Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente
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El Presidente. I invented Barstool Sports. Owner of #DDTG Global. A DraftKings Man. 2 time bee sting survivor. I picked FDU moneyline
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“Tax the Rich”……But first I’m gonna go have the time of my life partying with them all at the most extravagant over the top party of the year that is essentially a celebration of richness.
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Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure
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95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die
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“Elon is trying to control how people think. That is our job”. 😂😂😂
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Emergency Press Conference - Everybody On Wall Street Who Had A Hand In Today’s Crime Needs To Go To Prison
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Politicians Are Stealing the Basic Right To Earn A Living
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"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week." Power message by Paddy
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I hate people who give up on Summer in August. August is prime summer. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up
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I Caught Wind That The Washington Post Was Writing A Hit Piece About Me And My Pizzafest So I Did What I Do. I Went on the Offensive
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If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. We should hold all results till midnight and release the states 1 by 1 in alphabetical order in the most dramatic way possible. Electric city.
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(PART 1) - I did not expect to interview
@realDonaldTrump
at the White House yesterday but here we are
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Hey
@aoc
welcome to thunder dome. Debate me.
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I Won’t Rest Till The People Responsible For Today Are Behind Bars
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FUCK YOU
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Nobody is dying from covid. CDC just said to treat it like common common cold. People are acting like it’s a death sentence. What are we doing here? Life is short. You don’t get back the days you waste being scared.
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I own $amc $nok $nakd. I bought them with the understanding we live in a free market where people can buy and sell stocks fair and square and at their own risk. I will hold them till the death as a reminder that
@RobinhoodApp
founders must go to prison
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I’ve watched this a billion times and I still don’t get it
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This is great. I wonder if there are any other charities going on that are helping Americans with the corona pandemic that could use press coverage to help raise more money? 🦗🦗🦗
Beyoncé will offer $5,000 grants to help 100 people facing foreclosures or evictions due to the housing crisis caused by the coronavirus pandemic.
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There is nobody on planet earth who can explain why some stadiums are full and some aren’t right now. Or why there is still curfew in some places and some not. End it. Back to normal now. Not tomorrow. Now
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Whenever cops screw up we never hear end of it. Sometimes rightfully so. But let's just make sure heroic actions of
@MNPDNashville
is talked about just as loudly. Running without hesitation into active shooter situation is hero shit. Thanks to all officers who risked their lives.
MNPD Officers Rex Engelbert, a 4-year veteran, and Michael Collazo, a 9-year veteran, were part of a team of first responders to the Covenant campus Mon morning. They fired on the active shooter, who was killed. This is their body camera footage.
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I’ve watched a lot of sports. I think you can argue this is the cockiest move of all time.
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If you are an elected official you and spouse and children shouldn’t be allowed to own individual stocks period.
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I have a hard and fast rule I live by. If any sitting President of the United States invites me to the Oval Office I go.
I consider myself a staunch Democrat but even I can’t deny the magnitude of
@stoolpresidente
being invited to do a sit down at the White House with the President of the United States. From delivering newspapers to interviewing the leader of the free world. Truly surreal.
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Why don’t you go fuck yourself
Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?
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Emergency Press Conference - We Are Going Backwards (avoid if you don’t wanna hear me talking politics)
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Dude wtf is wrong with you?
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of
@stoolpresidente
and
@barstoolsports
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Emergency Press Conference - Goodell is a coward. Hates charity. Hates kids.
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BREAKING: Glad to have
@elonmusk
and the Musk Foundation's support. This will help us continue to support more small businesses.
#barstoolfund
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I got a covid question. How come it seems more widespread now than ever even with vaccines? Why is FL no different than other states when they ignore it? Like whats benefit of freaking out when it appears freaking out is as effective as letting people make their own life choices?
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Barstool Pizza Review - Dragon Pizza (Somerville, MA) The Worst Pizza Place in America
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Emergency Press Conference - I Bought Back Barstool Sports
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You really have to hate my guts to call my girlfriend a soft 5. I mean talk about your hatred for me blinding your judgement. Whatever. Haters gonna hate
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I started a media empire by myself. Worked 32 hour days, 8 days a week.Delivered newspapers till my fingers fell off. Almost died of exhaustion 7 times. Now I employee 250 people who love their jobs. But yeah I’ll listen to snowflakes tell me how to run my company
#brickbybrick
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Emergency Press Conference - Cancel Culture Is Coming For My Head
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When Trump who fits every at risk category known to man comes strutting out of the hospital trash talking how weak covid really is it will be the greatest day in the history of the stock market.
#DDTG
“The team and I are extremely happy with the progress the president has made”: Dr. Sean Conley provides an update on the president’s health from Walter Reed
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Hey
@nflcommish
remember that 250k donation you refused to take from me for frontline covid workers? I still have it. If you donate 250k to
#barstoolfund
to save small business I’ll match it. Quick 500k. Let’s go.
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Currently the only professional sports team that donated to the
#barstoolfund
are the
@Patriots
Let that sink in.
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Introducing The Barstool Fund
If you are a small business that needs help staying in business because of covid email us your story to barstoolfund
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Today is my birthday. I’m not a big birthday guy. Everybody gets born. It’s nothing to be proud of. So instead of birthday wishes I’d ask you to sent 1 negative tweet to any of my enemies. Do not threaten them. Just remind them that they stink. Thank you.
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Whoever follows Alex Trebek will have the biggest shoes to fill in the history of shoes. Maybe the most impossible man to replace in the history of the United States. He was perfect at his job.
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This is insanity. Let small businesses control their fate not the government. So many decades of blood, sweat and tears destroyed without even giving people a chance to fight. Scary that basic freedoms we took for granted can just be taken away by a few politicians.
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This is great news till you Google who Victor Bout is and realize Biden just got taken to the woodshed on this deal. This has to go down as the most lopsided trade in the history of trades. What happened to Griner was beyond fucked but this feels like a short sighted PR stunt
BREAKING: Brittney Griner released by Russia in 1-for-1 prisoner swap for arms dealer Viktor Bout, U.S. official says
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I love how
@RobinhoodApp
is like we’ll go back to normal tomorrow. What changed? Oh right? They crashed the market and let the hedge funds get out. Now suddenly there are no issues with it.
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I don’t care what side of the aisle you are on. You can’t have a guy who just consistently falls over in this type of manor as President. He exudes weakness. It’s primal.
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There is no country that is consistently attacked by their enemies + then told to use restraint when defending themselves (despite superior military) more than Israel. I want peace for all innocents in Middle East. I also fully support Israel's right to exist + defend itself.
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Somebody is going to have to explain to me in what world
@RobinhoodApp
and others literally trying to force a crash by closing the open market is fair? They should all be in jail.
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This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Act like a commissioner once and not a fan boy.
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The Klitschkos may be the most bad ass people on the planet.
Ukrainians are not backing down. This is the Mayor of Kyiv, Vitali Klitschko.
#RussiaUkraineWar
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Classless piece of shit
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For everybody who promised to leave the country if Trump won you can leave. For everybody else regardless of political affiliation let’s all work together to make the best of these next 4 years.
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Everytime I think Biden and crew can’t be dumber they outdo themselves. Seriously who gives a speech warning people about how dangerous Republicans are to Democracy while having a background that looks like the Soviet Union and Hitler had a baby?
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The SF chronicle can go fuck themselves.
The money is coming from the Barstool Fund, a $19 million pool founded by the controversial sports website Barstool Sports.
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You are scam artists. You are crooks. You deserve to be behind bars and you know it
In light of current market volatility, we are restricting transactions for certain securities to position closing only, including $AMC and $GME. Read more here.
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I’m in deep negotiations with him as we speak
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Joey Chesnut defending his crown on 4th of July while on crutches while beating up a protester mid competition will go down as one of the most athletic, most patriotic , most heroic performances in the history of not only only this country, but the world.
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I truly believe that if the forefathers were told that over 200 years from the time they wrote the Constitution it would still be the end all be all for all major decisions in this country they’d laugh and call us idiots. Let’s write laws now for year 4050 and see how they hold
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WAIT THE SUITS SHUTDOWN WALL STREET BETS? HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT LEGAL?
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Emergency Press Conference - 2nd Wave Corona Lockdown
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One of my absolute favorites calls. Sieberts Clothing
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I have decided that the same night
@nflcommish
watches mnf in his basement I will throw the biggest Fuck Roger Goodell party this world has ever seen. Location TBD.
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It happened. Lebron and I finally agreed on something.
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So
@RobinhoodApp
is saying they are protecting their users from over leveraging and getting burned. But somehow it’s okay when hedgefunds literally do the same exact thing. Nobody had a problem then until the hedge funds lost. Now speculating is a huge issue.
#frauds
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It’s awesome to see a team win without forming a super team. Without taking shortcuts like
@KingJames
You can tell they are real friends and teammates and respect each other.
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They want you to sell your $gme $nakd $nok and $amc because they won’t let you buy it back. Don’t let the crooks win
@RobinhoodApp
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What an absolutely idiotic tweet.
This is where I remind people that Robert Kraft is friends with Donald Trump and gave to his campaign. It’s incredible the Kraft family is doing this, but hope they understand their money helped empower their ✌🏾friend✌🏾
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Translation: Dave Portnoy caught us red handed. Our flustered reporter lied again and said she always planned on contacting him to get his side. She then scheduled a meeting. She then cancelled it till 1 minute before article was due so she could claim she tried to talk him
Portnoy agreed to a full-fledged interview, but when The Post asked to reschedule, he declined an alternate time and declined the offer to answer questions in writing.
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BREAKING: An old lady sitting next to me on a plane just spilled her water all over me. She apologized. I said “no problem” but I didn’t mean it. It’s a major problem.
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Things I Do
1. Make people money
2. Save Small Business
3. Gamble
4. Fuck
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I don’t do offline. That’s where shady shit happens. You bailed out Melvin cause he’s you’re boy along with Citadel. I think you had strong hand in todays criminal events to save hedge funds at the cost of ordinary people. Do you unequivocally deny that?
@stoolpresidente
@RobinhoodApp
Hey Dave , What’s your beef with me. I’m just trying to make a living just like you.Happy to take this offline
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I'm trying to think if this would bother me if I was an Eagles fan. I don't think so.
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RIP SUITMAN
HBO Sports president Peter Nelson is out, amidst a wider restructuring of that division
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FUCK YOU
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@StevenACohen2
@stoolpresidente
You’re arguing with a lunatic, Steve. Just do what everybody else does with this dimbulb - block Portnoy.
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I still don't understand how there are minimum ages for office but not maximum ages. There should be both. 30 and 70. And there shouldn't be 1 honest person who disagrees with that.
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Emergency Press Conference - I’m going to watch a MNF game with
@nflcommish
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