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@punished_cait
“im a more interesting sex object than this imaginary woman who even in my own head was picked over me to be loved forever while i am ignored despite remaining sexually available” is such an incomprehensibly degrading fantasy, not in a kinky way in a dehumanizing Seek Therapy way
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@DsThotz
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@MrBlue22AtNite
honestly the whole point of therapy to me is having someone deconstruct the insane worlds i build in my head with made up rules and counterproductive priorities
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@thebiggestyee
fr such an odd thing to find strange!! people in the replies like "it's a christian thing"???? no??? marriage is a big deal, this is very common!! one of my best friends & his wife hyphenated; both quickly changed their socials bc guess what thats their name now and it's cool af!
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@baileymoon96
i also don’t buy that if a michelin chef took over a beef place in chicago there wouldn’t be a line of yuppies out the door every day the second the news broke on eater
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@raynefq
literally think i’d feel less violated if a sex tape leaked than a recording of relationship voice
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@JarettSays
the fact that emma doing a parody was more natural and had more charisma than the original lmfao
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@rottingpussy
bringing pompoms to a game is insane you need those hands free to hold twisted tea
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@LinkofSunshine
for me it's because it's a weirdly pure interaction where neither *really* cares about it in a meaningful way; they're both just doin' shit. she's just sorta being obnoxious and he's just blindly following instructions. coming together to create Content. only in New Yawk baby.
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@neutralmeghotel
ive gotten this twice now and have just closed the app and reopened and avoided it
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@LinkofSunshine
also the french revolution did not institute communism lmfao it very famously promoted liberal democracy
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@FreeTradeShill
the people responding to this with like actual rw political beliefs instead of like "i drive a pickup" are killing me
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@tayylorr__
i have a theory that most of the time when people behave this way on tiktok they’re usually promoting their porn and it appears this is more evidence supporting that theory
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@bestofsnook
ive never hated all three of them simultaneously more, so soon after never loving all three of them simultaneusly more. absolutely vile show i love it so much
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@JayShams
this is a great example of why the idea that the court should just publish a "list" of un-redacted names is so absurd
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@SAMOYEDWAVE
in third grade i got admin access because the eMacs had an admin page where the usernames could be selected from a dropdown, and then i picked the school secretary and randomly and correctly guessed that her password was just her first name all lower case
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@raynefq
saying heidi gardner isnt hot but jimmy fallon is has gotta be some type of misogyny on its own
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@sonyashea3
i personally enjoyed saltburn a bit more, mostly for pacing reasons, but paul schrader's facebook review was golden
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dom canzone every game for some reason
Dom Canzone with a solo homer to left field to provide the Mariners with their first run of the night ... in the seventh inning.
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@AChillGhost
i actually remember when some TV shows and movies started coming back and everyone immediately was like "do NOT reference covid in your art. we want an escape not another reminder." and there were a handful of like CBS dramas that had masks in them but everything else was Normal
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@kenklippenstein
the fact that the guy who pre-wrote the obit died 13 years before he did lmfao
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@speckvoices
she invented POV tiktok and nobody since her has ever used the term POV properly 😡😡😡
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@superkeara
like i'm seeing people literally reinforcing patriarchal ideas of femininity and then declaring because it's feminine it's feminist i feel like i'm losing my mind
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@giovasili
idk how really because im pretty sure ive never seen this photo before but immediately deduced it was about aids. something uniquely horrific about the tragedy that the totality of despair just seeps so prevalently through any art related to it
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@kelly_scraps
how does someone even have time to date five people simultaneously do they each get a day of the week 💀
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@_pem_pem
one of my least favorite Modern Things is people using idpol to convert complicated human nature into simple math so they can turn their critical thinking skills off or morally justify not having any
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@holdenfordfocus
my favorite tweet so far is "how did greta not get nominated for director when she made the studio a billion dollars" like come on man
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@elaifresh
genuinely curious-- what do you mean by social? this looks like a meteorological phenomenon hahaha
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@cooperlund
absolutely obsessed to an incalculable degree with Posting very much existing in the 1910s and being called Poetry
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@ihatethiskid
are you guys crazy or am i hallucinating the produce and meat and dairy sections? just because they don’t have 15 brands of everything doesn’t mean it’s not there lmao
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An *airplane* was just stolen near one of the largest cities in America. Here's what cable news is covering right now:
CNN: Mueller set to interview hookers
MSNBC: Manafort
FNC: Facebook asks for bank data
I know there's not a lot of reportable info yet, but come on.
#SeaTac
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@RiverTamYDN
it's like the left version of the bud light boycott. something with only tangential at best associations to the cause you oppose getting the most vitriol simply because it's the biggest brand you can think of
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@GuyLodge
one of my favorite annual bits is when people recast their own insecurity about their lack of engagement with art as Elitism or whatever on the part of people who are passionate about it
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@camillard
*finds out her boss likely died in a brutal massacre*
“haha hey so wanna have the worlds worst second date when we get back to LA?”
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@postboob
now imagine your ex BEING ON THE TEAMS MEETING because your first gf was a coworker ha ha i would never do that
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@JillFilipovic
my favorite thing about these guys is their complete inability to let go of their fundamental principle that women's idea of male attractiveness is Muscles.
they get mad because they don't attract women, then insist women want Muscles, then get even madder when they don't
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@oldredtree
every scene is just people in a room and it’s still more dramatic and with higher emotional stakes and impact than any other shower on tv 😌
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@criminalplaza
it’s a newly built stadium in a 90% black and brown city this isn’t the own you think it is
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@lmNOTcatholic
he’s such a good example of how the strength of a “cancelation” is super dependent on how much people like your music/comedy/movies/athletic performance. no amount of problematic is as harmful to your career as making corny records
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White women humor b like this guy took a shit and didn’t wipe his ass after then he came inside of me that’s it that be the entire joke
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@goodbeanalt
im genuinely more offended by starting a conversation and then giving responses like "nothing" and "good" than the waffle thing
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@Soeljchillinger
it literally took me until the end of the video to realize they were two different people and not just the girl using the male filter periodically
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@BIMBOMINDSET
the main appeal of the second season is watching colin farrell play the most divorced guy in the history of the world
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People are afraid to admit they like Arby's online or in public but nearly every individual I've ever spoken with on the issue has been pro-Arby's
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@dollarbillbluez
once saw a tiktok where a guy chose this for his voice prompt and then literally just recorded himself saying the words "i bet you can't" -- have yet to see anything beat that
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@zaktoscani
like "im not going to press this with HR, but i just want to know why you did that" would be a pretty easy route for the guy to take
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