Joe
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Infosec, politics, and fast food. Subscribe to my newsletter https://t.co/OUpl9s9C0i
Joined August 2021
American Decline — Celebrity Meals and the end of Innovation. This is maybe the most important article I have ever written (link below)
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Currently caught in a customer service doom loop. I want a refund on a non-refundable hotel booking which sounds like an absurd request except for the tiny detail the THE HOTEL CANCELLED THE BOOKING.
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We gave my child a wallet with a single dollar bill to play with. She now has three dollars. I don't know where the other two came from. Help.
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I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.
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The Supreme Court unanimously deciding you can't gulag people for literally no reason is genuinely shocking.
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My TikTok feed is covered in Kamala fancams. I've never seen anything like this (a thread)
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KPP is weirdly predictive. 88: Bush.92: Clinton.96: Clinton.2000: Bush.2004: Kerry.2008: Obama.2012: Obama.2016: Clinton.2020: Biden.
KAMALA HARRIS NAMED WINNER OF NICKELODEON'S KIDS PICK THE PRESIDENT "KIDS' VOTE" POLL.
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The National Guard apparently requestioned the property which is fine I guess, but I'm not paying for a hotel room I'm not allowed to sleep in.
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I think the reason Google "got worse" is basically just because forums died off. Forum posts were preserved in amber and easily crawlable. Now conversations are stored ephemerally and in walled gardens like Discord.
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Converting COBOL to Java is expensive and risky, but at least it will run slower.
Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
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"Democrats rig elections just enough to win about half the time" is one of the all time stupidest conspiracy theories.
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Trump is authentically very racist, but you can tell his heart is just not in it with the anti-LGBT stuff.
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Both parties nominated the only two guys on Earth that could lose to each other
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It turns out the "adults in the room" from Trump's first term were both real, and extremely important.
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I don't care how depressed or disabled you are. You should not eat frozen meals. You need to heat them up first.
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It's funny that Kamala feels like a generational talent just because we haven't had a normal election since 2012.
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This happened to my grandma, turned out to be a stroke, would have died if she hadn't gone to the hospital. Anyways I'm glad to see McConnell returning to work and ignoring.
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People really want artificial sweeteners to be bad for you, but they just aren't. Drink all the diet soda you want. Sometimes free lunch is real.
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Kamala Harris would be the most GIFable President in history. They'll have to animate our children's textbooks.
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Neighbor is getting ready to do lib Jan 6th. God speed patriot.
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The amount of aggregated knowledge that's become unsearchable because of discord is terrible, and there's legitimately no solution.
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Tariffs may cause short term economic contraction, but in the long run they'll unlock the American dream of working in a factory and making less than a cashier at Walmart.
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Microsoft is different from other tech giants, because they have a unique strategy where they sell products to users for money. This generates "profits" for them. Really interesting stuff.
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There should be more drinks that make you feel different besides alcohol and caffeine.
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Biden versus Trump is a tough choice, because I love them both so much. It's a real greater of two goods election.
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Diet Coke is the greatest invention in history because it's a perfect product with no trade offs. Tastes incredible. Doesn't cause cavities. Healthy for you. Contains a small dose of stimulants.
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"Increasingly worried the Trump administration will implement the policy agenda they ran on instead of the made up one I ascribed to them" – The entire business community for some reason.
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Conservatives freak out about big cities, but the actually scary places are medium density cities you've never heard of that haven't had any jobs since the 70s.
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Jedi are not celibate, they're allowed to fuck as long as they don't catch feelings. This is canon for some reason.
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Palpable vibe shift this is crazy.
Vice President Harris: Trump and his extreme Project 2025 agenda. Can you believe they put that thing in writing? Read it. It’s 900 pages. When you read it, you will see Donald Trump intends to cut Social Security and Medicare, give tax breaks to billionaires, end the
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Its cool that conservatives got negatively polarized against the concept of filtering particles.
The useless masks have returned.
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Ice cream so good. Mmm, ice cream so good. Gang Gang. Yes yes yes. Yes Yes Yes. Gang Gang. Mmm, ice cream so good.
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If you hit a kid with your car it's always your fault because they're a kid and you're driving a car.
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Posting on a different level honestly
Secret Service came by, and we had a lovely chat. Discussion touched on many points, with an amicable resolution of differences. Conduct is fully legal.
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This photo is from when Obama invited RBG over to pressure her into retiring. She was a moron or a psycho, but I'm not sure what else Obama could have done.
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Minnesota Democrats enacting a robust progressive agenda with a single seat majority they won by 321 votes is probably the strongest argument for voting.
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"I voted for Trump because I wanted it to be 2019 again, and now I'm mad he's dismantling the federal government" is basically a reasonable position.
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She's totally right, this is a completely reasonable threat model for the Vice President.
NEW: Kamala Harris has long felt that Bluetooth headphones are a security risk. So, she insists on using wired ones, 3 fmr campaign aides told @rubycramer and me. That Bluetooth phobia remains (if you look closely, you'll see the clump of wires in hand).
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If you do $30K of damage in a low speed collision with a stationary object you should honestly just lose your license.
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Nationalism was a disaster. We have to go back to giant multiethnic empires that only care about keeping the peace and collecting taxes.
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Hard to explain how stupid the Bush years were. A guy made a film where he gained weight from eating huge portions of McDonald's for every meal, and everyone treated it like ground breaking journalism.
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How rich was ancient Greece? Like why did Pythagorean have time to sit around thinking about triangles. Shouldn't he have been subsistence farming?.
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Bulgaria has a Communist Party offshoot that uses the Soviet icon from Red Alert 2 as it's logo
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FYI if your insurance company refuses to renew your disaster insurance you should move immediately.
Watch this interview:. “My parents have been in this house for 75 years and they've had the same insurance AND THESE INSURANCE PEOPLE DECIDED TO CANCEL THEIR FIRE. We're going through this and it just happened and they don't have fire insurance!”
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How different mayors would've dealt with Spiderman. Giuliani - Special police unit to hunt him. Bloomberg - Try to establish a public private partnership, Miles Morales killed in a stop and frisk. (1/2).
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The Supreme Court going totally off the rails BEFORE the election has really recalibrated my base case for how bad a second Trump term will be.
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I think it's wrong to kill someone for yelling and behaving erratically
@JoePostingg Why is it hard for you to understand that you have the right to use violence in self-defense against someone who poses a danger to you.
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Check under your car
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Sorry in advance, but I'm mostly just going to cringey lib post until the election. I'm all in with Kamala. I really don't want Trump to be President again.
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I think trans issues are probably hard to poll, because the median viewpoint is a rambling answer that is both vaguely bigoted and basically accepting.
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Liberals will tell you there's no invasion. You're not being replaced. Open your eyes!
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Biden's debate performance was super unsettling, but I feel a lot better now that he's completely disappeared from public view and gone radio silent towards his party.
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She literally did nothing wrong, this is crazy.
PM Sanna Marin starts to cry while holding a speech at party event in Lahti: ”I will learn”.
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Young people's understanding of the economy is entirely derived from the price of fast food combos
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Mike Pence is on ABC right now saying Trump did 1\6 and tried to murder him lol.
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Zelensky must hate Biden so much. Ukraine is getting pummeled by ~300 ballistic missiles a month, and we're putting a fucking THAAD battery in Israel.
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If Trump really impounds 90% of the federal budget I think this iteration of the republic is basically over. Maybe whatever comes next will be cooler.
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We have proof that Haitian* immigrants in Springfield* are BBQing cats*. * Non-Haitian.* Dayton.* Whole chickens
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FROM HALF COURT
Is America ready for our first AdultFriendFinder scandal?.
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It's crazy that Trump tried to murder Congress and Liz Cheney was the only one who took it personally.
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Do the Trump people understand that foreign aid is mostly not altruistic? The US buys favorable policies and global stability with the change from our couch cushions. That's how the American Empire works.
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Mass Effect has space Jews. Dune gave us space Arabs. What other coded but recognizable ethnicities have taken to the stars?.
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On the right you can see a picture of the Victoria’s Secret angels that I had as a reference while growing up. On the left you can see a picture of the current Victoria’s Secret models. Young girls are looking forward to have diabetes and being weak. Out society is in decline.
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Winning four out of five Presidential elections while losing ground in SCOTUS would be an incredible bit. Truly unprecedented.
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I hate these batter coated fries, the fact that they've become the default for mom and pop takeout joints is such a travesty.
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Every high powered business person I know was 100% locked in on the tariffs being fake.
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Bill, Barack, Biden. Democrats win when they nominate candidates who go by "B" names.
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Reclassifying marijuana to Schedule III (i.e. slightly more dangerous than Xanax) is an incredible bit. Half measure designed in a lab to make everyone angry.
Biden's historic marijuana shift is his latest election-year move for young voters
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It's crazy that we built submarines capable of ending civilization, and then named them after Ohio
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I think the business community may come to regret dismantling the rule of law for the sake of marginally lower tax rates.
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Borat is an odd piece of media, because Kazakhstan is probably the richest and normalest post Soviet state in central Asia.
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Pizza is really cheap, it keeps decently in a warmer, and if you keep your delivery radiuses tight you can deliver a lot of pizzas in a single trip.
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On the direction of post Soviet Russia you've got to hand it to. *checks notes* . Richard Nixon
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*One year later* . We regret to inform you Yoon has declared martial law and ended democracy in South Korea.
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How did these guys get negatively polarized against the concept of notable events?.
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I think it's good Biden used diplomacy to prevent a coup
🇧🇷. Here's a new @FT report on how the Biden State Dept, the CIA and the Pentagon engaged in "very unusual" efforts to shape Brazil's 2022 presidential election, and specifically to undermine Bolsonaro's narrative about election integrity and fraud:.
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I'm going to be a resist lib for the next week sorry in advance. I really hate Trump and don't want him to be president again.
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Robert E. Lee was ethnically Korean. Lots of people don't know that.
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de Blasio - Supported Spiderman, unsuccessfully sought his endorsement for Presidential bid. Adams - Tried to eat Spiderman after claiming he was part of a vegan diet.
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"John Fetterman suffered brain damage and moved closer to my position. I believe this reflects well on me." - Conservatives for some reason.
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There's a non-zero chance that the first openly bisexual Democratic, Independent, and Republican Senator will all be the same person.
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For most people being super knowledgeable about politics is roughly as useful as being super knowledgeable about professional StarCraft.
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What happened is that blue states passed net neutrality regulations, and it wasn't feasible for telcos to do non-neutral traffic shaping in some states but not others.
Remember net neutrality?. And how the entire internet was up in arms that if we didn’t pass net neutrality laws the internet was going to get slower for some websites for some reason?.
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It's going to be so cool when we rerun this moral panic with sugar in 20 years. There's going to be dudes claiming straight cane sugar is healthy for you.
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