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Tom Jamieson

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State sponsored satire writer. Slightly Australian. Private Eye. Dead Ringers. Award losing Childrens book author: Reps: JFL (scripts) United Agents (books)

Joined May 2009
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Heard this. Weirdest bit was the producers not just cutting him off, leaving the bemused presenters to letting him have a second go at saying it. Is the live radio phone-in 5second delay a myth???.
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Nicholas Guyatt
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Another caller just now - on the football phone in, no less - accuses the BBC of complicity in the genocide of Palestinians
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RT @jamiesont: Same energy
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World leaders telling Trump what a great job he did with Putin in Alaska
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Tom Jamieson
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Horror movie potential here off the scale.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Derelict fortress transformed into £3m party island
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Tom Jamieson
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RT @StephenKing: WEAPONS: Confidently told, and very scary. I loved it.
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Tom Jamieson
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Same energy
@BotFinderUK
Inevitable Frank🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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The Jocks have started shouting at hotels now, too. Falkirk, today. So much for Scots being more lefty, huh?
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RT @MarkHam80780803: “I said it’s two tier justice. What did I say I say, Roy?”.“You said she pleaded guilty whilst the other guy didn’t an….
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Tom Jamieson
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One a jury trial. One a person pleading guilty. The hard of understanding really struggle with this…
@TheSimonEvans
simon evans
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Come on. You’ve got to see the difference between a potentially lethal housewife and mother, leveraging her full command of a well defined demographic, posting an actual tweet expressing actual indifference to easily anticipated outcomes over which she had no obvious control….
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Tom Jamieson
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This clip! Gloriously written and performed…. One of the greatest comedy shows of all time.
@TheStingisBack
The Sting
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The Larry Sanders Show premiered on this day in 1992. Garry Shandling's innovative, behind the curtain cringe-fest might just be the greatest comedy TV show ever. It's hilarious and tragic in equal measure. It's a work of absolute genius.
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RT @ScarredForLife2: Like something from a Japanese horror film, the legendary and genuinely creepy Fifth Housemate lurked in the backgroun….
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Tom Jamieson
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Good to see Robert Jenrick supporting British justice & jury trials against those who seek to vilify them 👌.
@RobertJenrick
Robert Jenrick
1 month
Starmer is considering limiting jury trials. That’s a slippery slope to losing an ancient liberty.
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RT @jamiesont: “SPORT!!!” . Trust me you will not see a better 90secs on the Internet today. All it lacks is Alan Partridge hosting shout….
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Tom Jamieson
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What the fuck is this Russian bot farm employee in my mentions. Just nuts 🤡.
@ssj2011asj
Mrs Jones
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@jamiesont @SteedHB @CJAWorrall Lol 😂 Russian bot. I’d say you are a paid globalist europhile and delusional at least. Promoting a caliphate. Do you think the Islamists will spare you during the caliphate? Useful idiot.
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Tom Jamieson
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Brilliant response from Zelensky flattering King Tango and saying yes, he wants a meeting with Putin & Trump that Putin would NEVER agree to. He’s learnt fast.
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Tom Jamieson
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It’s one of the most popular busiest pubs in the country. Good luck with your boycott 🤡.
@caroldecker
Carol Decker 💙
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Cotswolds pub staff 'refused to show up for work' if JD Vance came in anybody else want a boycott this idiotic establishment?.
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Tom Jamieson
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King Tango reminds me of a dog excitedly running across the park after a ball you pretended to throw…he’s that easily manipulated. Bigly sad. Pathetic.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Trump: "Vladimir said just a little while ago, he said 'I've never seen anybody do so much so fast.' He said, 'your country is, like, hot as a pistol,' and a year ago he thought it was dead."
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Tom Jamieson
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“SPORT!!!” . Trust me you will not see a better 90secs on the Internet today. All it lacks is Alan Partridge hosting shouting “BACK OF THE NET” 🙌🙌🙌.
@BattleByrd
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Sorry I can't!. I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships.
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RT @Euan_MacDonald: Depressing and disgusting sight: U.S. soldiers on their knees, laying out the red carpet for a murderous fascist dictat….
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Tom Jamieson
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No ceasefire deal from Putin so when do Trump’s promised sanctions on Russia start?.
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Tom Jamieson
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Trump got absolutely nothing from Putin or he’d have taken questions whilst Putin got everything he wanted for Russia to be seen as America’s equal whilst giving a bizarre ten minute Ted talk on the Baring Straight. Classic King Tango humiliation & shambles.
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