Siraj Hashmi
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This clip of Kobe explaining the game to his daughter went viral just last week too.
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Norm MacDonald said this at the fuckin ESPYs lmaooo. an absolute legend. rest in peace Norm
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has anyone thought to cancel the Taliban takeover by digging up all its old tweets?
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Dianne Feinstein may be gone, but this clip of her dunking on a bunch of kids to their face will live on forever in our hearts.
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I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest.
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Joe Rogan isn’t some sort of menacing figure trying to take over the world. the dude literally just has an inquiring mind. even if he comes to the wrong conclusion sometimes, he keeps it moving and asks questions trying to get to the truth. isn’t that a virtue we should all want?
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None of the five countries they filed a complaint against are China
Climate activist Greta Thunberg and 15 other young people file a human rights complaint with the United Nations against five countries over the climate crisis
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OH I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vest after drinking
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if you ever compare 1/6 to 9/11 again, please forever shut the fuck up
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Trump was banned from Twitter not because of his handling of 1/6, but because he would savage Biden every day on this website. change my mind.
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me: hi, i’d like a coke, please.
server: is pepsi okay?
me:
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Well, good thing my wife has them stored in her purse.
Testicles may make men more vulnerable to coronavirus: study
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Mike Bloomberg could've spent the $450 million he dumped into ads for his presidential campaign to instead buy new water pipes for the city of Flint. Yet, here we are.
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so do i have this right? the Lincoln Project is a group of Republicans that are anti-Republican trying to elect Democrats and in the process somehow elect Republicans?
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ppl say The Big Bang Theory is “not funny.” the laugh track during their show tapings suggest otherwise
Dave Chappelle Says Hannah Gadsby Is 'Not Funny.' The Laughter At Her Show Taping Suggests Otherwise
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I’m no fan of James O’Keefe, but this Amy Robach-Jeffrey Epstein story is huge.
It’s a goddamn scandal and a stain on every news organization who had credible information on Epstein, but killed their respective reporting on him due to external and internal pressure.
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the fact that Andrew Cuomo resigned over this sexual harassment scandal and not for his actions with nursing homes in New York after the COVID outbreak especially after the Biden DOJ refused to investigate is a stain on our justice system.
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Can't believe FIFA prefers to make money over catering to the demands of Megan Rapinoe smh
Megan Rapinoe furious over men's finals scheduled after World Cup final
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Trump: "Hey John, can you come in here a sec? Shut the door."
Bolton: "What can I do for you, Mr. President?"
Trump: "John, I mustache you for your resignation."
Bolton:
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joke’s on you, Biden has no recollection of that press conference
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dying to know what part of “they should leave little children alone” is anti-LGBTQ
Call Of Duty removes FaZe Clan member NICKMERCS skin from game after Anti-LGBTQ comments during Pride Month.
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Trump’s extended un-American travel ban undermines our nation’s core values. It is clearly driven by hate, not security.
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damn, it’s always the ones you least expect
BREAKING: Newly declassified documents reveal that the CIA has been secretly conducting massive surveillance programs that capture Americans’ private information.
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Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed multiple women on his staff, but he also sent thousands of elderly New Yorkers in nursing homes to their early grave and tried to cover it up, so, it;s impossible to say if he’s bad or not,
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*hastily disassembles my Lego Boeing 747*
FBI: Investigators found fully assembled U.S. Capitol Lego toy at Jan. 6 riot leader’s home
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ladies & gentlemen, i regret to inform you Eddie Murphy is CANCELED
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Jordan is a damn legend for bringing up the “Crying Jordan” meme at Kobe and GiGi’s memorial
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you threatened to doxx my wife when i put you on the List and then proceeded to doxx my wife after i reminded you what i did to help you and your family, you fucking coward.
I apologize to those who had to tolerate me going back forth the past 2 days w all these right-wing hate merchants & trolls. I wanted to see what happens if you fight back, push back against their intimidation, & flip the script. As predicted, they whine & fold. Weak & brittle.
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are… are they shitposting while being invaded?!
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he bombed both a hospital and a wedding, Andrew
Happy anniversary to the biggest scandal of the Obama presidency.
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Kamala Harris dropped out of the 2020 Democratic primary before any votes were cast because she was so unlikeable among Democratic voters, but go off, king.
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@jimmykimmel
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Harris is so unpopular is because Americans are sexist and racist
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This guy is bleeding from his skull and the police have the nerve to tell the media he “tripped”
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just so we’re clear—Charlie Kirk is a fucking braindead moron.
Just so we’re clear—I stand by every word of this.
Listen to my full thoughts on Simone Biles’ “Mental Health” spectacle yesterday here:
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this is incredibly insensitive to my muslim brothers and sisters who were slain in cold blood while they were literally praying because they want to be closer to their creator and they want to become better people.
At 1st I thought of saying, “Imagine being told your house of faith isn’t safe anymore.”
But I couldn’t say “imagine.”
Because of Charleston.
Pittsburgh.
Sutherland Springs.
What good are your thoughts & prayers when they don’t even keep the pews safe?
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cancel
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if you must, but that only means people will start making Joe Rogan in their bathtubs
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America and, most of all, the Democratic party don’t deserve Andrew Yang
Andrew Yang says Democrats need to improve their appeal to the working class: "In there minds the Democratic party unfortunately has taken on this role of the coastal urban elites who are more concerned about policing various cultural issues than improving their way of life."
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Nothing says “maybe you should lose a few pounds” like gifting your already rail thin life partner a Peloton
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In Dec. 2017, Matt Gaetz refers to his Cuban son, Nestor, as his “helper.”
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George Takei in Gaza
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The Israeli government has cut off food, water, and fuel to 2 million people inside Gaza. Collective punishment is not only contrary to international law, it is inhumane and illogical. How will this deescalate the violence rather than radicalize many more? It is madness.
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my sister in Islam, you’re literally the mayor of Chicago
I’m sick of this shit. How many people need to be murdered? How many lives torn apart? Until it actually stops?
We don’t have to live like this. And we don’t have to die like this.
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I could watch Andrew and Chris Cuomo dunking on each other on tv for days
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when you find out you might be back in the Senate again
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