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anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers and hittin’ the cemetery?

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@BenShh1
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incredible moment in Se7en where Brad Pitt pronounces the Marquis de “Sade” like the band
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@BenShh1
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i don’t believe for a second that this is a hoax. who would ever think to forge a birthday card in the form of a screenplay and draw a woman on it and make the signature the bush
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: The Wall Street Journal publishes what it says is Trump’s birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein
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@BenShh1
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that’s the co-host of Staind Glass put some respect on him
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has anyone done an ironic Bad Luck Brian One Battle After Another meme
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@BenShh1
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2014 Giants EASY
@Matty_Ixnay
Matty 🐛
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What’s everyone’s favorite singular sports team season? For me nothing will ever touch the 2012 Ravens
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@BenShh1
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this is a real “i don’t think about you at all” situation because in this scene Frank is getting absolutely owned and transforming into a corn cob
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@i_zzzzzz
Brooks Otterlake
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(trying to talk to skaters) So who would you guys pick — Jim or Pam?
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@BenShh1
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there are much crazier Pynchon names but i laugh every time i think about “Mucho Maas.” that one is undersung
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does anyone who follows me live in London? give me the best bookstores and rep theaters and shit like that
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@BeeBabs
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We are being too nice to people who say "Casted". I am sorry but you sound like a moron
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@BenShh1
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not my favorite really but i hadn’t seen anyone say it
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“men’s sperm counts are down, across the board” “i’ve never put my sperm across a board. i use an old Bon Jovi t-shirt for that”
@NoContextSpoof
Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips
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everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from The Naked Gun (The New Version)
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jesus fucking christ
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
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49ers are listing RB Christian McCaffrey as limited at today’s practice due to a calf issue.
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@BenShh1
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if this guy keeps making these videos people will just keep having more and more “divisive” takes until the comments are full of people being like “yes so true new york city does not actually exist!”
@SubwayTakes
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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It's only a bodega if it's owned and operated by a Puerto Rican or Dominican!! Feat Kingpin Kel
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@BenShh1
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worse, i thought i knew what Hollow Knight was but i was thinking of Meta Knight
@abs_sweetmarie
serge daney mcbride
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Thought Silk Song was that Bruno Mars album what the hell are yall talking about
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@BenShh1
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i’ve never seen the show
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the worst thing to ever happen on 10/7
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@BenShh1
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people who live in the UK: is it true that you can use the Criterion Channel here as long as you use a US VPN to download it? or is reddit lying to me
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@ok_but_still
rob
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PETE: It’s a Xenomorph, Don. It’s the perfect organism. ROGER: What does it eat, kibble? DON: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. You said Yutani only has an egg. PETE: I'm told it should develop rapidly. ROGER: You two land this or another firm will be fitting its training bra.
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@EdgarPoop1
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Vance at his bedside in Walter Reed
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