ponytail, a low cut, faux locs, a curly fro, a pixie cut and a bob simultaneously.
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One thing I will say about this generation of parents, yall are raising incredibly empathetic children. The way these babies drop everything to go hug or rub their classmates backs is remarkable.
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My 7yo: mommy, is there anything you want me to do? If so, my doing stuff schedule is 9-11:13. After that I’m laying on the floor doing nothing. My day will be full of nothing and maybe something after the nothing.
Why is 11:13 so exact? 💀💀💀
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Car in front of me paid for my breakfast. I paid for the car after me. I should’ve looked first. It was a cop. Now I done bought 12 coffee.
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My 8yo: Mommy, good night, I’m going to bed.
Me: Night my love.
Him: Are you okay? You’re really quiet tonight. Do you need anything?
Me: I’m okay baby. I’m just tired.
*5 minutes later*
Him: I have a hug and some chips for you mommy.
Me:
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Gentle Reminder: Kids aren’t born knowing how to “calm down”. Telling a child to calm without empathy and the tools for emotional regulation is invalidating. Regulation is a process that is taught and practiced over and over again until it is a skill.
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Depriving a child of food, sleep and emotional connection because you are upset with them is manipulative, abusive and negligent.
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Why I hear my kids talmbout “I like when daddy cook because he gives us a meal and a real dessert”.
Twin b: mommy be like eat this chicken and then give us applesauce for dessert. That’s a snack.
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Black grandmas will have babies eating neck bone meat at 5 months.
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“Be as patient as God ordered you to be”. such a timely word.
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Let these children rest on the weekends. Their weekends are not for *YOUR* housework and servitude. Their weekends are for them. Their nervous system need to recharge just like yours.
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Friends,
The babies ain’t saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ because y’all are not saying it to them.
“What do you supposed to say” ain’t enough.
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- Single Black women
- Childless Black women
- Childful Black women
- Single and childful Black women
- Degreed Black women
- Undegreed Black women
- Sexually liberated Black Women
- Nonconforming Black women
- trans Black women
- Breathing Black women
What’s the wildest thing you’ve seen Twitter hate?
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Hi menstruating ppl!
Taking vitamin B6 AND magnesium glycinate is the perfect pairing for regulating periods and reducing period symptoms.
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I am laughing at that British mom saying her child developed an American accent from watching Ms Rachel. Folks in the comments saying “my child got a British accent from peppa pig, she’ll have to deal”
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Parents really be their kids first bullies. Then will sit around talking bout how the kid don’t listen. Or how the kid is so defiant…
Chile…
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My 8yos arguments be wild.
8yo: That’s why your pencils the wrong yellow.
His twin: That’s why your pencil erasers don’t work.
Me catching strays because I got their pencils from the bodega:
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Look at the color and size! It’s super organic. From farm to table. Worth the wait and money. And I hope you tip.
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My mama had my son in there making potato salad. He gone have all her recipes by the time he’s 10. He gone be cooking better than me by the time he’s 12.
My mama got my 6yo in here frying fish. And he just as excited as he can be. He walked up to me talking bout, “Gigi taught me to season the flour. That’s where the blessing is.” 😭😂
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Folks can’t seem to grasp that you can raise kind, considerate and intelligent kids without breaking their spirits and their hearts.
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Absolutely. He can play himself as Ava’s churchy nephew that she can’t stand but Barbara loves.
Yall know who should be on Abbott Elementary? That high school kid w the old soul lmao
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Me every 3 min watching a movie with somebody after I done saw it:
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Salad eaters, let’s chat salads! What’s your go to salad when you make a salad at home? What are some of your must have ingredients?
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I asked my 8yo son if I had a rizz thinking it was the same as drip and he gon say, “why you need rizz, you’re old and married”
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Y’all leave religion and still cling to the misogynistic parts under the guise of spirituality. Why in 2022 would you proudly proclaim that someone on their period can’t hold a baby? WHY???
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“Mommy period on because she got her diapers on the bed, let’s keep our voices down so she can rest”… - my 7yo
Thanks???
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Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
Because he's a Fungi.
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Yesterday when I picked up my kids from school, my neighbor was at that school knocked out in her car(she’s a new nurse). I woke her up and offered to take her son home with me. I wanted him to have dinner, study and chill with us while she rest up.
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I think about this tweet and laugh so much.
Ain’t nobody ever called Living single Khadijah n dem 😂🤣
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Y’all my son just told me i’m a great mom because he never feels invisible with me. I had no idea how to respond but it shook me real good. I love my babies so much. I’m glad they know the weight of them being here is not too much for me. I’m glad that they know they matter.
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I would love to see a documentary on the process behind styling our iconic Black sitcom characters from the 80s-early 00s.
Who was y’all’s favorite BLACK girl style from any era on any sitcom?
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Black women if you do nothing else, please make sure you are getting enough magnesium, zinc, calcium, DHA/Omega 3s, vitamin d, b vitamins and iron. Please invest in good supplements.
I use garden of life products. But there are other brands with quality supps.
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I took the day off yesterday and 4yos are interrogating me.
“Where were you”
“Why you leave us here”
“Don’t do it again”
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Aunt Viv’s sisters. The way they would cut up when they were together was so well written and accurate.
I’ve asked this before: Who are y’all’s fave non-lead/supporting characters from black shows?
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My 7yo son crossed me up on the way to the garbage and I slipped…
On Mother’s Day
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