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Bill Simmons
16 hours
New BS Pod w/ @jkylemann @VanLathan —Did Denver kill the LeBron era in LA? —Embiid’s Revenge —Celts Therapy Session —Chet or Paolo? —The Pats got Maye! Yeah! —Atlanta’s Penix Stunner —Bo Nix… 12? Huh? —Fav NFL Draft Picks —Van’s draft family analysis
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@BillSimmons
Bill Simmons
6 years
LeBron is a smart dude (and one of the most thoughtful athletes we have) - this is a bullshit tweet and feels more than a little racist. You’re a constant embarrassment.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Lebron James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike!
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Ben Simmons now targeting Game 7 or Game 8. Details to come.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Even Wilt never had a 60-21-10 what the fuck Luka???????????
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Bill Simmons
5 years
This is one of my favorite sports pictures of this decade. Thanks for being such an inspiration to my daughter @mPinoe - you were unbelievable today.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
One of the worst American days of my lifetime.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
I can’t remember an NBA or NFL final game where 2 all time guys were all time in the same game. This is really something!
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Bill Simmons
4 years
Single craziest day in NBA history. It’s not even close. Stay safe out there everybody.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Why the fuck are we naming all the NBA trophies? Who wanted this?
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Pat Bev is pumping out so many bonkers takes that First Take won’t even go to commercial they’re just gonna refund all the sponsors.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
In 2022 an NFL head coach would jump out a fourth floor window because analytics say it’s faster than taking the stairs.
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Bill Simmons
5 months
I just want to point out that Dallas has beaten… NYG (3-8) NYG (3-8) Wash (4-7) NE (2-8) Jets (4-6) Carolina (1-9) Rams (4-6) Chargers (4-6)
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Great job by the NFL creating the Tua Rule — if a player gets concussed in a game, starting this week, that will now mean that he suffered a concussion.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
You can’t call the late hit on Mahomes after you ignored the late hit on Burrow a few mins earlier. Those refs were horrible. They weren’t even fishy-bad more completely-incompetent-bad. Great work @NFL .
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Bill Simmons
6 years
A quick recap: Jeter bought the Marlins using mostly other people’s money, completely gutted them, pushed out a bunch of longtime employees, and traded their once-in-a-Generation player to the Yankees.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Not a Brooks fan but “Under any circumstances” is shitty. The Grizz might want to look in the mirror for the culture they’ve created.
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
1 year
The Memphis Grizzlies have informed pending free agent Dillon Brooks that he will not be brought back under any circumstances, league sources say. Full story and details at @TheAthletic :
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Bill Simmons
1 year
This is a legendary Zach Wilson performance. I don’t know if it’s possible to have a worse fan experience at a home NFL game unless the Jets were also shooting dog shit into the stands with a T-shirt cannon.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
But seriously… fun All-Star Game! Steph hit 16 threes, LeBron made a tough game-winner, Embiid and Giannis gave a shit, Ja did some stuff, the target score thing worked, the NBA75 halftime was great, and Luka jogged around in honor of James Harden. Two thumbs up.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Of course. Of course the season was gonna be decided on a shit call. Of course. Of course. Of course,
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Shameless stat-padding by Jokic for his 10th assist tonight — look at him grab a board, push the pace and find a wide-open Porter for the dagger 3, can’t believe he gets away with this shit.
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Bill Simmons
5 years
If Gus Johnson was announcing this game he’d be dead.
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Bill Simmons
2 months
It’s funny that we spend so much time on All Star Starters/Subs/Snubs and then the game always sucks ass.
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Bill Simmons
10 months
21ST. CENTURY TRADE REQUEST STANDINGS Harden — 3 Kyrie — 2 Dwight - 1 Kawhi — 1 Kobe - 1 KD - 1 Butler — 1 Shaq - 1 CP3 — 1 Kidd — 1 Iverson - 1 Vince - 1 T-Mac - 1 KG — 0.5 Pierce - 0 Giannis 0 LeBron - 0 Duncan - 0 Jokic - 0 Dirk - 0 Curry - 0 Wade - 0 Congrats to James
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Bill Simmons
11 months
Miami scored 46 third quarter points and the Celts never called a timeout. The Celts went on a 7-0 run to start the 4Q and Spo called a timeout 94 seconds in.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Let’s never talk about that dunk contest again. It never happened.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Man… Bill Russell. One of the most important athletes who ever lived. And one of the greatest. RIP.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Sources: Utah has decided to lose all 82 games.
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Bill Simmons
3 months
If Greg Olsen isn’t the no. 1 color guy for one of the networks with NFL next year, I’m fighting everybody. He’s great. Let’s try not to fuck this up everybody.
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Bill Simmons
5 years
That’s one of the best buzzer beaters I’ve ever seen. Insane. I can’t believe it. Give the entire first round to Dame.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Um… what???
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Bill Simmons
6 years
Our @POTUS is intentionally putting American media members in actual DANGER to deflect attention from his own wrongdoings. He has power and sway, he knows it, and he’s using that influence recklessly to threaten the free press. This is a real thing that’s happening in 2018.
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Bill Simmons
4 years
Kawhi: won 2 Finals MVPs in 2 cities, beat LeBron in 2 Finals, submitted one of the most memorable postseasons ever, best perimeter defender since Pippen. AD: played in 13 playoff games total, won 5.
@espn
ESPN
4 years
All-Decade starting five according to our experts 🏀
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Now when someone tweets “Washed Russ” we’re not gonna know which one - this is gonna be so confusing.
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Bill Simmons
7 years
So ESPN let Jemele hang out to dry but they're promoting the belated social awakening of this idiot?
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ESPN
7 years
Rex Ryan, who supported President Trump in the election, expresses his disappointment. MORE:
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Bill Simmons
2 years
I watched this live — this was such a great job by @SHAQ . The NBA’s stealth advantage is how the stars from different generations intertwine, and how the new guys respect/revere the old guys + draw inspiration from them. It’s been the case since the 1980s.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
James Harden has done jackshit so far — this really does feel like a playoff game!
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Bill Simmons
11 months
Hey remember the Finals game when denver was about to win in then Butler kicked Aaron Gordon in the balls on a 3 and the refs reviewed it and said it was a foul on Gordon?
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Bill Simmons
6 years
You know what’s a bad idea? Trading Khalil Mack.
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Bill Simmons
5 years
Gronk 3-Time champ Top-5 Patriot ever Best tight end I’ve ever seen Incredible big game guy One of the most lovable Boston athletes ever First ballot Hall of Famer Can’t believe he did all of it in less than a decade. Good luck @RobGronkowski
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Bill Simmons
11 months
This about sums it up. (Podcast coming shortly.)
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NBACentral
11 months
Bill Simmons was in disbelief
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Bill Simmons
6 years
YOU NEVER EVER EVER EVER MAKE US PROUD
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Very sad that the FBI missed all of the many signals sent out by the Florida school shooter. This is not acceptable. They are spending too much time trying to prove Russian collusion with the Trump campaign - there is no collusion. Get back to the basics and make us all proud!
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Sweeping Kyrie and KD feels fucking great, thanks for asking! What a sheer delight!
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Bill Simmons
4 years
Meanwhile Rob Manfred made the Astros get rid of a couple of clubhouse TVs
@RobHarris
Rob Harris
4 years
BREAKING: Manchester City banned from Champions League for two seasons by UEFA and fined 30 million euros
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Bill Simmons
8 years
But seriously - why did it take today for people to turn on Trump? He's been horrible this whole time.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
We are like 5 days away from the first unsubstantiated “LeBron loves what he’s seeing from the young Cavaliers and might want to finish his career there” story and I honestly can’t wait.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Devastating news: We lost our friend Jonathan Tjarks to cancer last night. He was a fantastic basketball writer and thinker, and an even better family man and friend. He elevated everything we did. His wife Melissa wrote about him here:
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Bill Simmons
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This morning we announced that @spotify is acquiring The Ringer. Couldn’t be more excited to work with @eldsjal and his phenomenal team. More details to come down the road... but @ringer will remain @ringer in every respect. They appreciate what we do and they want us to be us.
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Bill Simmons
7 years
The people in Mike Pence’s suite had to be bummed that they didn’t get to spend more time with such a dynamic guy.
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Bill Simmons
6 years
The Kaepernick Blackball Lawsuit Evidence power rankings for Week 11 1. Peterman 2. Hundley 3. Cutler 4. A. Smith 5. Kizer 6. Bortles 7. Osweiler 8. Flacco
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Bill Simmons
2 years
The 11th man on a team losing by 17 in garbage time isn’t supposed to do shit like this to the league’s MVP. It’s a cheap shot that led to a second cheap shot. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Jeremy Nicolls
2 years
Jokic had every right to respond the way he did. This angle shows it best… Btw…..Tyler Herro, we know you ain’t gonna do a damn thing 😂
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Bill Simmons
4 years
David Stern was the most important non-player/non-coach who ever passed through the NBA and it’s not really close. Out of everyone he probably loved the league the most. It’s a sad day. RiP.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Congrats to the Warriors and their fans — they came on like a freight train that series, had a 2014 Finals feel. Peaked at the perfect time. I’m gonna record a pod and then walk into traffic.
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Bill Simmons
7 years
Or maybe Kyrie had 4 coaches + 3 GMs in 6 years, knows they tried to trade him, knows LeBron is leaving next year and doesn't trust ANYBODY.
@TheHerd
Herd w/Colin Cowherd
7 years
"Kyrie Irving has all the hallmarks of a Spoiled Child Syndrome." — @ColinCowherd
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Fast-forward 5 years: “Let’s go to Adam Schefter, who has more details about the Bears-Steelers game that was fixed by gamblers in 2021…”
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Bill Simmons
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I’ve lost all faith in 96-hour rehab facilities in Florida.
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Bill Simmons
4 years
The good news is that we’ll never have a worse president - it’s impossible.
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Bill Simmons
5 years
Lonzo throwing alley-oops to Zion let’s goooooooooooo!!!! Lob City 2.0
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Bill Simmons
5 years
Did OKC really just get Shai and Gallo and 5 firsts and 2 pick swaps for Paul George or have I been drugged?
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Bill Simmons
4 months
You can’t make this stuff up
@antwanstaley
Antwan V. Staley
4 months
Aaron Rodgers: "The bullshit that has nothing to do with winning, needs to get out of the building."
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Bill Simmons
7 years
Kaepernick should submit the tape of Bortles' performance today as part of his collusion lawsuit.
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Bill Simmons
6 years
This LeBron/GSW “rumor” is such an obvious plant by LeBron’s camp to (a) pressure the Cavs to trade that Nets pick/players for help, (b) unsettle GSW’s chemistry, and (c) pressure the Lakers to create cap space for him/others. I can’t believe anyone took it seriously. Come on.
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Bill Simmons
3 months
This song was immediately great when it came out and it’s still just as great all these years later. What a fantastic 5 minutes.
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Bill Simmons
7 years
This ref crew is an absolute abomination. It's a humiliating night for the NBA.
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Bill Simmons
8 months
How do I become a Colorado booster? Do I just Venmo money to Deion?
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Bill Simmons
11 months
Not normal
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Steph Curry the fucking legend.
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Bill Simmons
7 years
His tweets read like they came from a crazy foreign dictator and were translated into our language
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!
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Bill Simmons
4 years
Can’t believe it... Twitter is the wrong forum for days like this but man...
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Bill Simmons
5 years
I’m so here for GM Kobe. Let’s get this party started.
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Bill Simmons
6 years
Time Magazine needs to create a Fuckhead of the Year issue.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
I went to that game - what a special LeBron performance that was. Cooking Brooks for the clincher at the end was perfect. Memorable night. I can’t believe he’s still doing it at this level.
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Bill Simmons
7 years
Tom Fucking Brady.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
20 Minnesota fouls, 10 Lakers fouls — never change NBA! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bill Simmons
11 months
“We’ve decided Jokic had to have a 4th foul by any means necessary. The challenge is unsuccessful.”
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Bill Simmons
1 year
This would be the most horrific Boston loss in at least 23 hours.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
You only get suspended for this stuff in the playoffs if you’re doing to LeBron when he’s down 3-1 in a series.
@johnhollinger
John Hollinger
2 years
Pretty clear nutkick by CP3 on Alvarado here. Wonder if the league office will have something to say about it tomorrow.
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Bill Simmons
4 years
The person who assigned the points for this graphic is the leading candidate to become the next Sacramento Kings GM.
@NBAonTNT
NBA on TNT
4 years
You have 15 points to build your all-time #NBAAllStar squad. Who are you picking? 🤔
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Bill Simmons
2 years
I’ve been following sports my whole life and one thing never changed — the aging near-the-end superstar improbably thriving one more time is still the greatest thing to watch.
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Bill Simmons
5 years
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Eric Hubbs
5 years
This could be the most athletic thing I’ve ever seen
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Bill Simmons
6 years
Dear Detroit, Sorry about taking Kennard over Mitchell, overpaying Reggie Jackson, taking Stanley Johnson over getting four 1sts from Boston, ruining your salary cap with the Blake trade, and leaving you without a 2018 1st. I’m gonna go do TV, I’ll see you later. —Thanks, SVG
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Bill Simmons
5 years
1. Toronto won 13 of the 16 quarters this series. None of this is a fluke. They’ve been better the whole time save for Game 2 third quarter. 2. Kawhi is 31-10-4 for the Finals and 31-9-4 / 50-38-89% for the whole playoffs. Also - he doesn’t exactly suck on D. What a run.
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Bill Simmons
4 years
Add me to the list of people who thought this Sacha Baron Cohen speech was tremendous. It��s a worthwhile 20 minutes if you have it.
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Bill Simmons
4 years
This is why the Lakers have to be the favorites no matter how well Milwaukee is doing - if they’re getting every call they’re unstoppable.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
I’d pay 8 bucks a month for Twitter Blue if it edited all Kyrie content out of my timeline.
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Bill Simmons
5 years
Weirdest NBA stories of the season, updated. 1. Magic Quits press conference 2. Draymond-KD Spat 3. AD throws away a year of his prime 4. Carmelo doesn’t make it to 2019 5. Butler vs. Minnesota 6. Bulls create a Leadership Committee 7. Anything James Dolan did
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Bill Simmons
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I’m glad to see women’s college basketball officiating is just as horrific as men’s basketball officiating. Consistency is important.
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Bill Simmons
6 years
Jimmy Butler says he only cares about winning and yet he originally requested a trade to the Clippers, Knicks or Nets. This whole thing is hilarious.
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Bill Simmons
6 years
And your newwwwwwwwwwww Eastern Conference juggernaut is...
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Bill Simmons
7 years
(Lincoln and JFK were assassinated.)
@NRATV
NRATV
7 years
“We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president & the people who voted for him...in American history." - @DLoesch #NRA
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Bill Simmons
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Hanging that loss on Grant Williams is ridiculous. The “he woke Jimmy up” people need to get the F out of here. Jimmy has done that all playoffs. And the Celts have blown that exact game like 15-16 times this season. They get out-thought and out-executed in 4Q by any smart team.
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Bill Simmons
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This is one of the best/craziest blocks I’ve ever seen in my whole life. Best Ant game I’ve ever seen.
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Bill Simmons
3 years
One of the all time no calls on Booker’s 6th foul. Legendary stuff. He actually fouled him twice!!!!
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Bill Simmons
4 years
Please never trade Marcus Smart, thank you
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Bill Simmons
6 years
I’d like to thank the Cavs one more time for trading us Kyrie Irving.
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Bill Simmons
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Golden State 2019-24 Lost Finals Went 15-50 Lost 2 play-in games Won Finals Lost Round 2 Lost play-in If there’s been a weirder 6-year NBA stretch I can’t find it.
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Bill Simmons
1 year
Free advice for @YouTube TV for Sunday Ticket — create a channel that allows 4 games in 4 boxes that take up the entire screen. Give subscribers the ability to customize the 4 games and manage the audio accordingly. Even if they do just THAT it’s a huge win for 2023.
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Bill Simmons
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It's 2017 and Brady, LeBron and Federer are still kicking ass.
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Incredible facial expressions from Spo.
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Bill Simmons
7 months
This Colorado State team plays like the prison guards in The Longest Yard. Needless to say I’m not a fan!!!!
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Bill Simmons
2 years
I’ve watched this 35 times. Angry Spo!!!!
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Bill Simmons
2 years
Lakers announcers doing an incredible job of blaming Isiah Stewart of attacking LeBron’s elbow with his face.
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