Class Error
@ClassError
Followers
822
Following
2,133
Media
288
Statuses
2,201
ISO-8601 makes most sense. Militant UTC advocate. "Aircrafts" is not a word. Will do my best to follow back!
You --- Black Stump -- ∞ -- Me
Joined February 2016
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#HouseofThedragon
• 361882 Tweets
GIRLFREEN ALWAYS WITH FREEN
• 125160 Tweets
Rhaenyra
• 109976 Tweets
#HOTD
• 106060 Tweets
Chino
• 96766 Tweets
Uruguay
• 94735 Tweets
Criston Cole
• 82828 Tweets
Nicolas
• 82202 Tweets
Daemon
• 77223 Tweets
VEMOS GH POR FURIA
• 66153 Tweets
Otto
• 66073 Tweets
Panamá
• 55979 Tweets
Aegon
• 53683 Tweets
Alicent
• 51349 Tweets
トレード
• 46288 Tweets
Erryk
• 43651 Tweets
Darwin
• 34166 Tweets
Dario
• 26407 Tweets
Danielle
• 23818 Tweets
Aemond
• 23622 Tweets
#MasterChefCelebrity
• 21302 Tweets
Bautista
• 18948 Tweets
emma vich
• 15829 Tweets
ロッキン
• 14189 Tweets
若林楽人
• 14018 Tweets
STELL IN CALIFORNIA
• 13001 Tweets
コロナ陽性
• 12684 Tweets
殺害予告
• 12359 Tweets
松原聖弥
• 12327 Tweets
West Indies
• 11313 Tweets
VENDETTA FURIOSA
• 10456 Tweets
@johnhawkinsrwn
@InternetH0F
Also, why divert? I mean, odds are close to 50% that the place you are going is where the body needs to be anyway. Diversion to a third airport is almost a 100% guarantee that the body has to be repatriated.
9
18
3K
@PicturesFoIder
The Corvette is a little wide and a little fast maybe - but the car parked on the corner is an issue, creating a blind spot.
On balance I'd say the Ford has more responsibility - looks like zero situational awareness going on; approaching a corner you need to look and slow.
17
14
3K
Nick Cave finds he has to justify himself to strangers who decide they don't like his personal decisions, and (IMO) does it well:
94
391
2K
@Adam_S_4
@davidmackau
“You in the third carriage - yes you. I hope you brought enough for everyone?”
0
15
2K
@historyinmemes
Not Mexican scientists. Mostly for TV, funded by the Discovery Channel, Channel 4, and others.
The main researcher was MIT’s R. John Hansman, Jr.
Reason it was in Mexico was US authorities wouldn’t approve the controlled crash - but the Mexicans were apparently happy to help.
9
16
1K
@fesshole
I can't believe it took her all of two whole minutes to tell you, roast chicken or not.
5
1
653
@fesshole
I’ve spent the last two years in Australia. My local GP surgery is open 0700 to 2000, 7 days a week. Usually easy to get an appointment. If they are busy, or I am elsewhere, I am free to go to any other surgery, anywhere in the country. The UK needs to have this.
16
2
514
@AvonandsomerRob
Keep my distance and let him crack on.
Life is too short to be dealing with agro like that.
21
0
509
@HumansNoContext
Every time I see this I think the same thing:
"Those bikini tops are military grade"
9
2
433
@Steve_Laws_
But they are all such good boys with promising futures, universally loved at home and school!
3
1
391
2
1
384
@githii
@PicturesFoIder
And then he flouted that order and was put away for 18 weeks. Probably just been released about now.
11
13
360
@TJCusackGaming
@GarbageHuman23
Sadly, it doesn’t appear to be. There’s videos of it floating around.
Whatever her personality and foibles, she was shot in the back during a triple murder. Terrible.
13
1
273
@this_is_obvious
@johnhawkinsrwn
@InternetH0F
For a random passenger who has died, the odds are around 50% they died either going to or from home because that is the vast majority of flight patterns. The balance will be third legs.
2
0
281
@darrengrimes_
The only part of wider society the military should reflect is that fraction who are a bunch of smart, ruthless hardarses that will totally kick the crap out of whomever they are told to.
7
18
286
@SoVeryBritish
I *never* want an item from the shelf more than when someone has just parked their trolley in front of it.
15
1
275
@Medwaygoonerbr1
@fesshole
Bit harsh on your team, but I sympathise with that level of anger…..
3
0
257
@afneil
From the article:
“…rebuild her plunging reputation with the American public — there is no chance with the British, who think she is an attention-seeking pathological liar.”
Ouch.
18
7
249
@HumansNoContext
Out of interest, here is a 2023 NMCA article on 'Tripp' Carter, the skipper in this video.
He loves racing cars and boats; this 2012 incident is not mentioned.
He and lady in yellow (Wanda) are still together, so this accident didn't sink their relationship, at least.
25
10
247
@historyinmemes
The end of the Connections episode "Eat, Drink and Be Merry..."
The whole 42 minutes is well worth a watch. It opens with a monologue on plastic, credit cards, and the implications for privacy.
This was back in 1978
7
22
240
@fumefox
Cookies? Surely they mean biscuits?
And yeah. Send her to school with a picture of Mahsa Amini or one of the many other victims of forced hijab wearing, and an explanation as to why.
5
8
228
@atamblyn99
@NoContextBrits
This. My first thought was "It's not 11:00 on a traditional clock face, it's eleven o'clock. 11:00 is exactly what digital clocks would read, so 11:10 is the correct answer"
1
1
210
@EmpressThea527
TBF, the reason you’d delete that photo is that the barcode contains all the information someone needs to modify or cancel the return leg online.
8
3
203
@fesshole
Definitely sounds like there was a happy ending to this story.
Albeit a self inflicted one……
2
0
200
@anon_opin
So when a pipe bursts and floods “the banks” mortgaged home, go to the bank and tell them to fix the mess “their” pipe made in “their” home.
You’ll learn the difference real quick.
4
0
184
@proudbugman
@LegoKingo
First review of this movie I read went along the lines of “Oppenheimer is good, and I really want to like it - but I can’t past the fact that nixie tubes weren’t invented until the ‘50s”
0
0
169
@KatEllis37
@forketaboutit
@fesshole
Yeah, Darryl is collating a list of people with both a knowledge of German and no sense of humour.
Who could have guessed *that* Venn diagram even intersected?
5
0
145
@hadip
@elonmusk
@Carnage4Life
@codeorg
How much can it cost to teach one billion kids to chant, in unison, “We welcome the arrival of our new AI overlords”?
4
2
140
@DrChrisCombs
I just handle these now by saying “It’s nonsense notation. Rewrite it to be compliant with ISO 80000-2, and then we can talk”
0
6
141
@historyinmemes
It's hard to conceive how, over time, your AI somehow manages to get *worse* at writing these snippets.
3
1
129
@reddit_lies
“He” still hasn’t asked for pronouns?
I mean, living with this kind of inconsistency I’m not surprised the poor kid is confused!
2
0
118
@CreepyOrg
She died from hanging, believed to be suicide according to some reports. Eduardo’s family were eventually located and said the photo isn’t of him. The lady remains unidentified.
More info here:
1
5
112
@stillgray
Owning a Ford is enough to make you rethink the purchase of their vehicles.
This advert just saves you the time and money.
1
0
109
@HumansNoContext
It’s terrible because I know that can result in a serious injury, and genuinely hope she is OK - but I am watching it on loop and still can’t help giggling each time.
2
2
106
@benonwine
Yes, unless there is a reciprocal agreement in place such as exists with Oz and NZ.
3
2
111
@NoContextBrits
We used to own Geese and Turkeys that were free to roam the property.
Whenever strangers would pull up, the Geese would be at the Driver's door, all honking and scary.
Invariably, people would then get out of the passenger side, where the Turkeys were lying silently in wait.....
3
0
104
@SonnyOSullivan
@MAstronomers
Venus and Uranus both rotate the “wrong” way, but this refers to the planet rotating on its axis - like a spinning top that is spinning in a different direction to all the others.
The direction of the planet’s orbit around the sun is the same for all planets, and is believed
1
0
103
@TheNels
@JoePostingg
I use the “moving overseas” excuse no matter where I am and what I am cancelling. Hasn’t failed me yet.
Only thing is you need to have the story about where and why ready, just for the chat that probably will ensue because people are often genuinely interested.
10
0
103
@jamiesont
Wait, what? They are saying that less than half of tradesmen think about the Roman Empire?
This does not compute!
8
4
104
1
0
94
@WomenPostingLs
Her name is Sarah-Jayne Snow, and there are a few articles from March and April about this but I couldn’t find any conclusion except the birth went well and mother and child seem happy.
Some people reported that the father had died in a car accident, but she believed these were
8
4
92
@sliquorice1
@WomenPostingLs
Only Fans is a British company - here is the link to the holding company filings at Companies House.
1
0
86
@WomenPostingLs
She was given good advice:
Ramsey said the average US household income was $75,000, so living on the husband's wages was "approaching half of average."
"So you're probably using that pharmacy degree for the rest of your life unless your husband gets his career really geared up,"
8
3
92
@Candice60896290
@cherbic555
I've used a similar line: "I'll happily comply once you show my your offical policy saying this is required, or write a signed note saying that you are requiring this of me - which I will use in my subsequent complaint to your head office"
(Glad I no longer deal with UK banks!)
1
12
90
@stillgray
This is totally unrealistic. A tube train with cell coverage whilst moving underground?
Pull the other one.
5
0
83
@fesshole
Here is the original 1986 memo by Jim Moylan for the idea courtesy of Ford’s CEO:
.
@stephenfry
, thought you’d appreciate this backstory. The idea for this indicator icon was recommended by a
@Ford
engineer named Jim Moylan in 1986. Here’s his original letter pitching the idea. It was such a useful idea it eventually spread to other manufacturers.
107
150
1K
1
1
90
@EdwardJDavey
Maybe you could write a strongly worded letter; take it down to your local post office and … oh, wait.
0
2
90
@fesshole
I was a service station console operator back when a pack of Winfield Blue was just $3.18 (yes, that was a long time ago)
The number of people who would buy $1.82 of petrol then say “oh, I’ll just have a pack of Winnie Blues then” as if it was an afterthought from a $5.00 note
1
0
83
@lporiginalg
More detail:
"He was not there as any type of wildlife enforcement," Swartz said. "This was not on tribal grounds, there was no reason for him to be there. There were four county deputies that could have clearly handled the situation."
2
7
80
4
0
83
@pedrofrota
@Rainmaker1973
He bloody does too! 51s.
Even has a shifty look around. Once he presses down on a horizontal brace, everything collapses from there.
0
0
77
@me_gutsy
@MattWalshBlog
When I graduated I had the same problem. Entry level engineering paid less than my job as a nighttime console operator.
I just did both jobs for a few years until I was more experienced.
1
0
71
@lporiginalg
The headline is ripped from the Daily Mail, but the real crime here was committed by whoever wrote that caption text:
" ... worked a special education ..."
"...sending him pornographic him..."
"... married her Grant ..."
Must meme better!
(PS: Position of trust &c &c. V. bad)
2
0
72
@petemorristwit
Whilst I sympathise, you need a better class of contractor if the one you use has dusted your entire house.
Dust control measures aren’t difficult not expensive. Not compared with the potential health issues they mitigate against.
3
1
68
@reddit_lies
I’ve just stuck my head into the rabbit hole that is the original thread and stumbled across this:
“My kid … had a plan to unalive himself by buying a rope.”
*unalive himself*
Jesus.
4
0
66
@weird_al_77
@fesshole
I can hear it now:
“You know what really boils my piss?
- my ex’s kettle”
2
0
65
@JackSpitz5
@0xAlaric
This is one of my favourite facts about Sir Isaac.
Everyone else: “This is an intractable problem that can’t be solved mathematically”
Newton: “Maths is the problem. I’ll fix that first, then solve this problem as a postscript”
0
2
61
@amuse
Errr, no. That is not what he said. He literally said nothing about the war in Ukraine, except to contextualise his remarks about Russian subs in the Atlantic being unaffected. Unsurprisingly.
8
2
58
@galopujacy_jez
Ever driven a Mitsubishi?
"I'd like a new desk fan. Oh, and a nuclear plant with which to power it"
3
2
61
@VinnieMax04
@HeshComps
@PicturesFoIder
The dashcam vehicle didn’t stop in time, so by definition there wasn’t enough distance.
4
0
61
@abcnews
I went down the rabbit hole of trying to find authoritative sources for the figures quoted, especially the '39% of young Australians have experienced mental illness' part.
After finding ABC articles linking to other ABC articles in a self-referential circle jerk, I eventually
8
6
60
@depthsofwiki
Knowing that Australians love a winner, he set out to be a world champion endurance swimmer.
Achievement unlocked!
0
0
58
@PhoneyMajor
The MV Krait is on display at the Australian National Maritime Museum, Darling Harbour (Sydney)
0
3
61
@metpoliceuk
@CatholicArena
Oh dear. This is an extract from the “Busking and Street Entertainment in Westminster” policy. I think a public apology and clarification is in order.
3
5
59
@DJSnM
If you’re totally dedicated to your tea: buy a decent UK kettle, change the plug, get a 240v outlet (NMEA 6, I believe) installed in your kitchen and Robert’s your mother’s brother.
6
0
56
@umlaut
@lporiginalg
I’m not sure. I saw this movie once that (at first) I thought was totally unrealistic - a young lady had a plumber, mechanic and builder all turn up on time, and only 30 minutes after she called them.
It was the sex scene that had it all make sense to me.
2
0
51
1
0
55