Tom Petrini
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Spurs reporter with @SlvrBlkCoffeeHr , slinging coffee and, uh, other stuff @lazydazeco . Formerly @KENS5 and @projectspurs .
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The Silver & Black Coffee Hour debut episode is now live on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts!
-Spurs season in review
-Trae Young?
-A local news broadcast from Wemby’s home planet
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Billy Ray Cyrus: “Baby's got a habit, diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car”
Me
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I have watched this a billion times, unable to stop cackling
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I thought it was actually 12
Can someone Google “Karl Malone 12” and confirm?
From 1986 to 2013, Karl Malone missed a Grand Total of 10 games in 18 seasons.
I repeat, 10 missed games in 18 fcking seasons!
Load Management my ass.
@TheDeliverer_32
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Gregg Popovich when he needed a bucket between 1997 and 2016:
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He looked directly into the camera like a scene in The Office 😭
Thomas Bryant’s reaction to Victor Wembanyama dunking on him😂
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Every first overall pick by the Spurs in one graphic
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Underrated part of this clip is Jalen Brunson at the very end watching Wemby send his 61-point game ball get sent into row Q
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SPURS WIN
SPURS WIN
PANDEMONIUM
BIENVENUE A SAN ANTONIO VICTOR WEMBANYAMA
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I can tell you from experience that Kawhi Leonard does not care about your murals, or your team, or your fans, or your city.
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Kawhi out here like
📂 Programs
📂 Dances
📂 salsa.exe
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It feels like Chet is hunting mismatches and Wemby is hunting Chet
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Moderator: *asks Beto a specific question about policy.
Beto: “uh lemme just do half of this in Español and hope they forget.”
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Richard Jefferson: “Tim Duncan got carried his whole career!”
Me:
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Wizards: “Just calling to check in on Dejounte”
Spurs: “He’s very good at basketball, thank you for checking in”
The Washington Wizards have ‘checked in’ on Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Dejounte Murray, per
@RealQuintonMayo
(Via )
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Mariah Carey just got boom roasted by the Spurs Coyote I like 2017 already
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21-year-old Dejounte Murray just like, chill Pop I got this
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*cries in San Antonian
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Lonnie Walker singlehandedly outscored the Rockets in the fourth quarter
I’ve been tryna tell y’all
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Ok I’ll be honest I didn’t expect Marco to humiliate Ja Morant like this
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Last basketball team to win at the Forum: San Antonio Spurs
Last basketball team to win at the Staples Center: San Antonio Spurs
Lakers in complete disarray, love to see it.
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“Tim Duncan never showed emotion”
-someone who never watched Tim Duncan
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SAPD murdered a kid. This officer and everyone who covered for him should fry.
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Gregg Popovich the night before the draft lottery:
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You’re right
While Tim Duncan did hit a buzzer beating three from this spot against the Suns, it wasn’t the third quarter of a preseason game
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Derrick White taking 5 charges and getting kneed in the crotch and elbowed in the face so hard he chipped a tooth was one of the most heroic performances I’ve ever seen on a basketball court.
This is what they want to take away from you.
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Wolf Blitzer: “We’ve got a Key Race Alert, let’s go to John King at the magic wall”
Me: John King:
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Spurs twitter Spurs twitter
normally: when someone
says AD is better
than Tim Duncan:
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“Protest that, you punk ass”
-Dejounte Murray, probably
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@TheHoopCentral
Excellent, but not as good as Tim Duncan laughing at Joey Crawford from the bench.
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Me and my friends after successfully cyberbullying the Spurs into giving us Fiesta jerseys:
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I need real San Antonio stories from Tim Duncan and I need it now
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People gave Pop hell when he said that Kawhi is a great player, but not yet a leader
Every day it gets more clear that he was correct about that
The treatment the Clippers gave Kawhi Leonard and Paul George rubbed some teammates the wrong way:
◾️ Kawhi and PG-13 had power over the practice schedule.
◾️ Kawhi lived in San Diego, which often made him late.
◾️ Teammates believed they could choose when they played.
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This is a Renaissance painting
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Pop loved it, you know he's gonna use it in an angry timeout later too.
"I WANT YOU TO SHOW HALF AS MUCH EFFORT AS COYOTE WHEN HE CAUGHT THAT BAT"
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Chet: “oh Keldon Johnson switched on me, I should try driving here”
Wemby: “I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ABOVE MY FIREPLACE”
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Tim Duncan is gonna be on the sidelines in San Antonio again, and that's a beautiful thing.
Spurs announce Will Hardy and Tim Duncan as Assistant Coaches.
MORE:
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“I’ve felt so much love towards me by the Spurs fans ever since May 16. I think there's murals of me in the city of San Antonio. This is so incredible… I could not ask for a better welcome than this. I really love the fanbase man.”
Victor Wembanyama, welcome home
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Pop telling Team USA to attack Patty in pick and roll tonight:
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Zaza took an extra step after Kawhi released the ball
Dirty as all hell
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San Antonio welcomes Danny Green and Kawhi Leonard. They let them both know how they feel.
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Wemby put up 40 and 20, sealed the OT win with a pick, hugged the ball like Timmy and chucked it into the stands to some lucky kid
It’s so beautiful I could cry
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@Radio_Reem
Everybody talking about Broke Bobby, nobody talking about how Chris K. is 70% single
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Spurs fans watching Kawhi and Marcus Morris stink it up in Game 7
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Is Kawhi arguably the best player on the planet? Yes.
Am I still bitter about how he forced his way off the Spurs? Yes.
Do I actively root against him because watching him succeed in another uniform hurts me deep in my soul? Also yes.
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@melodyMcooper
“I’m going to tell the police there’s an AFRICAN AMERICAN man threatening my life”
Seems like she understands the dynamic at play and weaponized it by lying to police in order to terrorize this man.
Only one person in this video is threatening someone’s life.
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Dejounte Murray is engaged in psychological warfare against James Harden
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DeMar DeRozan was right there...
Jazz guard Mike Conley will replace injured Suns guard Devin Booker on Team Durant in the NBA All-Star Game and in the 3-Point Contest, the league announced.
It is Conley’s first All-Star appearance.
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Shea deserves a Pulitzer for this
i have been reading SLAM since high school and so i am incredibly proud and overwhelmed with emotions right now as i get to tell you:
i wrote the victor wembanyama cover story for SLAM
i’m gonna cry
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Kawhi Leonard without an elite coach like Pop or Nick Nurse:
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Forever a Spur
We’ll miss you in San Antonio, Bala
Free agent G Patty Mills has agreed to a two-year, $12M deal with the Brooklyn Nets, his agent Steven Heumann of
@CAA_Basketball
tells ESPN. Deal includes a player option.
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Here’s another video of Dejounte making Zion look like a big stupid dump truck.
I love him so much
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Spurs fans, this is gonna be fun
Fans of the other teams, you have a maximum of 3 years to cash in on your title window and make peace with your god
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Why would she be embarrassed about being 100% correct
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Now we finally know why the relationship and trust between Kawhi and the Spurs broke down.
via
@wojespn
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“Don’t sleep on Tim Duncan”
-Michael Jordan
This is important and i will bring it up as much as possible
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Tony Parker on where he will live once his career is over:
"I will stay in San Antonio. I’ve been there 17 years. All my friends are there now. I like everything. The people, the air, the culture, everything, all the memories. I have a [routine] there now... It’s just home."
America and a love of basketball through the eyes of the black international
#NBA
player in
@TheUndefeated
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@tonyparker
@rudygobert27
@ThaboSefolosha
@daanteee
@NeneHilario42
@sergeibaka
@CapelaClint
@FrankLikina
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Tony Parker having a bit of fun with LaMarcus Aldridge 😂😂😂
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“Making his first appearance, one of the most versatile players in the NBA, representing the San Antonio Spurs, DEJOUNTE MURRAY”
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I watch Kawhi like a divorced dad scrolling through his ex wife’s vacation pics with her new man, hating to admit that she looks fine as ever.
Danny Green is our son, who we both love very much.
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever watched Manu Ginobili in crunch time?
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It’s a good thing Lonnie spared Trey Lyles’ life that one time
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Victor Wembanyama’s second Summer League game:
27 points
12 rebounds (4 offensive)
3 blocks
1 steal
9-14 FG
2-4 3PT
7-12 FT
A handful of otherworldly plays. I think he’s gonna be fine, guys.
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Spurs turned:
DeMar DeRozan S&T
Derrick White
Bryn Forbes
Drew Eubanks
2022 Detroit 2nd
Into:
Josh Richardson
Romeo Langford
Tomas Satoransky
2022 Toronto 1st
2022 Boston 1st
2025 Bulls 1st
2028 Boston 1st swap
2022 Lakers 2nd
2022 Bulls 2nd
2027 Utah 2nd
2028 Nuggets 2nd
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David is one of the nicest people you could ever meet, which makes this a million times funnier
remember when Phil Jackson said the Spurs 1999 ring had an asterisk so David Robinson left him hanging high & dry @ the all-star game the following year 🐐
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I need every famous Spurs fan/person with a San Antonio tie courtside for the season opener.
Pedro Pascal, Selena Gomez, Samuel L Jackson, Shea Serrano, IceJJFish, everybody.
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KD said stop playing with gold medalist Gregg Popovich
TURN IT UP
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Usually when you see this much space created there’s a push off or something.
Nope.
Wemby just juked this man out of his jock strap. Sensational.
Still thinking about the way Wemby shook Dillon Brooks here to get free for the jumper in OT
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"I just talked to Keldon and said this is the last time we'll miss the playoffs"
-Devin Vassell
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