SwiftOnSecurity
@SwiftOnSecurity
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computer security person. former helpdesk.
Cyber, USA
Joined April 2014
Each Christmas my mom used to take us around in the minivan to see all the lights in the old growth neighborhoods around us. It was like a theme park ride each year, an adventure with snacks and just marveling at everything. So I do that each year myself here.
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Just got back from a long magical drive through old-growth neighborhoods with Christmas lights all around. One of the cool parts of having a convertible. 😄
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Bring the LTX-2 API into real production pipelines, powering 4K, 50fps, synchronized-audio video generation
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Look, I'm not betting my server's college degree is in math
they don’t want you to know that you don’t actually have to calculate tips at a restaurant. you can just write in “20%” in the tip section and then never fill out the total.
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Buying real hardwood bedroom sets to attract a mate
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Why are Big Tech companies are funding the radical overhaul of the U.S. justice system? They are giving money to organizations with goals to decarcerate repeat offenders and to eliminate cash bail. Choose Unplugged - a company that believes in a strong, thriving America.
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I'm in my late-30s I went to a furniture store for fun on Saturday night until they kicked everyone out someone please domesticationpill me.
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You used to have to take your minivan to a guy named Xzibit for this kind of stuff except then it would inexplicably have an aquarium
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They're selling minivans with sport-tuned suspensions and 20in blackout rims now and it's a Toyota I really should've been a parent this doesn't seem so bad
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Imagine picking someone up for a first date in ur minivan tho.
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I know I'm lonely and childless because I'm seriously considering having my second car just being a minivan for the utility factor.
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Transform how you design. With Zoo Design Studio, you get point-and-click tools, and Text-to-CAD, all in one free platform.
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You can just buy MSG and sprinkle it on anything savory you know it's not illegal.
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New HEPA filter day after construction finished. They are not happy.
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Dust is crazy. I go to replace the filter on one HEPA unit, the other one in another room kicks on high about a minute later detecting the dust.
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@_alex_joshua Neither rain nor shine nor steel or hail, shall stop our deliveres or cease the mail
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Imagine the smell
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Turn relaxation into a masterpiece with this Morandi-inspired cat puzzle. Every piece brings gentle colors and peaceful focus.
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Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground – and when Google Inactivity Manager despawns his account.
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i have never failed a phishing test because i always raise a ticket directly with the cyber team pointing out that an email signed + passing DMARC & SPF from our domain AND bot addy with 0 mailtrace results means that the attacker already pwnd our exchange server n its too late
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