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@shnozzmoana

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“What are any of us on Twitter for, if not for a load of shite that makes us laugh?” J.K.Rowling

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So I can lie on the belt?
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@TheScaryNature They once ate a clown and it tasted funny.
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@jk_rowling @KirstieMAllsopp “Latterly I felt she could have been calmer & kinder…” I have always been amazed at how calm JKR has been in this debate, despite all the horrible threats and abuse she has endured. She has politely set out her position with long replies to which the reply has often been “I’m
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@Dawn_French I notice your book pile is higher
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@MoreCrazyClips The celebration!
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@FAFO_TV A perfect scorpion 🦂
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@SkyNews He was stressed. It’s allowed.
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@1Walid1 This could be funnier than the actual show
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@_B___S He knows how to sit. Someone has abandoned that Good Boy.
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@mollyoswaks Always thinking about work.
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@ClaraJeffery As the great Dolly Parton once said, “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg I have a feeling it won't be that simple. This is a total failure of privatisation and regulation. Why on earth were they sold state assets on the cheap and then allowed to borrow billions and take those billions out as dividends? These "genius" financial engineers were much
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@unusual_whales Whenever I hear “synthetic” I think about The Big Short.
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@alex_avoigt "Untamed free speech" - wow, they actually said that out loud!
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@afneil Everyone votes for more spending as long as someone else is paying for it.
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@BBCNews How many private jets is that?
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@saltimes Sol wasn't a "deal" it was a robbery COYG!
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@CHIDSPIN My stag do was at a London restaurant with my buddies. They made me drink a large glass of red wine in one go and I spent the evening being sick in the toilets. I missed the stripper and my brother, the best man, had to face the ritual humiliation on my behalf. Most excellent! 25
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@BBCNews On his way home
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Straight back to California. Byeeeee. 👋
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@AFCRichmond @SpursOfficial Easy 3 pointer for you
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@BBCMaryam It was funny
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@Kristennetten I don’t think it’s going to go well for the Tesla employee (having read the Elon biography)
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@emnode You end up praying in both of them
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@jk_rowling I wonder if Bloomsbury will publish the JKR Compendium of Comebacks?
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@AP The headline is different. Why not post the headline?
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@SzMarsupial It’s over, Kittykin, I have the high ground.
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@teslaownersSV To be fair the lorry he goes past is hauling a TANK.
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@fesshole So you’re a good person then
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@lucyj_ford Her PR team have definitely gone “let’s wear white for purity and innocence”.
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@krishgm @EylonALevy Interesting you edited out the part you didn’t like Krishnan
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@Arsenalnewschan I’m really confused. He’s a centre-half. But Ruud doesn’t know if he can be successful as a centre half. Even though he is a fantastic player and very good on the ball. And played well as a left-back. Which he isn’t. Okay then…
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@simonharris_mbd What’s the point then? If he can’t be force fed kangaroo anus on the regular it’s going to be very boring.
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@ArchRose90 The driver
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@afneil Was it the South Park episode that persuaded them?
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@fesshole When accountants win.
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@aljwhite @KevinASchofield “I’m never going to say…that it was Dougie Smith.” The opposite of a week being a long time in politics.
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@BBCNewsPR An absolute disgrace
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@PaddyArsenal I’ve only seen two yellows back to back in the same passage of play. For Martinelli. Never thought I would see it again. By amazing coincidence that was also from Michael Oliver.
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@SkyNews Tax on earnings shock.
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@GreenJennyJones Keep locking them up. Vile that they disrupt ambulances and people going about their lives.
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@GregHands @CCHQPress @Conservatives Burden of taxation currently at the highest level since the war, Corporation Tax raised from 19% to 25%, and Government debt interest payments at £100 billion a year, all under the Tories but, sure, try and persuade the electorate Labour is worse.
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@EmmanuelMacron @steve_hawkes Of course. The answer is always more Europe. Unless you actually ask the people of Europe.
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@addicted2newz He’s absolutely correct.
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@JuliaHB1 Just apologise and say you jumped to the wrong conclusion. That’s ok.
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@JohnLeFevre And William was so lucky Cathrine set her sights on him.
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@DavidGHFrost @Telegraph The current Tory party thought Hunt and Sunak would be a good idea. That’s the issue right there.
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@JewishChron I don't think masks should be allowed. If you want to speak freely then let everyone see who you are.
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@anothercohen I think Elon pays the legal fees in any divorce caused by “X Premium” appearing on credit card statements.
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@nbminor Wait! What???? You only just got this?
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@afcstuff His name is going to be sung loudly and joyously
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@BillAckman It may be plagiarism that has got her, but it was not standing up for Jewish Harvard students that should have. Surely she cannot retain her $900k salary? A travesty!
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@WonderW97800751 As if Cousin It and Squidward were the models
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@NatashaC @BorderSolution_ Amazingly the French authorities appear to be puncturing the dinghies on the beach today. Why have they started…doing their job?
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@PeterBoneUK The rules are the rules. You govern at our pleasure. Just to be clear. 10,505 people made an affirmative decision to sign the petition. 68,897 either didn’t know there was a petition, didn’t care, or actually believed you. That’s not the same as all of them supporting you. The
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@JenCarsonTaylor @AnnPhipps14 Because PW is a good person
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@Owen_de_Visser Ironically you are tweeting about them.
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@TheeThomasB So not a CLOSE friend, then?
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@Jeremy_Hunt Your judgment is awful. Mandatory vaccination is morally wrong. Also, in this instance, it doesn’t protect anyone. My son just caught COVID having been triple jabbed. Coincidentally so has Liz Truss and Trudeau.
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@KateEMcCann Why was the MSM not more questioning about the data earlier?
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@petemorristwit There was a young woman who constantly left her car on our small cul-de-sac road without moving it for weeks on end. Stuck outside one of our houses when she could have parked further up the road and not inconvenienced anyone. Hilariously a huge tree fell on her car and we never
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@metpoliceuk I’m sure the sympathetic judge will let them off.
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@Tesla Nice!
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@WestHam_Central I’ve never seen so many fans go home before half time.
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@johnharris1969 "Because I'm a normal person...noooooooow"
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@GaryLineker 👏🏻👏🏻
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'I'm sure Gary Lineker is extremely busy with other things and hasn't got round to condemning, unambiguously, a terrorist atrocity' Lord Wolfson calls out Gary Lineker for comparing government policy to 1930's Germany, but staying silent on the murder of Jews in Israel.
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@dafrankel So Apple, Disney and all the others will be severing ties with TikTok immediately, obviously. I mean, that’s why they left X…
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@danny__kruger Matthew’s getting on a bit and isn’t really contributing much. How about him?
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@BBCPolitics Well, she does NOW.
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@BBCNews Not the knife crime and mugging? Or the surging cost of transport? I see.
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@Arsenalnewschan Arteta received a yellow card for complaining
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@ArsenalN7 Because he has a Maserati?
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@gurgavin If I get reincarnated I want to come back as Elon’s lawyer
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@richardajkeys @pgmol In Arsenal’s very next game, against Burnley, the ref blew for a foul against Saka for a push (more of a nudge really but still a foul) and in the same play it looks like an own goal. No complaints from Arsenal. Because it was a foul. Bit soft, but a foul. Contrast with
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@BBCPolitics So under this "duty of care" extremists can threaten the Mother of Parliaments? This is a very serious matter for our democracy. This cannot be ignored any longer.
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@Gunnersc0m @PLCPolice *cough* Gary Neville
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@Arsenalnewschan Raya is on loan. Jimmy also said Odergard needs to score more goals for Arsenal. He was our top scorer last season. Jimmy does not know what he is talking about.
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@_B___S Gorillr?
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@toryboypierce It’s grossly unfair to single her out. Smacks of envy. Her company is not very profitable.
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@TomTugendhat I’m a Tory. I have no idea who you are. I have heard your name but couldn’t pick you out in an identity parade. Were you a Remainer?
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@bigjeffd @NoCapFights It’s real and the farmer won the court case.
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@MattWallace888 Oh shit! There goes another perfectly good conspiracy theory, ruined by it being true.
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@KylePorterCBS Totally unacceptable
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@daraobriain Makes me think of some poor chap whose mum took him by accident to the Red Hot Chilli Pipers
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@RachaelBurford He’s right. Not something I’ve ever said before. Fine in Vegas not here.
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@BBCNews I'm beginning to think the XL Bully owners might be lying about how gentle cuddly they are
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@elonmusk @teslaownersSV Elon says “end of week” on a Saturday, which makes me wonder “does he mean tomorrow, Sunday?” But then I realise he means July
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@darrengrimes_ @MarcusRashford He gets hungry kids fed.
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@Conservatives I will just leave this here, shall I?
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Office for Budget Responsibility forecasts biggest drop in living standards since 1950s Follow Autumn Statement reaction and analysis ⬇
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@GuidoFawkes @JolyonMaugham Surely Jollywrong must win one eventually? Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nut.
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@GaryLineker I still can’t find the @garylineker post about October 7th where he said the rape and murder of women and children in Israel was heartbreaking. I’m sure he’s going to re-post it soon. Right??
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1. Hamas recruits, arms & trains 15, 16 & 17 year olds 2. Hamas uses the death of these terrorists to claim Israel targets children 3. Anti-Israel activists create propaganda videos suggesting Israel is at war with babies 4. A message amplified by people like @GaryLineker
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@MrHarryCole Wait! What?? You nominate yourself for a knighthood?
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@JohnGlenUK @RachelReevesMP Are you concerned about Labour raising taxes because the Tories have already raised taxes to historically high levels and raised Corporation Tax from 19% to 25%? You really think the electorate will trust Tories on tax ever again? I won’t. And I’m a traditional Tory voter.
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@Zack3O12 @Nigella_Lawson I wonder how he would say “microwave?”
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