Matthew Berry
@MatthewBerryTMR
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đ for @nbcsports NYTimes Best Selling Author of Fantasy Life, @mbfantasylife @glchop Highest grossing actor all-time (on a per movie basis). Girl Dad.
Joined February 2009
My initial dynasty rookie ranks now that the NFL Draft is over:
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My 8 year old daughter just yelled âOh no the toilet is smoking!!â My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. Itâs just day 4 of home school.
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We need to draft Travis Hunter to tackle people when Jameis throws INTs.
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So⌠some personal news: This is my last week at ESPN.
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Terry McLaurin looks at the ref asking if heâs good - ref points back at McLaurin as of to indicate heâs good. McLaurin then gives a thumbs up to ref to acknowledge it. This âpenaltyâ took a Brian Robinson TD off the board. Via @SNFonNBC
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Two 1st round picks.Two 2nd round picks.A 5th round pick .3 players .$165 million dollars guaranteed. What the Broncos gave up for Russell Wilson.
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Everything you need to know about Twitter in three tweets.
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Has any current NFL player come out yet denouncing DeSean Jackson? I havenât seen anyone but maybe I missed someone. You are either against all hate or you are not. Itâs not a pick and choose proposition.
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Just want to congratulate Leonardo DiCaprio for not getting up and hitting Ricky Gervais because apparently that was an option.
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You get: 150 million. You lose: Anyone to throw to.
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How is the NFL a multi multi billion dollar business but they wonât hire full-time referees and they wonât use technology to its full extent. This non call on Samuel, the fact they called the Raiders TD good⌠games are being decided by dead wrong calls.
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Just a reminder that in a few months you'll be lying on your couch, bored out of your mind and begging for a NFL game. Any NFL game.
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Nick Foles down on the ground, after a sack and convulsing on the ground. They are bringing the cart out. As Kayveon Thibodeaux lays next to him doing a âsnowmanâ and then goes to the sideline and celebrates putting Foles âto sleepâ. Come on man.
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I've played fantasy football for over 30 years. Last night, I had my worst loss ever.
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Alex Smith:.*Told he might die.*Told they might have to amputate.*Told he might never walk again.*Told he'd never play football again. *17 surgeries.Tonight he starts for WSH w/a chance to clinch 1st division title since 2015. Comeback player of the year. Name the award after him.
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Come on man. Dak Prescott introduced as Walter Payton Man of the Year award winner and booed heavily. You donât have to be a fan of his playing but give it up for his community service. Heâs a good dude. Come on.
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NFC EAST:. PHI - Divisional Rd .NYG - Divisional Rd .DAL - Divisional Rd . WSH - 8 active investigations and lawsuits.
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Then why donât you? Ppl say that but then donât put in the work. Anyone could have done what I did. Sent cold email to Rotoworld in 99. Wrote free for 4+ yrs. Built big enough audience to start my own blog (w/ no $) in 04. Then built THAT up to a point where ESPN bought it in 07.
@MatthewBerryTMR I could do Matthew Berry's job.
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As much as I love the NFL I hate the overtime rules. Feels so unfair Buffalo doesnât get a chance to answer that.
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Someone photoshop Derek Carr into a Colts uniform, just to get ahead of the inevitable.
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Um, if David Johnson was so hurt that he was only going to play âin an emergencyâ why did you risk further injuring your franchise RB by giving him the first carry of the game? That was an emergency? Please fave if you hate the @AZCardinals twitter handle as much as me right now.
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Early this week, I tested positive for COVID. I am experiencing minor symptoms & continue to isolate at home while I recover. I consider myself extremely fortunate. I wonât be on #FFNow tomorrow but I look forward to returning to my normal schedule soon. Love you all.
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My reaction is the stupid kid is lucky it was only his phone that got smashed. Don't blame Jason Kelce one bit.
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Since this tweet, the Cardinals are 0-6.
To all the angry fantasy football owners out there,. Just enjoy the win. We sure are. Have a good night.
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On March 4th, 2025 I wrote this in my "25 most interesting things I heard at the NFL combine" column about Shedeur Sanders.
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Frank Gore Forever . (via nflmemes_ig on Instagram)
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This. All of this.
1. Wasted Bijan Robinsonâs talent.2. Wasted Drake Londonâs talent.3. Ridiculed public for questioning Ridder, then benched Ridder.4. Missed playoffs despite playing in pathetic division. Fitting end here, whining about a late TD.
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I will say this play from last yearâs Super Bowl feels very relevant today.
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This explanation from John Parry makes the refs sound even worse & is insane. Heâs saying even though Decker reported to the ref itâs Deckerâs fault that the ref didnât recognize or hear him. SVP rightfully pushed back on Parry but Parry is defending ref for missing it. Unreal.
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No action. Ridiculous. And this BS statement from ATL isn't strong enough. Shame on the entire Ulbrich family. Whatever you think of Shadeur everyone deserves to be treated with respect.
The Falcons will not take any action against their defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich. They are continuing to review their protocols to make sure something like this doesnât happen again.
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I donât have a strong rooting interest but feels like TB is getting all the ticky tack calls and KC isnât. Doesnât feel like they are calling the game the same for both teams. Anyone else?.
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A team of Andrew Luck, Saquon Barkley, Aaron Jones, Keenan Allen, Adam Thielen, Eric Ebron and then a flex of like Amari Cooper or Corey Davis would have gone undefeated in the regular season. And got destroyed today. Brutal.
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Raptors and Spurs start the game by each taking a 24 second clock violations to honor 24, #KobeByrant. Amazing.
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These refs should never work another game again. Samuel was literally mugged on that play.
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Next time someone questions why we need fantasy football or sports betting Iâm gonna make them watch this game.
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Fantasy points through 3 weeks:. Baker Mayfield: 34.1.Daniel Jones: 34.2.
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Iâm really excited about the future but there will plenty of time to talk about that before the season. For now, I just want to take some time to reflect and celebrate an incredible 15 years. Thanks for the support. I love you all.
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So when Jalen Ramsey takes his helmet off on the field after a big stop itâs NOT a penalty but when DJ Moore does it after a TD it IS a penalty. Got it.
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Alex Smith completes his first pass attempt. Seriously - I donât care what happens the rest of the season. He should be come back player of the year and they should name the award after him.
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I started Minshew tonight in two leagues. I recommended Minshew as a good play tonight on multiple ESPN national platforms. I am playing against James Robinson in 7 leagues. Howâs your night going?.
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Just said this on #FFNow . If I had told you in June that you would get football this year but there will be some last minute game cancellations & a lot of moving parts. you'd have signed up for that deal ASAP. Stop complaining. People's health + safety > your fantasy team.
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You know who would have been helpful in that game? Mike Williams.
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A reminder that Colts fans got 19 of the last 20 years with either Peyton Manning or Andrew Luck as their QB. Disgusting.
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Since this tweet, Cardinals are 0-4.
To all the angry fantasy football owners out there,. Just enjoy the win. We sure are. Have a good night.
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You want to lie to me @azcardinals about David Johnsonâs health for competitive reasons? Fine. But when I believe your lie and start DJ / bench Edmonds you want to troll me for that? Ahem. I have some thoughts.
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Since this tweet, Cardinals are 0-5.
To all the angry fantasy football owners out there,. Just enjoy the win. We sure are. Have a good night.
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Because LeSean McCoy tweeted out a massive spolier for #AvengersEndgame a reminder that last year McCoy was held under 70 total yds in 10 of 14 gms, was RB45 in points per game & gained 5+ yards on just 25.5% of carries (among 47 qualified RBs, only Legarrette Blount was worse).
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Take the time you were gonna use to watch tonightâs game to call someone and tell them you love them.
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Name the award after him.
Alex Smith wins NFL Comeback Player of the Year after making his return from his life-threatening right leg injury. Never gave up đ
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Steve Smith asks Cam if he should start DJ Moore on his fantasy team. with Moore standing right there. đđ even Alll Pro WRâs have flex issues #FantasyLife
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How the hell did no other team offer Cam a contract?.
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Uh, Cam. you saw Tebow play QB, right?.
Cam Newton says heâs giving up sex for a month in hopes it âmakes my mind strongerâ
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Reading your comments with my ten year old daughter.
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Bijan Robinson with a 0.4 pts performance in fantasy football playoffs is an all-timer. Brutal.
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I like how Matthew Stafford doesnât even pretend to look to Allen Robinsonâs side.
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My 8 year old daughter just got a picture editing app. âWant me to make you an intro for your show?â. âSure.â. SAVAGE.
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This photo is unreal.
The media swarms the Giantsâ star quarterback while another nearby player puts his shoes on.
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I hope you listened to me on avoiding Cam Akers. I hope you ignored me when I recommended Allen Robinson. đ¤Śââď¸.
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Why do I think Bell will sign with the Patriots for league minimum and be awesome next to Cam?.
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Well yesterday was something else. Wow. Canât tell you how much everyoneâs kind words and support mean to me. Seriously. You have no idea. All the tweets, DMâs, calls, emails and texts. Iâm reading every single one them. Love you all.
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Since this tweet, Cardinals are 0-3.
To all the angry fantasy football owners out there,. Just enjoy the win. We sure are. Have a good night.
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Thatâs what they get for not using Austin Ekeler.
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âLook I get that its a superflex dynasty league but itâs also TE premium scoring so taking Kyle Pitts over Trevor Lawrence was a no brainer because Kyle Pitts has a wing span of 83 inches. Thatâs more than DK Metcalf. Atlanta picked him 4th for a reasonâ
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For everyone facing Lamar Jackson in their playoffs this week
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728 days ago was the last time Alex Smith started a NFL game. Brutal injury. Told he might die.Told they might have to amputate.Told he might not walk again .Told he would never play football again. Will start for WSH today. Comeback player of the year .Name the award after him.
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Nor should you. But considering FF is a big driver of the huge interest that allows you to be paid $$$$ maybe not be a jerk about it either?
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Tom Brady:. Told he was too old. Told he was a product of Bill Belichick. Told he was stupid for leaving New England. Tom Brady is now playing in his 10th Super Bowl & the 1st QB to do so in his teamâs home stadium. đđđđđ.
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I feel a LOT better about James Robinson vs HOU with Urban Meyer no longer coaching Jacksonville.
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HOLY. %#^*. And THATâS why you put it in the universe. Nick Chubb finishes with 5.8 points and this guy takes home BOTH titles. Well done man!! #MondayNightMiracle indeed.
@MatthewBerryTMR I need Nick Chubb to score less than 6.24 points for a title, but score 4.93 points in another to win that title. #MondayNightMiracle.
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Should have asked the Cowboys for a 4th for him first.
Patriots are releasing 2022 second-round pick Tyquan Thornton, per source.
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Tim Tebow is rich & famous & on TV & the easy thing to do is to continue to do that. But he didnât give up his dream. So now heâs going to challenge himself in a situation where success is definitely not guaranteed. Honestly, I admire the hell out of that and Iâm rooting for him.
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So despite John Parry saying itâs Deckerâs faultâŚ. It was actually a massive mistake by Referee Brad Allen.
Based on what the Lionsâ offensive linemen said, the referee called the wrong number as eligibleâŚ.and then called a penalty on Detroit.
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Daboll did an incredible job. Not arguing that. Iâm a fan. But again - preseason win total for NYG was 7. They won 9 & stayed relatively healthy. 2 games over expected. Seattle preseason win total was 5.5. Sea won 9 (+3.5) & no one mentions Pete Caroll who made Geno a thing.
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You know Iâm not a Cowboys fan but Dallas got jobbed on that. Not offensive PI.
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Hate hate hate that a game like that ends without KC getting a chance to touch the ball. OT - at least in the playoffs - should be college rules.
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In all seriousness, the NFL is basically admitting the game yesterday was not officiated at the kind of level a professional sports league playoff game deserves. There is too much at stake for players/coaches/franchises not to mention legal sports bettors for it to be that bad.
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Fantasy football players may not watch games the way you prefer but what an awful âcranky get off my lawnâ take. The average FF players watches more football, looks at more analytics and has a deeper roster knowledge of the NFL than the average NFL fan all day every day.
Let me second this? Dumbest generation of football fans because of fantasy football.
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I blame you for this.
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Betty Whiteâs timing - on even the simplest joke - was always elite
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If you saw this play in Madden youâd be like âoh come on! Thatâs not real.â
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STOP. TWEETING. PLAYERS. ABOUT. YOUR. FANTASY. TEAM.
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Really wish they would let the teams on the field decide this and not the refs. Some really bad calls so far that have clearly affected the game.
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What an awful call. Instead of 1st down Lions in Rams territory ⌠itâs now Rams ball. Clearly offsides on the Rams. Once again refs jobbing the Lions.
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Itâs very simple. Either Bijan isnât the best guy in your RB room - in which case itâs a massive waste of draft capital OR⌠Bijan IS the best guy in your RB room and this is a mind boggling sequence of coaching. Thereâs no other reasonable explanation. (Iâm pro Bijan FYI).
The Falcons had 1st and goal from the 1-yard line. False Start.Pass to Jonnu Smith.Rush by Jonnu Smith.Rush by Tyler Allgeier.Field Goal. Bijan Robinson managers to Arthur Smith
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LeVeon goes into the fantasy football record book as the worst draft pick in the history of the game.
Le'Veon Bell is not reporting to the Steelers by the 4 pm deadline today and is now ineligible to play the remainder of the 2018 season, source tells ESPN. His season is over. Bell will become an unrestricted free agent this winter, when the bidding for his services will begin.
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âWe are continuing to evaluate the situationâ = we donât want to do anything here except this one statement many hours late but if thereâs enough public pressure I guess we will have to. But we really need a reliable deep threat so, uh, did we mention we are disappointed?.
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To all those who secured playoff berths last night. Congrats! Hereâs to finishing the journey.
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