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I know this is pointless because everyone is struggling, but I'm looking for part-time editing work. If you have any leads I'd love the assist.
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BREAKING NEWS: All these cows are kissing this dog
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“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
*Rey looks around for a moment, then smiles*
“Rey Star Wars.”
DIRECTED BY JJ ABRAMS
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This trivia from MUPPETS MOST WANTED is burned into my brain
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A lonely, damaged, hopeless nation braces itself to hear Chris Pratt's Mario voice
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It's Cate Blanchett's birthday, which gives me an excuse to share this photoshoot
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[Benoit Blanc voice] Hells bells these Muppets have gotten themselves into some sort of great caper.
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I was sent down here from Washington DC to see about Rebecca Ferguson. See who’s yelling at her.
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DEATH ON THE NILE is going to have a very awkward press tour
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HBO Max is one of the best streaming services around because they actually have movies! If they start cutting back on that for more PROPERTY BROTHERS or whatever bullshit they have on Discovery+, I will cancel that subscription so damn fast.
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Decided to rewatch all of TRUE DETECTIVE from the beginning, and for all the doom and gloom, I forgot how funny the first season is. Anytime McConaughey says something dark and dour and depressing the camera cuts to Woody Harrelson making faces like this
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He retired to smoke weed and play video games all day because he's the king, next question
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Me the second the temperature rises above 70 degrees
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I’ve been thinking about this framing pretty much every day since I first saw it
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The Jurassic World trilogy severely overestimates how much interest I have in Blue the velociraptor. (I have zero interest)
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Dakota Johnson and Mia Goth on the set of SUSPIRIA (2018)
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Warner Bros shooting themselves in the foot by shelving Batgirl and missing out on the big Brendan Fraser comeback, very amusing
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The "thumb drive" joke in THE BATMAN is very funny.
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Every James Cameron story is like “Some asshole came into my office to complain about the budget and I shot him with a harpoon gun” and it’s funny every time
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James Cameron’s drawings for his never-made SPIDER-MAN movie
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I can't believe there are people who don't like this movie
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Read his comment in the Tim Robinson shouting voice
Adam Driver says he’s tired about people asking him about why he plays Italians and will probably stop.
“Who gives a shit that it was 2 Italians back to back… I’m like, ‘It’s 2! It’s 2 Italians!’ It’s just 2.”
(Source: )
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Imagine your parent dies and Kermit the Frog tells you he’s sorry
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First look at Albert Einstein in Greta Gerwig's 'BARBIE'.
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(This is no less stupid than the actual ending)
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I, for one, am very excited for Tessa Thompson Wears A Suit: The Movie
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INTERVIEWER: Thank you so much for being here today!
RIDLEY SCOTT: I will fucking kill you.
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Anyway the Muppets are magical and we are worse off not having new Muppet movies in our lives.
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Wow the full THE RISE OF SKYWALKER opening crawl has leaked
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We need to stop making modern movies until someone figures out what the fuck is going on with lighting
First look at Jude Law as Captain Hook in ‘PETER PAN & WENDY’.
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GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE is now streaming on Amazon Prime Video
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Everyone laughed at this being the only still for so long and then you see this scene and it’s amazing
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Well, he should be, since it's the best movie in that trilogy.
EXCLUSIVE: Rian Johnson is "even more proud" of The Last Jedi five years on, he tells Empire in a major new interview reflecting on his
#StarWars
sequel.
READ MORE:
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GLASS ONION is the most fun I’ve had at the movies in a long, long time. It’s bigger, funnier, and more twisty than KNIVES OUT, and I think this might be the best performance of Daniel Craig’s career?
#TIFF22
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You are allowed to consume and enjoy problematic art. I know this is somehow shocking news to the population of twitter dot com, but it’s the truth.
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Me, stoned out of my mind and reading the Three Stooges Wikipedia page
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Prediction: the trailer will start with him doing the generic "IT'S-A ME!" accent, and then he'll clear his throat and say "Oh wow excuse me, something in my throat!" and speak in his regular Chris Pratt voice
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Always loved that Indiana Jones got bested by this guy and then said “you know what? I’m going to dress exactly like him for the rest of my life”
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Martin Scorsese
– Makes masterpieces
– LOVES pasta
– Calls movies "pictures"
– Is tiny and adorable
Marvel
– Makes entertaining junk
– Run by an evil corporation
– Released THOR: THE DARK WORLD
The choice is clear.
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CHANNEL ZERO, a horror series that deserved more attention
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Why isn’t the title centered? Why is the title apparently CHERRKK? What is happening?
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Ah yes, the sacred theatrical experience, where I get to hear an elderly woman mutter “I’m so confused” every five minutes during the full 3.5 hour runtime of KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
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KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON seemed very straightforward and unambiguous to me and yet I keep seeing people/sites posting stuff that seems like they’re trying to crack the Da Vinci Code in regards to the movie
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Rachel McAdams should be in the third KNIVES OUT
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With a new M. Night Shyamalan movie on the way, just want to remind folks that writing/saying his last name as "Shymalamadingdong" is not funny and is, in fact, stupid bullshit you should stop immediately
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Literally no one thinks this
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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The fact that MAD MEN is unavailable to stream anywhere except AMC+, a streaming service no one actually has, is nuts
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The "Blockbuster was bad" argument pops up every month and is boring every time. No one is nostalgic for Blockbuster the company, which sucked. They're nostalgic for the memory of going to the store (which was often their only option) and renting movies. That's it.
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Studios have “come to recognize that having an exclusive theatrical window is the best way to maximize profits instead of releasing everything simultaneously on demand,” says analyst Eric Handler.
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Every awful ELVIS review gives me more power. I am going to get high and watch the hell out of that movie and clap every time Tom Hanks shows up with his fake double-chin.
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Hard to believe audiences aren’t turning out for ARGYLLE, a movie that looks absolutely terrible
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If your first reaction to Joel Schumacher's death is to trash him for his BATMAN movies, you're an asshole
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“Rose, are you coming with us on this exciting adventure?!” “No, I have to stay here for no reason.” — STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
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MORBIUS would be better if his name was Dr. Acula
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Bring back movie villains who are just plain evil and love being evil and don't have any trauma to serve as an explanation for why they're bad
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Everyone seemingly discovering Mike Faist via CHALLENGERS just confirms how few folks saw Spielberg’s WEST SIDE STORY, which is a shame because that movie is a masterpiece and one of the best things Spielberg ever made (yes really!)
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Spielberg is wrong that movies are only movies if they play in theaters. But anyone trying to turn this into an excuse to trash Spielberg and act like he’s not a great filmmaker needs to GET LOST.
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One year ago today, THE LAST JEDI hit theaters. It remains the best STAR WARS movie, period.
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"What was Spielberg's last great movie??" It's called THE FABELMANS. It's in theaters right now. Let's stop being silly.
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Does anyone look at this and honestly think the 2019 stuff looks better? Or more interesting?
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Remember when THE WITCH opened with a scene where a witch murders a baby, grinds it up with a mortar and pestle, then covers her body with the bloody goo, and people were like, “That’s not REALLY a horror movie!”
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Kathleen Kennedy has been involved with every single INDIANA JONES movie, so if you think her involvement with INDY 5 means the movie will definitely be bad, you are an absolute clown and you should get in your clown car and go back to the circus, Bozo
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When there's a new Marvel movie/show and all anyone wants to talk about is what famous character might show up for a quick cameo
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I don’t love the man’s work, but Taylor Sheridan setting his scripts at his own ranch so he can then charge the studio to rent the ranch is very funny and a great scam, bravo, appreciate the hustle
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Remember when this was a thing that happened on TV?
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Wow! With a source like that, this must be true!
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