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Autistic - Desister - Average Human Female - Agent #43839 - For Submissions/Help, DM @AppleyardHazel_

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You, too, can be one of Hazel's dipsh*ts. Show your support in the T3RF wars by donning a t-shirt, a magnet, a sticker or even a spiral notebook! Link in comments!
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Yoooo she is so based. I wish I was confident enough to be able to just drop a 2 year relationship at the first sign of major red flag like this! 🚩
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LMFAOOOOO. THIS IS *SO* FUNNY. Well played, mom. Well played. 😂😂
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Except they literally are. And don’t call me birthing person.
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Anyone ever seen them answer this question?
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Is g00gle even serious rn 💀
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You can’t make it up. 😂
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It. Is. The. Same. Thing.
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The psych ward.
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Urinal cakes are cakes by definition. It’s literally in the name. Were you dropped on the head as a child or what? Eat up, lads.
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More of this would be nice. 😂
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Shock, I’m actually on the man’s side for once. Why do people play these ridiculous games in their marriages and get offended when it goes wrong?
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The tolerant left.
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Thank God indeed! Save the tomboys!
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I really hate these people. Leave that baby alone.
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She’s untouchable 😂🔥
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So @PlanetFitness banned a woman because she took a photo of this “tr&ns woman” in the female changing rooms. I’m far from the only person tweeting about this, but I want to contribute to the people letting Planet Fitness know we won’t tolerate this anymore. Make him famous ⬇️
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She just keeps dropping these epic truths 😂🔥
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility ! Let’s help our friends out by respecting their wishes and keeping them visible all day long!
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HAAAHAHAHA. 😂
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Just a friendly reminder. 🫡
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Happy #TransVisibilityDay ! Do your bit by sharing this post to make this lovely lady very visible on this special day!
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This is gonna be even more quotable than “after all this time?” “always.”
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The stup!dest 💩 I’ve ever heard in my life.
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Explain that one, lads.
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Quite.
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Sir, please. You have IBS. 😭
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Jail.
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2 months
Our @jk_rowling gets more based every day.
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We’re cancelling @PlanetFitness . Men don’t belong in women’s changing rooms.
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This is hilarious. Huge w for the OP.
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I really can’t. Can anyone help me out?
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Rightly so.
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lmao
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Am I completely evil for laughing?
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Standard female behaviour, right? 🙄
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I guess you’re never getting accepted then. Simple as that.
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No. They’re men.
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lol yep 🤭
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“You’re a feminist. Shouldn’t you be able to tell me what a woman is?” “Why does it matter?” 🤡
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Imagine being this loud and this wrong. 😂
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Woman confronts her boyfriend when she finds many many many transactions to only f&ns on their joint account statement. The lying and g&slight!ng here will be familiar to many women, I am sure.
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Happy trans day of visibility! Share this to honour their wishes and keep them visible all day long!
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Dear men of the world. Do not fall for the lie that you can ever become a woman. Do not get this surgery. You will stink like 💩. You’re welcome.
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Since the police have now confirmed that it is okay to do so, I just wanted to say… India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India Willoughby is a man India…
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Based and accurate.
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Still a man.
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This scene was so ahead of its time.
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An accurate representation of “tr&ns rights”.
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LMAO
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That’s what you are, sir. The sooner you come to accept it, the easier your life will be.
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With autogyneph!l!a !!!
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A tragic transformation. From a beautiful young lady to such a depressed looking woman. 💔
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I’m officially posting every single meme of this quote that I see. Expect to see it a lot.
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Tr&ns-identified man brags about going to three s-x parties in one night. Women, I have to ask. Is this something you would do? Or do we think this is almost exclusively male behaviour?
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9/10.
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Quite. I live in reality and don’t affirm delus!ons.
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility ! Let’s keep these loving, kind people in the spotlight all day long!
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Being a woman: - Skin incredibly smooth - Smelling like a girl - Crying fits - B00bs - Not able to think analytically - Thinking feels bland
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I can’t disagree really…
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This is absolutely brilliant. Watch it all the way through. Huge mic drop moment. Who is this?
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This should have never been allowed in civilized society.
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Lmao accurate
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We’ve all seen the post-surgery photos. Are we surprised?
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Facts. And no. They should not.
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This meme is very relevant. 😂
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HOW IS THIS WOMAN SO FUNNY
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Holy sheeeeeiiiitttttt.
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This… has left me without words. This is evil. True evil. This should never, ever be normalised. Never. Hug your daughters close and tell them they’re perfect just the way they are.
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Average l!beral mom.
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Share this post every time it appears on your feed lol
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Best. JK quote. EVER.
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The most based @piersmorgan moment. 😂 “Why can’t I identify as a black l3sbian?” I will share this until I 🪦.
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I hope this is fake. My heart broke for her. 😭
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LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS. A TR&NS PERSONS PARTNER CAME OUT AS TR&NS TOO AND NOW THEY’RE FREAKING OUT 😂😂
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They just want to pee.
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This is what they’re doing to mentally ill and/or autistic girls. Some of them too young to make this decision. This is what’s left of her arm after flesh was taken to construct a useless, non-functional 🍆. These surgeries are barbarism. If you’re still on the fence about this…
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This is literally it lol
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YES, QUEEN. @salltweets says NO to COMPELLED SPEECH in court. 🔥 #IStandWithSallGrover
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This boy’s dad needs to be investigated. Take this child off of T!kTok already and let him be a child and not a propog&nda tool. It’s too much.
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Public Service Announcement:
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New JKR quote just dropped.
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@strawbearyblush I couldn’t even tell which lady he was insulting because you’re both lovely. 🤷‍♀️
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Divorce him. Immediately.
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The lack of self awareness is utterly astounding.
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Miserable, cheating little man.
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This is an old post but it shows the very shocking, blunt reality of the effects of pub3rty blockers on boys. C&str&ted and depressed with absolutely no s-xual function. End this practice. Worldwide.
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One of these things is not like the others.
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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility ! Let’s do them the courtesy of keeping them visible!
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BREAKING NEWS: G&y men not interested in women. More at 6.
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100%. Not everyone believes in your ideology, and you cannot force us to comply.
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Aye.
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WHY DO THEY NEED TO BE URGED?!
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No, you can’t enter our spaces. No, you can’t play in our sports. No, you’re not welcome in our prisons. No, you can’t call yourself a lesb!an. No, you’re not women. No. No. No. No. Get over it.
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Me and @jk_rowling tomorrow lmao
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Nope. You’re just a man in a dress. Nothing complicated about it. Cope and seethe.
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You’re a man. Cope.
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