SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
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computer security person. former helpdesk.
Cyber, USA
Joined April 2014
Look, I'm not betting my server's college degree is in math
they don’t want you to know that you don’t actually have to calculate tips at a restaurant. you can just write in “20%” in the tip section and then never fill out the total.
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Imagine if everything in life was as good as gold. It’s easy to invest in, could help grow your wealth, and protect it too. A timeless asset that stands strong when others may not.
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I'm in my late-30s I went to a furniture store for fun on Saturday night until they kicked everyone out someone please domesticationpill me.
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You used to have to take your minivan to a guy named Xzibit for this kind of stuff except then it would inexplicably have an aquarium
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They're selling minivans with sport-tuned suspensions and 20in blackout rims now and it's a Toyota I really should've been a parent this doesn't seem so bad
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Imagine picking someone up for a first date in ur minivan tho.
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I know I'm lonely and childless because I'm seriously considering having my second car just being a minivan for the utility factor.
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You can just buy MSG and sprinkle it on anything savory you know it's not illegal.
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New HEPA filter day after construction finished. They are not happy.
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Dust is crazy. I go to replace the filter on one HEPA unit, the other one in another room kicks on high about a minute later detecting the dust.
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@_alex_joshua Neither rain nor shine nor steel or hail, shall stop our deliveres or cease the mail
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Imagine the smell
Delta Airlines Lockheed L1011 TriStar Cabin in the 1980's.
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Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground – and when Google Inactivity Manager despawns his account.
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i have never failed a phishing test because i always raise a ticket directly with the cyber team pointing out that an email signed + passing DMARC & SPF from our domain AND bot addy with 0 mailtrace results means that the attacker already pwnd our exchange server n its too late
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One of the weirder rooms in my home, with 18 (real wired) ethernet ports and a mini wall network box. It consolidates a bunch of PoE camera connections. Also two Coax, to distribute the consolidated 4x4 video to other areas of house. Everything is unplugged due to home repairs.
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