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Anyone else noticed that no children are sleeping on NHS floors now the election is over?
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That moment when you realise the boss is stark raving mad.
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💥BOOM 💥
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Rosie Duffield: "Eddie Izzard is not a woman... I am absolutely not the only Labour woman MP who will leave the party if Eddie Izzard gets onto an all-women shortlist"
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Rees-Mogg: "This party is not going to be investigated by the police in a year's time..."
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The Speaker organising a meeting of party leaders today in Westminster whilst one party is having a conference in Manchester. Do you need any more evidence of his partiality? The worst.
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Starmer doing his "son of a toolmaker" routine. Reminder; his dad owned the toolmaking firm, he went to a fee paying school, charged £2,000-an-hour as a barrister and he has £100,000 kitchen.
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News from Claudia Webbe's hearing: Back at 15.30. Her barrister asked the judge to "please consider my clients suffering as a black woman and the abuse she encounters" The judge reminded her that Claudia is not the victim.
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I first met John Bercow when I was 16 years old. I want to put it on the record that the longer you have known him, the more you know what a nauseating wanker he really is, he absolutely deserves his wife.
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A senior government source wishes Bercow well “Bercow thinks he’ll walk away as a hero, when most people in the country don’t know who he is and those that do think he’s a nauseating wanker. The man has been central to stopping Brexit - the nation won’t thank him.”
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The debate I would like to see is Priti Patel versus Diane Abbott. Abbott has voted time and time again against anti-terrorist legislation. Priti, in her heart, wants to string 'em up. Let the British public judge the instincts of their next Home Secretary.
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We looked into the interviewees on #Panorama last night. Every single one of them was a pro-Labour activist before the pandemic. Every single one. It was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.
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Panorama’s PPE Investigation Was Party Political Broadcast
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2021 so far much like 2020. Piers hysterically calling for the hardest lockdown possible after returning from his Christmas holiday in the Caribbean, interviewing a Socialist Workers Party supporting nurse who blames the pandemic on the Tories. Happy New Year!
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WATCH: Kay Burley and Beth Rigby Grill Each Other Over Covid Lawbreaking
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The silence from politicians today is shameful. Afraid of being accused of racism they are letting an unlawful mob literally run riot.
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More people were reported to have died of stabbings than Covid in London yesterday.
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Hey @piersmorgan , we know you love to ask your guests for the latest figures. Tell us, how many viewers have you lost on average every day in the last month?
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"They are completely unfit to run the Labour party, let alone our country!"
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UK suicide rate is higher than UK’s Covid death rate.
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The top 1% of earners pay 27% of taxes. How much extra tax will the 99% have to pay if Corbyn drives them out of Britain?
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Lincoln's statue defaced with graffiti. President Lincoln, who fought a Civil War because he believed Black Lives Mattered. The ignorance is beyond parody.
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A Narwhal tusk, fire extinguisher and a lot of bottle from these three saved God knows how many lives.
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42% collapse in the last month in viewers since @piersmorgan went hysterical.
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EXCLUSIVE Morgan’s GMB Ratings Have Collapsed
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Alastair Campbell is still a shit. That is all.
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Clunk Click Every Trip @UKLabour
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Starmer wants you to have ID to go into a nightclub, but not to vote.
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Meanwhile, on a beach somewhere in the Carribbean...
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There will always be corona virus mutations. The logic of locking down the borders for fear of corona virus mutations has no ending. Humanity has to figure out how to live with this virus as we have figured out how to live with all viruses, for all history.
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Which Shadow Cabinet minister had to repay mortgage overpayments, flipped their home three times at a profit, billed the taxpayer for the removal men and claimed £600-a-month for food whilst earning £141,866-a-year?
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A Boris restoration would shoot Labour's "no mandate" fox. He won a general election majority.
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Keith Vaz is leaving politics to spend more time with his unexplained wealth.
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@tomhfh They produce a liquid, it will not nourish a baby.
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Put your AirPods in, turn up the volume and watch Penny hand Angie her arse back. Brutal.
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Land of Hope and Glory Hits No. 1 on ITunes Charts
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This is a parliament of remainers, by remainers for remainers.
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Did you attend a lockdown drinks party in Rosie Winterton's parliamentary office Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant ?
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Sweden is raising their social crowd limit from 50 to 500 whilst England is cutting to 6 people. 😕
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Dodds asks where was Corbyn's support for the rule of law and respect for judges when the IRA were murdering them.
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If necessary we will organise a private prosecution.
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We're aware of a situation regarding a fox, and would like to reassure people that we're investigating. Due to a very high volume of tweets, unfortunately we can't respond to every single one, and are unable to provide further comment right now. Thank you for your understanding
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According to a source she has another pair exactly the same at home.
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What’s Going on Here?
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Tonight @Nigel_Farage formally steps down from party politics. The most influential politician of the modern era, without ever entering Parliament.
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Leakd French memo on Friday revealed fears in Paris of a roaring unconstrained British economy. Deutsche Bank's chief economist believes Britain will be better off long-term with 'No Deal' and no EU regulatory alignment!
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WATCH: Deutsche Bank Chief Economist Says Unconstrained No Deal Britain's Economy "Will Do Well" [VIDEO]
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Now understand what @HumzaYousaf meant when he said under his leadership @theSNP would adopt a "big tent" approach to politics...
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UPDATE: When Jess Phillips told Owen Jones she would stab a politician she disagreed with...
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A leading law firm has come forward and offered to work pro bono on this animal welfare case
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If necessary we will organise a private prosecution.
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Sorry, the government is proposing that people on benefits should be able to get a mortgage? I'm proposing that they shouldn't, because it is an obviously stupid idea.
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Here's @AngelaRayner charging her IPSA card for a London hotel room, despite taxpayers already paying her rent for a London home. And paying the rent on her Labour MP boyfriend's place as well.
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Keir Starmer in the Mirror: "Having prosecuted every criminal case in England or Wales for five years, I know first hand the impact that antisocial behaviour has on families and on individuals." So is he now saying he was responsible for everything during his tenure at the DPP?
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Shareholders get paid dividends to take risks. Bailing out the airline owners socialises the risks on to taxpayers and protects billionaire shareholders from bankruptcy. Time to end Branson's crony capitalism, shareholders and bondholders should take the hit first.
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Bercow tells the Observer he joined the Labour Party a few weeks ago. Given he's been working in their interests for years, this is merely so they will be able to nominate him for a peerage.
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#Marr hasn't asked @Nigel_Farage a single relevant question about the Euro elections. Bizarre interview.
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How to have an energy costs crisis: 1. Levy increasing taxes on energy. 2. Fix energy prices. 3. Fail to develop domestic gas supplies. 4. Fail to innovate and build nuclear. 5. Shut coal power stations.
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Civil service briefing against Priti Patel - who is trying to knock a dysfunctional Home Office into shape - shows the department needs a big overhaul. Second rate senior mandarins should be retired.
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Twitter outrage rules: Rightie says something sexist - cyber-lynch. Leftie commits sexual assault - understand his journey.
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Turns out that Keir's Radisson Blu hotel in Durham did serve food. So that excuse for the beer and curry session has gone.... #durhampartygate
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This hasn't aged well
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Just found out that 61.3% of Rwanda's house of commons is female, almost entirely POC women at that. Real shame to see such a concerted effort by the left to denigrate such a progressive country.
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Former employee of Iranian state seeks intelligence regarding Sulemani action.
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I've written to Boris Johnson requesting an urgent Privy Council briefing and answers to questions following the US assassination of Qassem Suleimani.
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All those remain supporting pundits talking about the Tories falling apart don't seem able to read the polls. Tory poll ratings have risen since 21 MPs were expelled. Amber going has got to be worth another point or two.
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Starmer (again) carefully phrased: "My dad was a tool maker, he worked on the factory floor all his life". He also owned the factory.
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Every single interviewee on #Panorama last night was a pro-Labour activist before the pandemic. Every single one. It was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.
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The. Body. Language.
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Minor party leaders who achieved little got knighthoods - Sir Ed Davey. One minor party leader advanced the greatest constitutional change in a generation. Time to hear "arise Sir Nigel".
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Rules of the Next Tory Leadership Contest: 1. Winner can’t be a remainer. 2. Winner can’t be a former remainer.
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Local elections will be a bloodbath for Theresa May's candidates.
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This morning, two police officers visited the home of London Mayoral candidate, Laurence Fox. Responding to a single, anonymous complaint, the police warned Mr Fox that his campaigning could be in breach of the Covid regulations. The police offered no evidence.
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Have you ever seen anything like it @EmilyThornberry ?
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Hancock: I Know Everybody at Sky News is Keen to Get Back to Having Parties
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Suella should ask MPs who are critical of the government's handling of migrant crisis if they will accept busloads of the next days incoming in their constituency.
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Can you imagine what horror we would be suffering today if Bercow was still in the chair?
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Dan Hodges in tomorrow's Mail on Sunday says Angela Rayner lied, she cracked the joke about flashing her "ginger growler" in front of multiple witnesses:
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A few years ago in a BBC poll of a million people he was voted Britain's greatest Briton. Now he is being boarded up to protect him from the mob. Something has gone very wrong.
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Churchill Statue Boarded Up
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Have randomly selected myself to do what the hell I like.
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Busted
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Have I got this right, Tom Watson wants to raise the age you can buy a lottery ticket to 18 and lower the age you can vote to 16?
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If I understand things correctly Labour's leadership candidates are in favour of all-women shortlists that can include people who have a penis.
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Enjoying Emily Thornberry's tweets against the millionaires backing the Tories. She must secretly be worried about what will happen to her multi-million pound London property portfolio if the socialists get in.
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Doctor Who Discovered Omicron Says UK is Panicking, Symptoms Are Mild
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WATCH: Khan’s Statue Advisor Yells at Queen and Threatens to Punch Security
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Barry Gardiner told Jon Craig that Christine Lee was "not a Chinese donor." Here she is in an official photograph with Chinese President Xi Jinping.
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Lammy talking sense on #BBCqt saying you can't condemn Cummings one week and go on a mass protest the next week, CBI saying #GetBrexitDone on #Newsnight . I am still asleep and this is a dream.
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BREAKING: Trump on Theresa May's Brexit plan: "I don't know if that's what they voted for"
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If the Tory grassroots membership is cut out of the election of a leader they will be more likely to stay at home come the next general election.
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Makes sense for Remain backing MPs. If you need help with drafting a Surrender Bill, the French are definitely the experts on the subject.
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First time I can recall a Tory leader showing @Nigel_Farage the respect he deserves.
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Boris Johnson
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Only a Conservative majority can get Brexit done by the end of January with a deal that's agreed and ready to go.
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UPDATE: Sturgeon confirms Scotland will cut self isolation to seven days. Here's how she slapped down a journalist when he asked a question about just such a proposal
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Panorama breached BBC guidelines ”Appropriate information about their affiliations, funding and particular viewpoints should be made available to the audience, when relevant to the context.”
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Hancock Slams Panorama as Communist Union Organiser Boasts He Recruited Participants
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Emily Thornberry is criticising Trump from withdrawing from Syria - she voted against intervening in Syria. Go figure.
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Quote of The Day is Diane Abbott: "Who can have confidence in Amber Rudd if she doesn’t seem able to get basic facts right?”
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4 remainers versus @JuliaHB1 on #BBCqt Wasn't really fair odds, they didn't stand a chance.
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Global Guido
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Julia Hartley-Brewer: EU is Treating Britain Like a “Naughty Schoolchild”
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Corbyn on the IRA, Now and Then
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All those people praising the German healthcare system's response never mention that only 28% of their hospitals are state-owned.
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Keir seems to be arguing that having beer and sandwiches in the work place was legal whereas having wine and cheese was not.
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Durham Police fining Starmer now would be top banter.
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A first glimpse of Wilfred
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Why did Barry Gardiner employ Lee's son? If it was because she was a donor that is surely reprehensible even if he hadn't twigged she might be a Chinese agent. Cash for favours.
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Raab's guilty of demanding competence from civil servants. He'll have to go.
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Boris got his blue passport
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BREXIT DONE: EU Parliament pass the withdrawal agreement. 621 in favour 49 against It’s happening
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Suella Braverman says “don’t vote for me because I’m a woman, don’t vote for me because I’m brown” vote for me because I love this country and I’m a conservative
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