Rodger Sherman
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spent the entire 2023 season on a 62-game college football road trip! now recuperating.
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2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels
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everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”
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FOUR MONTHS AFTER PICKING UP THE SPORT
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@erinjackson480
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Amazon paid $13 billion over 11 years for Thursday Night Football. that's $1.18 billion per year. and there are 15 TNF games per year. long story short they paid about $78 million to broadcast this Colts-Broncos game
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the comic timing of "the good news is he's got plenty of other rackets" is off the charts
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imagine telling every athlete and coach in the world "so I invented a new way of jumping, you guys are all doing it wrong" and being 100 percent right
RIP to the man who changed the high jump forever – Dick Fosbury.
He became a legend at the 1968 Mexico City Olympic Games when he unveiled his revolutionary “Fosbury Flop” to win high jump gold and clear an Olympic record height.
News ⤵️
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nobody has ever been closer to the "cool guy walking away from an explosion" thing that happens in movies than Jay Wright saying "bang" and quietly walking away while his team won the national championship on a buzzer-beater
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DJ Crazy Times and Biljana 1.0 giving 200% energy to a bewildered, not-terminally-online crowd at the Jonas Brothers show is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
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I have decided to limit myself to 1 full view of this video every time I see it on my TL instead of 7-8
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I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the
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LeBron's HS QB sitting at home
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A one-GIF argument against the current NFL overtime format
When you lose the toss knowing Derrick Henry is getting the ball
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The Baby Section is such an incredible addition to NBA games
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Kawhi Leonard picked the Clippers because Steve Ballmer helped develop his favorite video game, Microsoft Office XP
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Here’s that video you wanted of 38-year old Josh McCown destroying people in a charity basketball game
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every player's shoe price should be their career high
In honor of Damian Lillard’s 71-point game, Adidas is dropping the price on all of his shoes to $71.
Respect. 🤝
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JUSTIN DONT GET THE INJECTION JUSTINNN ITS THE SAME DOCTOR WHO STABBED TYROD IN THE LUNGS JUSTIIIIINNNNN JUST SIT OUT ITS WEEK 3 JUSTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
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I like to imagine Josh Allen saying this in his head when he starts scrambling
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This is stunning. Notre Dame hasn’t lost a game this badly in almost two weeks.
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I have once again decided to look at Derrick Henry's high school game log
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The TikTok corgi has now predicted all 4 games correctly in Lakers-Warriors…
He has Golden State coming back from 3-1 down 👀
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Me having anxiety about an upcoming social event
Me after 2.5 beers at the social event
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If you showed me this video, and I didn't know about college football, I'd assume this was some small country's dictator.
Jimbo Fisher’s trumpeted arrival to College Station:
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Jaylen Waddle making waddling like a penguin his signature TD celebration is the most adorable thing to happen in the NFL in years
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2. Become wealthy enough to purchase Amazon from Jeff Bezos (should take 1-2 years)
3. Cancel Thursday Night Football permanently
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right now
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Katie Ledecky, pictured with the 7 next best swimmers in the world.
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#BREAKING
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Justin Herbert had a passing TD in 36 of 37 career starts before tonight. IDK how the sportsbooks do it
Justin Herbert 1+ Passing TD is being boosted from -800 to +100
@DKSportsbook
tonight...
Let me say that again...
JUSTIN HERBERT 1+ PASS TD IS BEING BOOSTED FROM -800 to +100
@DKSportsbook
TONIGHT 🚨
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Annual reminder: There is an enormous market for this video game and EA wanted to pay athletes so they could keep making it, but NCAA schools won't license the game because it hurts their legal argument that college athletes don't deserve money
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am I to understand that the Monstars—a group of alien employees of an amusement park in a faraway galaxy—have an equipment deal with Nike, whose most valuable endorser they are trying to kidnap
'Space Jam 2' uniforms for Tune Squad, Monstars have been unveiled. 👀
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a stunning amount of the ads on Amazon Prime are for Amazon Prime, the service I am paying for to watch the ads
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31 NFL mascots spend their time doing normal stuff, Jaxson De Ville is always launching himself off buildings and lighting himself on fire. He does not fear death. He yearns to be released from an existence dedicated to the Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jaguars probably won't win the game, but they won the pregame show! 😂
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Sports Science was great because while "sports science" is a real field they didn't really do that. they just strapped some sensors to, like, Dwight Freeney as he trucked the host at full speed and said "wow! that hit had 3,700 pounds of force! that's as much as A LARGE SUV"
Remember when they had Kevin Love boxing out a sumo wrestler?
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it's pretty funny that the Rams had the No. 1 pick in the draft, used it on Jared Goff, and were just like "okay WOW that's the last time we ever try doing THAT"
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LeBron James has played in 13.5 percent of all the NBA Finals ever (10/74)
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“Antonio Brown is gonna sign with the Patriots” was so much funnier when it was a joke
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I actually think we're underselling the fact that the Kings had the longest postseason drought in NBA history and then installed a Giant Victory Laser on top of their stadium and instantly became one of the best teams in the NBA
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Is the NFL really gonna let MLB surpass them in taunting
Jazz Chisholm Jr. hit the Eurostep after his HR vs. the Nats the other day
Josh Rogers struck him out last night and returned the favor. Ultimate troll 😂
@BRWalkoff
(via
@mlb
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Do you think the Broncos will ever admit they hired Nathaniel Hackett because they thought they were going to get Aaron Rodgers and then just kinda had to live with it
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Fairleigh Dickinson failed to win the tournament of the lowest-rated conference on Kenpom. They were the 68th team on the NCAA's official seed list. They are the shortest team in all of Division I and they took down a 7-4 guy.
Greatest upset in college basketball history.
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The Gang Takes Over The Sound System After The Eagles Win Their First Ever Super Bowl
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Nickelodeon has been dumping slime on people for at least 30 years and it hasn't gotten old yet. Entire entertainment empires have risen and fallen and yet the slime persists. They slimed before I was born and will continue sliming after I die
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This has to be the least exciting highlight ever posted by a team on social media
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Justin Herbert really risked his entire NFL future so your Chargers +3.5 bet could hit on the backdoor cover
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Awesome pic of the play which had the biggest impact on the game. Look at the determination on everybody's faces. This is what the NFL is all about
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what if the Jeff Saturday thing ends up revealing that being an NFL head coach is actually way easier than everybody has claimed and you don't need to grind 90-hour weeks for 2 decades to be good at it
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I’ve spent 10 months as the
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Matt Araiza supporter. I helped bring him to public attention, nicknamed him “Punt God” and enthusiastically cultivated a fandom around him.
Cut him ASAP. Easy call. He could kick it 1000 yards, and I would not care. He should not play in the NFL.
Breaking: A civil lawsuit filed Thursday in state court accuses three San Diego State University football players — including Matt Araiza, a top punter now in the NFL — of gang raping a 17-year-old girl last year at an off-campus party.
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it is once again time for me to tweet the Brian Schottenheimer career summary
Cowboys announced they hired Brian Schottenheimer as their new offensive coordinator.
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if it weren't for football this would just be three guys having a contest to see who could throw the weirdest thing
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Oklahoma band playing "Boomer Sooner" for first downs trailing 56-14 like the Titanic band trying to keep morale up as the ship went under
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The Bears cut Robbie Gould in 2016, leading to years upon years of kicker-related angst and frustration, but it was all part of the grand plan to have him hit a game-winning field goal against the Packers in 2022. 4D Chess.
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"captain, we've turned the tropical bird switch up to 10. we're at
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I wanna talk more about how Cincinnati’s left tackle got ejected and they were just like “oh we’d been saving up this absolutely massive German dude for occasions like this"
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Everybody who thinks about the NFL Draft should reflect on how Trevor Lawrence & Justin Fields were ranked 1-2 out of high school, 1-2 after their sophomore years, 1-2 after their junior years, and then in between January and April 2021 it became Lawrence/Wilson/Lance/Fields
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Mascot is a wild job. You can toss a kid into a new area code and when you clock out, you take off your costume and walk the streets like a normal person, nobody knows what you’ve done
Jazz Bear just ruined these kids during a game of musical chairs
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If your stadium seats over 100,000 fans under no circumstances should you invite Appalachian State to play your team
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racking my brain for any reason that Jalen Hurts would spend the day after he made the Super Bowl by traveling all the way to Syracuse to watch a regular season college hoops game between two colleges he did not attend. I don't understand it but I respect it
Jalen Hurts is celebrating his NFC championship by taking in some college hoops. 🏆
(🎥:
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I maintain that Squirrel Touchdown is the greatest moment in football announcing history
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over the past 20 minutes I have become obsessed with Hall of Fame Guy:
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—played pro hoops in Switzerland
—former commissioner of Arena Football League
—forged $50k check to himself to finance a run for Congress
—HE'S 6-9, 400 POUNDS
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I’m so mad Daniel Carlson didn’t kick that ball sideways and become an instant NFL legend
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