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‼️‼️NOT THE CALIFORNIA DMV‼️‼️ Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2017. Posts hourly.
Joined April 2023
This is a bot that posts real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received, with real customer and DMV comments. If you enjoyed this account, please consider giving it a star on GitHub!.
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Customer: I'M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD.DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: SHOE FETISH.DMV: SHOE FETISH. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: LOVE HER TOES.DMV: LOVE HER TOES. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: I LOVE MY CAT.DMV: I LOVE CAT. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME.DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I LOVE TO FISH, COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN MANY YEAR AGO.DMV: FISH=FUCK IT SHIT HAPPENS. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: SUP BRA" IS SURFER LINGO FOR "WHAT IS HAPPENING MAN?/HOWS IT GOING?.DMV: BRA? WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: MY NEW CAR IS A LEXUS RC F AND I AM SOOOO HAPPY!.DMV: FUCK YOU. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: AM A GAY MAN WHO LOVES PLAYING VIDEO GAMES (GAY GAYMER).DMV: LOOKS LIKE HE IS SAYING GAMER BUT HE IS USING GAY. COULD BE TAKEN OFFENSIVLY. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: ARMS DEALER.DMV: ARMS DEALER. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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If you noticed we completely skipped posting during pride month. That is because we forgot this account existed.
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Customer: I LOVE PUKE.DMV: I LOVE PUKE. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: NICKNAME: PRONOUNCED ARRON.DMV: THREATENING (NAME ISNT AARON). Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: THIS STANDS FOR "IN MY BACK YARD". THIS IS A PLAY ON NIMBY, "NOT IN MY BACK YARD".DMV: I'M BISEXUAL . Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: MY GRANDMOTHERS INTIALS.DMV: FUCK YOU. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I LOVE THE CUTE BARKS AND CHIRP SOUNDS ANIMALS MAKE. DMV: YIFFY=SEXY OR HORNY (IN FURRY FANDOM). Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT, MY RACE IN GAME IS GNOME. GNOMER 1.DMV: GNOMER CAN BE A WORD MEANING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: NIC NAME.DMV: FUTA=FUCKED UP THE ASS. Verdict: DENIED
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Incredible.
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Customer: ONE BAD BITCH.DMV: ONE BAD BITCH. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I HATE OHIO BUCKEYES. I AM A MICHIGAN WOLVARINE FAN.DMV: I HATE OHIO. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: BYE BYE BRO.DMV: WHAT THE FUCK. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: ACCELERATE.DMV: ACCELERATE. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: YOU FOOL.DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: THAT IS MY MIDDLE NAME. DMV: MAYONAISE. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: (not on record).DMV: 666?. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: HAVE A DISEASE CALLED ALS. I'M DYING. THERE'S NO CURE. IT SUCKS. I HOPE TO GET A LITTLE BIT OF AWARENESS FOR THIS RARE DISEASE. DMV: SUCKS?. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record).DMV: ATE. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: PORSCHE 911 VERY COOL.DMV: 911 EMERGENCY. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: FISH BALL.DMV: FISH… BALL… SOME SORT OF SEXUAL?. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record).DMV: CYBER SEX. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: THIS IS A GIFT FOR MY WIFE! IT WAS HER IDEA. THE REASON BEHIND THIS PLATE IS WE HAVE TWO SONS CORDER AND DEACON!.DMV: BOY BREEDER. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: 5 IN THE FAMILY AND WE LIKE TACOS!.DMV: TACOS. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: A'S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE "A" NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: A NICK NAME THAT MY MOTHER WHO PASSED AWAY CALLED ME AS A CHILD TILL HER DEATH.DMV: ASS MONKEY. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: REFERS TO THE SPECIAL "FLAT 6" NORMALLY ASPIRATED ENGINE WHICH IS IN THE CAR.DMV: SEX…. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS PIZZA AND TACOS.DMV: TACO. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: FAT NUT.DMV: LARGE EJACULATION. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: HAVE UNWAVERING FAITH (4) RESPECT THE DAY.DMV: WHO FARTED. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: HATE TRAFFIC.DMV: she hates the traffic. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: EVIL MERCEDES BENZ.DMV: EVIL, SOME MAY FIND OFFENSIVE OR HOSTILE. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: CATS CALLING CRY.DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: SENTIMENTAL REASONS.DMV: FUCK YOU. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: CHILDHOOD NICKNAME.DMV: UGLY KID. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: NAME INITIALS.DMV: FUCK YOU BITCH. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: FINAL FANTASY 14 NERD.DMV: 14 GANG REFERENCE. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: WHEN I PLAYED FOOTBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL MY JERSEY NUMBER WAS 69 AND MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME WAS SLUT.DMV: SLUT 69. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I LOVE TO FISH.DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: 666 IS THE SIGN/MARK OF THE END OF DAYS, I AM SAYING NO TO THE MARK. DMV: NO DEVIL. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: SEXY BEACH.DMV: SUB/SEXY66 MARKED ALREADY - SEXY666 marked unacceptable. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: BORN GAY.DMV: my instructions are to run any gay or lesbian plate by the review board, but as long as its positive it is acceptable… Customer's last name is Gay. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: SOUND A SINGLE CYLINDER MOTORCYLE MAKE. BRRRRAP.DMV: SOUNG OF A GUN. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: JAX IS MY DOG AND THIS CAR IS A BOX. SO THE CAR IS HER BOX. DMV: BOX . Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: I AM SYSTEMS ADMIN AND USE MAC OS X. IT IS A TRIBUTE TO THE NAME OF THE SOFTWARE. DMV: OH SEX FORVER. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME. SPANISH FOR A GUY NAMED IBAN. DMV: TALIBAN. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.DMV: PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: GRANDKID INITIALS.DMV: Dajjal is an evil figure in Islamic eschatology. He is to appear pretending to be the Masih (i.e. the Messiah) at a time in the future. (Islam's Antichrist) not out with correct spelling. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: STOP FEAR UNCERTAINTY AND DOUBT IN THE NEW YEAR.DMV: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: CELEBRATION OF MY SON MOVING OUT OF THE HOUSE.DMV: DICK. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: ARTILLERY.DMV: ARTILLERY. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: CODE ALIAS.DMV: LOOK ALIKE. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: (not on record).DMV: 88-HITLER RELATED. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: ME LOVE FASHION ART.DMV: FART. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: YESTERDAY KILLS YOUR MIND FOREVER.DMV: yipee ki-yay motherfucker. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: SAINT ANN IS AN IMPORTANT HISTORICAL FIGURE AND SOMEONE WHO I MODEL MY LIFE AFTER. DMV: Satan. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Happy 1st of the month to those who observe 🎊 (no, this is not real)
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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE.DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: NAME.DMV: BALLS. DRY BALLS… LAST NAME IS BALDRY. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: AS BIG AS A TANK. FOR EXCURSION.DMV: 1 FU…. FURY…F-U-RA-RY FARRARI. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MOTORCYCLES SAY, BRAAPP! BUT BA RAPP IS GOOD TOO. DMV: JAPANESE GAY PORN . Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: NOT HETEROSEXUAL.DMV: NOT STRAIGHT. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: IT WI MAKE MYSELF AND OTHERS LAUGH. DMV: SUCK ME. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: OUR CHILDREN'S INITIALS.DMV: PLEASANT AS FUCK, PIMP AS FUCK, AWKWARD AS FUCK, ANNOYING AS FUCK. LAST NAME INITIAL IS F. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: GET SKINNY.DMV: GET SKINNY, BODY SHAMING. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: (not on record).DMV: 666 MARK OF THE BEAST THE DEVIL EVIL. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: IF YOU KNOW COME OVER PLEASE SHARE.DMV: FUCK COPS. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: D4T IS D"FORTY" WHICH IS THE CHASSIS CODE FOR MY MODEL YEAR. A55 IS THE ENGINE CODE THAT CORRESPONDS TO THE 2.0T ENGINE FOR AUDI.DMV: DAT ASS. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: IN A WORLD OF SMART CARS, PHONES, WATER, ETC. I HAVE REALIZED I AM JUST A DUMB GUY. DMV: DUMB GUY. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: FAMILY NAMES.DMV: GOD DAMN. CUSTOMERS LAST NAME IS GAW. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: CLASSIC CAR.DMV: BAD MOTHERFUCKER, HAS A 57 CHEVY. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: GERMAN WORD FOR REALLY COOL LITERALLY NASTY OR WICKED.DMV: GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS "HORNY". Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY GREAT GRADFATEHRS NAME WAS UZI. THIS NAME WAS PASSED DOWN TO ME AS MY MIDDLE NAME AND HOLDS EXTREME SIGNIFIGANCE FOR ME. DMV: OOOOZI GUN. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I LOVE BIG BLACK CARS.(GOING ON A BLACK JEEP WRANGLER).DMV: BBC STANDS FOR BIG BLACK COCK. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: GRANDMOTHER'S NAME. PHUC NGO NGUYEN.DMV: PHUC = FUCK?. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MILF HUNTER.DMV: sexual connotation. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: FIND YOUR UNIVERSAL EVERLASTING CONSCIOUSNESS SEARCHING(FOR) KNOWLEDGE.DMV: FUCK YES. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record).DMV: MONKEY. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I HAD TESTICULAR CANCER.DMV: NUT, SEXUAL REFERENCE. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: IT IS MY NICKNAME AND GAMERTAG FOR MY XBOX LIVE ACCOUNT AND MOST OF MY FRIENDS CALL ME BY THIS NAME. DMV: SEXUAL- ARE YOU HARD?. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY GRANDCHILDREN CALL ME POP BOB.DMV: SHOOT BOB. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: BLACKED OUT.DMV: BLACKED OUT, COULD BE REFERING TO BEING REALLY DRUNK. Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: DAD CALLED ME THIS.DMV: FREE RAPE?. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I TURNED 50 AND I'M LOVING IT.DMV: 5O, POLICE REFERENCE. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY INITIALS.DMV: BAD CUM JOB. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: THE SOUND MY DIRTBIKE MAKES AND FAVORITE NUMBER. DMV: BRAP IS MARKED UNACCEPTABLE? URBAN SAYS IT IS THE SOUND OF A GUNSHOT. Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY GIRLFRIEND SHEEY IS "IT". DMV: SHIT. Verdict: DENIED
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