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Mostly yelling into the void about sports. Tweets reflect the views of my employer.

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@twolvestalk32 bullying works
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@awfulannouncing macafee got on gameday and made it his life mission to become as annoying as possible as quickly as possible
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@JacksonLloydNBA KAT has never done a single thing publicly to warrant half of the amount of vitriol he gets in the media
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@automaticnba Dude has a wild Wikipedia page. Was eventually murdered over gambling debts
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@TylerIAm "Joe let me tell ya. I could NOT remember less about this guy. Completely and totally forgettable."
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@SlaterNFL Congrats on having your labor exploited, here is your pat on the back. sorry that not everyone jumps at that opportunity.
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@betsyhelfand Im glad hes done his own research and decided the best course of action is to play the victim
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@TheFourthPeriod Goal differential being considered an advanced statistic is hilarious.
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@BillSimmons i think that storyline is rated correctly
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@KirkCousins8 @Vikings say what you will about the vikings, but you can't deny that we have footballs.
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@kbnoswag Kevin spill chili
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@fakemikemulloy @KevinOConnorNBA I hate to tell you this but i once sold swishers to corey brewer and his girlfriend was gorgeous. Ben simmons is corey brewer.
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@darrenrovell @TheWilderThings Darren, do you think maybe you missed her point?
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@twolvestalk32 Malachi Flynn was an All American in college and when the Pistons are healthy he’s glued to their bench.
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@TylerIAm Gym t-shirt for the next 20 years
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@NickOlsonNFL that play alone was probably worth the nothing we gave up for him
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@ColeyMick I've had about enough of people pretending that pickles don't overpower and ruin any sandwich they're on.
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@BrandyLJensen They do be toddling
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@johnrivers131 he has an army that still believes hes that guy
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@jkylemann Ben Simmons even being listed is an insult to AD
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@twolvestalk32 sized them up in warmups and decided to save that shit for later
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@rodger He's brought up kicking a FG on the 2nd to last possession like 6 times and he can't get anyone to engage him.
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@stefondiggs @DanBarreiroKFAN We dont claim barreiro
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@ColeyMick Halloween over Thanksgiving is a war crime
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@JacksonLloydNBA i don't remember anyone really questioning him at #1 at the time, apparently except for the celtics. they got a lot of heat for moving down.
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@JackKennedy If Stefon Diggs looked one way and ran the other, Bob Boyd would end up in the bleachers
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@mbenson6 @JSteppe1 yeah minnesota fans are for sure the weird ones here, not the side crying months later about an objectively correct call.
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@krispursiainen Insinuating that no one asks questions about KAT is not based in any semblance of reality.
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@darrenrovell you're the sports business guy and can't figure out that she's still going to be paid for endorsements in the WNBA?
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@BillSimmons has anything ever reminded you of anything anyone cares about
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@SeifertESPN i dont care either way but he absolutely meant disrespect lmao
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@TylerIAm not everyone that puts the cart away is a good person, but everyone that doesn't put it away is a bad person.
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@JoshNorris comes from being born on 3rd base
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@JonKrawczynski Whole lot of weirdos in that fanbase I’ve learned this year
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@TheAthleticNBA you work for The Athletic and can't think of a more interesting angle than "what if this guy who just signed a new 5/260m deal leaves one day?
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@companeromarcus i like to think i'm good at avoiding the "national media hates my team" stuff but the Ringer this year may just make me abandon that effort altogether
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@RedditCFB physically cringed while watching this live. so, so bad.
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@JoeMullinax that might have been the first time all season Minnesota has played down 2 starters + 2 key reserves and they won. Memphis stinks.
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@JimPeteHoops the guy brought the enthusiasm for the Chase Budinger and Alexey Shved days. Pathetic from Bally
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@johnrivers131 true but this series ain't 3-0 with a healthy jaden mcdaniela
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@alex_kirshner we're governed by a collection of everyone's grandparents who can't figure out the dang netflix.
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@ChristopherHine so they're taking the gaslighting route huh.
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@FourVerts don't understand how he didn't think alarm bells would be going off for people that remember "mr editor" from like, 2 weeks ago.
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@tlschwerz Dude, they've lost 15 playoff games in a row. That matters.
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@AlexHoops_ Feel like Tre Jones' feel for getting the ball to guys in their spots would be pretty good for wemby's development. i don't get their line of thinking.
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Tonight will be remembered as the night Mike Conley outdid Jesus Christ
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@TylerIAm USAA really thought they had something with these
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@TylerIAm not a mascot but the vikings almost killed an 11 year old via hot air balloon
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@icedoutomnitrix Would utensils really make this much better
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@AaronGleeman If Minnesota was a big market, Glen Taylor would be thought of on the same level as Dolan.
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@JaceFrederick sure would have been nice if the wolves hadn't had multiple meltdowns against them this year.
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@david_curry @barstoolsports @JeffDLowe @LightsCameraPod you decided you were going to have this take before you even saw it.
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@barstoolbets @stoolpresidente the song playing here for some reason makes this 100x funnier.
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@canishoopus i mean, its KAT. i don't know what else the answer could be.
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@edsbs these people are relentless about the idea that microsoft excel is only functional in an office setting.
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@TheAthletic @ZackBlatt Holy shit man what did the Vikings do to you
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@ArifHasanNFL the confidence in tweeting like this when you know those DM's exist is aspirational
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@edsbs "i hadn't been to synagogue in years because it's so boring"
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"Anthony Edwards"
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@leefo2u @GopherHole @DisneyFrozen Insane that this is the takeaway you had from this clip
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@johnrivers131 they want the best regular season teams to win the world series every year and for some reason they won't just say that
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@Kofie Jack White's offer list is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.
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@Jacob63862 @sam_d_1995 @PIHillBelichick they keep track of stuff like this, you don't have to just make up your own fairy tale numbers.
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@DaneMooreNBA he complains a lot but he's 1000% correct on that one
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@TheAthleticNBA @JonKrawczynski dude has a great attitude, credit to him after all the rumors
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@edsbs there should be scorigami for getting to conventional football scores in weird ways
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@RealTomPetrini look at mr. definitely not upset guy here still coping 24 hours after the fact
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@mikegolicjr this guy is a well known racist from vikings twitter so it tracks
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@SeifertESPN seems debatable that they know what they're doing
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@darrenrovell ive never seen a Minnesotan order a pina colada in Minnesota, not a single time
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@cjzero Still love eddie but i do not miss this stuff.
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@ChristopherHine we’re gonna lose him aren’t we
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@TylerIAm he'll get his 22 on 21 shots again wednesday, short memory.
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@sreekyshooter he did a runoff on his own poll and lost again
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@The_Barftender learn to beat the bottom dwellers and we have ourselves a home playoff series.
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@NateSilver538 somehow almost as impressed at your ability to find a way to frame this in such an annoying way as I am with these scientists.
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@John_Fanta How many years has he had this same excuse, who told him he has to play a team of freshmen every year?
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@ArifHasanNFL going to visit my 8th masseuse this week, because of instagram you see
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@RyanJamesMN Kevin Lynch has made it clear all week that he did zero research about any of these kids.
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@MMAFighting he's won 15 title fights lol i don't think i'd categorize it as early if he wants to retire.
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@IowaGOPer Are you going to cry
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@LukeBraunNFL a lot of people that had never experienced a player being injured before, it was some strange groupthink.
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@darrenrovell @ActionNetworkHQ i would have taken this to my grave
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@JackKennedy is it not cooking proteins in your house level
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@bomani_jones That was the highest scoring offense of all time to that point and moss was the best player on it by far. Not complicated stuff.
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@MatthewBerryTMR Ashley lelie
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@DianteLeeFB this is my first time seeing her and yeah that FG% is gonna go way up with time, she is a hooper
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@Luke_Spinman Ended up not being quite as good as Michael Thomas
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@JonKrawczynski college refs love the charge call to such an embarrassing degree
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@jakesgraphs @canishoopus they're on pace to go undefeated in elimination games and win the title.
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@JackKennedy @JOSH_BENNY Unblur feet please
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@TylerIAm Most athletes just are not online like the rest of us
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@ColeyMick If everyone just drives forward there is no traffic. Problem solved.
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@ChristopherHine "we're hopeful. yeah." is making me less hopeful
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@jackfrank_jjf the rush to make every free agent signing a punchline is my least favorite thing about nba twitter.
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@dohyoungpark have to lol at Duran taking like 45 seconds to extinguish that threat
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